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Stopping Traffic

I went to the beach recently with a good female friend of mine. She is not nearly as hot as I am but I like her funny personality so I hang out with her. We had a great time at the beach. All the men couldn’t take their eyes off me as usual. I love being the center of attention. When you are as sexy as me its hard not to be the center of attention. 

We were headed back to my place and her car decided to break down. We were on a back highway, one that is hardly ever traveled. She of course began to panic saying we were never going to get anyone to stop and help us. I just looked at her. Is she seriously saying I cannot get anyone to stop? Can she not see how sexy I am? Damn, girl must be blind. I asked her, so you are saying that you think I cannot stop traffic? Well, umm, uh. She sounded so stupid stumbling over her words. Remind me again why I hang out with this girl? “Okay, challenge accepted.”, I said and got out of the car. I stood on the side of the road in my bikini and wrap that I had on from the beach. I reached back and untied the strings on my top. My perfect, big, beautiful tits were happy to be freed. 

Of course traffic stopped. When the cars began to stop I just stared at my friend. I was saying I told you so with my eyes. I know how sexy I am and I know how to use it. I had the whole lane of traffic stopped so I knew I could take my pick of cars. I saw a hot car with an even hotter driver and casually walked up to the car. “Hey hon, wanna take me to town?” Of course the driver eagerly said yes. I hopped in the car and left my friend there on the side of the road. That’s what she gets for doubting me. Stupid girl.

The guy who picked me up was even dumber than my friend. He tried to imply that I should suck his cock because he decided to stop and pick me up. Ha! I told him he could give me head. Me letting him taste how sweet and delicious my pussy is would be payment enough. He pulled off to the side of the road and I spread my legs nice and wide for him. He buried his tongue deep inside of me. I must say he is a very good pussy eater. He made me cum so hard I told him I would reward him. I climbed in his lap and rode that cock. It felt so good. After that I was in such a good mood I told him to turn around and go back for my friend. I bet she will never doubt me again!

Nothing Left

Never, ever piss me off to the point of no return. A lesson she had to learn the hard way.
Everything was cool, we were partying, having a great time. But some people just can’t handle their alcohol. They get mouthy, they get ballsy, they find that fucking liquid courage.
Yeah not a good idea at all, not with me. We were on the beach, the bon fire burning, the beer cold and the bitch getting braver by the minute.
Finally I just couldn’t take it anymore and I snapped. Just because I am dangerous doesn’t mean I am not smart, that is why I have never gotten caught.
The surf board was leaning against the same tree that my machete was stuck in, the one that we had been using to cut wood to keep the fire going. At the end of the dock was the fishing boat rocking in the water, calling my name.
She didn’t even notice me take the machete and the surf board and put them on the boat. Talking her into coming with me to hot wire the boat and go for a ride was easy, so easy it was pitiful.
Once on the water I knocked her ass out with one good blow to the jaw. I put her on the surf board over the side of the boat so there was no blood on the boat. Leaning over the edge I began to hack her body into pieces, throwing them off the board and into the water. Watching the fish start to swarm and feed I knew it wouldn’t be long before the sharks showed up.
Watching it was making me fucking horny as hell, dumb bitch. It didn’t take much to hack-up the fiberglass board and watch the pieces sink to the bottom, finally throwing my machete in and watching it disappear under the surface.
There was nothing left of her, the blood on my hands rinsed off easily in the water, and there was no mess at all.
She would never be found. I headed back to the dock, turned the boat facing open waters, set the throttle on high and watched it disappear out to sea. If it was ever found it would be a miracle.
Finding a couple of hunks at the party to fuck while reliving the scene in my mind was the grand finale and fed the fire that my carnage created.
Never, ever piss me off to the point of no return.

Poker Night turned into Strip Poker!

GFE Phone SexBaby, I am so sorry I didn’t listen to you, but I have missed you so much lately. I know you play poker with the guys every week, and I know you need this time to hang out and relax without any stress or worries. I just wanted to make sure you had a good time, and I know how much you like to watch me dance. I went shopping today, bought a new outfit, got all dressed up and came here tonight to give you a private dance. I thought I would be here before anyone else, Baby – I had no idea everyone was already here and in the other room. I stripped for you and only you! Didn’t you like watching me take my clothes off? Don’t you want to reach out and pull me close to you, so I can feel your cock pressed up against me? Don’t you want to fuck me right here on this poker table before your game tonight? Of course you do!

I was worried as I laid there waiting for your response. It appeared I made a wrong choice, but then you moved towards me and buried your face between my legs. Oh my, you are talented with your tongue, and the way it just dances across my clit is amazing! I can’t help but to cum so hard all over your face, and that’s exactly what I did. I feel you climb on top of me, and you work your cock up to my face! I love your cock! I love sucking on you and making you beg me to swallow you whole. I love licking your balls and playing with your ass while you fuck my face. I feel your balls tighten up, and then your hot load shoots down my throat! Total BLISS! That’s the only way I can describe sucking on your cock!

You get off of me and move to the chair, and I can see your cock is getting hard again. I slide off the table and sit on your lap, and you guide your cock inside my very wet pussy. I feel you getting harder and harder inside of me. I start out slowly riding you, but then I feel your hands on my hips lifting me up  and pulling me down hard on your cock. You pick up your pace and start just hammering your cock into me, and I can’t take it anymore. I cum so hard all over your cock, and my pussy just spams and clenches down like it’s milking your cock. You feel me shake and shudder through my orgasm then you explode inside me. I collapse on top of you, but we hear commotion behind us, and I see all your friends are staring at us and start clapping as though they were giving us a standing ovation. Even thought I was embarrassed – that was the best poker night of my life Baby!  Thank you!

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April Fools Carla Style

Tranny Phone SexBeing the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.

As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.

When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight  little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?

I Maid His Day On April Fools

The ad read:
Maid wanted. Must be willing to cook, clean, do windows, do the shopping, keep track of special occasions within my family and make sure gifts are purchased, wrapped and delivered, and be willing to wear a special uniform while performing house hold duties. Must have an open mind. Position pays well for the right candidate.

Of course I had to go apply for this position, the whole thing had peaked my interest and my imagination had my cock standing erect and dripping pre-cum.
I called the number and made an appointment for an interview while jerking my dick with one hand and taking down information with the other. (multitasking will be important with this position, I have a feeling).
The next day I picked out a very attractive, very short, very form fitting black dress and headed out to my interview. The gentleman looking for assistance lived in a nice home and it was evident that money was not an object. It was also evident that he was not overly attractive and had the personality of a wet rag, so he was likely single. He made no bones about what would be expected and how well I would be paid for my domestic services. It was also obvious that he found me acceptably attractive.
I got the job and started immediately. He gave me my “maid uniform” which was a skimpy little number that looked fabulous on me!.
I watched him as he watched me all day long cleaning, bending over and teasing him endlessly. A couple of times I caught him rubbing his dick while he was watching me.
After dinner he told me to clean up and put on the out fit in the bathroom and meet him in his bed room before I would be dismissed for the night. In the bathroom I found a smoking hot red and black lingerie set with stockings, guarder and red fuck me pumps. Smiling I put the outfit on and went to his room.
After one of the hottest make out sessions complete with passionate kissing, hard titty sucking and a blow job that had him ready to blow his load, he asked me to get undressed for him.
I knew this could go bad but I was so fucking horny I got undressed with out thinking. When I turned around to face him, my huge cock bouncing in front of me, I smiled sweetly and said “April Fools”. A smile came over his face and he said “I was about to say the same thing” as he pulled the covers back revealing his four inch cock that was standing straight up.
Fuck it, I went for it and  found out what he didn’t have in his pants he made up for with his mouth and my huge cock in his tight ass “maid” his day!

April Fool

I got paid some good money today to play a little April fools joke on the brats. I knew it was mean.. but I don’t give a fuck! I need a good fix. Bob came over EARLY this morning. He was dressed in all black. He wanted to sneak into Katelyn’s room and scare her awake! He climbed right up on her bed and started ripping her clothes off. I heard her muffled screams leak out between his fingers. He flipped her over on her bed and plunged his hard wanting dick deep inside her cunny! He paid so much money but he didn’t last to long… A few short minutes. When he was done he pulled his mask off and said April fools! Katelyn giggled and slapped him. Then, like a good little slut she cleaned up his mess and sucked his cock dry

Greek God

I went out Friday and had a blast. I went to a tranny club downtown. It was so much fun! I had guys and girls coming on to me! Their hands traveling all over my body. I felt like such a SLUT and I loved it! I mean LOVED it!!! Then I had this big beautiful Geek God come up to me and ask if I had a big black cock hidden under my dress! I told him he would have to unwrap me to find out! I felt like the bell of the ball when he offered me his hand. He took me straight home to his house. He started kissing my neck. Unzipping my dress. Slowly undressing me. Until he found my big black cock. He was so eager to pull it into his mouth. He sucked my cock all the way down in one big motion. His tongue latched on to my dick like a pro. And he sucked out every single drop of cum I had stored for him! Then I let him fuck like I needed. I wanted to feel him explode inside me and it was sooo worth it!

Fun Ride

 I love to take little day trips out to the lake. I drive one of my sports cars and lay out on the lake. Just enjoying the fun in the sun. Its a very private area. On private property. So I don’t have to worry about prying eyes. So I don’t mind going topless and sunning away my tan lines. Today was so very beautiful I just had to take a trip to the lake! I stripped down to my bikini bottom and left my clothes on a big rock close to my sunning area. I heard one of the gardeners come by and trim up some of the hedges. I didn’t mind. I have had my way with him before and was looking forward to some more fun when I heard him drive away. I guess he was to busy to play, or didn’t notice me. After about an hour I was getting a little hungry so I decided it was time to head to the house. When I went to retrieve my clothes I was shocked to see them GONE. The gardener must not have seen me. He cleaned up my clothes! I was going to have to drive home in bikini panties! I thought nothing else could go wrong. BUT I was mistaken. I got in the car, BUT the car wouldn’t start. Not at all. So I am sitting here in my panties needing a tow. I tried every number I could think of. Every friend and Fuck I knew, but no one was answering the phone! It was starting to get late, and I was very hungry. So I broke down and called AAA. I requested a tow, and waited. I was standing by my car waiting when the driver pulled up. He sat in his truck for a few minutes before he got out. He was a younger man. Early 20’s and I could see the outline of his VERY hard cock! He never once asked why I was half naked. Like he didn’t notice. He just kept saying how beautiful my car was. How sexy its lines where. He has always wanted to have a car like this one. He was stroking my car like most men stroke their DICKS, and I was in my panties! Well I couldn’t take it. I started flirting with him HARD CORE. Rubbing my tits against his arm. I even asked if he saw anything he liked. But he just ignored me! He popped my hood and did something. THEN asked me to try to crank the car and it STARTED right up! OMG I was so relieved. I signed his invoice and before he could leave, I asked if there was ANY WAY I could talk him out of his shirt. He gave me the biggest smile and said only one way. I thought he was going to say he wanted to drive my car. But he leaned forward and whispered in my ear what kind of nasty things he wanted to do to me! How he wanted to fuck me right over my car. So I reached down and grabbed his hard cock and pulled it right out of his pants. He was already dripping wet. He turned me around and I could feel his wet thick mushroom head pushing tight against my hot wet pussy. Then he plunged deep inside me. His cock was so thick and hard. He started fucking me and pulling on my nipples. Grabbing my tits as he rammed in deeper! I knew he was going to push me over the edge. And I tried to wait but I couldn’t. I started cumming all over him. Squeezing and milking his cock. And he threw his head back and shoot his load deep inside me! I don’t know what turned him on more me or the car. And really I don’t care! It was one hell of a good day!

Poker Night They Won’t Forget

How could I know my new boy toy had a second love, or should I say a first love. Poker seems to be an addiction for him just like sex is an addiction for me.
We have been having the most amazing sex for about a month now but when the boys call for a bit of gambling and a game of poker it doesn’t matter if we are in the middle of a mind blowing orgasm he is up and out of the door before i can say “blow job”.
So this old cougar decided to make things interesting.
I called all of his poker buddies and swore them to secrecy. We were going to have a poker night that none of them would soon forget.
The game would be at my place. I agreed to buy all the alcohol, the food, the cigars, the whole nine yards. But this poker game would have a twist, a sexy, hot fucking twist….me!
I decorated my place like a poker house, it looked great and my pussy was dripping wet as I got ready.
The guys don’t know it yet but I am playing completely nude. I have no money to bet, but they don’t know that. The winner of each hand will be able to ask anything of me and it will be done, right then, right there, in front of every one.
Of course I forgot to tell them I have no fucking idea how to play poker nor do I give a damned about the game. All I want is sex, to get fucked, by each and every one of them in every way imaginable! But they would soon find out that this poker game will be the best bet they ever made!
They started arriving being greeted at the door with a drink served by their naked host, the interest in their eyes and in their pants became very apparent.
There wasn’t a soft dick in the house and the huge sign reading “liquor in the front, poker in the rear” made the object of tonight’s game not only about winning money but having fun very clear.
My boy toy was the last to arrive and when he realized that I had turned his sacred poker night into something else, he was not happy at all.
That is until his buddies expressed their enthusiasm for what was about to cum and how much fun it would be to go home with some money in their pockets and empty balls in their pants.
I do believe I have created a new poker night that the boys are going to be happy to attend on a regular basis.
I can adjust to his poker nights with the boys if we sprinkle in a few of them Desiree style in between!

Our Camping Trip

So I have a guy I have been playing with pretty regularly. I think I may like him. His birthday was last weekend and I wanted to make it memorable for him. I had been thinking about him and what he wants. What do guys like other than sex? We have a great sexual relationship. We can not keep our hands off of each other but what else would he like? I have been thinking and thinking. I thought about getting him season tickets to his favorite team but meh, I want to do something better. Oh I got it! What about a weekend away with me doing things he likes! We went camping. He has a boat so we camped somewhere near water and we went fishing. He loves to fish. He took a few of his guns and we went hunting too. Hmm, I think I he had a great time.

I had everything arranged. He had to do nothing. He did not even have to pack, I took care of that too. I have some friends in the deep south and thought that might be a good place to go camping. I called one of my friends that owns a plantation and worked it out to where we could hunt and fish and camp there. We got five acres all to ourselves. Plus if we needed anything we could go to the chef’s house that currently sat empty. It still had the lights and water on so it was nice to have somewhere to shower at.

We made it there and got the tent set up and started a fire. It was so nice and peaceful and warm. We were sitting by the fire and I decided to start the night off right. I dug around in my purse and pulled out a joint. I passed it to him with a smile on my face and then handed him a beer right behind it. He lit the joint and cracked the beer and got started getting a buzz. I dropped to my knees right there and gave him the best head. I sloppily sucked his cock hard until he came all in my mouth.

We heard vehicles approaching and he shot me a questioning look. I had invited all his friend to a bonfire. Everyone came and we partied and drank and had a great time all night. The next morning he woke me up with a stiff cock on my backside. Somebody had some morning wood for me 🙂 I reached down and grabbed it in my hand and started to rub his hard cock all over on my ass crack. I could feel his precum getting all over me. It was sticky and warm and terribly wet. I love to feel how much he wants me. I slowly guided his cock to my little rosebud. He knew what I was doing and grabbed my ass cheeks to pull them farther apart. I started to slowly push myself on his cock, taking it in my tight ass. I was all lubed up by his precum. It was so hot. He fucked my ass hard and fast and we both came quickly.

The rest of our weekend was just as wonderful as the first night. We went out on his boat and caught enough fish for dinner. We also went hunting and he taught me how to shoot. I shot my first deer! Of course there was also a lot of hot sex here and there 😉 He did tell me that he had a great time and wants to go camping again soon.