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GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Your Voice

Hot phonesexNothing makes this Goddesses pussy twitch more than hearing a sexy male voice on the phone.  My mind starts to form an image of you as soon as that first word is spoken.  I can feel my body heat up in anticipation for what you have in store for us.  Every single time, it is something erotic and intoxicating.  I have the perfect body, and perfect mannerisms about me to make the experience just as wonderful for you as you make it for me.  It is incredible the amount of sexual creativity that all my callers have.  Some are shy, some are more out going, some love to guide the call, others want me to take control.  The scenarios go on and on, there is no limit to what we do and can do with each other.  There are times when the call is so detailed and intense that I lose myself in the words, your voice, the soft sounds of moans of pleasure we both make.  It is true that there is a Heaven on Earth and it is on the phone with you.

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Hollywood Heat


I was invited to a Hollywood party last night at this huge beach house. My friend Alesta said this will be way cool, we have to go. The party thrower sent us a limo with a fully stocked bar, so we drank our way there. We pulled up at the house and got out of the limo to see porn star Anita dark walk in the house with two other girls. With wonder we walked in to find Charlie Sheen talking to Alyssa Milano talking about tv projects in their underwear. We then turned and saw Pam Anderson naked, making out with Tommy Lee on a couch. We just looked at each other and said OMG it’s a Hollywood sex festival.

Miley Cyrus was getting fucked by two guys on a pool table and I saw my friend walk away with pro wrestler the Miz. I then felt some one tap me on my shoulder. To my surprise, it was Nicolas Cage. “It looks like your friend left you” he said “yeah” I answered. “she likes the sports guys”. Nick was wearing some cargo shorts and a t-shirt.  When he handed me a glass of red wine, and talked with me, I could tell he was checking me out the whole time as my nipples perked up. Nick made his move and said “would you like to join me in a bedroom?” I smiled, gave him a peck, and said yes. We looked in the first bedroom and saw Mandi Moore and Katy Perry having sex with this married couple. The husband was giving it to his wife while she was eating Mandi’s pussy, and Katy was flying solo.
We the snuck into the next bedroom where we saw Drew Berrymore watching porn, rubbing her body and reaching for a dildo. I said “oh we’re sorry” Drew smiled with naughty intentions and said “oh no come on in.” She slipped me out of my dress, began kissing me, and pulling me into the bed as Nick got undressed, and joined us.

Drew kissed me with passion as Nick rubbed my body all over. It felt so good, and soon I was stroking his hard on as Drew was licking and suckling at my nipples while grinding our love boxes together. I looked into Drew’s eyes and said I want to eat you. She giggled and said “mmmm” ok baby 69 me”. I got on top of her and lowered my pussy to her lips as Nick leaned back and watched. Oh wow this is awesome he said. I licked Drew’s pussy wildly as she did the same to mine as waves of lust hit us full force. I looked up and said you want some Nick? “ oh momma yes I do” he said. I turned around and offered my wet pussy to him. He teased my pussy lips a little and entered me from behind. As my mouth lapped up Drew’s pussy juices. Nick found a great pace and pushed into me deep. Drew slid up and held my ass open and slid a finger inside my rosebud. I moaned and shook with lust as the two stars worked me and an orgasm hit my sexy body so hard. Then Nick plopped me over and rammed his rod in me hard and deep as Drew slid the lubed dildo snug into my ass, sucked my tits and turned it on. Electric pulses went through my body and made me cum in minutes. Nick then pulled out and blew his load all over my body. As Nick left Drew and I kissed and exchanged phone numbers and we walked down the hallway hand in hand naked.

Trade Secrets

Its really simple daddy, you offer your services to me free of charge, and I let you into my sweet wet cum sponge.  You know I’m well worth it. Think of it as us bartering service. Blow jobs are considered a service right? Cause I’m really good at doing those. I’ll suck your cock so fucking good you’ll want to tell your wife about it. And when I get you to the promise land, I will deep throat your missile and let you release your love load down my throat. Doesn’t that sound like a fair trade daddy? Don’t you want to indulge in my juicy pussy all you want? As long as you keep supplying me with what I need, I’ll make sure to be the filthy slut you fantasize about on a daily basis. You have to admit this is one hell of a mutual agreement. I get all the product/service I want and you, well you get a little piece of heaven whenever your little heart desires. Don’t you just love a good bargain? Me too!

Sometimes it is just Destiny

Sometimes things just fall into place. And I do love it when destiny takes over. Yesterday I was hunting, stalking this pretty little thing. She  would be perfect for my needs. My friend loves young and blonde He wants big blue eyes and her to look so innocent and sweet. It is really hard to find the perfect girl. And when I found her I waited all day trying to find the perfect time to snatch her. But it didn’t happen. She was NEVER alone. I finally gave up and headed home. When I passed a broken down car. Someone flagged me down. A beautiful little thing. With blonde hair and big blue eyes. She thanked me over and over. She said at least 10 cars passed her and nobody stopped. She didn’t have a cell signal and was so scared. I promised her I would help her. And I will. I drove her home and told her the phone was in the kitchen. She never made it that far of course. By the time she woke up I had her tied to my work bench and stripped naked. I had already called my friend over and was waiting for him to show up. My pussy is dripping at what I am gonna do to her. How I am going to hurt her. How my friend is going to use her. All before I kill her. It was just Destiny.

Cheap Phone Sex

Cheap Phone Sex is awesome because you can call and live out any fantasy you’d like without breaking the bank.  I get so hot thinking about talking to you, and when you are completely dominating me I so much more excited.  I know when you call me for cheap phone sex our time will be exciting and hot, and when you get off it  is so  fucking sexy I get off too.  Mutual masturbation, Mistress, submissive phone sex is all very exciting for me, and I love all the role play situations you call me for.  When I’m tied up and forced to deep throat your cock my pussy gets so wet, I love the cock worshiping session that has been forced upon me.  It seems that anytime we have cheap phone sex, you always seems to know what I need.  I love telling you about other fantasies and desires I’ve had to see if you will maybe add them to our roster next time, but for now I am just happy with your cock in my mouth.

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The Sluttier the Better He Says…

I went out on a date with this guy who loves blondes with big tits.  He didn’t have a problem telling me to dress as slutty as I want to because he was going to take me to Club Sesso and we were going to spend most of the night naked.  I wore a red corset with a thong and a leather mini skirt.  Once we walked into the club I was shocked by how classy and nice it was yet everyone was just about naked.  Within minutes I had on the corset only with my tits hanging out the top and my date was laying me down fucking me in one of the lounge chairs.  We spent the entire weekend there just eating, drinking and fucking.  They had a room with a wall to wall bed in it and we spent an entire day on that bed fucking each other and anyone else who got close enough to us.  By the time we left there I must have had 20 different cocks in me and eaten pussy for 6 or 8 different women.  My date takes me home and tells me the next time we go I need to be sluttier!  His motto is:  The sluttier the better!  I think that club is my new favorite hang out.  Call me and I will tell you some stories about that place!  It’s so much fun!

My Secret Admirer

For the last month I have been getting flowers every morning at work, and on my car when I wake up in the morning to leave. He would leave little notes that says you’re beautiful, I can not wait to make you mine. Today there was something special that happened though. I woke up and my whole living room was filled with big beautiful blue flowers and a handsome young man sitting on my couch. I got startled and ran to the phone to call for help. When he grabbed me by my arm and told me that he is not going to hurt me, he only wants to love me the way that I deserve to be loved. I put the phone down for some reason I did not even feel scared anymore. Soon as I put the phone down turned around he placed his hand on my head stroking his hands through my hair as he slowly started kissing me softly on my lips,pushing his tongue in and out of my mouth. He slid his hand up my shirt and unbuttoned my bra,taking my shirt off leaning down sucking my nipples. He grabbed my hand and walked me to my bedroom taking my clothes off slowly. Laying me down on the bed he worked his way from my toes all the way back up to my lips kissing every inch of my body slowly and passionately. When he got back up to my lips he reached down and took his cock and slowly worked it into my pussy making me feel so wet and creamy down there. He whispered into my ear that he had been in my bedroom before watching me as I slept. I was scared for a moment, but the way his cock was making my pussy feel I needed more of it. I wrapped my legs around him and rolled us over getting on top of him. I leaned over pressing my breasts against his lips as he took them in his mouth sucking them making me feel very excited the harder he sucked the wetter my pussy got. I could feel myself about to explode, I turned around into reverse cowgirl and rode him until I squirted so hard all over my secret admirer’s hard cock. He can come admire me anytime.

Hot Phone Sex

Hot phone sex is what I live for, so I’m always up late in my sexy stockings just anxious and waiting for my phone to ring. As I answer your call I can feel my nipples get hard, and my pussy is instantly wet. I love your fantasies, wants and desires, and it drives me crazy when I hear you stroke your hard cock. As I slide my hand into my panties to finger my clit I listen to you and those wonderful sounds you make when you stroke your cock. I can’t get enough of your moaning and groaning, oh baby the noises you make when you cum is what I live for! My imagination goes wild and I think of you laying in your bed with your head on the pillow, one hand on the phone and the other wrapped around your cock so tight the tip is purple. Talking to you about how wet my pussy is and how much I want you to shove your cock down my throat is so hot so I rub my clit and finger my pussy while I listen to you abuse and yank on that cock. I get so horny that I have to use my vibrator and fuck myself harder and harder so I can cum with you! I always get to hot when I hear your voice on the other end of the line!