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Fuck Me!

Today is the last day to celebrate National Masturbation Month, so I thought I’d take the celebration outside for everyone to see!  I’m hoping that the show I put on at the adult-only beach today will bring more recognition, excitement and participation to next year’s celebration.  I’m such a little activist!

I found a really nice spot on the beach that was sort of secluded.  I wanted to draw a crowd, but I didn’t want to be disruptive.  I just needed to be seen!  I didn’t take any toys with me.  I wanted everything to be au natural – just me, my fingers, and my sweet and juicy strawberry patch!

At first, people just walked by and gawked.  Some people were unsure what to think of me.  But, everyone wanted to see more.  I began to notice the same people walking past multiple times.  Then, I had my first orgasm.  My screams of pleasure was a crowd magnet!

Who know so many people loved watching a woman in the throes of a self-induced climax?  Now that I had their attention, I spoke a bit about my cause, and invited others to join me in celebrating the last day.  Some people preferred to just watch, but there were a few who joined the masturbation mash-up. 

There were couples engaging in mutual masturbation, and some crowd members just masturbating to the sight of so many strangers pleasing themselves in public.  But, it’s safe to say that next year, National Masturbation Month will not go by unnoticed.  Mission accomplished!!

My Fantasy World

I am sitting here high as hell off some mushrooms my buddy had and my mind is starting to wonder as my pussy gets wetter with the fantasies I am conjuring. So I thought I would share just one.
I have always wanted to play an instrument but was to busy partying and fucking to take time and learn. But today, in my fantasy I can play.
Your laying in the bed of your new apartment and have just finished unpacking the last of your things. Each night as you have worked late into the night you hear music in the distance. Your dick gets hard as a rock and you hurry so you can shower and jerk it off to the music. But tonight as you try to sleep the sound is haunting you.
It is soft and full of sorrow, so blue…you think it is a cello but your not sure. You toss and turn the music is keeping you up, calling you, taunting you. You get up and put on your rob as you unlock the door and enter the hall. The sound leads you up the stairs. The higher you climb the closer it gets the sound is stirring your blood, your dick is getting harder as the sound gets closer.
Finally you reach the top of the stairs and open the door to the roof. There in front of you, under the moonlight is the silhouette of a woman, naked, her head thrown back, her legs wrapped around the cello as she pulls the bow across the strings creating the haunting music.
Your dick is hard as a fucking rock as you imagine her legs wrapped around your waist instead of the instrument.
You imagine driving that cock deep into her here, on the roof, in the cool night air. Fucking her until she can’t breath.
You are pumping your dick as you listen and watch and fantasize. Just as you are about to explode the music stops and in the night her head turns so slightly as she lifts a bottle of a green liquid. It almost seems to glow. She tilts her head back and begins to pour it into her open mouth spilling some down her cheek. Your body tenses and you cum hard imagining that it is your cum flowing into her mouth and down her cheek.
You stand there motionless, waiting for the sound of the music, so blue, so arousing. Your hoping she begins to play and hasn’t seen you.
As she wraps her legs around her instrument again and your dick fills with another hard on, you turn and go back to your apartment, where you will listen and jerk off again to the sound and the images in your head.

The best day ever

I went to eat at the heart attack café this week end. All those naughty nurses serving up all that great greasy food. mmmm fantastic. I just loved the girls costumes. Finally I just couldn’t stand it! I asked to talk to the manager and told him I had to have one of my own. He said no at first. But I followed him to his office and said I could wear the outfit better than any of his girls and I was willing to prove it. Just then there was a knock on the door and some little 18 year old vixen came strutting in. She was nice.. but please! I told her to take her dress off I wanted to try it on. She looked at her boss and he said go ahead and smiled. She stripped right out of her uniform for me! I came right out of my little dress and tried on her costume. Of course my DDD’s BARELY fit into her costume and both waitress and owner said DAMN! I knew I looked great. I said thank you to the cute waitress by kissing her on the mouth. Then running my fingers down her body and playing with her sweet little pussy. I pushed her back on the desk and slide my mouth right down on her little 18 year old pussy! I could hear the boss pull his cock and start stroking it. He was just watching as I ate her out. I didn’t know when he got up and came around behind me. But when he pushed my little skirt up and shoved his dick inside me I knew I had hit the jackpot! A sweet little pussy to devour and a big thick cock to ride, all at once! And what a treat they both came at once! The manager compted my dinner.The waitress let me keep the clothes and I got a fantastic fuck! The best day ever.

My Mom’s Sexy Cub

My mom is a cougar, always has been.  She was over 40 when she got pregnant with me…by a college student.  Now, at age 64, she’s involved with a man that’s 36.  I have uncles older than him!  But, supposedly they’re in love.  I think he’s only after her money!  You see, my mom hit the lotto BIG a few years back.

She has been really excited about me meeting him, so a few days ago I caught a flight to my mom’s.  Before I could even get settled, the asshole was all over me, when my mom wasn’t looking.  He said he was sick of her doting, old ass, and was happy to have some fresh, young pussy in the house.  I wanted to yell, “Muthafucka, dat’s my momma you talkin’ about!”  But, I had something better in mind…

My mom likes to sleep in on Saturdays, so I went to fix myself some breakfast early in the morning.  I knew her evil cub would be waiting to pounce on my ass, the first chance he got.  The previous night, while they were doing their bedroom business, I set up my remote-controlled camera.  He went for the bait, and fell right into my trap.  I really put up a fight, and made a good show for the camera.  But, I must admit, that dick was GOOD, and I give it to him like a champ, when he raped me on the breakfast table.

Later that night, I presented him with a copy of the footage and a proposition – disappear or face charges for rape!  I can handle my mom having a broken heart, but I refuse to let her have a broken bank account!

 

Grandpa Came To Visit!

Grandpa knows how much I love the way he eats my little pussy. He sucks on my clit and I starts cummin over and over again! He gets me all wet and I just have to hop on his big fat cock. He loves pinching my small titties while I bounce on his fun stick. Grandpa gets to grunting and panting like a doggy, so I know he likes my sweet little body on top of his!

My absolute favorite position is when I arch my back and put my little tushie all the way in the air! I get to be a dirty little girl for grandpa! I spread my cheeks and show him my pink ass hole! I know just what to do to get my daddy to squirt his load for me. I start begging him to fuck my little shit hole in my tiny little girl voice! Does that get him going! That big fat cock dives head first into my tight puckered hole and soon enough I feel that warm cum fill me up! 

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Ring my Bell!

Let Mommy teach you young boys something: the tip of the clitoris has as many nerve endings as the head of your cock.  You know how good it feels for me to suck just on your tip, while my hands massage and stroke the long, thick shaft of your cock, don’t you?  Well, imagine that feeling intensified by 30!  Makes you want to pass out, doesn’t it?  Well that’s what I feel when you touch or lick on my clit.

Such an overwhelming sensation of pleasure deserves homage.  So, I got my clit pierced!  My clit is fabulous to me, giving me all kinds of explosive orgasms, it only seemed right to decorate it.  It’s my appreciation.  Isn’t my clit and its ring beautiful?  It always catches men’s eyes when I strip on stage, and is like a magnet to my customers’ wallets!  As if it’s possible, it actually helps intensify my pleasure even more, when I’m stimulated.  Want to see just how hot I can get?  Call me baby, and let me teach your young ass a thing or few about great pussy!

IM Layla Now!

I love when guys call and have some hot phonesex with me but I always get a little wetter when my text session guys im me for some cyber fun. I put on my vibrating panties, turn it on full speed and tell my big daddy all the things I want him to do to my delicious pussy. What really gets me going is the fact that most guys can’t get away from their wives at the moment and I get to tease and provoke them with their silly little wives in the same room. Just the thought of him getting hard and she could notice at any minute makes me so fucking horny.

I love to roleplay about his long tongue in my pussy while she’s in the shower or in the next room watching tv.

There’s so many things we could talk about and I’m only one click away.

We can have a nasty little text session and talk about all the naughty things to do while your wife is away.

IM me and set up a text session with me now.

Girl Time

 

My neighbor Mindy came over for a dip in the hot tub and a little “girl time”. I love Girl time! We sipped on wine and talked about all the naughty things we have done lately. And all the young boys we have seduced lately. By the time we finished the bottle of wine we were both feeling so hot and nasty. We had to lose the bikinis I have always loved Mindy’s tits. So perfect and when I suck on them they just pucker right up for me! She also has the sweetest voice when she moans. Like honey flowing. I just love to make her moan. After I started sucking on those beautiful tits of hers she slid her hand down and started fingering my pussy. Her long fingers fit PERFECT in my pussy. She made me cum twice before I even got my fingers in her tight pussy. As soon as I made her squirt all over my fingers…we both knew we needed to move inside. So we climbed naked out of the hot tub… and ran inside. Giggling and laughing as we dropped to the living room floor. Her face buried in my pussy.. My face buried in hers. We stayed like that for hours. What a fantastic night!

A Good Lube Job

 

It’s oil change time!  I know you must be wondering why is a female excited about a simple service – or any service, for that matter – that needs to be done to her car.  Well, that’s because my auto mechanic has a wonderfully mammoth cock!  I get free lube jobs, as long as I give him a great lube job!

His hot rod gets so fucking stiff when I drop to my knees, and lube him with my mouth.  Just sucking on that giant cock makes my pussy so wet, I just have to take a ride!  I get on top, and my ass hits the switches on him – he loves the hydraulics in my hips.  He checks my shocks and struts by bouncing me hard and says my suspension is in amazing shape!  He loves that I can take a deep pounding without breaking down.

I put it in reverse, accelerate, lube his chassis with my squirting oil, and get his piston pumping fast in my pussy, until we crash!

 

Cum Everywhere!

May is a very special month.  Yes, there’s Mother’s Day and Memorial Day, but what makes this month so special for us is something else…  May is National Masturbation Month!  To celebrate, I vow to think of you and touch myself at least twice…every day!  That means I will make myself cum, no matter where I am – at work, in a restaurant, at the mall… anywhere!

I’ll have to make a special trip to our favorite toy store, to stock up on playthings for the times when I’m at home alone.  But, when I’m out and about, I promise to imagine you are with me, touching me, kissing me, whispering in my ear.  I’ll reach inside my panties and massage my sweet spot until I’m nice and silky.  Then, I’ll imagine my fingers are your wonderful love-muscle, and I’ll stroke my sugar walls until they clench my fingers in orgasm.  I won’t care who is watching my pretty face twitch and my body convulse when I climax.  This is something I promise to do just for you.

Hopefully, you’ll join me in celebrating this month, and pump out some warm man-juice at the mere thought of me masturbating for you.  Give me a call, so we can cum together.