Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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The Pre-Game Was The Party

I’m so excited about the Superbowl weekend! Our plans are coming together and we put the final pieces together last night. We decided to order catering from the local steakhouse; there would be four appetizers, three side dishes including salad, baked potatoes, and cheesy broccoli. Our main dishes would include shrimp, chicken and of course steaks. The meal during the game would be like no other Superbowl, we decided to go very “grown and sexy” for this event. Everyone in attendance had to be comfortable with each other and to lighten the mood there would be lots of alcohol there. We decided it’d be best that we had a pregame session for everyone who wanted to come to our Superbowl party. That way we didn’t have any weird wall flowers who were too afraid to join the party. After we settled on the menu and the possible guest we started the pregame.


There were more men than women who wanted to attend our Superbowl party so there would definitely be a lot of double stuffing if everyone showed up on Sunday. We’d been drinking all night and I was loose sitting and chatting in one of the guy’s lap. I felt his cock starting to get hard underneath me, so I pulled it out to see what he was working with. I sucked it as soon as I got him out, he had such a big black cock, it was easily 10 inches. I felt a set of strong hands grip my face and force it down on his cock, it couldn’t have been his hands because he had a tight hold on my big tits. Whoever he was entered me from behind, covering his dick in my cum. He was pounding inside me hard as he made me cock on another cock. It was so good but I had to come up for air! When I did there were so many people fucking around me and every cock looked so desirable. The only women there were big a beautiful with big tits and fat asses, each one of them working with more than one cock. Everyone who was there that night just had to come to our Superbowl Sexy Sunday party! It wouldn’t be the same if we missed one freak. 

Game On Big Boy

tease and denial phone sex zettaI am not much into football but when he approached me with a bet I decided to take it. No matter what the out come of the game I am going to enjoy every minute of this.
Five thousand dollars is on the table. That would put a big dent in my surgery fund.
Here is the deal. He is into tease and denial, edge play, but he can never find anyone that makes it last long enough to satisfy him. So he is coming over for the Super Bowl game. If I can tease him for the entire game and not make him cum he will give me five thousand dollars. I have to be touching him in some fashion the entire game with the exception of half time. If I can make him last all the way through the game, I get the five thousand.
Now for the side bet. He told me to pick a team, if my team wins then he will fuck me when the game is over and if his team wins then I have to do what ever he wants so that he can finally cum after all that teasing. he won’t tell me what that is.
It doesn’t really matter, either way I win for sure!
So it is game time baby, Sunday is the day!
By the way he let me pick first. I know nothing about who is playing so I picked the team with the prettiest helmet. I picked the silver ones with the red white and blue man on the side. I didn’t like the dark green color and the mean looking bird on the other one.
Do you think I might get fucked for all my effort on top of winning the five thousand?

Game? What Game?

Every year, during the Superbowl, I play the same game – trying to get your attention! You are a fuck machine every other day of the year, so this is the only day that its a challenge for me, and secretly I love it. I know you want my body but your love of that stupid game is actually enough to distract you – or is it? I usually wait until halftime, but not this year. I want to make sure I totally control that cock of yours and so I am pulling out all the stops.

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I’m going to start by withholding sex from you for a couple days. I need you even more horny than usual to play out my plan. I am going to parade around for those couple of days in next to nothing clothes and every time that cock gets hard and wants to fuck me I am going to make up a reason why I can’t. You will be out of your mind wanting my tight pussy by the time that football game starts.

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Then you will spend Sunday pregaming all morning, while I spend it shopping for a super sexy outfit and some new heels. I will come home, and do my makeup and hair just the way you like. You will be trying to watch TV, but your cock will make you aware of my sexy perfume coming from the other room. Then, wearing my new outfit – a sexy loose blouse and leopard print high heels, I will parade out in front of you. As I stop in between you and the TV, I begin to strip. I pull my blouse down and expose my breasts as I gyrate my hips and pinch my nipples.

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Your cock starts to stir in your jeans, and your attention slowly moves from the Big Game to my body. You sit back, adjusting your huge dick, and I finally have your full attention. I tease you slowly, showing you every piece of me that you have wanted for days. I just keep teasing, and you finally get up and grab me and pin me down on the couch. Your enthusiasm is hot as fuck and you fuck me with that cock of yours without glancing at the TV even one time. The cheering coming from the speakers seemed like it was for us. It may as well have been – I scored the ultimate touchdown.

Halftime Showtime!

Now I wouldn’t say I love the Superbowl, but I will tell you that I love the benefits of having gangs and gangs of big hunky men running around my town. It never fails, no matter who’s playing whether its my home team or someone else, the men still come out in mass numbers the second the month of February comes around. I could care less about the game because I promise I haven’t watched not one game all season. I do have a special space in my heart for the Superbowl, their half time shows are a lot longer than the regular season which gives me enough time to have more than a quickie.

I decided to enjoy the Superbowl at my brothers house last year and boy was it fun! By halftime everyone was extremely wasted do their wasn’t a shy bone in the place. My brother’s best friend was no exception. He approached me while I was in my room and started to pick a fight with me. Instead of talking shit back I popped him in his face and it was all over from there. We were on the floor wrestling when I realized how much I really desired this man. He was holding me so tight and grabbing me in the all the right places.

I was trying to get loose from his hold then suddenly he kissed me before I got the chance to walk away. I was a sucker for him the moment his lips touched mine. We for lost in each other in that moment and were eventually wrestling naked. He was toying with my pussy and I was all his. He made me nut all over him, he told me he’d been waiting for this moment ever since him and my brother became friends. He left me there wanting all of his nut as we stumbled back to the living room before they got to far into the third quarter. I do hope I can bump into him again this Superbowl season.

Sex Slaves for Super Bowl Sunday

prostitution phone sex incest mommyDid you know that the Super Bowl is the the single largest human trafficking incident in the United States? The influx of fans, combined with the increased amount of drugs and alcohol consumed, equals the optimal breeding ground for pimps wanting to expand their wallets. The sheer number of men looking to pay for sex sky rockets this Sunday. And not just in the host city. I plan to take advantage of this phenomenon. I have been preparing for this day for weeks now with online ads, the right array of sex slaves to attract the big spenders, and converting my home into a whore house. While my hubby and his friends are getting drunk watching tight ends and Katy Perry’s boobs at half time, men will be violating the tight ends and cumming on the boobs of his family members.

I have a room set up for extreme BDSM with all the equipment a master could ever need to put a bitch in her place. Whips, collars, spreader bars, muzzles, suspension equipment, binders, gags, restraints, floggers… Even have a variety of medical fetish supplies like speculums, urethral sounds, clamps, enema bags and pinwheels for the darker clients. For the right price, a client can do whatever sick, twisted thing he wants to my teens, my little nieces, even myself. I know there are a lot of perverts out there that will pay top dollar to torture some hot flesh. Pain is such a turn on.

drugs phone sex dirty teen whoreThen I have a room set up like a doll house for those gentlemen who want to purchase the virginity of a little one. Complete with toys, Benadryl cocktails, camera equipment and a bunch of sheet sets to change when get bloody. Young tight innocent flesh sells for a premium dollar and I would be stupid not to capitalize on that. Luckily, I have my young niece and her little friends staying the weekend. I can easily pimp out each girl 20 or 30 times in the day; although the client who gets each pussy first, pays the most for the privilege of busting those little cherries. My sons’ asses are up for auction too. Something for everyone!

My final room is for the more vanilla guy. Those just wanting straight up sex. My sister and myself, along with my teen step daughter, will be offering horny men the girlfriend experience. Fuck our asses, skull fuck our mouths, jizz on our faces… you know, do all the things wives and girlfriends won’t do.

Super Bowl Sunday is all about sex and drugs to me. I whore out my family members, as well as myself, and earn party funds. Sex sells. And it sells more on Super Bowl Sunday. So while many of you are actually watching the game, I will be lining my pockets with the world’s oldest profession. What good are little ones if we can’t profit off of them?

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Knife Play

My daddy was a cop, and my older sister and I would sometimes go down to the station after school. We’d sneak into the evidence room, and it was there I gained my fascination with handcuffs, torture devices and knives. Goddamn I love knives. One afternoon, my sister dragged me in there. She laid me over the cool metal table & cuffed my ankles and wrists to the legs. She slipped up the skirt of my school uniform and kissed my thighs. She reached my sopping cunny and started licking it, moving my panties to the side in desperation. She swirled her tongue on my clit and suddenly took a huge, vicious bite. She clamped down on my clit with her teeth and pulled hard. I screamed out in pain and pleasure as she stood up and spit in my face. She grabbed a small bag and poured the contents into a paper towel, which she wadded up and slipped deep inside me. “That’s cocaine” she explained, as if we hadn’t snorted it together 2 weeks ago. “The wetter your pussy gets, the faster it’ll absorb into your system” She knew I liked pain. This girl wanted me high, and quick. She grabbed a knife from a nearby counter.

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She placed it on the corner of my mouth and pressed down gently. “why so serious?” she laughed and dragged the blade slowly down my chin and around my throat. She slid it down to my breasts, slowly circling my rock hard nipples and making slices in my areolas. My cunt started numbing, soaking in the cocaine. My head started spinning and I felt so happy and light. I started to giggle and she pressed the blade harder into my skin. She traced my stomach with the metal, moving in for a kiss. “How you feeling, sissy?” I laughed, absolutely euphoric. Her knife reached its destination, right between my thighs. She reached the cold blade in and removed the paper towel, cocaine totally dissolved. My cunt was numb and she fucked me with the blade as she occasionally tongued my clit. I squirted and laughed as I came, covering my sister with pussy juice tinged with blood. I’m so wet just thinking about this memory. I have a ton more, I’d love to tell you some.

Masochism Fun with Shemale Sadist Carla

shemale domination porn paint slu Are you a masochist? Someone who enjoys pain and humiliation? Well, I am a sadist. Someone who enjoys inflicting pain. I have a pet who is a total pain slut. The first time I picked him up in a bar, I fucked his ass in the bathroom. Not only did my 10 inch cock pound his ass, so did my beer bottle. He had a tight virgin ass, but my cock was not enough to hurt him the way he begged to be hurt. So, I grabbed my beer bottle and shoved it up his ass as I pushed his face in the toilet. He has been my bitch ever since.

I have a BDSM dungeon room in my apartment. This is where I entertain my little masochistic pets. Today’s session was about cock and ball torture. He is a sissy fairy fag and won’t fucking admit it. So, I don’t think he really needs his worthless cock and balls. I am more of man than he is with my big tits and curvaceous body.  I needed to cum, and I never pass up a tight ass. However, before I fucked  him, I decided to whip his cock and balls. I used a penis whip first. Got his pecker bright red, with trickles of blood dripping down. Most fags would be screaming in pain. A masochist begs for more. I was determined to break him. Make him admit it was too much pain. I broke out my horsehair flog. Gave him a 100 lashes. I actually saw tears in his eyes. That got me hard. Once his cock looked like hamburger meat, I threw him over a barrel and pumped my big dick in his ass. I was squeezing his balls simultaneously, digging my long finger nails into his nut sac. Hearing his moans of pain made me shoot a load up his ass.

shemale phone sex analI was so turned on knowing I had abused his dick so well. But he still was not begging for  mercy, but for more pain. I threw him on the floor, put on my stilettos and trampled his dick. I also shoved my heal in his jugular. Now, this got him pleading for mercy. Finally, I found his pain threshold. I was going to let him go, but the sadist in me was not satisfied yet. I tied up his dick, practically cutting off the circulation. I tugged on his pecker as if trying to pull it off while I made him suck dog shit off my heal. Now I was starting to feel satisfied. His cock and balls looked like they had been steamrolled by the time I was done. Never hurt a pet so badly. Never got so turned on either.

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Babysitting with Bambi

Babysitter Phone SexThe other day I was jonesing for some blow. I asked Daddy if he could hook it up, but his own connect was out. He told me the only other dealer he knew happened to be that creepy redneck guy down the street. He lived about 4 houses down and had a house that was the local stomping grounds for all the little punks that lived on the street. I walked down to his house and asked if he had anything. “Funny you should ask, Bambi! The missus and I were fixin’ to go pick somethin’ up tonight but I just got a call from our sitter. She done went and got the flu. Can you fill in? We were going to grab a bite along with it, shouldn’t be more than three, four hours.” Ughhhhh, this is my LEAST favorite thing to do, but for an 8ball, I’d do about anything right now. I smiled my sweetest smile. “I’d love to, Mr. G” He and his old lady headed out about an hour later, leaving me with 3 snot nose, sticky faced brats. You know how youngin’s are, they show you all their toys and then ask you a thousand goddamn questions. “What’s your name? Where do you go to school? What grade are you in?” Useless stuff like that. The littlest asked me “What do you like to do for fun?” I let out a hearty laugh. “Fuck and do cocaine.” “what’s cocaine?” the oldest asked. “It’s a magic powder, like Nesquik but you put it in your nose” “Yum!” she quipped. I laughed, in spite of myself “Definitely” “What’s fuck?” I started to answer that question several times but I couldn’t figure out how put it. I pointed to the teen boy “Take your pants off” and the older girl “you too.” They did as I told them without hesitation. Dumb little shits. I started rubbing the girl’s pink puffy little slit and stroking the teen’s uncut fuckstick. He immediately hardened in my hand and she started bucking her tiny little hips. Both of them made tiny involuntary sounds of pleasure. “Now, you lay down on that couch.” I instructed the girl. She did, instantly, seemingly knowing exactly what to do as she spread her legs and continued where I’d left off, stroking herself. I quickly slobbered on the boy’s rockhard cock and told him where to put it. They fucked so innocently and perfectly that I was instantly soaked. I lifted my skirt and pulled my panties to the side and started rubbing myself. “that’s fucking” I told them. I turned to the littlest. “Do you want a taste?” She seemed to have experience, as she plunged her tiny tongue into my sweet juicy cunny. I kept rubbing on my clit as she tongue fucked me, and within 5 minutes, all three of us had cum. “Your turn” the brother told the littlest sister and we all took turns ravishing her perfect little body. I looked at the clock after her tiny body convulsed and jerked and she screamed in perfect innocent pleasure. Goddammit. I’ve got 3 more hours with these rugrats. What the hell am I gonna do? Call me if you’ve got any ideas.

Tonight Its Party Time!

It’s so out of the ordinary for me to do anything on a Monday other than sleep. I like to stay in to get a good night’s rest for school the next day, but my classmate had very different ideas for our night. She’s from Australia and she says that she’s never missed one Australia Day celebration so I promised I’d help her celebrate. We ended up bar hoping downtown and we both had such a blast! Every bar we went inside our drinks were covered because of how good we looked that night, women get all the perks! I had forgotten all about the need to be at school early tomorrow morning. I was going to have to just drag myself into class and get over it. This night was just too good to pass up.

We stumbled down the street screaming “HAPPY AUSSIE DAY!!” as we headed to the next bar. We bumped into some hot boys on the way to our next stop, they were definitely worth the detour. My classmate walked off far in front of me to flirt with the guy she liked. Leaving me behind to entertain his other 3 friends. One was extremely shy and I thought he was afraid of me by how far off he seemed. The other two were all over me, I could feel their hands all over me. I was too wasted to figure out which hands belonged to who, I was just enjoying the feeling of my body being handled tonight! I lost sight of my friend as I got lost in their touch. The last thing I remember before my alarm going off was me begging for nut as my face was stuck on a brick wall. When I woke up I felt all the dry cum stuck to the side of my face and pillow. I was a mess as I dragged myself to class.