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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Shemale Phone Sex: Christmas in July

After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.

After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.

I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.

 

Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Dirty Fun

Girls do stupid things when they’re drunk…like fight over guys. At a house party, a guy came up to me and began flirting; I thought he was really cute and I could already imagine him in my bed. However, I later saw him with another chick. I was so angry that I walked up to her and threw the rest of my drink in her face. She grabbed my hair and it knocked me off balance; I grabbed her arm…and we both fell into a dirty pond. We kept fighting, our aim getting worse and worse. She was taller than me and I started laughing as she tried to keep my arms above my head in the mud. One hand slipped from her grasp and I took my chance: I gave her the hardest titty-twister that I could! She yelled in pain and called me all kinds of names. I laughed, sliding on my knees in the mud until I reached her; I was going to try to do it again, but she started kicking me. I reached up and somehow caught a hold of her skirt and panties, yanking them down. Everyone was cheering at this point. We both looked at the mess each other was in and laughed harder. We undressed each other completely and continued to wrestle; when we were exhausted, a couple of guys came and lifted us up like we were heroes. When we told what had started the fight, the guy who had been flirting with us both was so embarrassed that he left! And, that was okay because us two girls went back to my place and had naughty fun while we cleaned up!

Prissy Sissy

I love it when my sweet sissy comes over to play. She loves to wear my prettiest panties and silkiest nighties. She will go through my entire closet and try on everything I have flaunting it and twirling around for me in her feminine way. She is such a prissy sissy! She loves to be my pretty girl, to have me put on my strap on and pull my pretty pink panties aside with her legs way up in the air and fuck her like the girl that she longs to be. Sometimes she wants to wear diapers and be my real little girl. She is so cute when she wants to be little like that for me. She will hold me tenderly all night long after we are done, caressing my hair and cooing my name. Thanking me for letting her be my sweet girl. Thanking me for letting her wear all my pretty panties and clothes. She is always so grateful for being able to be my girl. I really love my sweet little prissy sissy.

We Know How To Party!!!!

Oh glory my friends threw me a surprise bash. Let me tell you no one knows how to party like a bunch of trannies, gays and lesbians! They set it up at one of my favorite bars. We go there all the time for the Drag shows. The owner let them decorate it all in my favorite colors, lavender and pink. There were pink and lavender balloons every where, the tables were set with bright pink table cloths and lavender plates. The cake was beautiful in pink with lavender roses on it. All the drinks for the evening were color themed as well. They even bought me a beautiful tutu in my favorite colors for me to wear at the party. We had the best night and when it was all over we went to my place for some fun that we couldn’t have at the bar. The drinks flowed free and so did our wild sexual abandon. There was more dick sucking and ass fucking then should be legal in one place. Every where you looked a pussy was on another pussy or a cock was on another cock. It was the best party ever! Cum join us darling and let your freak flag fly!

Mariah in Chains

It’s not weird for me to wake up in weird places or with strange people; that just means that I had one hell of a time the previous night! But, this one takes the cake: I woke up with my hair dyed and cut off and in chains! I was chained to this other dark-haired girl and some guy was leaning over us, stroking his cock. He put blow on his dick and we both took turns snorting it. The more we did, the harder his dick got. I figured since I was there, why the hell not enjoy it?!

We stayed on our knees and took turns licking any of the remaining blow off his cock and balls. Then, he pulled the dark-haired girl up onto his dick. Since our chains were linked, I had to follow. I licked his ear and neck, promising to give him the best fuck of his life if he’d give me some blow. He raged harder in the chick that was on top of him, so hard that I laughed when I saw her hitting her clit in order to make herself wetter.

I straddled his face and rode him. He sucked my clit in his mouth and pushed several fingers inside of me while I bent over to the table and snorted some more blow. I felt light and free…and when I came, it felt like fireworks were going off in my body. Then he passed the chick to me while he did a few lines and watched her fuck my cunt with her nipple. I don’t know how many days we stayed like this, barely sleeping, but it was fucking awesome! After several days, I stumbled out into the street and somehow made it to the strip club. Funny thing was, they thought I was dressed for work. I never found out who my party cohorts were, but shit they know how to party!

I Love My Mistress!

I am such slut. I love to play with anyone. Most recently I had the opportunity to be owned by a very sexy mistress. It was so hot. She beat me and tortured me and I loved it. Its like she was reading my mind and could tell exactly how I wanted to be hit and abused. She did let me cum a couple of times too. My favorite part though was pleasing her. I know she likes it when she hits me and degrades me but I love it when I get to touch her. She doesn’t let me touch her often so it is a treat when I get to. I love to eat her ass. It is so sweet and delicious. I will start by eating her pussy and getting her all wet and then move my tongue to her beautiful asshole. I know she loves it. I start working my tongue in and out of that sexy asshole and she cums all over my face. It is wonderful. I can not wait until she wants me again!

Dick & Pussy

 

I learned at a young age to appreciate the taste of a hot wet twat thanks to my wonderful Daddy.  As the only little one  to divorced Parents I always brought a friend with me to Dads.  On a hot summer evening my best friend and I were tanning at my Dad’s home in very revealing swimsuits.  My Dad joined us wearing his speedo that showed his big meat laying on his thigh.  My friend and I stared at the cock like it was an Vanilla Ice cream cone that I already knew its sweet flavor.  I pulled those speedos down and licked his meat very eagerly.  I pulled my swimsuit bottoms to the side and rubbed my clit so fast.  My friend grabbed my hand and replaced my fingers with her warm wet tongue.  I lost it immediately and spayed all over her face.  Dad turned me around putting my face on my friends pink taco. Fucking me so hard and deep as I ate tight cunt for the first time.  When my friend’s sticky juice covered my face is the moment I became addicted to pussy juice.

Beautiful Pussy

Sometimes I love a little bisexual phone sex. I only like to eat pussy that is as gorgeous as mine. I like to slowly lick up and down the outer lips of the wet pussy. I love to taste the creamy juices that come out when I flick my tongue on the erect clit. I will reach up and start to roll her nipples around in my fingers. I love to hear the sounds that come out of the girl I am consuming. Such moaning and heavy breathing. I almost cum myself when her legs start to shake and clamp around my head. I can feel the inside of her hot, slippery pussy squeeze and contract against my fingers. It is so hot. I love when she has cum and I have cleaned her well with my tongue so it is my turn to cum. I gladly lay back and grind my hips against her head and face. It does not take me long at all to cum. Mmm, I love being bisexual. You get to have all the cock and pussy you want!