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Cuckolding Phone Sex: Chinese New Year Celebrated with a Chinese Creampie

cuckolding phone sex big tits redheadHappy Chinese New Year! I consider myself a cultural woman, so I love to celebrate diversity.  Chinese New Year is not like our new year. It is a celebration of a culture’s elders and deities; a very spiritual holiday, but one often accompanied by fancy parades, fireworks and kick ass food. My husband and I went to Chinatown last night for dinner and the parade to launch the holiday. The Chinese bus boy couldn’t take his eyes off of me, much to the chagrin of my husband.  He looked very young. I’m not trying to stereotype here, but I always heard Chinese men in general had small cocks. I’m a size queen, so I have never been with an Asian man. This boy toy gave me his number right in front of my husband. His bravado was sexy. Usually men with that kind of confidence have ample equipment. I was intrigued now.

cheating phone sex big cockMy husband was not amused, but he knows he can’t satisfy me sexually, so he puts up with my extracurricular activities. Immediately my cucky hubby started making small dick jokes.  Hello pot, this is the kettle, you are black too! The little boy toy heard us talking I guess. He marched over to me, grabbed my hand, and placed it on his crotch. OMG it was huge. I mean not at all what I expected. He looked at my husband and said, “I’m the real man here.” He was right. My hubby has a broke down clit stick, and this boy half his age, half his height, who doesn’t even shave yet, was packing 5 times the cock as my husband. I got up from the dinner table, told my husband I was going to go have my dessert, and I would be back with some dessert for  him too.

I snuck out back to the alley with my hung Chinese boy toy, like a dirty street walker. Garbage dumpsters overflowing, smell of Chinese food in the air and fireworks going off nearby, not the usual atmosphere for my affairs, but I was not passing up a nice cock, nor the chance to brag about a well hung Chinese boy who fucked me in an alley during the Chinese New Year festivities while my husband sat at the dinner table waiting for me. This was just too hot of an encounter to pass up. When he pulled out his hard cock, I saw my own fireworks it was so big and thick. I of course sucked him off. I felt like I was robbing the cradle, he was so young. But big hard cock is big hard cock, and I rarely pass that up.

I was even taller than he was. My long legs braced myself against the alley wall in front of me as he fucked me with my panties around my ankles and my dress hiked up. His hard cock throbbed as it entered my wet pussy. Bus boys, cooks, waiters all were watching and cheering him on. Didn’t understand a word they said, but I didn’t mind the audience for this cock. When he dumped his load in me, I clenched my cunt muscles tight to keep that sperm inside me, my first load of Asian cum and I wanted to savor it. And feed it to my cucky husband. I pulled my panties up, my dress down, and walked back to the dinner table, where my husband was waiting.

cock control anal hot milfI instructed my husband to be a good boy and clean me up. Told him to slide under the table, and get his dessert, my Chinese creampie. I was so turned on having just fucked a hung boy who may not even be old enough for a beer yet in the dirty alley of a Chinese restaurant, that it was easy for me to piss out cum all over my husband’s face. I squirted my Chinese creampie all over him. I could feel him trying to squirm away, but I wrapped my long legs around him, forced  him into my twat until I knew he had licked up all the mess that was dripping out of my pussy. Pretty sure folks around us knew what was going as it was hard to hide the ecstasy on my face, not to mention the table rocking.

I made my husband leave a huge tip for the bus boy too. He was so humiliated. But, it’s not my fault he has a clit for a dick; I should not have to suffer for his inadequacies. He was cranky the rest of the night. But not me. I enjoyed that parade, and looked at Asian men in a whole new light. Guess you cannot judge a book by its cover.

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That’s Amore

hot ass sex dixieWhen a dick shoots your eye from a big pizza pie, that’s amore….
When my friends invited me out to eat at the pizza parlor I knew something was up when I saw the sign that said closed on the door.
The joint is owned by the Uncle of one of my buddies. A horny old fucker that is always trying to get me to give him a piece of ass.
They got me inside and sat me at a booth handing me a drink right away. Despite me asking over and over again what was going on, all they did was laugh and joke.
After a couple of drinks I confessed that I hadn’t eaten dinner because we were coming here and I knew I would be eating the best fucking pizza pie in town. I needed to get something in my stomach because the drinks were going to my head fast!
My friend went in the kitchen to check on the progress of dinner before coming out and letting me know that my pie was on it’s way.
True to their word a pie arrived with the added bonus of her uncle’s big fat dick sticking out of the middle.
Now this is how you eat a pizza pie!
Come to find out one of them heard that it was National Pie Month and decided to put his own twist on that for some hot and kinky fun, just like I like it, cum slut style!
I have the best friends ever! Pull up a chair and have a piece of my pie!

Creampie, Pussy Pie or Cherry Pie?

MILF phone sex hot stepmomFebruary is not only Black History Month, but  it is also Great American Pie Month. I love pie, but not as much as my boys do! I decided to be a good mommy and slave in the kitchen all day to make my little boys their favorite pie, warm sweet  cherry pie.  It has been a really long time since my pussy pie was a cherry pie, so at least I can make them one! I am not very domesticated, but if it makes my boys happy, I do my best to bake. I was rolling out the pie crust when they came home early from school. Snow day. I told them I was making them their favorite pie to celebrate Great American Pie Month. The youngest boy said, “But Mommy, how do you make pussy pie?” then he giggled. His older brother chimed in, “But we just got home; I know you don’t have a creampie yet!” I reminded them creampie is mommy’s favorite kind of pie.

I love that my pussy pie is their favorite. As my pies were in the oven, my boys decided they needed a piece ofBig tit photos my pussy pie immediately. I got up on the kitchen island, spread my legs and let them get a slice. They buried their tongues in me so deep. I was getting sloppy wet too. Expert pussy pie eaters. Good skill to have. Once they had their favorite pie all over their faces, they decided it was time to give me my favorite: creampie. I love being filled up with cum, especially my boys’ young boy batter. They can fill me up better than their daddy ever could.

I could smell sweet cherry pie permeating throughout the house as they took turns fucking me.  It is an intoxicating smell, especially when combined with the scent of a woman! A very wet woman! Before long I had a double creampie. Their young spunk was just pouring out of my pussy. My youngest is quite the kinky little one too. He got between my legs and cleaned my pussy right up with his tongue. I love a boy who cleans up his messes!

The boys got pussy pie. I got creampie. And we all got warm cherry pie. Pretty hot way to celebrate Great American Pie Month. How are you gonna celebrate?

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Bambi’s Favorite Pie

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February is National Pie Month. Don’t ask me why, pie is fall food. Oh well. There are so many different kinds of pie. Coconut is my mom’s favorite, and chocolate is my dad’s. My brothers both like pumpkin and my Aunt Sunny likes cherry. My favorite, you’ll never guess it…creampie! I love taking a big load in my box and squeezing it out for everyone to see. Most pie tastes good with coffee or milk, but my cream pie is good all on it’s own! It usually starts with beer or liquor though, LOL! I love the squishy feeling as it oozes out, practically begging to be slurped up and spit back into my waiting mouth. By then it’s cold and clumpy and hard to swallow, but I take it like a champion! After that, I can go for some banana pudding pie, topped with a lot of whipped cream! It tempers the gummy salty cum taste in my mouth. Mmmm mmm good! What’s your favorite pie?Fetish Phone Sex

You know you need this!

humiliation phone sexI love cock… as long as it is a huge cock, little tiny pathetic dicks aren’t worth my time at all. If you come at me with a little bitty dickie all you will get is laughter and ridicule, you certainly won’t be getting to fuck this cunt! If you are a very good boy, I might let you get a taste of my juicy pussy… after it has been thoroughly fucked by a well hung man of course. You will eagerly slurp up every single drop of cum too, don’t leave anything behind or you won’t ever get the chance to try again. You will be humiliated, degraded, and laughed at and you know what? You are going to love every single minute of it! So what are you waiting for loser? Fulfill your destiny as my pet today…

Put on a Pair of Panties Loser, Boxers are for Real Men

cuckolding phone sex MILF legsHey loser. Yes, I am talking to you with the itty bitty clitty where a cock should be. What the fuck are you doing wearing boxers? Your pin dick is swimming in them.  Burn all your manly underwear now. You are not a man. You need to be wearing pretty panties. Something in a feminine color like pink, yellow or purple. Don’t have any? Borrow some from the woman in your life who is not fucking you because of your shrinky dick. Maybe when you slip on a pair of her panties you will realize she has been fucking a real man for awhile now. If her panties smell of sex and are extra crusty, then you got your answer. I’m sure you knew already. I mean if she isn’t fucking you,  she is fucking someone. Maybe a guy at the gym. Maybe your her stepson? Neighbor? Your best friend? A coworker?

Your best bet is to tell her you know she is getting some real cock. Praise her for getting what she needs and ask to watch. The only way you are getting any pussy is after a real man has fucked it first. You can clean that pussy up. Hope you like cream pie. That’s the only pussy you are ever going to get. Well fucked leftovers. Face it you are not a man. Your woman needs a man. So, make your life easier, get yourself some panties and tell your wife you are ready to be her cuckold. Call me, and be ready to be my bitch. I’ll help you come to terms with your new lifestyle.

Creampie Treat for My Cucky Hubby

cuckolding phone sex slut wifeI woke up this morning to my husband jacking his little wiener. Well more like rubbing it. Nothing really to jack. He had a pair of my panties in his mouth. It was a laughable moment. My husband is so pathetic. I had been out last night having some fun with real men. Men with cocks that you can jack.  I still had a cream pie or two up my cunt. I got out of bed, walked over to him, pushed him to the floor, and squatted over him. “Get your treat,” I told him. He buried his tongue up my creame filled pussy and dug out all that old cum. I love feeding him a real man’s cum. He needs to have a purpose in my world.  Clean up bitch is perfect for him. Gets him close to the pussy he craves so much, but can never fuck.

After he cleaned out my well fucked holes, I let him use my panties to finish playing with his little clitty.  Then I shoved them back in his mouth and made him sit in the chair, on his hands as I fucked a real man in our bed. Watching him squirm as I had a foot long cock in my pussy treating me the way I deserve was wicked hot. My stud enjoyed making my loser husband suck my cum off his dick too.

Are you a cucky hubby? I have more cum in my pussy than my loser hubby can handle. I think you should clean me up.

Happy Australia Day with Some Thunder From Down Under

cheating phone sex hot MILFToday is Australia Day. I love Aussies. Those men from down under are so sexy with their rugged outback ways and sexy accents. I felt like I needed to celebrate the day in a fitting way. Show those Aussies just how much this American chick appreciates them.  I live close to Vegas, so my girlfriend and I drove last night to go see The Thunder Down Under.  They are male strippers from Australia. What better way to celebrate the day than with a group of well built, well hung Aussies?

cheating phone sex big cocksThey gave a great show. I love big cock. And let me tell you, that what they got down under is HUGE. My girlfriend and I were stuffing our hubbies’ money in their buns of steel all night long. We even got up on stage and danced with them. They give an amazing show. I always thought male strippers were gay. I mean how do you dance naked in front of horny women rubbing all over you and not get an erection? I found out there is nothing gay about the Thunder from Down Under accept maybe their glittered thongs that don’t stay on long anyway.

A couple of the dancers wanted to keep partying with my girlfriend and I, so we went to their hotel with them. They have permanent guest rooms at Excalibur where they perform. We had a few drinks, got to know them a bit, listened to those sexy accents, got even hornier. I got a bit buzzed and just blurted out, “I need some thunder in my down under.”  Next thing I know, I have a huge Aussie cock in my mouth, as does my friend. Thick as hell cock too. Side by side, we were celebrating Australia Day with two Outback cocks in our mouths. Before long we had some serious thunder in our pussies too.

big tit photos hairy pussy MILFAmazing fucks. I got on top of my stripper, lowered myself reverse cowgirl  style on his cock, and wrangled that cowboy cock. He had some serious heat. Stretched my pussy out. Felt amazing. My friend was getting fucked just as well. Her husband is like mine, pretty much useless except for his wallet. We let those Aussie hunks pound our pussies for hours. I even squirted. It was funny too, because we were fucking in front of each other when I did, so my jet stream hit my bestie in the chest. The boys thought it was hot though. Even hotter, when I licked my juices off her big boobs.

The morning came, and we headed back to suburbia with pussies filled with Aussie cum for our husbands. We celebrated Australia Day with Aussie cock, our hubbies celebrated with Aussie pie, creampie !!!

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Size Matters Little Cucky: My Cocks Need to Be Beer Can Thick and Beer Bottle Long!!!

cock control hot bitch in controlMy husband needs serious cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! He thinks size doesn’t matter; that  it is all about foreplay. WRONG LOSER. I had to give him a little wake up call. I told him that in order for me to fuck a cock it needs to be the size of a beer bottle. He is so delusional in thinking he has what I need. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got him a bottle of beer. Came back, instructed him to get naked and compare. The beer bottle obscured his pecker in the first pic I took. Now that is pathetic. Clearly, my cucky hubby is nowhere near what I need or want.

He then tried to tell me, no man has a cock that big. So I showed him a pic of a guy I picked up at the gym last week. His cock was clearly bigger than a beer bottle. You see guys, size matters. Get your head out of your asses. Stop thinking shit like it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. Or worse, love is all a woman needs. It is all hogwash started by fellow tiny dick losers. Hot, confident , sexy women like myself need a man. We need cock, not clit. If I want a clitty stick lover, I’ll fuck a woman.

cuckolding phone sex small penisMy husband is struggling with being a cuckold. He wants to fuck me. I can’t blame him, I am smoking hot. But look at me, then look at him. I married him for his bank account. He is a good provider. Very doting and caring. I love him in my own way. But, never going to fuck him. Men have to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Women know now that not all cocks are created equal, and some are downright superior to the rest.  My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size. I gave him an ultimatum. Be a good cuckold, or I divorce you, take half of all you got, and I’ll find a man who knows his place or has a big cock and a big wallet.

small cock humiliation phone sex BBCHe doesn’t want to lose me, so he is not going to fight me any further. In fact, last night, he watched as my well hung young black lover pounded my married cunt for hours. That BBC filled my cunt up with more jizz in one load than my hubby can muster in a 100 loads. I wanted my husband to taste a real man’s seed, so I squatted my pussy over his beer bottle, pushed the cum out into his beer and made him drink it up. “Cheers,” I said.  I then let him fuck his ass with the beer bottle as a consolation prize, while I went for round two with the real man of the house.

I don’t care if you are a great guy with a huge wallet. If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you own my pussy. Nothing else matters but size.

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In Two Weeks Time

barely legal phone sex erinBells on the door rang as I entered the gynecologist’s office. “Erin Andrews” I told the receptionist, handing her my insurance and ID. She smiled “You’re the only appointment we’ve got today, Erin, the nurse will be right with you” I sat down and flipped through some shitty magazine about cooking and crafts. Their clientele was young business professionals, I didn’t know why they kept all these old magazines! Not five minutes after I walked in, the receptionist called my name. I went back, got weighed, pissed in a cup, all that fun shit. I was given a gown, told to undress and that the doctor would be in shortly. I stripped down to my bra and panties and slowly took those off, giving the posters on the wall a little striptease. There was a soft knock at the door. I quickly slipped on the gown and got up on the table as the doctor and nurse walked in. “What are we seeing you for today, Erin?” I didn’t want to tell her I’d let myself get fucked with a knife, so off the top of my head I came up with “Pap smear” She smiled knowingly. “alright” she said, putting the stirrups out of the bed. “Put your heels up here if you would” I did as she requested. “Lie back” I did. “Nurse…” I felt a tightness on my leg and looked down. The nurse was tying my legs down to the stirrups. “What the fuck, lady?” She slapped my face and pushed me down. She and the doctor each held up one of my arms and they handcuffed my wrists together over my head. I didn’t want to admit it, but my cunt was dripping wet, making the room smell like sex. The doctor laughed. “Good girl, Erin” She resumed her spot on the stool between my legs. “little pinch” What I felt was so much more than a little pinch. She expertly slipped a dildo in my pussy and a butt plug in my asshole. “Looks like you’re a naughty girl” she said, fucking me with the toys. The nurse, holding my hands down above my head, shimmied her pants off, climbed up on the table and sat on my face. I instinctively fought it and she reached back and pinched and twisted my nipples. I lapped at her tight cunny, licking circles around her clit and slobbering all over, fucking her with my tongue. She removed one of her hands from my nipples and wrapped her little teen hand around my throat. She choked and pinched as the doctor fucked both holes hard and fast. I came, squirting my cum right into the doctor’s face. Shortly after, the nurse came, creaming into my mouth. I lapped it up, sucking her sweet fruity cunny dry. They silently uncuffed me, untied me and left the room. I got my clothes back on, fixed my hair and walked out. I stopped at the reception desk. “I’m going to need another appointment in 2 weeks.”