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I’m Too Sexy To Clean

Look at me Luv.  I just do not have it in me to clean up.  I would get a split end, or break a nail, or *gasp* sweat!  Do I know how to clean, of course I do, get someone to do it for me.  It’s the most efficient way to get things done.  Do you know what the trick is to getting a man to take off his clothes and clean the house, or do dishes?  Simply ask.  That’s right, that’s the whole bloody secret! 

I have also found, that if I dress a certain way; give them some eye candy; while they are cleaning, it gives them some incentive to do a good job.  Not once after a man has undressed, and cleaned for me have I ever had to go back and re-do anything.  You see, I always tell them, that if you do a great job, they will get a special treat after they are done.  Then I parade around without my panties on, or top less, or just bend over a lot.  To make them want to reach that goal of that treat that I mentioned earlier.

It always happens, they come to me, out of breath, tired, but yet still very excited, wanting to show me what a great job they did.  I take a look and see that they have indeed done a brilliant job of doing their chores.  Then I have them get changed so I can give them their treat.  I have to say, nobody has complained about the wonderful after cleaning treat they have received, and come to think of it, I doubt that they ever will. What can I say? I make sure to make the house cleaning a very sexy affair in my home.

OoLaLa Maid For You

A single mom has to make a few extra bucks on the side. When I saw the ad for this alternative, exotic and erotic maid service I knew it was just the side gig for me. After all, I clean my house naked all the time with the girls and we all have a good time. Why not go get paid to clean in the buff either by myself or with another horny honey and put on a show. Make some extra money and maybe get a good tip. The company boasts that they have an upscale clientele, who knows I might even find a horny, rich married man looking for a sweet little side piece with no strings attached! My first gig they paired me with this beautiful little Latin girl. We talked on the ride to the client’s house and both of us were down with whatever to make that all mighty dollar. When we pulled up to the address and saw the house or should I say mansion, we about creamed our panties before we even got out of the car. Surely these people had a butler or maid already with a house like this. We knocked on the door and sure as shit a member of the house staff answered but showed us into the study where he sat undressing us with his eyes. He wasn’t hard on the eyes at all and he didn’t take long to tell us that we were there for his amusement and pleasure more then the actual house keeping services that our company advertised. He ordered us to take all our clothes off and told us he wanted to take several pictures before we started “cleaning” for him as he handed us each a glass of fine brandy. This is how to clean house for fucking sure!

Cougars-R-Us

This fucking hot, wet, juicy pussy that once was considered a MILF is exploring new and exciting things. I have been a single Mom for a while now. When my daughter first hit puberty all her little “boy” friends would eye me up one side and down the other. I couldn’t be in the same room with them without cumming all over myself knowing what they were thinking.
At that age they didn’t have the ability to mask the “I want to Fuck you” look. I would spend countless hours masturbating while thinking about that young cock and how it would feel to be fucked by one of them. A young guy with no real experience, driven by pure fucking lust and need. I fantasized about how easy they would be to manipulate and mold into the perfect fuck buddy.
I didn’t wait to long before making my move, pouncing like the hot blooded cougar that I am and fucking the balls off of a fine and deserving young man. I loved feeling him empty his balls shooting creamy cum deep into my pussy after fucking me bareback. He didn’t know just what to do and his fucking was awkward at best that first time. But it didn’t take me any time at all to mold and shape him into my own little fuck toy.
And so it began and has not stopped since.

69 Baby

Nothing turns me on more than to slide my cock between your lips, besides maybe having you slide yours between mine baby. Two hard dicks and a 69 sounds like a recipe for an orgasmic evening. Add in a little prostate massage and ass humping and we can have ourselves 2 very happy cocks. You do me and I will do you …. both of us cumming until we are all through!

Girlfriends Are The Best

I love, love, love having a girlfriend, the only thing better is being her girlfriend. We both love big black cock and we both love pussy. Our favorite thing to do is to go out and find a couple big black studs with dicks like horses. We let them fuck the shit out of us and then we suck all that cum out of each other for them. It makes them rock fucking hard to watch us and we are able to use their huge fucking shafts all night long. Taking turns getting double penetrated and watching. Taking turns sucking their cocks while they lay side by side before we ride them together. Making them watch us fuck while they jerk their huge cocks and squirt all over us. Then we go home and take a shower together, washing every inch of each others body before climbing into bed and fucking till the sun comes up. I always said I would never be someone’s girlfriend, but being her girlfriend is perfect!

Big Tits Phone Sex

I am large and lovely and proud of it. My huge tits are perfect for fucking and big enough that I can lean up and playfully lick the head of your dick with every stroke, waiting for my pearl neckless to be my thirst quenching reward. My nice round curves are perfect for snuggling and getting jizzed all over and trust me when I tell you I don’t waste one drop of your precious cum. I love scooping it all up with my fingers so I can suck them clean and taste the sweetness of your juice. I am voluptuous and soft and ready to take your big huge cock in what ever hot wet hole you choose to take while grabbing by body and pounding my ass.

Sweet Juicy Berries

My girlfriend and I have had our eyes on a couple of new guys in the neighborhood. Fresh meat is always a challenge and we like to do things our own way. They just finished unloading the moving truck a few days ago so we thought we would go over and introduce ourselves. When they opened the door it was obvious that they hadn’t gotten far in the unpacking department. Being horny little neighbors we offered to cook dinner for them and bring it over. They offered to provide the drinks and accepted our offer. What guy turns down a home cooked meal? We started shopping and planning as soon as we told them we would see them latter. Dinner was going to be good but dessert was going to be better. Strawberry short cake with whipped cream and we are going to be the short cake. Needless to say our pussies stayed wet the whole time we were cooking. We kept going over the plans so we knew just what we were going to do. We made a huge pan of lasagna and a salad and packed up our strawberries and whipped cream. As soon as dinner was over we told our new friends we had a treat for them. Taking out the strawberries the first thing we did was put one between our lips, sharing it without using our hands, berry juice dripping down our chins that we had to lick off each other. Then we blind folded the guys and got undressed. I laid down first and let her cover me with whipped cream and strawberries. When we told them to take off the blind folds she was eating the strawberries off me and licking whipped cream off my body, inviting them to join in. Once I was clean I laid her down and they helped me cover her and we licked her clean. It wasn’t long before we were all naked and fucking, whipped cream and strawberries every where….it was a long dinner and an even longer dessert. BonAppetit!


 

Rope

Bondage is one of my favorite things. The best thing to be tied up with in my opinion is rope. It is itchy and scratchy and leaves beautiful marks where it’s been. It can restrain even the strongest of people. I like when rope is strung over my pussy. It will work its way in between my pussy lips. Then if I struggle against the rope it gets tighter on my pussy. I love that. I also love it around my tits. When the rope is so tight that my tits start to change colors I just get wet all over. I love the feel of the rope across my thighs. I think I just love to be abused! Who has some rope for me?  

Anaconda Cock

I love Big Black Cock shoved deep inside me. I love to suck it deep down my fucking throat till I am gagging and slobbering all down those big black balls as I gasp for air. I love to feel it shoved deep inside my hot, wet, pussy. But most of all I love it when that huge, anaconda dick stretches my puckered little ass hole wide open.

It’s Never As Good As The First Time

I will never forget the first time I fucked a bitch up. I raped her cunt with my 8 inched spiked red heels. I fist fucked that bitch up the ass, then got the best idea of all. I grabbed a beer bottle off the ground, hit it on the sidewalk and fucked every hole that I could find with that broken bottle. By the time I was done the bitch was bleeding in places she didn’t know she had to bleed from. All of this while my Kings watched and cheered me on. What a fucking adrenaline rush!