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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Role Play Phone Sex with Blair: Ruler of Cock

You know when you are little you fantasize about what you will be when you grow up. And, you are full of innocence and your parents encouragement so you honestly think you can be anything, anyone. Well, I wanted to be Catherine the Great.  I knew she was dead, but I had yet to realize the US didn’t operate like Russia. All I knew was that she was beautiful, wealthy, noble and powerful. She was the longest ruling female of Russia. She possessed the qualities I wanted. As I got older, and studied history in college, I became more fascinated with her. By this time, I was an established submissive and exploring all sorts of kinky sexual fantasies. I read every book I could on her, saw every movie made about her,  and dressed up as her whenever I could.

Catherine the Great was what I could not be; what was not in my instinct to be: dominate. But, we did share a passion for sexual deviancy. I read countless stories about her sexual exploits and would masturbate. She had a very healthy libido and was not afraid to indulge her sexual proclivities. Everyone knows the rumor about the horse. But beyond that, she was notorious for liking younger cock and giving favor to those  young strapping lads by selecting them for positions within her political cabinet. She bore more than one illegitimate offspring too. After her husband died, she refused to marry again. She did not care about appearances.  She cared about power and desire.  She did not deny herself sexual pleasure.  She was way ahead of her time. Can you blame me for wanting to be her or just like her when I grew up? She had a huge sexual appetite. She had an erotic obsession for  boy cock. She apparently loved doing perverted and sick things to get off. She fucked outside her marriage and indulged in family fun. She was my idol.

In hindsight, I know it looks silly to think I could have been Catherine the Great as a younger girl, but didn’t you have some out of the box fantasies when you were younger too? And can you blame me for wanting to be a powerful , insatiable ruler of cock? It still gets my cunt wet thinking of all the boys she had, the two legged and four legged variety!

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Hot phonesex and extreme sports

My friend won a trip to the “Great Down Under” and I was lucky that she decided I should accompany her. On the plane, she had read an article about crocodile bungee-jumping and she told me that she really wanted to see it; I laughed at the excitement in her eyes and told her only a fool would jump in crocodile-infested water. “But we’re not doing it, Lacey. We’re just gonna watch some hunks do it!” she said in her excited voice.

And, she didn’t forget about it; that was one of our first outings after we got settled. The water was murky and we stood on top of a ledge. The jumpers were congregated together, wishing each other luck in their sexy accents. Maybe this experience wouldn’t be too bad, I thought. A couple of them winked at me as they filed in line. We must have looked like doughy-eyed tourists because one particular attractive jumper told me in passing, “If I make it out alive, love, I wanna grab a cold one with you.” “This is so hot!” my friend exclaimed. And, I was beginning to agree with her.

When the attractive native jumped, I felt my heart race. The crocks had begun to get a little agitated at all the flopping into the water. But, he ended up being safe and returned to me. He told me about “death rolls” and all kinds of stuff. After a few stouts, I was feeling even hornier and leaned into him and gave him my bedroom eyes. He smirked and nodded toward the brush. I followed him behind one of the trailers that was set-up for the jumpers; he lifted me like I weighed nothing and slammed me against the wall. I was so turned on that I didn’t care if I was making noise or not; besides, I assumed that everyone was still at the cliff.

He pumped inside of me, my cunt swallowing every inch of his manhood. I bit his shoulder and he laughed, “You’re a little crock, aren’t ya?” He fucked me harder and demanded that I confess to being “a crock.” I screamed it out, begged for him to fuck me. And, when we came, he smirked and looked up. There in the small windows of the trailer were his fellow sportsmen…watching the entire thing!

Big Things Cum in Little Packages

I left home when I was 18 and headed to Hollywood thinking I could make it in the movies. It was much harder than I thought. Good looks and a kick ass body were not all you needed.  I was broke, depressed and sitting in this little diner figuring out who I had to fuck to get a break or to get enough money to get back home.  I heard a voice say, “Why does a beautiful woman like you look so sad?” I looked up and it was Danny D aka the Penguin. Very short man, but I recognized him from Batman and a few other films. He asked if he could join me. He was around the corner filming LA Confidential and was on a coffee break. We talked for a while. He was very nice. Not conventionally handsome at all, but one of those guys that just becomes so sexy the more you talk to them. I actually felt my cunt getting wet talking to an old man I could tower over.  Turns out he had some pull with the movie, got me a job as an extra.

He was so nice, but I had nothing to repay him with but my body. At first I was like,  I shouldn’t do this. But  honestly I wanted him . I knew he was short and likely had a small cock, but I didn’t care. It took me a long time to seduce him too!! Which made me want him all the more. But, I always get my man. I got him drunk one night after filming and we went back to his trailer. I used the restroom and came back naked. After that, it didn’t take long. He was all over me. So sweet too, kept telling me how beautiful I was, that I deserved the world, to never settle for less than I deserve. When I went down to suck his cock, I got the biggest surprise ever. Huge cock. Bigger than any of the guys I had yet, and he was way shorter than any man I had fucked before. I was pleasantly surprised.  And he knew how to use it. His wife is a very lucky woman.  I would have been his mistress. I would have worshiped his cock 24/7. Seriously, huge cock, nice man, great in bed.  He was the whole package. But for him, I was just a moment of weakness. He loved his wife, no intention of messing that up. He told me I was destined for big things. He wasn’t kidding. I was destined for big things thanks to him. He is the reason I am a size queen.  I knew I was sexy, but my self esteem at 18 was not good, and he made me feel beautiful  inside and out. And, he ruined me for small cocks. That’s right men, a man likely now 2-3xs your age and half your size likely is more of a man than you will ever be!!

You cannot judge a book by its cover. Sometimes big huge throbbing thick cocks come in little packages. I still think of Danny. I often masturbate thinking of his big thick cock and how he could of been in porn!  He is hotter than Ron Jeremy and that dude is in every porn film.  Ladies, if you are a size queen like me, don’t count out the short guys, because they could be packing serious heat. And men, don’t pick on the short guys, because there is always a chance they are much more the man than you could ever dream to be. Big things can cum in small packages!

 

Romantic Phone Sex with Blair: Mommy Son Getaway

My son and I are preparing for a weekend beach getaway. I am so excited for our romantic weekend. I love frolicking on the beach with him. You see we have this cabin we rent that is very secluded with our own private beach area. We can be nude 24/7; we can make love on the beach with the waves crashing around us; we can watch the sun set and the sun rise. It is our own private sensual oasis. I love this time together because we eat by candlelight, take bubble baths, curl up on the couch and watch movies, make love without interruption. My son is my world. I will do anything to make him happy. But at home, we have all these distractions and we can’t be public about our love. Not everyone understands  the special bond we have. Ever since he was younger, we have had a natural physical and emotional attraction to each other.  That bond has just grown over the decades. And, I shit you not, he has always been the best lover I have ever had. He takes care of mommy’s every need. And I take care of his. And on our getaway I will take care of his cock, his ass, and his balls.  And he will take care of my pussy, my breasts and my ass. He took me last night for a couple’s massage and a sea salt scrub so my body is totally refreshed and relaxed for his pleasure.  I can’t wait to fuck on the beach. Something so naughty and hot about fucking your sun outdoors where you could be caught; but then something so romantic too about being with your true love, making love in a tropical paradise. I hope every mommy is as lucky as I am to have a baby boy who takes such good care of her every need.

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.

A Cock So Big it Ruined My Pussy

I’m a total size queen. I will not have anything to do with you unless you have porn star worthy cock. No, that’s not exactly accurate. If you have a small package I will humiliate you, use you as my personal fluffer boy and make you clean out my cream pies. And, I will make you watch the REAL men fuck me. I had a new stud fuck me this week, who I call BIG BIG Ben. The hugest cock I have ever had. Bigger than John Holmes or Sean Michaels. Hell, bigger than a circus animal!  In fact, my pussy may be ruined for anything smaller. BIG BIG Ben fucked me so good my neighbor came to check on me because she was worried hearing all the screaming I did. He fucked my pussy raw. I had to soak in the bath tub for hours and sit on a frozen bag of peas all night. But, you know what? I can’t wait for BIG BIG Ben to fuck me again. My pussy belongs to him. And I would love nothing more than you little limp dick losers to watch what a real dick can do for a woman. Once you see how hard I come on his huge cock, you little cuckolds will understand what a real woman needs, what a real woman deserves. If I’m lucky enough to get impaled by BIG BIG Ben’s huge throbbing shaft again, you pathetic fucks will be begging to clean up my cream pie. But I need to warn you losers, when he cums, it’s a volcanic load that could drown a little bitch like you. As always, the size of your cock determines how we play. If you have a massive hammer of a cock like BIG BIG Ben, then I am your bitch, your slave! If you have a little clit stick, well then you are my BITCH and will do whatever humiliating, degrading thing I want. Even if means licking the cum out of my ruined fuck hole left by a real man. When BIG BIG Ben gives me the porn star treatment again, well you little fucktard losers need to line up because it will take a few losers to clean up his load!

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?