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I Want Some Hot Stuff Baby Tonight!

Submissive Phone SexWith the beautiful weather upon us I decided it was time to make sure my body was in shape for the upcoming swim suit season because I love to look hot and turn heads in my swim suits. I scheduled an entire day at the spa, I wanted a massage, to sit in the sauna, have a facial, and to have a full body wax to rid myself of all unwanted hair. I will have them wax and shape my eyebrows, wax my underarms, legs, and my cute little pussy. I love to pamper myself and then I will make sure to hit the tanning bed to get a head start on the wonder tan I get each year. I think tans make me look so much healthier than the pale skin I have all winter long. And then I will get my hair and a mani pedi done, this is an entire day dedicated to pampering myself and to make sure I start my spring off looking as hot as I possibly can.

Every woman knows that beauty is pain and everyone also knows I love pain. So as they were waxing me and ripping off the hair especially on my pussy I would cum every time! I am so grateful these ladies know me quite well at the spa and it doesn’t bother them in the least that I have multiple orgasms as they work on me and inflict pain. I think they have actually come to look forward to my appointments because I don’t complain or bitch like a lot of the ladies do when they are being waxed. At the end of the day I have cum five or six times, it was a wonderful day. I went straight home and put on my sexiest little black swim suit.

I wanted my husband to see me as soon as he walked in the door. He took one look at me and dinner was totally forgotten and we spent the night with him fucking my brains out. It really hurt my freshly waxed pussy for him to ram his huge rock hard cock in and out of me which caused me to cum even harder than normal! Beauty is pain and pain is the ultimate orgasm for me! I wanted some hot stuff with the waxing and then I wanted some hot stuff from my baby tonight, just like Donna Summer’s song Hot Stuff Baby Tonight says, I love that song, and I got both!

The Best Nightmare Ending Ever!

Submissive Phone SexWhen I woke up today it was gorgeous outside, As I sat at the breakfast bar having my morning coffee and looking outside I thought I should have a lazy day, just spend the day laying out by the pool and working on my tan, I love laying out by the pool and the pool service had just been here a few days ago and got it ready. It is so sparkling clean and inviting. So after my coffee and I had an onion bagel with cream cheese for breakfast I decided to go put on a swim suit and lay out by the pool. It was a little cool still but the sun felt so good, I was really enjoying laying there, listening to music and I brought out the current sex novel I am reading too.

As I was reading it made me sleepy and I must have dozed off. While asleep I had this dream that this huge ugly man had me locked in a room in his castle and would use me for his sex toy. I was kept in chains, I wasn’t allowed out unless he took me out to abuse, fuck me or let me bathe. In my dream I had to get away, this man being mean and fucking and abusing me didn’t bother me nearly as much as his grossness did. He was ugly, hair smelled awful and most of his teeth were missing, Finally one day he had taken me outside to sit in the sun while he belittled and berated me and I thought this was my chance to run. It would be my only chance to get away, he never takes me outside. So I ran, and I ran as fast as I could and he was close behind me.

I was so frightened, I knew if he caught me I would face horrible torture and would be kept in that dungeon looking dark dirty room for the rest of my life. My heart was racing and I was screaming and running as fast as I could. The next thing I know someone is shaking me and I woke up screaming. It was my neighbor and he took me in his arms and assured me it was just a bad dream, bad dream hell, it was the worst nightmare ever! But my neighbor took me inside to my bedroom and made me feel so much better, as he was fucking me so hard and I was cumming multiple times I was grateful it was only a nightmare and now I was in a real dream, only with this dream I am wide awake and really enjoying having my brains fucked out!

My Family Reunion

We had our family reunion last week! It was so much fun. I got to see all kinds of family members that I only see at family gatherings. Most people when they think of my kind of family reunion they think it is just a big orgy. That is not entirely true. We are a normal family. We hug and catch up with each other, we eat and sometimes we even sing a little karaoke! We play card games and just enjoy each other’s company. That does happen for a while. Eventually there are some family members that begin to play with each other.

We also play games that kinda promote one on one play time. We always play twister in our underclothes. That one is a favorite of mine. This year was a little different for me. I have a cousin that I have been wanting to play with for a while. He has always seemed uninterested with me. At the time I thought it was because I was always with my brother. See, my brother and I are very close. We have a special relationship. 

My cousin approached me and asked if he could take a few pictures of me. I of course said yes and my brother tagged along. My cousin failed to mention they would be nude pictures. I did not mind though. I love to show off my body for my family. The pictures turned out to be really hot and my cousin turned them into a collage. It was a huge turn on to see how hot I looked in those pictures. Plus I could see the erections of my brother and cousin straining against their pants.

I saw this as my opportunity for what I have always wanted. My cousin. I was hoping my brother would join too. I know how much fun he is to fuck. I did not have to do anything other than mention that I was horny and would like to have some cock. Both my cousin and my brother were all over me! Best family reunion ever and I got my picture collage to remember it by! I can not wait for next year! 

Stopping Traffic

I went to the beach recently with a good female friend of mine. She is not nearly as hot as I am but I like her funny personality so I hang out with her. We had a great time at the beach. All the men couldn’t take their eyes off me as usual. I love being the center of attention. When you are as sexy as me its hard not to be the center of attention. 

We were headed back to my place and her car decided to break down. We were on a back highway, one that is hardly ever traveled. She of course began to panic saying we were never going to get anyone to stop and help us. I just looked at her. Is she seriously saying I cannot get anyone to stop? Can she not see how sexy I am? Damn, girl must be blind. I asked her, so you are saying that you think I cannot stop traffic? Well, umm, uh. She sounded so stupid stumbling over her words. Remind me again why I hang out with this girl? “Okay, challenge accepted.”, I said and got out of the car. I stood on the side of the road in my bikini and wrap that I had on from the beach. I reached back and untied the strings on my top. My perfect, big, beautiful tits were happy to be freed. 

Of course traffic stopped. When the cars began to stop I just stared at my friend. I was saying I told you so with my eyes. I know how sexy I am and I know how to use it. I had the whole lane of traffic stopped so I knew I could take my pick of cars. I saw a hot car with an even hotter driver and casually walked up to the car. “Hey hon, wanna take me to town?” Of course the driver eagerly said yes. I hopped in the car and left my friend there on the side of the road. That’s what she gets for doubting me. Stupid girl.

The guy who picked me up was even dumber than my friend. He tried to imply that I should suck his cock because he decided to stop and pick me up. Ha! I told him he could give me head. Me letting him taste how sweet and delicious my pussy is would be payment enough. He pulled off to the side of the road and I spread my legs nice and wide for him. He buried his tongue deep inside of me. I must say he is a very good pussy eater. He made me cum so hard I told him I would reward him. I climbed in his lap and rode that cock. It felt so good. After that I was in such a good mood I told him to turn around and go back for my friend. I bet she will never doubt me again!

Nothing Left

Never, ever piss me off to the point of no return. A lesson she had to learn the hard way.
Everything was cool, we were partying, having a great time. But some people just can’t handle their alcohol. They get mouthy, they get ballsy, they find that fucking liquid courage.
Yeah not a good idea at all, not with me. We were on the beach, the bon fire burning, the beer cold and the bitch getting braver by the minute.
Finally I just couldn’t take it anymore and I snapped. Just because I am dangerous doesn’t mean I am not smart, that is why I have never gotten caught.
The surf board was leaning against the same tree that my machete was stuck in, the one that we had been using to cut wood to keep the fire going. At the end of the dock was the fishing boat rocking in the water, calling my name.
She didn’t even notice me take the machete and the surf board and put them on the boat. Talking her into coming with me to hot wire the boat and go for a ride was easy, so easy it was pitiful.
Once on the water I knocked her ass out with one good blow to the jaw. I put her on the surf board over the side of the boat so there was no blood on the boat. Leaning over the edge I began to hack her body into pieces, throwing them off the board and into the water. Watching the fish start to swarm and feed I knew it wouldn’t be long before the sharks showed up.
Watching it was making me fucking horny as hell, dumb bitch. It didn’t take much to hack-up the fiberglass board and watch the pieces sink to the bottom, finally throwing my machete in and watching it disappear under the surface.
There was nothing left of her, the blood on my hands rinsed off easily in the water, and there was no mess at all.
She would never be found. I headed back to the dock, turned the boat facing open waters, set the throttle on high and watched it disappear out to sea. If it was ever found it would be a miracle.
Finding a couple of hunks at the party to fuck while reliving the scene in my mind was the grand finale and fed the fire that my carnage created.
Never, ever piss me off to the point of no return.

Poker Night turned into Strip Poker!

GFE Phone SexBaby, I am so sorry I didn’t listen to you, but I have missed you so much lately. I know you play poker with the guys every week, and I know you need this time to hang out and relax without any stress or worries. I just wanted to make sure you had a good time, and I know how much you like to watch me dance. I went shopping today, bought a new outfit, got all dressed up and came here tonight to give you a private dance. I thought I would be here before anyone else, Baby – I had no idea everyone was already here and in the other room. I stripped for you and only you! Didn’t you like watching me take my clothes off? Don’t you want to reach out and pull me close to you, so I can feel your cock pressed up against me? Don’t you want to fuck me right here on this poker table before your game tonight? Of course you do!

I was worried as I laid there waiting for your response. It appeared I made a wrong choice, but then you moved towards me and buried your face between my legs. Oh my, you are talented with your tongue, and the way it just dances across my clit is amazing! I can’t help but to cum so hard all over your face, and that’s exactly what I did. I feel you climb on top of me, and you work your cock up to my face! I love your cock! I love sucking on you and making you beg me to swallow you whole. I love licking your balls and playing with your ass while you fuck my face. I feel your balls tighten up, and then your hot load shoots down my throat! Total BLISS! That’s the only way I can describe sucking on your cock!

You get off of me and move to the chair, and I can see your cock is getting hard again. I slide off the table and sit on your lap, and you guide your cock inside my very wet pussy. I feel you getting harder and harder inside of me. I start out slowly riding you, but then I feel your hands on my hips lifting me up  and pulling me down hard on your cock. You pick up your pace and start just hammering your cock into me, and I can’t take it anymore. I cum so hard all over your cock, and my pussy just spams and clenches down like it’s milking your cock. You feel me shake and shudder through my orgasm then you explode inside me. I collapse on top of you, but we hear commotion behind us, and I see all your friends are staring at us and start clapping as though they were giving us a standing ovation. Even thought I was embarrassed – that was the best poker night of my life Baby!  Thank you!

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April Fools Carla Style

Tranny Phone SexBeing the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.

As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.

When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight  little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?

I Maid His Day On April Fools

The ad read:
Maid wanted. Must be willing to cook, clean, do windows, do the shopping, keep track of special occasions within my family and make sure gifts are purchased, wrapped and delivered, and be willing to wear a special uniform while performing house hold duties. Must have an open mind. Position pays well for the right candidate.

Of course I had to go apply for this position, the whole thing had peaked my interest and my imagination had my cock standing erect and dripping pre-cum.
I called the number and made an appointment for an interview while jerking my dick with one hand and taking down information with the other. (multitasking will be important with this position, I have a feeling).
The next day I picked out a very attractive, very short, very form fitting black dress and headed out to my interview. The gentleman looking for assistance lived in a nice home and it was evident that money was not an object. It was also evident that he was not overly attractive and had the personality of a wet rag, so he was likely single. He made no bones about what would be expected and how well I would be paid for my domestic services. It was also obvious that he found me acceptably attractive.
I got the job and started immediately. He gave me my “maid uniform” which was a skimpy little number that looked fabulous on me!.
I watched him as he watched me all day long cleaning, bending over and teasing him endlessly. A couple of times I caught him rubbing his dick while he was watching me.
After dinner he told me to clean up and put on the out fit in the bathroom and meet him in his bed room before I would be dismissed for the night. In the bathroom I found a smoking hot red and black lingerie set with stockings, guarder and red fuck me pumps. Smiling I put the outfit on and went to his room.
After one of the hottest make out sessions complete with passionate kissing, hard titty sucking and a blow job that had him ready to blow his load, he asked me to get undressed for him.
I knew this could go bad but I was so fucking horny I got undressed with out thinking. When I turned around to face him, my huge cock bouncing in front of me, I smiled sweetly and said “April Fools”. A smile came over his face and he said “I was about to say the same thing” as he pulled the covers back revealing his four inch cock that was standing straight up.
Fuck it, I went for it and  found out what he didn’t have in his pants he made up for with his mouth and my huge cock in his tight ass “maid” his day!

April Fool

I got paid some good money today to play a little April fools joke on the brats. I knew it was mean.. but I don’t give a fuck! I need a good fix. Bob came over EARLY this morning. He was dressed in all black. He wanted to sneak into Katelyn’s room and scare her awake! He climbed right up on her bed and started ripping her clothes off. I heard her muffled screams leak out between his fingers. He flipped her over on her bed and plunged his hard wanting dick deep inside her cunny! He paid so much money but he didn’t last to long… A few short minutes. When he was done he pulled his mask off and said April fools! Katelyn giggled and slapped him. Then, like a good little slut she cleaned up his mess and sucked his cock dry

Greek God

I went out Friday and had a blast. I went to a tranny club downtown. It was so much fun! I had guys and girls coming on to me! Their hands traveling all over my body. I felt like such a SLUT and I loved it! I mean LOVED it!!! Then I had this big beautiful Geek God come up to me and ask if I had a big black cock hidden under my dress! I told him he would have to unwrap me to find out! I felt like the bell of the ball when he offered me his hand. He took me straight home to his house. He started kissing my neck. Unzipping my dress. Slowly undressing me. Until he found my big black cock. He was so eager to pull it into his mouth. He sucked my cock all the way down in one big motion. His tongue latched on to my dick like a pro. And he sucked out every single drop of cum I had stored for him! Then I let him fuck like I needed. I wanted to feel him explode inside me and it was sooo worth it!