Stuff My Stocking

Just like all our holiday functions we don’t do anything unless it ends in getting fucked and fucked up. We are getting ready for our Christmas get together and while the woman get high as hell and prepare the food for the festivities. The men must gather all the party favors and stock up on the alcohol. We need lots of booze for out Christmas drinking game. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are very similar to our Thanksgiving drinking game:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: presents, eat, ham, pie, or holidays. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Santa , or anything to do with Santa or the sleigh and reindeer and any reference to football.  And just like Thanksgiving, by the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. It really is a lot of fun. Happy Holidays!

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