Category: Hot phonesex

Canadian Mountie to the Rescue!

I’ve always had a crush on Dudley Do-Right, so when I went to Canada, I sought out my very own Mountie! I put on my best damsel in distress and it didn’t take long for that dream to cum true. He rode up so majestic on his horse and swooped me up into his arms. I creamed my panties right there. I made it no secret what I wanted as we headed back to his cabin. I sat on his lap and ground my firm ass into his crotch. I could feel his excitement mounting to the surface lol He carried me inside and plopped me down on a giant bear skin rug, removed his hat, shoved his rugged face between my legs and fucked my tight cunt with his broad tongue. Then he placed two fingers deep inside me and set his tongue to work on my tender clit. I couldn’t control myself. Then I felt a third. A fourth. And finally as he rolled his hand into a ball and thrust his fist into my tight wet pussy, my sweet moans and gasps became low growls of approval and pleasure. When I came, I squirted halfway across the room. O Canada!

Buzz Me

I went shopping in search of a more compact way of carrying things. It seems I am always on the go and I needed to simplify things.
When I found these wonderful pair of underwear. They are practical and pink and so pretty. Now I am sure at this point you are wondering how in the world underwear would help me out. How could they help me simplify carrying things?
Well don’t you worry it not only helps me but keeps my twat soaking wet. Stay with me and I will make it all crystal clear for you. And hopefully you will be buzzing me soon.
These wonderful panties hold my cell phone and it sits right in front of my pussy, right on my clit. I have kept my phone on vibrate for two days now and every time I get a call I cum before I answer the phone.
What could be better? Nothing! So call me when you get a chance and make me cum in my pretty new panties!

It’s Portable!

I think I lost my vibrator. Poor little Wendy. 🙁 I love to feel the buzz tickle me inside and out. It had three different speeds and each one would tense up my tiny body while I squirt over and over again! Don’t get me wrong, my fingers work wonders on my little clitty, but those vibrating pulses of heaven really get the job done. I couldn’t think of what to do without it! Would I really have to go a whole night with about my battery operated bff to send shivers down my back? Then I remembered…I have a fancy new cell phone with a super convenient vibrate setting. That tiny handheld computer is the next best thing! I set the buzz on that baby and went to town. Almost instantly, my eyes rolled in the back of my head and my teeny body started to shake all over. I lost all control and thought I might die it felt so good! The best part about this new toy is I can take it anywhere! *giggles*

Slam Dunk!

There’s just something about watching men play basketball that is totally hot!  They got so sweaty and try to impress girls so much.  It TOTALLY works, giggles!  I love to show my team spirit.  I like to make sure they know that I LOVE winners.  I love watching them really try to hustle it HARD and make a slam dunk.  Every time one of them does they look over at me in my little bitty skirt and my cute little pigtails and I flash them a private show.  That just drives them wild!  Of course they have something worth winning after all.  I like to show my support by letting them know they they can slam dunk my little cunny if they win!  I may be a tease but I’m a teen tease that puts out!  If you’re able to score big time in the game, then you’re able to score with me!  Once you feel this tight little body wrapped around you, losing is just not an option!!  GO TEAM!!

Hot Phonesex with Passion

If you’ve been reading my blogs, or if you’ve called me before, you already know how much I love my protein!  Sucking off fat, white cocks is one of my greatest talents.  And, you’ll agree I do a good, fucking, bang-up job at it!  But, it’s the end-results of all my hard work that makes me the most excited.  When you blow your load, that’s the greatest treat you can give me.  There’s nothing like having delicious, thick, warm cock cream pumped down my throat, or feeling that hot, drippy semen splash all over my face.  I love to rub gobs of sticky, white load all over my huge jugs, then lick and suck every bit off of myself.

Even if you cum deep inside my plump, juicy cunt, I enjoy the feeling of your throbbing cock as it empties all of your cum into my welcoming, tight tunnel.  And, if you like pounding my soft, round ass, and watching it jiggle with every thrust into my shithole, I anticipate the moment you fill my insides with a health amount of man-juice for a beautiful cream pie.

No matter how you give it to me, I love to take it!  So, cum unload on me, or in me, with some hot phonesex.

International Picnic Day!

I’ve heard some black folks say that the word “picnic” comes from an old KKK ritual, where they would “pick a nigger” to lynch.  Then, they’d have a party that night, right under the lifeless body hanging from the tree.  Of course, that’s not true, but to appease all the thick, white cocks just wishing they could pound some juicy, nigger bitch pussy, I decided to celebrate International Picnic Day in a racially humiliating fashion.  I went to the poor, white side of town, where lots of bigots reside, and I stood on the street, flashing cars and pedestrians.  No bra.  No panties.  Just a thin, white dress and my sexy black ass, hoping someone would grab me and show me what happens to dirty, nasty, nigger whores in white neighborhoods.

A few guys took pictures, some stopped by to touch on me – pinch my nipples and squeeze my ass.  Almost everyone yelled something horrible at me.  Then, I had the best idea!  I wend two block over to an old, dive.  I was only there for two minutes before I got some real action!  Two drunk guys came out the side door in the alley, and spotted me.  I knew what I’d been waiting for was finally about to happen.  They were spewing hateful words at me before they even stumbled close enough to touch me.  They reeked of beer and cigarettes, and their eyes were blood-shot.

They grabbed me from behind, by my big tits, and pulled me deep into the alley.  They were fascinated with my huge, plump, round black ass, and it angered them that I enjoyed their attention.  That only made them even more abusive.  My pussy started dripping down my thighs when they told me I was the nigger that they’d picked to be their sex slave.

They poured beer on my snatch and licked it all off, saying that the beer made the stench of my dirty pussy tolerable.  They shoved beer bottles inside me and slapped me around every time I sounded like I enjoyed it.  Those guys fucked me in every whole, wiped off their dicks on my dress, then left me, sweaty, smelly and satisfied right next to the dumpster.  What a great day!

Hot Phone Sex Intoxication

I can’t believe how fucked up I got. I don’t remember half of last night. But I do know my pussy is sore as hell today and so is my ass.
I didn’t intend to get so fucking drunk but hey shit happens, ya know?
I know some one or likely lots of some ones, worked my drunk ass over. My girl said I was the cum slut of the party, fucking and sucking anything that had a dick and several things that didn’t.
I had to laugh at her when she said that. and the visual that created took the laughter to hysteria!
When she asked what I was laughing at and I told her I could only imagine what I must have looked like and she broke out the pictures.
Yeah only a true friend will let you get tanked, let you act like an ass and then take pictures or record it for prosperity, or future bribery!
This one is my favorite, I look as fucked up as I was in this one!
LMAO!!!

What’s In Your Picnic Basket?

International picnic day, like the girls and I need a reason to go out on a sunny day dressed in next to nothing and play.
We pack a very interesting picnic basket, it is filled with goodies to eat and goodies to play. We have a special park we go to that has lots for the girls to do together and secluded areas for us to play together.
It’s always fun to be in the sun with the warm air on our skin, touching places that don’t see the sun often.
We love to bring healthy snacks and use them in a variety of ways. We love getting naked and using each other as little tables to make our sandwiches and plates on. And we always let some peanut butter and jelly spill onto our bellies so we can lick it off each other!
The girls love peanut butter and banana sandwiches we love stuffing the bananas in our pussies and asses before we peel them for our sandwiches.
Picnics are a great family day all summer long, but especially today on national picnic day!
What’s in your picnic basket?

Roses Are Red

Roses are red, as can be seen so plain
As are my visions of your chocolate mane
Your hair in my hands as I pull you back
Thrusting and pulling, your senses attacked

Violets are blue, like the clear winter sky
Your moans entice me, drive me, and make me sigh
The passion, the motion, our bodies move as one
Your heat engulfs me, hot as the sun

Lilies spread wide open in full bloom
Touching, kissing, rubbing your climax looms
You embrace me as the waves rock your core
My thrusting incessant, just wanting you more

The orchid is the flower of lust
As my defenses crumble with every thrust
Deep in your garden, my seeds are planted
Holding you in my arms, I am enchanted

But flowers are fleeting, they do not withstand
Unlike my passion, my desire, that you command
Words don’t do justice for how I crave your touch
I never imagined I would want someone so much…

I love when I get sexy poems like this. It perfectly describes just what I want me and you to be like. I want to be your girlfriend. Call me lets please one another.

Grandma Knows

This sexy grandma has been up to no good lately! I threw a little slumber party for my grandson and his friends… just a little summer fun. Rented movies and had all the pizza they could eat. Of course grandma was wearing just the tinniest little thing. Just wanting to see which of the young boys noticed. I was thinking perhaps they were to young at first. Then I saw one little man covering his hard little cock…Then a second one. I waited till the 3rd movie was on and called the boys out one at a time. I took them to my bedroom and told them I had noticed there hard little cocks. Since they were staying at my house I needed to make sure they were ok. They let me pull out there little cocks and check to make sure they weren’t hurt…lol I kissed them to make them feel better. And when they grew even harder.. I told them grandma knew how to make them better.. It was just a bad cramp. I just need to work the kink out. So I stroked and rubbed their hard cocks till they felt all better. Im such a good grandma! I knew just what they needed.