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Jingle Balls

It was so cold out last night and I knew the Santa outside of the department store ringing that bell all night had to be cold. I stopped and talked to him for a long time. He looked so cute with that fake beard and that suit that didn’t fit right. We talked for a long time and it seemed like the natural progression to things when he finished his shift and I offered to buy him a drink at the local bar. Before we knew it the bartender was calling last call and we were pretty fucking trashed. Of course I asked him if he wold like to come to my place and keep drinking. I was so happy when he said yes. It wasn’t long before we were making out and getting undressed and that is when I introduced him to my jingle balls. He gave the most delicious prostate massage and in return I gave him a rim job he will never forget. I was he queen for the night and he was my queen. I think I will be visiting the department store again tonight!

Dead Man’s Hand

Latin Queens forever. There is nothing like getting down and dirty and then cuming home to release all your tension with some hot and heavy sex with the Queens. I am so excited because I haven’t even dumped the fucktard yet. My girl agreed to let me sit the dead bastard up in a chair in the corner of the room while we made out. I stuck sewing needles in the lids of his eyes to keep them wide open and staring while we fucked. All I had to do was look at him and my pussy would start gushing cum thinking about what I was going to do with him when my queen and I were done. I am hoping he cums to me tonight at 3 am for a chilling reunion. Don’t you just love my sick and twisted desires?

Stuff My Stocking

Just like all our holiday functions we don’t do anything unless it ends in getting fucked and fucked up. We are getting ready for our Christmas get together and while the woman get high as hell and prepare the food for the festivities. The men must gather all the party favors and stock up on the alcohol. We need lots of booze for out Christmas drinking game. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are very similar to our Thanksgiving drinking game:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: presents, eat, ham, pie, or holidays. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Santa , or anything to do with Santa or the sleigh and reindeer and any reference to football.  And just like Thanksgiving, by the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. It really is a lot of fun. Happy Holidays!

Happy Kwanzaa To Me

I love the holidays and now more then ever. My new big black cock is teaching me all about Kwanzaa and all it’s traditions. We get to spend the seven days following Christmas celebrating and on December 31 we have our big feast. Of course we are incorporating our own twist on the seven day celebration. We each wrote down seven sexual fantasies or desires and put them on slips of paper in his and her bowls. Each day starting the day after Christmas we will pick a slip from each others bowl and fulfill each others desire. I can’t wait to see how he fulfills my desires. I made sure to keep them real interesting. Time for this large and lovely bbw to get stuffed with her bbc for seven days straight. Happy Kwanzaa baby.

Frosty and Pink

We did Naughty Secret Santa at the office. I got this beautiful pink glass dildo. It was meant as a gag gift and every one laughed hysterically. But I couldn’t wait to get home with it. I took it out of the box and put it in the freezer right away. I cooked my dinner and let it get nice and frosty. I ate so fast I thought I would choke on my food. Then I went and got my douche bottle and warmed the liquid in the microwave. I took my new toy out of the freezer and took it and my douche to the bathroom. In the tub I filled my honey pot with the warm water and tightened my muscles so that the liquid would stay in and then I shoved that freezing cold dildo up my pussy. Oh my gosh what a sensation! I fucked my self several times with my new toy and I am so happy I got it for Christmas. I hope we do Naughty Secret Santa again next year, maybe I will get a great but plug to go with my pretty pink friend! Merry Christmas fellas!

Mommy’s Little Angels

Every year I dress my little ones in angel costumes and add them to our nativity scene in front of the house each night. They look so sweet and innocent out there waving at the passers by. Little does any one know that they have nothing on under those angelic robes and the backs are slit. I position my self behind the manger, obstructed from view while fondling and fingering my cherubs in public. The trill is beyond heavenly. Passers by think they are so cute and when they sequel with delight everyone applauds which just makes me cum harder knowing it is from the pleasure I am bringing to them publicly. They love it too as they squirm under my touch with a hard little pecker and a juicy little cunnie. Our special Christmas tradition brings new meaning to  “Oh Holy Night” Cum by and join our celebration if you can. We would love to see you, but no telling our secret!

Give it to me dirty, Baby!

 

Thank you for coming over to give me your dirty dick, baby. I just get off so hard when a man grabs me and take my pussy whenever and however he likes to. Man handle me on the floor, against the wall, on the kitchen counter, on the washing machine or anywhere we end up. I am so horny when you tell me to go fuck other guys with each and every single one of those guys shooting their gooey cum loads deep within me. Then I get to come straight to you so I can sit down on your face and push out every single drop of those creamy loads down your throat for your delight. Watching you suck out all of that cum out of my pussy get me really wet when I stare at how hard your cock gets while you eat my cum cream pie. Lol! You really know how to be a dirty pervert when I need one because only you, your cum eating mouth, and your hard dick can do for me tonight.

Here are some Holiday Specials from me to you 😉


One Maid A Milking

I love milking your cock with every trick I have. I can see the look in your eyes as your fuck stick grows when I free my huge tits from their confinement and pull a nipple to my lips. As I look at you and gently suck it into my mouth I watch you reach down and rub your shaft. You are waiting for the go ahead to put your big dick in between these soft tits. You want to rub that cock between these mountains of flesh while I pinch and pull my nipples and lick the head of your dick. You know this is just a warm up for what is yet to cum. I can feel you on the edge and stop. You look down into my eyes with a pleading expression. I smile sweetly and lay you back kissing your belly all the way down to your pulsating dick. You anticipate the warmth of my mouth around your hard cock and soon you get what you want. I am miking you dry and soon you reward me with that thick sweet liquid that trickles down my throat. Thank you for my tasty treat. I look forward to milking you again soon my sweet.

A Special Game

I got this brilliant idea to go out and play a game. I put together several little goodie bags with instructions. In each goodie bag I placed motion lotion, regular lotion and some heated lotion. I also included a butt plug, wash rag and a note which reads:
This is a special game, are you willing to play? This bag has everything you need to play my game. At one in the morning I will turn on my computer and my web cam. I have a goodie bag with the same things as yours. If your game log on with me for some hot cyber sex. My web address is included. Only guys I deem worthy will get these goodie bags and you are one of the special ones. Hope to see you on line.
I went to my favorite club with a handful of bags and picked my playmates carefully. I went home and got ready for my special game. It was such a turn on when the requests to link started coming in. Every one of the guys I choose showed up. We played for hours and as the sun was rising we were still linked by more then just cyber space, making each other cum. Sometimes cyber sex can be so realistic. It is definitely exciting when there are lots of toys and mutual masturbation involved. If your a good boy I will make sure you get a goodie bag so you can play next time. I will be playing this game again soon! I think each time I want to play I will pick a new place to pass them out, the mall, the zoo, the movies, a restaurant…the possibilities are endless!

New Years Festiviities

I love New Years Eve with my family. About 11 o’clock all of the ladies start stripping clothes off while the male cousins help dad prep the big water bongs and hukkahs. My big titty Aunts go around kissing all the younger boys and slipping them the tongue and a few pills before the hot tub gets going. I always sit on my favorite uncle’s lap and whisper really nasty things in his ear while enjoying the feel of his growing hard on under my ass. My sister and I always treat him at midnight because of his huge cock. Grandpa is in the corner snorting coke off my aunts naked ass which is propped high up in the air for all to see. My cousins take turns exploring her hairy cunt with their fingers in between grandpa’s lines. My older brother loves doing body shots off my huge tits while my little sister puts because her boobs are so tiny. I really get turned on when the cops raid our little party and it takes them 45 minutes to strip search mom in the back. When they come out of the back the cops are in moms lingerie and dad pours them all drinks that they share over the pile of my families naked bodies. The party is always loud and festive and the local cops always show up for the count down….5, 4, 3, 2, 1….Happy New Year!!! In our family incest and family fun are all part of the holiday traditions!