Romance really isn’t dead. Just gotta know how to lovingly fuck your partner. Which requires knowledge of how to use all your sex parts properly.
Get that good sex on the first night married. Set the marriage up right. Dick her down hard. Start with just grabbing her by the waist when she’s out of her wedding dress, and throw her on the bed. Get to stripping yourself. Because that tux is a rental…
Get into her cooch and start rummaging around like a piggy searching for a truffle. Get that tongue going and let it be your water guide. Cause it’s hot as fuck when she comes and squirts in your face (which reminds you of why you took the tux off…)
And lets not forget after she blows you like working an animal balloon, make that fuck memorable. Punch her cervix with your fuck fist of a dick like it was a heavy bag. Make that bitch walk funny for a week.
Because, again, romance ain’t dead.