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April Fools Carla Style

Tranny Phone SexBeing the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.

As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.

When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight  little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?

I Maid His Day On April Fools

The ad read:
Maid wanted. Must be willing to cook, clean, do windows, do the shopping, keep track of special occasions within my family and make sure gifts are purchased, wrapped and delivered, and be willing to wear a special uniform while performing house hold duties. Must have an open mind. Position pays well for the right candidate.

Of course I had to go apply for this position, the whole thing had peaked my interest and my imagination had my cock standing erect and dripping pre-cum.
I called the number and made an appointment for an interview while jerking my dick with one hand and taking down information with the other. (multitasking will be important with this position, I have a feeling).
The next day I picked out a very attractive, very short, very form fitting black dress and headed out to my interview. The gentleman looking for assistance lived in a nice home and it was evident that money was not an object. It was also evident that he was not overly attractive and had the personality of a wet rag, so he was likely single. He made no bones about what would be expected and how well I would be paid for my domestic services. It was also obvious that he found me acceptably attractive.
I got the job and started immediately. He gave me my “maid uniform” which was a skimpy little number that looked fabulous on me!.
I watched him as he watched me all day long cleaning, bending over and teasing him endlessly. A couple of times I caught him rubbing his dick while he was watching me.
After dinner he told me to clean up and put on the out fit in the bathroom and meet him in his bed room before I would be dismissed for the night. In the bathroom I found a smoking hot red and black lingerie set with stockings, guarder and red fuck me pumps. Smiling I put the outfit on and went to his room.
After one of the hottest make out sessions complete with passionate kissing, hard titty sucking and a blow job that had him ready to blow his load, he asked me to get undressed for him.
I knew this could go bad but I was so fucking horny I got undressed with out thinking. When I turned around to face him, my huge cock bouncing in front of me, I smiled sweetly and said “April Fools”. A smile came over his face and he said “I was about to say the same thing” as he pulled the covers back revealing his four inch cock that was standing straight up.
Fuck it, I went for it and  found out what he didn’t have in his pants he made up for with his mouth and my huge cock in his tight ass “maid” his day!

April Fool

I got paid some good money today to play a little April fools joke on the brats. I knew it was mean.. but I don’t give a fuck! I need a good fix. Bob came over EARLY this morning. He was dressed in all black. He wanted to sneak into Katelyn’s room and scare her awake! He climbed right up on her bed and started ripping her clothes off. I heard her muffled screams leak out between his fingers. He flipped her over on her bed and plunged his hard wanting dick deep inside her cunny! He paid so much money but he didn’t last to long… A few short minutes. When he was done he pulled his mask off and said April fools! Katelyn giggled and slapped him. Then, like a good little slut she cleaned up his mess and sucked his cock dry

Greek God

I went out Friday and had a blast. I went to a tranny club downtown. It was so much fun! I had guys and girls coming on to me! Their hands traveling all over my body. I felt like such a SLUT and I loved it! I mean LOVED it!!! Then I had this big beautiful Geek God come up to me and ask if I had a big black cock hidden under my dress! I told him he would have to unwrap me to find out! I felt like the bell of the ball when he offered me his hand. He took me straight home to his house. He started kissing my neck. Unzipping my dress. Slowly undressing me. Until he found my big black cock. He was so eager to pull it into his mouth. He sucked my cock all the way down in one big motion. His tongue latched on to my dick like a pro. And he sucked out every single drop of cum I had stored for him! Then I let him fuck like I needed. I wanted to feel him explode inside me and it was sooo worth it!

Fun Ride

 I love to take little day trips out to the lake. I drive one of my sports cars and lay out on the lake. Just enjoying the fun in the sun. Its a very private area. On private property. So I don’t have to worry about prying eyes. So I don’t mind going topless and sunning away my tan lines. Today was so very beautiful I just had to take a trip to the lake! I stripped down to my bikini bottom and left my clothes on a big rock close to my sunning area. I heard one of the gardeners come by and trim up some of the hedges. I didn’t mind. I have had my way with him before and was looking forward to some more fun when I heard him drive away. I guess he was to busy to play, or didn’t notice me. After about an hour I was getting a little hungry so I decided it was time to head to the house. When I went to retrieve my clothes I was shocked to see them GONE. The gardener must not have seen me. He cleaned up my clothes! I was going to have to drive home in bikini panties! I thought nothing else could go wrong. BUT I was mistaken. I got in the car, BUT the car wouldn’t start. Not at all. So I am sitting here in my panties needing a tow. I tried every number I could think of. Every friend and Fuck I knew, but no one was answering the phone! It was starting to get late, and I was very hungry. So I broke down and called AAA. I requested a tow, and waited. I was standing by my car waiting when the driver pulled up. He sat in his truck for a few minutes before he got out. He was a younger man. Early 20’s and I could see the outline of his VERY hard cock! He never once asked why I was half naked. Like he didn’t notice. He just kept saying how beautiful my car was. How sexy its lines where. He has always wanted to have a car like this one. He was stroking my car like most men stroke their DICKS, and I was in my panties! Well I couldn’t take it. I started flirting with him HARD CORE. Rubbing my tits against his arm. I even asked if he saw anything he liked. But he just ignored me! He popped my hood and did something. THEN asked me to try to crank the car and it STARTED right up! OMG I was so relieved. I signed his invoice and before he could leave, I asked if there was ANY WAY I could talk him out of his shirt. He gave me the biggest smile and said only one way. I thought he was going to say he wanted to drive my car. But he leaned forward and whispered in my ear what kind of nasty things he wanted to do to me! How he wanted to fuck me right over my car. So I reached down and grabbed his hard cock and pulled it right out of his pants. He was already dripping wet. He turned me around and I could feel his wet thick mushroom head pushing tight against my hot wet pussy. Then he plunged deep inside me. His cock was so thick and hard. He started fucking me and pulling on my nipples. Grabbing my tits as he rammed in deeper! I knew he was going to push me over the edge. And I tried to wait but I couldn’t. I started cumming all over him. Squeezing and milking his cock. And he threw his head back and shoot his load deep inside me! I don’t know what turned him on more me or the car. And really I don’t care! It was one hell of a good day!

Poker Night They Won’t Forget

How could I know my new boy toy had a second love, or should I say a first love. Poker seems to be an addiction for him just like sex is an addiction for me.
We have been having the most amazing sex for about a month now but when the boys call for a bit of gambling and a game of poker it doesn’t matter if we are in the middle of a mind blowing orgasm he is up and out of the door before i can say “blow job”.
So this old cougar decided to make things interesting.
I called all of his poker buddies and swore them to secrecy. We were going to have a poker night that none of them would soon forget.
The game would be at my place. I agreed to buy all the alcohol, the food, the cigars, the whole nine yards. But this poker game would have a twist, a sexy, hot fucking twist….me!
I decorated my place like a poker house, it looked great and my pussy was dripping wet as I got ready.
The guys don’t know it yet but I am playing completely nude. I have no money to bet, but they don’t know that. The winner of each hand will be able to ask anything of me and it will be done, right then, right there, in front of every one.
Of course I forgot to tell them I have no fucking idea how to play poker nor do I give a damned about the game. All I want is sex, to get fucked, by each and every one of them in every way imaginable! But they would soon find out that this poker game will be the best bet they ever made!
They started arriving being greeted at the door with a drink served by their naked host, the interest in their eyes and in their pants became very apparent.
There wasn’t a soft dick in the house and the huge sign reading “liquor in the front, poker in the rear” made the object of tonight’s game not only about winning money but having fun very clear.
My boy toy was the last to arrive and when he realized that I had turned his sacred poker night into something else, he was not happy at all.
That is until his buddies expressed their enthusiasm for what was about to cum and how much fun it would be to go home with some money in their pockets and empty balls in their pants.
I do believe I have created a new poker night that the boys are going to be happy to attend on a regular basis.
I can adjust to his poker nights with the boys if we sprinkle in a few of them Desiree style in between!

Our Camping Trip

So I have a guy I have been playing with pretty regularly. I think I may like him. His birthday was last weekend and I wanted to make it memorable for him. I had been thinking about him and what he wants. What do guys like other than sex? We have a great sexual relationship. We can not keep our hands off of each other but what else would he like? I have been thinking and thinking. I thought about getting him season tickets to his favorite team but meh, I want to do something better. Oh I got it! What about a weekend away with me doing things he likes! We went camping. He has a boat so we camped somewhere near water and we went fishing. He loves to fish. He took a few of his guns and we went hunting too. Hmm, I think I he had a great time.

I had everything arranged. He had to do nothing. He did not even have to pack, I took care of that too. I have some friends in the deep south and thought that might be a good place to go camping. I called one of my friends that owns a plantation and worked it out to where we could hunt and fish and camp there. We got five acres all to ourselves. Plus if we needed anything we could go to the chef’s house that currently sat empty. It still had the lights and water on so it was nice to have somewhere to shower at.

We made it there and got the tent set up and started a fire. It was so nice and peaceful and warm. We were sitting by the fire and I decided to start the night off right. I dug around in my purse and pulled out a joint. I passed it to him with a smile on my face and then handed him a beer right behind it. He lit the joint and cracked the beer and got started getting a buzz. I dropped to my knees right there and gave him the best head. I sloppily sucked his cock hard until he came all in my mouth.

We heard vehicles approaching and he shot me a questioning look. I had invited all his friend to a bonfire. Everyone came and we partied and drank and had a great time all night. The next morning he woke me up with a stiff cock on my backside. Somebody had some morning wood for me 🙂 I reached down and grabbed it in my hand and started to rub his hard cock all over on my ass crack. I could feel his precum getting all over me. It was sticky and warm and terribly wet. I love to feel how much he wants me. I slowly guided his cock to my little rosebud. He knew what I was doing and grabbed my ass cheeks to pull them farther apart. I started to slowly push myself on his cock, taking it in my tight ass. I was all lubed up by his precum. It was so hot. He fucked my ass hard and fast and we both came quickly.

The rest of our weekend was just as wonderful as the first night. We went out on his boat and caught enough fish for dinner. We also went hunting and he taught me how to shoot. I shot my first deer! Of course there was also a lot of hot sex here and there 😉 He did tell me that he had a great time and wants to go camping again soon.

Princess Phone Sex Under the Stars

Princess Phone SexPrincess Phone Sex under the stars has finally happened. I can’t believe my eyes when I see you walk through my door with a picnic basket in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other. The evenings are not as cold lately, so you suggest we have dinner on the patio – under the stars. I love being outside, so I couldn’t get outside fast enough with you. I lay out a blanket for us to sit on, and you take sushi and rice from your picnic basket. I can’t believe you have brought my favorite dinner along with my favorite bottle of wine.

These moments together are so precious to me, as I begin feeding you the sushi roll you pull me onto your lap. I feel your cock pressed against my ass. I start to wiggle ever so slightly – just enough to to get your cock throbbing and aching for me. I move of your lap and pull your pants down, and start sucking your cock! I hear those sounds you make that I love so much! I keep going and before you realize it you explode in my mouth. You couldn’t help yourself, but I wanted you to! You move me to my back and climb on top of me and we fucked the whole night away.

Hot Fun in the Sun!

Submissive Phone SexSpring is here and the weather is getting warm and a friend called and asked if I would like to come over and lay out with her in the sun to start working on our tans. She lives in an apartment building and I love going over to lay out by her pool with her because we always get a lot of attention from the guys who live and work there. We had only been laying out for about an hour when some guys walked up and started talking to us. They started getting quite friendly very fast. One of the guys invited us up to his apartment for a couple of drinks. They were really hot and we accepted their invitation. So we went to his apartment and had a few drinks and all of us were getting quite drunk because we were drinking a lot of booze on empty stomachs.

It didn’t take long for all four of us to end up in the master bedroom on this huge king sized bed, all of us naked. We were all over each other, One guy was fucking my very wet pussy while I was sucking on the other guys cock. My friend was getting her pussy taken care of by the guy who had his cock in my mouth. We all came several times and changed positions too many times to remember. This was a foursome that none of us will forget anytime soon. We all came so many times that the bed was soaked with cum.

Once we left the bedroom, my friend and I used the showers and cleaned ourselves up and went back out to the pool area and laid out. We were still pretty drunk and we fell asleep by the pool, When we woke up the sun was starting to set. It was such a great day we all made plans to meet up again soon. When I got home I took a long soothing bubble bath to try to heal my sore swollen pussy. But the day I had was so worth the pain my little pussy felt for several hours.

Taking Care of Business

Submissive Phone SexSaturday night my husband took me to a dinner party, I thought it was with his co-workers and I expected to be brutally fucked before the night was over by several or all of them. Only I was totally mistaken, I guess my husband had made a serious mistake on one of his accounts at work and the only way he could keep from being fired was to let his boss have me for one night and do with me as he pleases. This didn’t thrill me, I would rather have been fucked by several of his co-workers or clients that his slob of a boss. He is a mean man that always stinks from cheap cologne, cigarettes, cigars, and cheap bourbon. The combination along with his bad breath is almost too much too handle.

But my husband knows I will do whatever he asks me to do so I was his bosses for the night to do with me as he wished. I was taken to a hotel room where his boss stripped me naked and tied me to the bed then began to pour his cheap bourbon all over my body. I could tell he was already stinking drunk. I was so grateful that my husband had given me several long fat lines of coke and few of his magic pills so that I was feeling no pain by the time we got to the hotel room. After his boss drenched me in his cheap bourbon he proceeded to lick it off me and paid special attention to my pussy.

It shocked the shit out of me that i started enjoying what he was doing even though he was being extremely rough and causing me a great deal of pain I got aroused and then before I knew It I had cum. Then he climbed on top of me and fucked me while he was slapping my tits with a leather whip and yelling at me for the mistake my husband had made. He really wasn’t making any sense to me he just wanted to humiliate my husband so I just tuned him out and continued to have one orgasm after another. Finally it was morning, my tits were all bruised, swollen and bleeding. My husband wrapped me up, took me home and gently cleaned me up and put me to bed where he snuggled with me, and I feel fast asleep.