When a dick shoots your eye from a big pizza pie, that’s amore….
When my friends invited me out to eat at the pizza parlor I knew something was up when I saw the sign that said closed on the door.
The joint is owned by the Uncle of one of my buddies. A horny old fucker that is always trying to get me to give him a piece of ass.
They got me inside and sat me at a booth handing me a drink right away. Despite me asking over and over again what was going on, all they did was laugh and joke.
After a couple of drinks I confessed that I hadn’t eaten dinner because we were coming here and I knew I would be eating the best fucking pizza pie in town. I needed to get something in my stomach because the drinks were going to my head fast!
My friend went in the kitchen to check on the progress of dinner before coming out and letting me know that my pie was on it’s way.
True to their word a pie arrived with the added bonus of her uncle’s big fat dick sticking out of the middle.
Now this is how you eat a pizza pie!
Come to find out one of them heard that it was National Pie Month and decided to put his own twist on that for some hot and kinky fun, just like I like it, cum slut style!
I have the best friends ever! Pull up a chair and have a piece of my pie!
Category: Exhibitionist Phone Sex
That’s Amore
Strong and Silent
It was one of the hottest things I have ever done.I can’t believe he let me do it. I have been there many times while he was working. He gets me in free and I can spend the entire day wondering around and enjoying the sites. This time however they were closed and he let me get up close and personal while he took pictures. There was something very hot about being photographed naked with all the creatures of the zoo. But the one beast that really turned me on was the mighty elephant. Standing next to this majestic beast, naked and vulnerable, touching his large tusk and sensing the quiet strength of him was really fucking hot. When we got done taking pictures and I got home I couldn’t help but think of how that one moment made me feel. I found an old worn piece of leather that reminded me of the feel of his skin and began to rub it over my tits making my nipples rise. As my pussy got wetter I began fingering myself. Harder and faster until my hand was soaked with cum. Licking it off I knew I would call him and set up another after hours photo shoot.
Happy Ground Hog Day: Let My Cock Cast a Shadow on Your Face!
I have a Groundhog Day ritual I have been practicing for a few years now. I hate winter. I have too hot of a body to cover up. Don’t you agree? I’m from Pennsylvania, so every year I travel to Punxsutawney for the festivities. I get a hotel overlooking where Phil makes his appearance. The day before official Ground Hog Day, I pick up a guy in the hotel to fuck. I make sure he stays the night with me. I love fucking on balconies in the morning as the sun is rising. Makes it really hot if there is an audience, and the morning of Ground Hog Day, there always is!
You see, if my ten inch cock casts a shadow on the face of the dude I am about to skull fuck, I know Phil will not see his shadow, which means a shorter winter. My cock is big and thick, and should cast a shadow at sunrise over any guy’s face. My cock casts the shadow instead of Phil. It was working until today! I had a young stud on the balcony this morning sucking my huge cock. The sun was shining even though it was freezing out. Now I’ve been cold before, but never had shrinkage. I don’t ever get turtle syndrome. My stud was sucking the hell out of my rod too, but no matter how I positioned myself, no cock shadow this year.
I knew what that meant. Six more weeks of winter. Sure enough Phil saw his shadow since I did not and cinched what I already knew. I gave up on trying to keep winter at bay, and took my stud into my hotel room to fuck in the warmth. We got a steamy shower going, and I fucked his tight ass against the shower wall. Gave him a big load of cum. If I am going to have to hide my hot ass for six more weeks, I am going to spend winter in bed, fucking. No better way to stay warm than with a hard cock in your ass or mouth. Body heat is the best kind of heat around.
Join me in staying warm for the next six weeks. I’ll give you all the hot loads of warm cum you can handle! Let my massive hard on cast a shadow on your face. Happy Ground Hog Day!
Our Day Of Celebration
All last week while the girls were in school, they would come home and talk about what they were learning in school about Martin Luther King and his movement. We have never lived a life where color made people different, so the girls couldn’t really understand a lot of what they were learning and would come home wanting to talk about what they were hearing. On Friday when they came home all they could talk about was a way to celebrate today and not just make it a day off of school. By Saturday evening they had decided that they wanted to go to a celebration down town. There would be street venders and exhibits on Mr King and his life.
They decided that they wanted to ride the bus like another person they heard of, Rosa Parks, and they wanted to sit in the back. We got up early this morning and headed out to the festival, sitting in the back of the bus chatting all the way. We got there and had a great time but by the time lunch rolled around the girls wanted to go home and have a family play date.
I am always delighted when they initiate kinky incest time. As we were walking to the bus they saw an adult sex shop and begged to go look around since we had time before the bus would come. They found a set of dildos that were red, yellow, black and green. Bouncing up and down they informed me that these were the colors of the flag of “Mr. King’s oppressed people” and could we get them to play with today as a way of continuing to celebrate his day, our way.They looked so cute I couldn’t resist.
We grabbed our purchase and headed for the bus taking our seats in the back. The next thing I know Maria is taking out one of the toys and teasing Anna’s pussy through her panties right there in public! Anna was giggling and squirming around in her seat, enjoying every minute of it. I was watching while my pussy got wetter by the minute.What if we got caught? But this was so hot I couldn’t stop them! I took a couple of pictures on my cell phone and by the time we got to our stop I couldn’t wait to get them home so we could do just what they wanted….celebrate!
Glenda’s Big Tit Photos Lead to an Escort Job
I know I have big tits. They have been bringing me all sorts of attention and privileges since I was a school girl with DDs. But the other day was the first time, someone, well a complete stranger, paid me to pose for some big tit photos. He offered me $500 cash to just snap a few pictures of my big natural boobies with his camera phone. Apparently he is a breast man. I thought it kind of sexy that a random stranger would pay me money to show him my tits.
I gave him a little striptease show right there at the park! I felt like such an exhibitionist. I was enjoying posing for him, playing with my boobs as he snapped pics. When he was done, he gave me his business card. Turns out he is owns an escort service. I never really thought that a chubby girl like me could be an escort. I figured all escorts look like porn stars. He told me he was building his fuller figured selection of girls. Apparently many guys request chubby cuties and he doesn’t have enough to meet the demand.
I know what an escort does. I never thought of myself as the type to fuck for money, but he said I could easily make a couple grand a day, maybe more, plus get wined and dined at the best places. Not going to lie, my pussy got wet just thinking about being a full figured escort.
How much would you pay for an evening with me? I have no taboos, love to fuck and I can take big cock in any of my holes!
She Found Him In The Attic
We often get together and laugh at what a little dick her husband has. She always said she wouldn’t cheat so when she needs a good fuck we get together and I fuck her with a big fat 9 inch strap on. but when she found him there the attic, all alone, dressed in a pretty pink baby doll dress with plastic panties and a bonnet, rubbing his pitiful excuse for a cock, she couldn’t believe her eyes. Taking in the scene she saw that he was surrounded by girls clothes, wigs, makeup and nail polish. He admitted that he loved cross dressing and that he often took her sex toys and shoved them up his ass, pretending it was a sweet pussy just like hers. She said he cried when she began to yell out him, furious that she had been faithful despite his little cock when all the time he was a sissy. I felt so bad listening to her and then something snapped and a look came over her face that sent a chill down my spine. She asked if I would help her. If I would be her accomplice and teach him a lesson. She wanted me to invite the biggest dick I knew over to my house, she would bring her husband and the fun would begin. She would make him dress in that pink dress with the plastic panties and bonnet and make him watch me get fucked while she stood next to him and humiliated him. She would show him what a real man, with a real dick does. And then he would put my strap on around my waist so that he could watch me fuck her like I have for months. She wanted him to know who had been keeping her pussy happy all this time. I have to admit I loved fucking her in front of him, stuffing her pussy full of my strap on and making her cum over and over again making her scream and claw my back. Something I knew he could never do for her. From here on out his name is no longer Bret, he will forever be known as Priscilla.
Tease and Denial Phone Sex with Brooklyn
Earlier this week, I was stranded in traffic for over an hour. A bad accident had me at a standstill. Luckily for me, there was a handsome stranger in the SUV next to me. I decided to tease him. Started with flashing my boobs. He was shifting around and giving me gestures to suggest he wanted to see more of me. Before long, I was naked, with my legs spread and toying with my pussy to drive him wild. I was hoping he would show me his cock. He was teasing me as much as I was teasing him. Traffic started moving, but I wanted to see his damn cock. I wrote my number on my hand and held it up for him.
He texted me within minutes. Gave me his condo address. I drove there instead of going home. I had a wet pussy and I wanted fucked. He was so tall; I knew his cock would be big. When we got inside his apartment, we went right into his bedroom. I gave him a show on his bed. I couldn’t take it any longer. I begged him to fuck me. When he unzipped his pants I saw a hard cock, but a pathetically average one at that. I couldn’t fuck him. He saw the look on my face. He asked me what was wrong. I explained that for his height I was just expecting more. He was maybe 5 inches hard. Like many men I have sadly encountered, he thought 5 inches was more than enough to make me feel good.
I had to put him in his place. I denied that cock. No way was 5 inches enough for me. I pulled out my dildo that is always in my purse and made him watch as I fucked myself with it. My dildo was 9 inches and coke bottle thick. He kept trying to stroke his dick. I told him if he was a good boy I would take care of him, but ladies cum first. Of course I was lying. I don’t waste my time with inadequate equipment. I made my cunt cum hard watching him squirm. I made him suck my dildo clean. His cock was hard, his balls blue. I told him to lay on the bed, I just had to freshen up.
I imagine he realized what has going on when he heard the door shut. I left him alone, frustrated, with cum filled balls. Not my problem. If you don’t have the minimum 8 inches of thick meat I need, I will tease and deny you too.
A Night To Remember
Don’t you ever take a minute and wonder what I fantasize about? So many of my caller’s lust after me but none never ask what I like. Well I want to let you in on a special secret on what I fantasize about. There is this one hunk I
lust for ever night. A certain task force Captain from the hot TV show Chicago PD. I wish I could be right with him through his every move. I’d wear the sluttiest naughty outfit. I would just lay myself across his desk sticking whatever is handy inside of me. When he would come in I’d lay back and masturbate to his presence. I would guide his hand to my clit and have him rub it till I came. I want him to desire my dripping wet pussy and take me out and throw me on his police car and fuck me like a convict. Yeah baby slap those cuffs on me. Fuck me with that night stick. I bet all the men who pass by would get hard watching him treat me like a slut right there in the open. I’d be his own personal badge bunny. Doesn’t that make you horny? I bet it does.
Toilet Slave Phone Sex with Phoenix
My toilet tramp girlfriend is such a dirty girl she can’t even get clean without being dirty! I was over getting prepped for the club with her and her boyfriend the other night. Well, for starters she comes to the door stark naked with a tootsie pop she was lasciviously sucking and licking on. She had her hair up in pony tails and was in the middle of sucking her boyfriend off with the tootsie pop making a good prop for insertion.
I grabbed that tootsie roll and started popping it in and out of her cunt a few times before sucking on it then passing it back to her. As her boyfriend was cumming on her she begged me to piss on her. As I showered her with my liquid gold she had her mouth below me open wide for a drink. Lapping at my cunt she was such a slut wanting to watch her boyfriend fuck me.
When we finished our sticky wet fuck fest all three of us were in the shower together when she begged for us both to piss on her some more. She is so fucking dirty, and she was horny as hell. We got out and she was dying to fist my cunt and make me cum. I so love the way she pleases me.
Slippery When Wet
Sometimes I just like to fuck in the rain. I love the storm brewing all around me like the storm that brews inside me. Getting soaked to the skin while the thunder booms like the blood pumping in my ears and the lightening lights up the sky. Letting the storm build with me until I squirt cum all over the cock inside me and beg for the next big dick to take me in the pouring rain! They are lined up on the porch watching me crawl towards them and begging them for more. I need animal, primal fucking like the bitch in heat that I am. I can see their hard dicks, some still in their pants, some in their hands and some in the mouths of my sisters. Each one will be inside me before the storm is over and each one will be covered in my pussy juice and the cum of the one that came before him. Being slippery when wet is about so much more then squirting thick milky cum for that huge cock that throbs inside of me. It is more then crawling in the rain like an animal. Cum find out what primitive lust is all about.














