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Sex Positions with Passion!

I’m like an expert at choosing sex positions. No really, it’s an art form. And just because I’m a big girl doesn’t mean jack shit! I am a flexible slut who can fuck your brains out. I’ll have your toes curling in no time when you can see what I do. Wooo! I went on a tangent..Back to my sex positions…It should be taken very seriously. You want to make sure you and your partner are both comfortable and experiencing an equal amount of pleasure. Play to your partners strengths. Take me for example, my cock riding skills are amazing, to say the least so “sitting scissors”, “supernova”, or “the ship” would be ideal for me. If you are a bit more acrobatic in bed, you may want to try “the triumphant arch” or “the g-force”. If you have an extra-long dick you should go for positions where her legs are closed like “the landslide” or “the sideways samba”. Maybe you like to hold on to that big juicy ass, go for “the hinge”. Does she like you deep inside of her? Give her the whole package with “the star”. She’ll have cock up to her kidneys. I should teach a class on this shit. Changing the world one sexual position at a time. Lessons over for today shooters and dumpsters, now get out there and fuck like I just taught you!

(Look these positions up! or I could just explain them to you in full detail while whispering in your ear 😉 )

Super Hero Addicted Slut!

I love wearing my 3-D glasses when checking out hot, superhero porn!

Okay, I have to admit that there is a innocent part of me that fantasizes about superhero cock!  I get so fucking wet thinking of a hot, webbed creature that can cling to the walls, as  it eats my tight, wet pussy and it fucks the shit out of me and makes me its dirty, little human whore.  Of course this superhero has the biggest, hardest, strongest cock and fucks like a machine!  It twists my body like a pretzel (in all types of kinky positions).  Its cock stretches when I pull it and it gets stuck inside of me when it releases its cum (just like woman’s best friend)!

Swallowing super human sperm is so hot!  I feel like I have special powers when that magical cum is inside of me!  Superhero cum makes me super horny and I can fuck and suck for hours and hours-never stopping.  Superhero cocks have magical powers.  Let me tell you about this fantasy adventure:  I say a wish and my favorite superhero comes to life.  He never fucked a human before and I am his first.  Tasting human pussy for the first time, he eats me like he has been starving for ages.  His tongue is strong, but soft.  He sucks my clit one time and I explode down his throat.  The superhero cock tears through its pants and forces itself into my pussy and starts pulverizing it. I scream and cry, but it feels awesome!  My superhero’s sperm controls my holes and causes me to cum over and over again!  I become a slave to my superhero’s powerful cum and superhuman cock.

Horny Nurse Bambi Cums to the Rescue!

It is so important for a man to have an ‘on call’ nurse, to take care of his needs:  morning, noon, and night.  In my spare time, I have been studyin’  up on ways to provide that good ol’ sexual healing.  Sometimes, those balls get too full with cum and it starts to hurt, and when that happens, it is time for Bambi’s ball draining skills cum in  :).  I have to use my special instruments to apply the right amount of pressure to that full ball sack.  I take my tongue and outline those cum filled balls-licking, twirling it, and then pressing down.  This technique soothes all of that cum that is packed in that sore, ball sack.  Next, I add my next medical aid tool-my juicy lips.  This tool helps to provide the necessary suction action that helps to pull that cream out of those balls.  You see, it can be reeeeeal uncomfortable when there is too much cum stored in those balls, and that’s where cock-hungry, Nurse Bambi’s 1st aid, helps to provide that much needed release. 

The next medical tool that I use is my hands.  My  cock luvin’ hands work real hard on your dick shaft.  As a good nurse, I rub that shaft, squeeze it, and get it ready to carry that hot cum, once it is released.  I like using the hand/mouth medical combo.  It helps to work those balls and shaft at the same time and finally, providing medical relief, when those balls explode and that cum spays out.  Once that happens, Nurse Bambi knows that she has done a good job and rescued you with the best medical attention.  I love wearing my slutty nurse’s uniform, because when I do, I really feel like a good nurse!

Abduction Phone Sex With Cassandra

Abduction Phone SexAbduction Phone Sex with you has always been very exciting!  The accomplice role for me is very fun and exciting, but when you insist that we abduct as well – its extremely exciting for me.  I know that essentially we abduct all of our victims, but when we do abduction phone sex it is much more intense and the sexy sound of your moans as you get turned on by watching me is so fucking hot for me.  I almost can’t take the excitement listening to you make those wonderful noises of contentment and satisfaction.  I love nothing more than to please you with my actions, my mouth, my hands and my body. I will admit I was nervous the first time abduction phone sex came up, but I quickly learned that it is fun and exciting especially if your master is lining out exactly what you are to do during the abduction phone sex call.  I find myself getting very wet before we get started, but that makes for the hottest fuck in the end!

NEWSFLASH: Catwoman Is Back

There’s something about the sinister grace of cat burglar that can be matched by no other. If you’re wondering whether this can translate to fucking, you’d be correct. I’m naturally a supervillainess in bed, so it only makes sense that I’d want to peel off these street clothes. Sliding into a tight, black, latex leather suit is the sexiest, sleekest thing in in the realm of superheroes.

Especially when it involves a single hole.

You read that right. There’s a single hole in this catsuit, and it ain’t there by accident. No way. I want to be pounded in this slinky little sexsuit. It’s right above the ass, and I expect to be rammed into from every position possible. Do you like it from behind? Well, Catwoman’s got a job for you, and it’s really, really batty.

I’m going to slide down into the unsuspecting men’s homes in my neighborhood . . . and I’m going to terrorize those innocent civilians. But I’m not going to steal their dumb stuff. Oh no. I’m going to go right for the kill. I’m going to steal something precious. Catwoman is going to take their virginity. 

All those poor, pathetic, never-been-screwed brats are going to get fucked over by Catwoman. I’m going to slide down their chimneys just like a deranged, hot-as-hell Santa Claus. I’m going to tip-toe into their bedrooms while they’re sleeping at night. After whispering erotic, sexy things in their virginal ears, their cocks will be pulsing and hard. Then, when their dicks are firm and fuckable as rock, I’m going to position the hole in my catsuit right over their anal-fucking rods. And I’m going to bounce on them until they cream inside my tight little asshole. 

What? Did you think I’d want it in my vag? Catwoman is no pussy, you little fucking jerks offs. She likes it hard, and she likes it in the bum.

Date Night

Tranny Phone SexI know it may seem a little vain, but I like to measure my ten inch cock frequently, just to see if I have gained any length. I know my ten inch cock is more than enough to please anyone I choose to fuck, but in my opinion when it comes to my cock, the bigger the better!  I have a date with a new guy tonight, I met him last week at a Hotel I was staying at and we had a great conversation and I am looking forward to going out with him. I have planned out exactly how the evening will go.

First he will take me to a very upscale place for dinner, then we will move to a cocktail lounge that’s just down the street for a few drinks, after all he is in for the surprise of his life and I want to make sure he is in the mood for all my plans and everything I have to offer. After a few very strong drinks I will invite him back to my place and tell him I have a wonderful surprise awaiting him. I know he won’t be able to resist, after all what man can resist a beautiful woman inviting them to come home with her after a fabulous date?

Once we are at my house I will get us each another drink and will ask him to wait in the living room while I go slip into something a little more comfortable, I have chosen and laid out my frilly little white panties and bra and will put on my white lace up knee high boots. I will sit him in a chair so that when I make a grand entrance coming down the stairs he will be able to take it all in. At this point I expect his cock to be throbbing and bulging outta his pants. I will then ask him to join me upstairs. I will let him kiss me, fondle my breasts and I will suck his cock just until its ready to explode. Then I will flip him over and ram my ten in cock up his ass and stroke his penis with my hand until we both shoot our hot loads of cum. This plan works every time and I am really looking forward to our date tonight. I know it will lead to future dates, they always do!

Thunderstorms Scare Me Daddy!!!

Mommy’s been gone for a long time so it is just you and me Daddy.  I am a big Daddy’s girl and love to please my Daddy!  One night it was raining and thundering and lightening really bad!  I am terrified of thunderstorms and always run to my Daddy when we have them.  I was so scared I went running into your room and jumped on the bed with you crying, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy I’m scared!  What I didn’t know was what you were doing when I burst into your room.  Your hand is under the covers stroking your cock.  Daddy, what are you doing?  Well sweetie you know your Mommy has been gone for a while now and your Daddy has needs. What kind of needs Daddy?  Well, sweetie Daddy has sexual needs that need to be met.  Oh Daddy, can I help you with your needs?  Can I see what is under the covers? Sure sweetie, if you really want to help your Daddy.  So you pull the covers back exposing your very hard throbbing cock.  Oh Daddy, that is really big and hard.  What do I do with that Daddy?  Come here and Daddy will show you.  Wrap your hand around the middle of Daddy’s cock and lower your mouth right onto the head and start sucking and licking around it.  Daddy, there are some juices flowing out they taste good.  Am I doing a good job Daddy?  Yes, sweetie now why don’t you take your clothes off for Daddy because I am going to show you what Mommy and Daddy use to do.  You know I really NEED to please my Daddy, will you be my Daddy?  Don’t you need your little girl to help take care of your needs?

The Bitch Is Back

You just think you know what a bad ass bitch is. You just think you know how wet a pussy gets from being hard with no scruples. I live by my own rules, play my own game and thrive on fucking a bitch up for my own pleasure. If you’re a bad ass male and think you can handle a bad ass female, i would love to meet you for the challenge. And if you’re a weak ass male that likes to be dominated, I am up for that too, but what I like most is for you to join me in fucking up any one or anything in our path, showing no mercy. Do you have the balls for that? Can you handle the aftermath?  Total fucking carnage till we have had our fun and have cum until we can cum no more.

Poppers In The Afternoon

Submissive Phone SexMonday morning my husband’s boss showed up at my front door, he said he wanted to talk to me about a celebration he was putting on in honor of my husbands promotion.  He told me it was a surprise so I had to keep it to myself because no announcements had been made yet. I knew what this meant for me, so I took him to my bedroom and took off all my clothes.  I laid on the bed and asked him what he wanted me to do today.

He said he wanted me to do poppers with him all afternoon, so reluctantly I agreed. For those of you that may not know what poppers are they are a drug, which are sniffed, usually during homosexual sex by the bottom. It boosts blood pressure, relaxing the ass hole and making anal sex more comfortable, some people call them snappers. My husband’s boss uses poppers so much that I could fit both of my fist in his asshole! I really don’t care for them because it makes my ass burn and leaves me with a headache every time. I felt like I had no choice, almost blackmailed! But I did it, I wanted my husband to get the promotion because he deserves it. By the time I had to make dinner for my family my ass burned so much I could hardly sit! But we are planning the celebration for next week and my husband will get the promotion.

Poppers With A Side Of Cherries

This week was fun, but something scary happened to me again. I was playing in my backyard with my dog. Her name is Sparkles, and she’s my friend.

Why does everyone keep touching me in my private places? My Mommy and Daddy said to me “No. Don’t let boys touch you in your private places.” But what about girls? Sometimes I get so confused with all of these grown-up rules.

Just as I was pitching the little tennis ball that Sparkles and I use to play catch, I heard some rustling sounds over the fence. Rustle, rustle, rustle, the sounds went. I got curious, so I walked over to the bushes lining the gate . . . and BAM! Something hit me right in the face!

I don’t remember what happened next, but everything was all black and fuzzy. When I woke up, I was trapped in a warm, dark room with very soft sheets . . . and I wasn’t wearing any clothes! OH NO! I thought. Not again!

I tried to pull the blanket over myself. But someone walked in and revealed herself to me. That’s right, she revealed herself, right before my innocent, nudie little eyes!

I was shell-shocked. She looked just like a nice, trusting adult I would’ve run to if I’d ever needed a bandaid. Except that her big bobbies were showing, and that wasn’t nice at all.

“What have you done with Sparkles?” I huffed angrily, all weak-but-brave-damsel-in-distress like.

The woman cackled meanly. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha, she cackled, only not quite as nice sounding.

“I believe you’ll find yourself to be a little more pliable,” she announced, “once you get a whiff of this.”

I did not want a whiff of anything, really. But she was a bad girl villain, and bad girl villains don’t listen to what you want. Then she came over and stuck a bottle under my nose. I tried to turn away, but my head still kinda hurt. That’s my kryptonite, if you can keep a secret. When someone bashes my head open in my very own backyard.

The stuff in the bottle smelled really bad. My battling arms soon dropped uselessly to my sides. Then the mean lady laid me down on the floor and purred at me. I gulped as she recapped the bottle and set it down.

“How does that feel?” she asked seductively, trailing a long fingernail down my abdomen.

It felt great. All of a sudden my dizziness increased, but at the same time, a happy feeling overcame me. My dampening kitty felt really hollow, like it needed to be stuffed. The mean lady saw me wiggling to be touched and immediately laughed all evil-like again.

She stretched forward then and pulled out a canister from beneath the couch. It was full of little red circles marinading in red liquid. The looked like veiny eyeballs in blood.

“Cordial cherries,” the woman supplied at my horrified expression. “Poppers and cherries,” she laughed.

I didn’t understand the joke until she repeated it three more times, guffawing louder with each word. Finally she was leaning over me in a laughing fit, so I reached up and grabbed her booby to snap her out of it.

“Umm, excuse me,” I interrupted politely, “but aren’t you going to touch my privates?”