Category: Phone Sex

How Do You Like Your Dog?

 

“I know a weenie man,

He owns a weenie stand,

He sells most everything from hot dogs on down,

One day I’ll share his life,

I’ll be his weenie wife,

HOT DOG I LOVE MY WEENIE MAN!!!!”

 

 

It is National Hot Dog month! Such a versatile food that can be eaten and celebrated in so many ways! I bet between us we can come up with some fun and creative ways to enjoy our hot dogs. Tonight I am grilling some on the bar b que, I bought the cutest little gadgets to cook my dogs on the grill. Everyone gets such a kick out of them! Roasted weenies anyone?

Of course I love to take your hot dog and put it on a bun dressing it with all the fixings and slowly savoring every last inch! I love the way it makes you moan as you are teased to the point of no return waiting for what comes next. And the best part of the great American Dog is when I stuff it in me and you dig in for dinner. You love eating them out of my juicy pussy and driving me crazy in the process. Isn’t it fun to play with and celebrate the hot dog? I think so!

Poker Night Fun

hot phonesex vivI love poker night. We get together, get drunk, play cards and always end up fucking around. Most of the time it is a bunch of us girls and one or two guys but tonight is going to be different. I invited all guys and just one of my girl friends. I have been craving a good old fashioned gang bang for a while and it is about time I satisfy my craving. Everyone is arriving early, the guys are going to grill some steaks while my girl and I make a few sides and keep the drinks flowing. We have a plan to get them nice and drunk so that they want to fuck all night long. Six guys, two girls hell yes! That means we can each have three dicks at the same time at all times. I am wearing my tee shirt that says “Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear” And that is just what I plan on getting tonight. No condoms, no limits, and anything goes. Not only am I draining wallets tonight in the card game, but I am draining balls after the game! Nothing like poker night!

Voyeur Phone Sex

Sometimes late at night when I am getting undressed to get in the shower it always feels like someone is watching me. Voyeur phone sex is something that really turns me on. One night as I am getting undressed I feel as though someone is watching me I slowly take my clothes off so that they can see all of my beautiful curves. I love after I take a long hot shower I crawl into my bed. I slowly start feeling excited as I reach up and start pinching my nipples till they are poking at and all stiff. I slide my hand down to my sweet pussy and start rubbing my clit. I kick the sheets off of me so that my little peeping tom can see all between my beautiful long legs. If they are going to watch me then I want them to see all inside of my pretty pink whole as I slide my fingers in and out of my pussy till I cum in ecstasy as he watches me some where beyond my windows exploding with me.

Impregnation Phone Sex Fantasy

Impregnation phone sex fantasy with my Daddy. Daddy has been playing with me ever since I was just a sweet little girl. But, since I have gotten a  little older Daddy has been telling me how he can not wait to have a little girl with me so that me and him can have her to play with and so I can teach her all the naughty things he has taught me during our daddys girl phone sex fun. Daddy is so right it would be amazing to have a little girl and I could teach her how to suck dick just the way Daddy taught me how. I remember when I was coming home from elementary school with Daddy and he would always stop and get me some lollipops. I loved them. When we got home one day he told me that I do not need to have those any more I could could have my own. He said they even have any flavor that you want. Daddy had me sit on the couch and he pulled out his cock and took alot of little packets out of his pocket they were all little tubes of different flavors. He said I could pick any that I want. So, I grabbed the strawberry one and he rubbed it all over his dick and then told me to suck it and I did just that. It was so amazing I could not believe it. It tasted better than the lollipops from the store. I can not wait to teach mine and Daddy’s little girl the taste of Daddy’s lollipop during some incest phone sex.

Summer Love

As it heats up outside, our passion and desire for each other heats up, too.  I long for the day that you take me in your arms, kiss me deeply, and whisper sexy things in my ear.  Make me melt – inside and out.  Look into my eyes with so much fire that we get lost in each others’ souls for awhile.  I want you.  You want me.  We need each other.  We slowly undress each other, reveling at the sight of each revealed part.  Skin on skin, warm and soft, smooth and sexy.  You lay me down and take in all of me, in my full, naked glory.  My scent, my warmth, my soft sighs escaping from my sweet lips, and my ethereal essence lighting the way to my most private possession – I give it all to you.  You accept, and together we ride wave after wave of ecstasy, exploding together into millions of tiny drops of pleasure.  You and me.

Burning Evidence

Look at the bloody mess we made out of this dead bitch. You were right about how fun it would be to brutally ravage her cunt together as I got to burn her with red hot pokers. Hearing shrieking, just excited me to play with her more. Ha! It’s funny how just a few weeks ago we met on the internet and wrote to each other about the perfect plan to take that little neighbor girl for our own dark biding. Now that we have taken from her everything we wanted, it is time for her to go up in flames. She is barely breathing to realize that we just pored gasoline all over her ass. Now before we light her up, give me the letters and pictures that would connect us to this pathetic slut. All evidence will be burning together so we wont get caught. Next time, I think we should pick a younger one for our fun.

Beautiful Brown

Some men just love big girls.  Whether it’s a huge ass, wide hips, thunder thighs or enormous tits, some men just can’t resist the extra cushion that a BBW has to offer.  Ironically, most of these men are super-slim!  And, one of those super-slim, BBW-lovers is the head maintenance man at my apartment community.  We’ve been fucking at least once a week, since I moved into my new place, in December.  He loves my milk jugs and my long, chocolate legs.  He worships my pussy, and sometimes jokes about impregnating me, so we can have a light-brown, wavy-haired, green-eyed baby.  But, he did something totally new this week: he asked me to shit on him!  He’s eaten my pussy before, but has never even licked my ass, so his request was shocking to me.  To let me know he was serious, he started fingering my ass, and scooping out small brown bits to rub on his slumping cock.  The more shit he spread on his dong, the more it grew.  He said the smell of me was arousing!  Once he was fully erect, he shoved his fat cock up my shitty ass, and told me to push him out.  I did, and three brown bricks followed behind his cock, sliding effortlessly out of me.  He caught them in his hands and squished them all over my tits.  He titty-fucked me, using the pungent, brown mess, and then blasted me in the face with a hot load of cum.  Afterwards, we showered together, indulging in a quickie under the water.  When I asked him what made him want to play in my shit, he just shrugged his shoulders and smiled.  In his line of work, I guess sometimes he has to get dirty.

Little dick line up party

I have quite a few little dick sissy poos that have been begging me to have an event where I tell all of them where they can meet up and compare each others tiny dicky poos together. There will be pretty sissy poos in pretty panties to sissy poo married losers all there in one location. I will have a contest to see who has the tiniest winkie tinkie out of all of them. I am also inviting all of my friends and co-workers to come and help judge this contest. We will all examine and compare each and every single tiny pee pee we come across. So first they have to line up in a row and get completely naked. These sissys know better than to try to hide what little they don’t  have down there or they will be shamed and outed so bad that they would be forced to leave the party naked. We told them that they had to stand in a line and one by one line up their winkie to the sissy next to them. They all were forced to talk about some  embrassing facts about why they are so small down there until all of us girls had a good enough laugh to move on to the next tiny dick sissy loser. I just love how much all of these sissy poos put so much effort to amuse me. Yay for tiny winkie dinkie sissy poo losers!

Milky Shots!

I love choking and gagging on a thick, white cock…or, a long, white cock…or, even a skinny, white cock.  Any white cock, really, is great for choking!  Grab my hair, push my face all the way down on your cock, and just hold me there.  Or, pin me down and straddle my throat, fuck my face, and watch your cock glide in and out, past my fat, nigger lips.  You can ram that beautiful, alabaster stick in my slippery black-box, or up my tight stink-hole, but don’t cum yet!  I wanna suck all that hot cream out of you.  I need that cum shot!  Sometimes I like to feel you shoot your load all over my face, ass or tits.  Sometimes I prefer the feeling and taste of all that warm cock-juice, shooting off inside of my mouth, then splashing and sliding down my throat.  However you give it to me, just know that I’ll always want more.  Feel free to call some buddies over to abuse me, and turn me into your bukkake nigger bitch, I don’t care.

Just CUM FOR ME!!!

Home Invasion Phone Sex

It was late and I was in my room masturbating to some pretty fucking hot porn. I was just about to cum when I heard a noise in the living room. What a way to blow a fucking orgasm. I was home alone, no cars were in the drive way, all the lights were out. I thought maybe my brother came home early and I will be damned he interrupted my fuck fest, he would man up and finish me off! As I got closer to the living room something wasn’t right. He hadn’t turned on the light but I could see a small light scanning back and forth. I will be damned some mother fucker decided to break in the damned house. Well I am not the one to be fucked with. It’s late I am tired and fucking horny and I don’t like being disturbed. I went back to my room and got my gun out of the bed side table and went around to the kitchen. I would sneak up on this bastard and teach him a lesson. I don’t need any stinking cops! I waited for him to round the corner and put the barrel of my gun to the back of his head. I thought he would shit his pants. Ha fuck with me will you…NOT! I tied that fucker up, he stayed that way all night. I came so fucking hard being in control. I got what I wanted and my pussy was happy! He thought it would be a simple home invasion. Home invasion your ass mother fucker!