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Could I Be Your Favorite Pornstar?

Don’t you just love the smell of pornos?! I’m thinking I need a late night snack! Watching pornos make me want to show my skill on and off camera. I like to think I’m a great actress! All the industry stars I see sucking and fucking for millions of dollars everyday, I know I could do the same thing and love it!  Watching porn gets my day going. I always have something sexy to think about when my mind finds idle time. Watching the asses of my idols get ate out and cunnies get rammed into by major cocks just revs me up. I can so do that. I have a pretty pussy. Wanna see? My pussy can withstand the invasion of the biggest dicks and squirt the longest distances with no effort. If I try really hard I can squirt my sexy love juice from the door step to the mailbox! Yep I’ve tried it. Don’t you think Id make a great porn star? Wouldn’t you like to watch me on your tv putting my superb dick sucking skills to use? The bulge in your pants tells me you do!

Go straight to jail

Last weekend I had to spend a night in the county jail. I was speeding on the freeway to get to a concert that I had pre-paid for the tickets online to go see. Well there was so much traffic that I started speeding in and out of lanes to get to my concert on time. Without realizing it, a cop saw me and pulled me over on the side of the road. As he walked up to my car, he was staring directly at my big tits and asked me for my driver’s license and registration. After he asked that I totally forgot that I took a different purse and didn’t have anything on me. So I tried to explain that to the cop, and he replied back with ” step out of your vehicle and place my hands on the hood of my car.” He pressed himself against me and I could feel his thick, big dick right up my ass cheeks. Then he placed handcuffs on me and told me I am under arrest. I begged him to let me go and I would do anything if he would let me off on a warning. Well, after he arrested me and took me to jail, then said that the only way I could get out is that I “bend over and assume the fucking position” while that cop porked the shit out of my pussy.

Whips and Chains and Collars, OH MY!!!

I never thought I would cum helping my dad clean out the garage. I guess that will teach me, never say never.
It seems Daddy is or was a kinky old bastard. Buried in between his Popular Mechanics magazines I find this collection of old porn. Not just any porn but bondage and stuff like that. The title of one of the books is Man Servant and has a picture of two woman with a man on a leash. Of course I was a little embarrassed because I never thought of my dad like that and I couldn’t help but ask him about it.
He laughed it off and said that mom was a prude and he had to have an outlet for his fetishes and fantasies.
I could see his dick getting hard so I let it be and kept on working.
A little while later I came across a box of old tools and among them was a whip, a collar and a leash. OK this is just to much my pussy is wet now and I have to ask.
“Hey Dad if mom was a prude, who did you use these on?”
He couldn’t hide it, his dick is really hard and sticking out in his pants like a pop tent. He turned beat red and chuckled.
I was so hot myself that I suggested we take the magazine and toys inside and take a break from cleaning up. The look on his face was a mixture of confusion and lust and I knew he wasn’t sure.
I assured him it would be OK, we didn’t have to tell anyone and it would be fun. It didn’t take much convincing and we were in the house.
He still has it for an old man and I really enjoyed the kinky side of him.
We took a couple of breaks that day and still managed to get the garage cleaned out.
I love my Daddy!

Phone Sex Fetish for Creamy Goodness!

Men have described me as silky smooth, decadent, rich and creamy. They line up eager to savor the tangy sweetness of my cunt. I’m oh so versatile and can be topped with anything your heart desires…namely you, but we can get extra sticky I hope. My personal favorite is sickly sweet strawberry reduction drizzled all over my milky skin, the juices running into every nook and cranny for you to slurp up. This National Cheesecake Day, have as much dessert as you can handle. I’m the only little slice of heaven you’ll need, plus you don’t have to tell the missus you fudged on your diet. You wouldn’t know it from looking. Even the taste is deceitful, but I’m low-cal. Try it for yourself. Put your stick inside this moist treat and dip me anything . Swirl your tongue over my sugary nips and stir me up. Get yourself all sugary and I’ll lick you clean. I have to warn you, though…my cake is addicting. They always cum back for more of this delightful pussy.

Dirty Pole Dancing Party

I had a party to attend today it was supposed to just be a little get together for a friend of mine. When I got there I noticed there was a pole in the middle of the room. Well after a few drinks I could not resist the pole. I went over to it and did some hot dances on the pole and made all the cocks in the room hard. They had no idea what a little slut I am when I dance on the pole. I am a dirty girl on the pole. I like to bend back on the pole and spread my legs wide so you can see all my sexiness. Before long I was in front of some of the men on my knees with my mouth wide open begging for them to put their cocks in my mouth. While they were taking turns fucking my face. I jacked each and everyone off. Wanted to make sure they all stay hard to give me their cum,make me your little cum slut that’s all I wanted. I can never get enough cock in one night. That is just why I like being a stripper so much you see more hard cocks than any other women.

Multiple Orgasms With Dixie’s Chics

How much hot, wet pussy can one man handle? We were determined to find out.
He is from Florida, new in town and looking to make friends. He seemed like an OK dude. Not hard on the eyes and possibly a big dick.
The girls and I decided we had to put him through the paces. We invited him over and sat him on the couch. We offered him a drink and then we laid down the law. If he wanted to hang with us he had to not only be hung but be able to hang. This was his initiation. He would have to sit there and watch while he masturbated. He would not be allowed to join in until we all had multiple orgasms.
He had no clue that the girls and I can cum over and over and over again. We are nymphos and we love every minute of cum soaked fun that we have.
First things first, take out that cock of yours and let us see what your working with.
As soon as I saw it, one of my favorite Blues Brother’s songs started playing in my head:

I Don’t Know
“So you gonna walk a mile for a Camel or you gonna make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?
That all depends on what your packing regular or king size.
And then he pulled out his Jim Beam and to my surprise it was every bit as hard as his Canadian Club”

We made him sit there jerking off that dick of his for two hours while we made each other cum. Finally we decided we wanted that cock of his and let him join in but he had to make us all cum and he had to shoot a load in or on each of us.
I must say the boy could hang and was hung.
Welcome to the group!

I Have One Too

I have always loved pussy just as much as dick. I never thought I would be able to say I have a pussy of my own. But when I saw him sitting there all alone I had to bring him home. He is so cute and furry. I love to feel him lick my face and hand with his rough little tongue. I find my self fascinated by him. The way he cleans his paws after he has lapped up a bowl of milk. I find my self thinking of how I lap up pussy myself and how I love to lick the juice off my fingers and lips, savoring the musky flavor. I watch him when he sleeps and curls up purring, his little whiskers twitching and I am reminded of how it feels to curl up in the arms of another woman after making her cum so hard she has no energy at all. I watch him stalk his toy and the look in his eye before he pounces on it for the kill and I think about the thrill of the chase it takes to get my pussy in my bed. I may not have a pussy between my legs, but my pussy is much better and I love him. And in real life I love the fact that I can please both woman and men with what I have. It is just glorious darling! I think I will learn to purr, that would be fucking hot!

How Kinky Do You Want It?

I love fucking young dick because they love trying new positions and new things.
My newest boy toy wanted me to find new and unusual positions for us to try. So I searched the net for positions I have never tried and that looked interesting.
I picked four and tonight we are going to try them. They look rather challenging but I am still really flexible and I think I can pull it off, If not I will at least give it the old college try! (no pun intended)  I sure hope he is as eager to try new things as I am because I can’t wait!
I have bought lube and oils and things I think will help with our night of fun. I even got some new lingerie.
This is going to be a night that this old cougar will not soon forget. I wonder if he found any positions he wants to try!
Out with missionary style and in with the new and exciting! My pussy is dripping wet just thinking about what is t cum. Or should I say, who is to cum? Either way it is a win win for both of us!

Scat Phone Sex

There is no cocksucker out there that I know that could ever say no to my fine ass. I get all kinds of calls where my clients beg me down on their cock sucking knees to worship my sexy, curvy ass. Oh, how their dicks get so hard when I grant them permission to touch it. They go way beyond verbally worshiping my ass to caressing, kissing, and licking it. However, they all know they can NEVER fuck me up my asshole … That is my job is to fuck them up with this big dick right up in their shit holes. So what I know they all end up doing is begging to taste my asshole, even if they get to taste my shit along with my wet ass juices. Lol! That’s right be that good brown noser you desire of becoming. Cum taste this ass while I sit on your face.

The Freedom of Masturbation

In this world, not every country has their freedom like we do in America. In the US, we have more freedom privileges than most countries around the planet. We also have the most diverse types of freedoms that like most Americans take for granted. Such as freedom of speech, to vote, and to masturbate to our dirtiest cum filled pleasures are content. I personally just love exercising my freedom to rub my wet pussy as much as I want to … especially when I have my clients call me and tell me what naughty fetishes they are into. Or even when they call me up to tell them how I get to control the way they stroke that cock for me while making sure that they pay close attention to rubbing their balls correctly. So cum join me in our freedom to touch ourselves the freaky American way!