This old cougar loves her football. I love everything about the game. The smell of pigskin and the turf. The struggle to move the chains down the field ten yards at a time. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. Defense and offense, audibles and flea flickers. The running game, the passing game, rushing and sacking the quarter back like Mr Potato Head because the defensive line left him open like 7-11. Flags and challenges…
Thank God the season is upon us again! The first preseason game was last night and Dallas and Miami played a great game, only two points separated them as the clock ticked down and the final two minutes were incredible.
I love sitting with a guy and watching a game, we can neck and pet during commercials and fuck like rabbits during half time. But while the game is on it’s all about the fight for yardage and points.
We can root for the same team or be on opposite sides of the fence.
We can bet on each play, will they run it, will they pass it, will they kick the extra point or go for a three point conversion.
Just over 30 days till kick off for the regular season but preseason is just as much fun!
Now that I have gotten myself all worked up, I think I will go rub my football on my clit until it is swollen and ready and then fuck myself into a frenzy thinking about the season to come and who will play like men, and who will play like a bunch of sissies.
Category: Hot phonesex
Turf and Pigskin
Sissy Phone Sex with my Piggy
I’m spoiled rotten and I tend to get what I want…whatever I want. You treat me like a princess because the things I do to your cock make you question reality and boy do I love driving you wild, but sometimes your misery and humiliation is what makes my pussy ache. Your objections don’t matter, because I’m the boss, you’re pathetic and I know what’s best for you. You’re my good little sissy phone sex slave and do exactly as I say, don’t you? You’re such a greedy pussy piggy, so to complete your transformation you’ll need your very own corkscrew tail and ugly snout to properly root around in my pussy pen. I want to see you crawl around on all fours sniffing out truffles. Who knows where you’ll find them? Maybe in my sweet, dripping cunt? Perhaps you’ll find a real treasure in a stinky, yummy asshole… You’re my nasty piggy, roll around in the shit you suck from my ass so I can hear you squeal in delight.
Slumber Party Time
Omg! I had so much fun this weekend at Gracie‘s slumber party. I thought it was so cool how her daddy paid for her slumber party. She invited me and Sasha to stay for weekend to have the most girlie weekend ever! We got to stay up really late at night and have pillow fights with each other while jumping on the bed wearing only our t-shirts and pretty panties. We would spend hours doing each others hair while painting our nails. Gracie‘s daddy just loved watching us play fashion show in the living room while we modeled on who had the cutest panties they were wearing. Plus he loved joining us in the pool when we would splash around at each other. I wonder what kind of fun her daddy is going to do with us next!
Eat My Dirty Pussy
I went out partying tonight and came home very late after having my pussy and ass pounded for hours and with cum dripping out of every hole. When I walked in I was looking for my pathetic room mate, when I noticed the bathroom door was pushed too. So, I pushed it open and his worthless ass was laying in the tub stroking his cock. When I asked him what he was doing he acted like it was no big deal. But, he knew what time it was. I walked over and grabbed him by his hair raised my leg up and put it on the other side of the tub and pushed his face right into my dirty pussy. He started licking it, sliding his tongue in and out of my cum filled hole. As he was cleaning my pussy he was stroking his cock harder and harder till I pushed his face down some and told him he needed to clean my dirty ass hole. He pushed his tongue in and got all the cum from my ass. He then begged me to clean my holes more and that is when I grabbed his face and I told him to open wide and gave him a nice warm golden shower right in his mouth. He loved it soon as I did he came so hard all over his hard! Dirty little cum eaters.
Mystery Taste Test
Several of my mommy friends and I started a Mommy and Me Club last year. Periodically we get together for some family fun that includes the whole club, mommies and little ones all together.
So my best gal pal came up with our activity for this get together. We are having a Mystery Taste Test. All our little ones have been eating our pussies for some time now so they should know just what they taste and feel like.
The game will go like this. All the mommies are going to get together and take bubble baths while the little ones play. This way we have no perfume on and have all bathed in the same scented bubbles. Then we are bringing all the little ones in and blind folding them. They will lay down on the floor in the living room and we will take turns putting our pussies on their sweet little mouths. They have to then guess which of us they are eating. If they guess correctly they get to choose the next pussy on their face, if not it is our choice.
This game is going to be a win win for all of us. I can’t wait till everyone arrives and the fun begins!
Save Me
He had me cumming before he even touched me. We were enjoying a day on the water. Drinking and swimming on a friend’s boat when the girls and I noticed the white boat with the unmistakable red markings of the Coast Guard and it was headed in our direction. We took out the binoculars and took a peek. Fuck yes, there were several hot men in uniform on that boat. Our pussies all got hot and we started talking about what we would do with them and how we would do it when one of the girls issued a dare. Did any of us have the guts to “accidentally, on purpose” fall over board when the boat got close enough and act like you’re not able to swim? No one else was game but I was! Hell yes, fucking save my ass. Rescue me, give me mouth to mouth, pull me out of the water and run your big, strong hands all over my body. SAVE ME! I didn’t let any one know that I was going to go for it. Everyone else was obviously chicken, but the closer the boat got to us, the more excited I got thinking about it. My pussy was so ready and I was going to get more then rescued if I had anything to say about it. The closer that boat full of hunks in uniform got to us, the more I calculated in my head, waiting for just the right time. Finally they were close enough and I jumped up on the rail like I was going to sit on it, and missed my mark miserably, falling head over feet into the ocean as my friends screamed, getting the attention of my rescuers. I flailed and floundered. He sure was quick and as soon as I felt his arms around me I went limp and started cumming hard. He took me back to the boat and laid me on the deck. I was surrounded by men in uniform and I laid there helpless. I didn’t find out till they dropped me off at the dock that it was “US Coast Guard Day” Well fellas I sure thank you for your service, each and every one of you!
Best Fucking Friends!
Normally, I would never complain about spending an entire day with a thick hard cock in my mouth. The feeling of a dick fucking my face until it just explodes all over me is usually enough to make me one happy whore! However, yesterday my pussy was so juicy wet that I felt like if I didn’t get a big dick slamming into my tight little body soon I would go insane. My boyfriend came over and I went to work, rolling my tongue all around his cockhead and opening up my throat to make that fat cock disappear into my mouth. The problem was that my pussy was aching for a good dick to fill me up, but after just five minutes the fucker came in my mouth and tried to go to sleep! He tried to leave me there horny and wet – oh no! I kicked him to the curb and called up some friends for a sleepover. My girls came over and instantly went to satisfying my cravings. They started by burying their faces in between my legs, taking turns flicking their tongues against my swollen clit and sliding their tongues into my tight pussy hole. Then, they pulled out the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen. They rubbed it on my pussy, teasing me, until the finally pressed it deep inside of me and fucked my tight pink pussy until I came all over then. We spent the rest of the night having some more dirty, girl time – they made up for my loser ex boyfriend in the best ways possible. So, in honor of International Friendship Day, I’d like to say that I have the BEST fucking friends ever – and my satisfied pussy is all the proof I need.
Could I Be Your Favorite Pornstar?
Don’t you just love the smell of pornos?! I’m thinking I need a late night snack! Watching pornos make me want to show my skill on and off camera. I like to think I’m a great actress! All the industry stars I see sucking and fucking for millions of dollars everyday, I know I could do the same thing and love it! Watching porn gets my day going. I always have something sexy to think about when my mind finds idle time. Watching the asses of my idols get ate out and cunnies get rammed into by major cocks just revs me up. I can so do that. I have a pretty pussy. Wanna see? My pussy can withstand the invasion of the biggest dicks and squirt the longest distances with no effort. If I try really hard I can squirt my sexy love juice from the door step to the mailbox! Yep I’ve tried it. Don’t you think Id make a great porn star? Wouldn’t you like to watch me on your tv putting my superb dick sucking skills to use? The bulge in your pants tells me you do!
Cum Dump
I went to a party this weekend at a friends house. As me and her were walking upstairs we noticed there was a girl in a bedroom alone with about ten guys and they were touching her and trying to get her to fuck. The stupid bitch just was not giving it up. So, me and my slutty friend Honey walked right in and stripped down till we were naked and then laid down on the bed waiting for each and everyone of them have their ways with us. We are the kind of girls that will open our legs for any man as long they give us what we want and that is all their cum. We do not just want your dicks in all our holes we want them dripping with cum. We like when our hole are filled and stretched beyond belief. Call me now and make me your fucking little cum dump!