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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: Pigskin and Foreskin

Who is excited for football season? This special girl is that’s who. Want to  know why? My fellow special girls and myself have a weekly tradition when the season begins. We dress up all sexy and go to a local sports bar on Sunday. We find a guy or even sometimes a couple guys, who want to buy some pretty chicks drinks. We flirt and act like we don’t know anything about football. Straight guys love to think they are teaching hot girls something about the game. We  talk about cute tight ends, giggle, do shots, and the unsuspecting men are putty in our hands.

After the game is over, we suggest  that we keep on partying back at my loft. So far no guy has turned us down. We are all beautiful goddesses and no one ever suspects we are not all girl. Once back at my place, we  continue to drink and party . Once our gentlemen guests are good and drunk, we go put on our tranny surprise outfits. We throw away our lace and put on our leather. We come back in our sexy S and M clothing, with our cocks out, ready to play. Our guests are always shocked. It amazes me how many men claim that don’t know we are special girls. Personally, I think they know, but like to think they have been duped or forced somehow. Makes them feel better about taking it in the ass.

Usually when we come out they are all like but I am not gay, what are you going to do to me.  The question is never what are we going to do, but what aren’t we going to do to you. Our Sunday Funday consists of bondage games, forced bisexuality , cock worshiping, sissy training, lots of anal sex, some CBT fun and oh yeah, football! Football season means 16 Sundays of bringing home fresh meat to play with. Sixteen weeks of getting guys in touch with their bi sexuality. Sixteen weeks of domination. Sixteen weeks of ruining tight little asses.

Am I excited for football to start? Hell yeah. Pigskins and foreskins. And tight asses!

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

Adult phone chat with a very naughty girl

My girlfriend just broke up with her boyfriend.  I’ve always had a little crush on her; and, in fact, we made-out one night while we were drunk.  Sober, she said that she wasn’t gay; but, I didn’t care.  All I wanted to do was fuck that sweet pussy of hers and make her go down on me.  So, I invited her to my place for cocktails and fun.  I rented a porn film of men wrestling and then fucking; I knew that it made me hot and I hoped that it would do the same for her.

As we watched, she became quiet (which wasn’t like her).  I started rubbing her thighs and she didn’t look away from the screen.  She just stared ahead; but, soon, she was uncrossing her legs.  I moved closer to her crotch and then to her waistband.  I knelt in front of her and slid off her pajama pants.  There it was: her tight pink pussy.  It was puffy and she was obviously ready for me.  I flicked my tongue against her clit and used my fingers to pull her pussy lips apart.  I blew on her wet crotch; she shivered and then unexpectedly knelt down in the floor with me, pushed me back and took off my shorts.

She buried her face in my soppy-wet cunt.  I moaned and smashed her face onto my clit, using her nose as even more pressure.  I fucked her face and turned my head so that I could see these strong men fighting for who would be on top.  I whispered for her to put fingers inside of me, and she did.  I rode her harder, sliding up and down on her face and fingers.  I used her as my little sex toy and I came all over her.  Then, I sat up and sucked my juices off of her tongue…and she could still taste her cum that coated my mouth.

Rim Jobs Phone Sex: Lesbian Ass Play

Until a few months ago, I cringed at the thought of having a rim job.  But then I went to a lesbian wedding. My son was unavailable to be my date and my hubby was out of town, so I went stag. It was a lovely wedding, filled with hot chicks. I’ve been with women before. In threesomes and the occasional drunk girl on girl fun in college. But, this was the first time I was surrounded by nothing but hot pussy licking women. One of the bridesmaids was also stag so we kept each other company during the reception. I had one too many bottles of champagne and the next thing I know I am naked in bed with the hot lesbian bridesmaid. I was doggy style getting my pretty pussy licked by what appeared to be a professional carpet muncher.  This chick had mad skills. I think I came like 10 times on her face. I am about ready to collapse when her tongue goes in my ass.  Not accidentally either. She had her hands on my ass, cheeks spread wide, fucking my ass with her tongue. I started to squirm, but she yelled at me to relax. I was overwhelmed at first with feelings of disgust; like that can’t possibly taste good to her. But then, she slipped a few fingers up my cunt and probed that tongue of hers deeper into my glory hole and before I knew it, I was dripping pussy juice on the sheets. The combination of having your ass rimmed and fucked while your pussy is being fingered feels awesome. And to have a hot chick doing both to you, well that’s just bonus. I can’t believe I resisted rim jobs in the past. My ass taste yummy too. She kissed me after eating out my ass and I got even more wet. Thanks to the persistence of talented lesbian, I have a new addiction. Wanna rim my pretty ass?

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Shemale Phone Sex: Christmas in July

After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.

After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.

I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.

 

Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Dirty Fun

Girls do stupid things when they’re drunk…like fight over guys. At a house party, a guy came up to me and began flirting; I thought he was really cute and I could already imagine him in my bed. However, I later saw him with another chick. I was so angry that I walked up to her and threw the rest of my drink in her face. She grabbed my hair and it knocked me off balance; I grabbed her arm…and we both fell into a dirty pond. We kept fighting, our aim getting worse and worse. She was taller than me and I started laughing as she tried to keep my arms above my head in the mud. One hand slipped from her grasp and I took my chance: I gave her the hardest titty-twister that I could! She yelled in pain and called me all kinds of names. I laughed, sliding on my knees in the mud until I reached her; I was going to try to do it again, but she started kicking me. I reached up and somehow caught a hold of her skirt and panties, yanking them down. Everyone was cheering at this point. We both looked at the mess each other was in and laughed harder. We undressed each other completely and continued to wrestle; when we were exhausted, a couple of guys came and lifted us up like we were heroes. When we told what had started the fight, the guy who had been flirting with us both was so embarrassed that he left! And, that was okay because us two girls went back to my place and had naughty fun while we cleaned up!

Prissy Sissy

I love it when my sweet sissy comes over to play. She loves to wear my prettiest panties and silkiest nighties. She will go through my entire closet and try on everything I have flaunting it and twirling around for me in her feminine way. She is such a prissy sissy! She loves to be my pretty girl, to have me put on my strap on and pull my pretty pink panties aside with her legs way up in the air and fuck her like the girl that she longs to be. Sometimes she wants to wear diapers and be my real little girl. She is so cute when she wants to be little like that for me. She will hold me tenderly all night long after we are done, caressing my hair and cooing my name. Thanking me for letting her be my sweet girl. Thanking me for letting her wear all my pretty panties and clothes. She is always so grateful for being able to be my girl. I really love my sweet little prissy sissy.