How to do this the right way,
I need to do it today!
A crispy critter he could be,
Burning bright for all to see!
I could stab him between his eyes,
While he is between my thighs!
I might chop him into bits,
That would give me giggle fits!
I could make him watch his fate,
While with his knife I castrate!
I think some TNT might do,
I could blow him to tim buck two!
I might just hit him with my car,
And watch him fly away so far!
Or push him on the railroad track,
And watch the resulting big old smack!
Maybe I’ll buy a rattle snake,
And put it in his birthday cake!
I would love to see him get a jolt,
When hit by a lightening bolt!
I’d love to take a big old bat,
And bludgeon him to death with that!
It might take me several days,
But I can think of 50 ways!
It will bring me peace of mind,
A way to kill him I will find!
This is going to be fun,
Even if he tries to run!
Tag: phone sex
50 Ways To Kill MY Lover
A Day In The Wind
After a day on the bike, hair in the wind, a giant vibrator between your legs, your tits pressed against his back, legs wrapped around his waist, pussy dripping from the sheer joy of it….
We always end up in front of him on the tank, dick deep in our pussies just getting us ready for when we get back to the garage.
A day of our cares in the wind as we ride and enjoy the simple pleasures of riding and fucking all day.
The engine hasn’t even cooled down when we dismount the bike and mount each other yet again. Dick and pussy, fucking and sucking the rest of the day away.
It is a free and easy life style, the biker life. These are the days when there is no place else we would want to be. We share everything. Our bodes belong to the group as a whole and they know how to satisfy our over active cunts just like we know how to satisfy their throbbing dicks.
Dicks, pussies, and bikes. No rules, no limits, no cares just animal instincts and primal satisfaction.
Hypnotic
Oh darling, he wanted to be hypnotized and I loved the idea of him being completely under my spell, submitting to my every whim and desire.
I couldn’t wait to start looking for someone to hypnotize him for me and tell him to obey my every command. he would be my sex slave for the night.
Finally I found the perfect person, she was willing to pur him under, give him his instructions and to give me instructions for bringing him out of it when I am finished with him.
Once he is under she leaves and I begin to have fun.
“So my little sex slave, you are mine tonight. I want you to drop to your knees and suck my dick like your life depends on it. Lick it and kiss it and tease it until I explode down your throat. show me that no one can pleasure me like you do and when I cum, swallow every drop, not one bit of waste.”
I lean back as he works my cock. he is a master with his mouth and the night is just beginning. I try to stop myself from coming because I want this to last all night long.
When i finally spew my jizz into his mouth. I give my next order.
” I am going to lay down now. I want you to massage and caress my entire body until I tell you to stop. Then i want you to lift my legs high in the air and slide your huge cock in my ass and fuck me for hours. But you are not allowed to cum, my little sex slave. Not yet.”
Two hours later and the night is young. by the time morning comes I am going to be one happy tranny and who knows I might not say the words to release him from his hypnotic state for days. I am loving this!
My Hot Date had to Cancel
I told everyone that my favorite Christmas gift this year was a Sybian. I have been telling all my grilfriends about it, because since I got mine it has been put to good use on several occasions. As I mentioned before if you’ve never tried a Sybian, or if you don’t know what they are then I suggest you Google it and read up on it. The Sybian fuck machine is a dildo attached to a silicone mat with little silicone prick-lies on it. The motor is that of an industrial strength washing machine, and let me tell you how fucking amazing that is! The Sybian has several speeds and intensities so you can slowly acclimate to it. Once you try this amazing machine you will want one too! This is my very favorite sex toy ever!
The reason I am mentioning it again is I had a hot date that I had been looking forward to all week for tonight! It’s Friday night and I was really excited to go out with this guy again. I knew our date would end with me getting the best fuck and I am so wet right now just in anticipation of our date! I am so disappointed that he had to call and cancel. I totally understand, I could hear it in his voice over the phone how sick he really is, he has that awful flu that’s going around and there was no way he could or even should try to get outta bed for a anything much less a date. Hopefully he will be better next weekend and we can go out then. But for this weekend not all is lost, I plan to put my Sybian to good use!
I Fucked The Mechanic…
I lost my wallet. I didn’t even know it was missing until I went to pay the mechanic and ended up looking really foolish digging through my obnoxiously huge bag to find it. The guy just stood there looking at me. Better yet, looking at my thighs and cleavage in my sexy little outfit. I’m always under dressed, but this time it worked in my favor. I came to the conclusion that my wallet was not on me and I had to think fast. Luckily this guy was really easy. I had him from the first time he looked at me. All I had to do was drop everything out of my purse and bend over to pick it up. Did I mention I don’t wear panties. On top of that, I think my boob slipped out a little and he must have saw my areolas. I must admit, if I knew all I had to do was give my local mechanic the ride of his life so I could ride in my car, the shop would’ve never seen my money in the first place!
Taking a Trip to the Cabin in the Woods
My husband has been planning a trip to the woods, and I’m excited and can’t wait. Well we are finally here and he just told me a bunch of his co-workers would be joining us later that night. I know this means, I am going to be used and abused all night tonight. Normally I really enjoy these activities but I thought this was a weekend getaway for the two of us. It was chilly but not too chilly when we got there, my husband decided to take a nap before the big event so I tool a walk out back behind the cabin in the woods.
I finally went back to the cabin and took a shower and got dressed in an appropriate outfit for the evening events. About eight o’clock I heard cars pull up as I was just finishing washing the dinner dishes. Before I knew it, they were all offering me lines of cocaine and getting me as high as they could, as fast as they could. It didn’t take long and I was high and ready for anything they had in mind.
The rest of the night was my husband sitting in his comfy chair watching his co-workers fuck and abuse me in every imaginable way possible. When the sun started to come up, they left and my husband gently carried me to the shower and washed my very sore aching body, then took me to bed. As he pushed his cock into me I know he felt how swollen and tight my pussy was from the weekend activities, but that’s why he loves fucking me at the end of our adventures! I love our cabin in the woods and am so excited my husband made these plans for us this weekend.
My Pussy Needs A Super Cock!
My dainty lady powers were no match for his super strength. I mean damn. I can withstand some really rough stuff, everyone knows how much I love anal but I think he is my (kryptonite). I guess I’m partially responsible for the blame though. I did show up at his lair with nothing but my long cape draped over my naked body. Luckily for us super heroes we can do a lot of things in a small amount of time because someone could really need help at any second. But tonight, that particular damsel in distress that needed help was my pussy. She was juicy and tight and ready to fall victim to a great super hero. Civilians just don’t know how to please me the right way. I need a super cock to do me just right. And besides no ordinary guy can literally sweep me off my feet and fuck me among the stars now can they? You have to admit, that’s nothing short of amazing!
Abduction Phone Sex With Cassandra
Abduction Phone Sex with you has always been very exciting! The accomplice role for me is very fun and exciting, but when you insist that we abduct as well – its extremely exciting for me. I know that essentially we abduct all of our victims, but when we do abduction phone sex it is much more intense and the sexy sound of your moans as you get turned on by watching me is so fucking hot for me. I almost can’t take the excitement listening to you make those wonderful noises of contentment and satisfaction. I love nothing more than to please you with my actions, my mouth, my hands and my body. I will admit I was nervous the first time abduction phone sex came up, but I quickly learned that it is fun and exciting especially if your master is lining out exactly what you are to do during the abduction phone sex call. I find myself getting very wet before we get started, but that makes for the hottest fuck in the end!
Date Night
I know it may seem a little vain, but I like to measure my ten inch cock frequently, just to see if I have gained any length. I know my ten inch cock is more than enough to please anyone I choose to fuck, but in my opinion when it comes to my cock, the bigger the better! I have a date with a new guy tonight, I met him last week at a Hotel I was staying at and we had a great conversation and I am looking forward to going out with him. I have planned out exactly how the evening will go.
First he will take me to a very upscale place for dinner, then we will move to a cocktail lounge that’s just down the street for a few drinks, after all he is in for the surprise of his life and I want to make sure he is in the mood for all my plans and everything I have to offer. After a few very strong drinks I will invite him back to my place and tell him I have a wonderful surprise awaiting him. I know he won’t be able to resist, after all what man can resist a beautiful woman inviting them to come home with her after a fabulous date?
Once we are at my house I will get us each another drink and will ask him to wait in the living room while I go slip into something a little more comfortable, I have chosen and laid out my frilly little white panties and bra and will put on my white lace up knee high boots. I will sit him in a chair so that when I make a grand entrance coming down the stairs he will be able to take it all in. At this point I expect his cock to be throbbing and bulging outta his pants. I will then ask him to join me upstairs. I will let him kiss me, fondle my breasts and I will suck his cock just until its ready to explode. Then I will flip him over and ram my ten in cock up his ass and stroke his penis with my hand until we both shoot our hot loads of cum. This plan works every time and I am really looking forward to our date tonight. I know it will lead to future dates, they always do!
The Bitch Is Back
You just think you know what a bad ass bitch is. You just think you know how wet a pussy gets from being hard with no scruples. I live by my own rules, play my own game and thrive on fucking a bitch up for my own pleasure. If you’re a bad ass male and think you can handle a bad ass female, i would love to meet you for the challenge. And if you’re a weak ass male that likes to be dominated, I am up for that too, but what I like most is for you to join me in fucking up any one or anything in our path, showing no mercy. Do you have the balls for that? Can you handle the aftermath? Total fucking carnage till we have had our fun and have cum until we can cum no more.














