Category: Exhibitionist Phone Sex

The Perfect Date

 

The Perfect Date

You are so tall; I would have to climb up on a step ladder to look you in the eye.  But the place you belong to look up at me is on your knees.  You ask me what the perfect date is.  It starts with you making reservations at my favorite restaurant and surprising me with a bottle of expensive wine. As we are sipping wine and enjoying a pricey meal on your dime, you slip your shoe off and start to rub your foot all over my sopping wet pussy under the table. I occasionally adjust myself to accommodate your toes and gentle massaging, I lean back and stare at you while sipping a glass of wine and edge me into a constant state arousal.  We chit chat and talk. You stop foot fucking me as we start dessert.  Towards the end, you give me one of many pieces of jewelry to show your appreciation of the hot piece of ass that lets you fuck her.  It’s a bracelet, tasteful but with large enough diamonds for it to be noticed from across the room.  This is the goal, being seen with a woman like me that is quickly noticed from across the room by everyone.  I know your cock is hard, and more than anything you want to sink yourself all that way up my ass.  But you still haven’t earned it.  It’s still early and you have so much more pleasing to do for me yet.

We skip the movie; I tell you it sounded boring and stifle a yawn.  Instead you take me to this scenic spot in the park where we can see a foggy view of the city next to the river and bridge.  You go down on me there, in full view for anyone to watch if they happen to be crossing the east side of the bridge.  We attract a couple of on lookers, I’m certain I see one holding their phone and recording my back arching and thighs locked on either side of your head.  Nothing would please me more than if a cop came by and ticketed us (which you would pay for, of course). Watching you give them your information while your mouth is glistening with my pussy juices would be the high light of my evening.

Finally we stumble into my apartment after we make a few stops at a couple hipster pubs on the way.  We are both nice and tipsy.  We play our favorite game; you get on your knees and beg me to let you fuck me.  I act disinterested, play on my phone while lying naked on the couch.  I rub my nipples and stomach as you plead with me.  I order you to rub your cock for me, show me how hard you can get.  I force you to bring yourself to the point of cumming, and then scream at you to stop! When I finally just want your cock inside of me I spread my legs with a smile and purr at what a good boy you are.  You spill your load inside of me and it drips out and leaks all over my labia. I hold your heaving body for a bit and stroke your hair, telling you what a good boy you are. 

Fat is Where It’s At: Glenda’s Big Butt Carwash

Have you heard the news?  Guys like big butts and all you fellas can’t deny….. In fact guys like big butts, big tits and big girls. So much so, we now have a new site celebrating big beautiful hotties:  BBW Phone Freaks. I have known fat is where it’s at all my life. I have always been a fuller figured girl. In fact, I capitalize on my curves. My friends and I recently held a Big Butt Car Wash for charity. I have lots of curvalicious friends.

It’s still warm where I live and we wanted to raise money for homeless pets so we put on our bikinis, soaped up our big beautiful bodies and went to work. Skinny bitches were all wishing they were hot like us. Cars were pulling over left and right. In fact, I had to call up some of my BBW Phone Freak hotties to come down and help. So many men love big butts and big tits.

Now originally, the plan was just to wash cars the old fashioned way, while displaying our ample attributes. But guys literally wanted a big butt car wash. So we soaped up our big round assess, hopped up on the hood of some cars like we were in a Whitesnake video, and washed cars with our hot asses. We twerked while we worked. Guys were jacking their cocks to us as our asses acted like big squeegees. So, we had to clean the inside windows of a few cars too. I used my tongue as a sponge.

Other cars started pulling over immediately to get some big butt action. My ass washed jeeps, BMWs, and old beater cars. Guys from all walks of life were paying top dollar to have their cars washed by curvy chicks. Many offered extra money for a private twerk session on their cock, a titty fuck, even blowjobs. None of us had issue with putting forth a little extra effort in the name of charity. I love cum on my titties. I love cum anywhere. And as a sexy BBW, there is more of me to cum on!

We made over 5 grand for homeless puppies. That is the most we have ever raised doing one of our charity car washes.  That’s a testament to the power of big beautiful women. If you understand beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, check out my other voluptuous vixens on our new site, BBW Phone Sex Freaks.

We All Thought He Was A Sissy

He has never made a secret about the fact that he loves to wear girls panties. He will tell you without batting an eye that the way they feel excites him. He will tell you that just the feel of the material rubbing against his cock when he walks that he can’t control the hard on he gets. He will tell you that the way they fit is so much more comfortable then mens underwear, no matter the style, including boxers. In fact if you let him, he will go on and on about the pros and cons of it all.
So we always just thought he was a sissy. None of us would ever think about fucking him, In fact it was a common joke amongst the girls that he must have a little cock to fit in a pair of chicks underwear.
We got drunk last week and I lost a bet and the pay off is sleeping with our local panty wearing sissy.
I wanted to get this shit over with so last night was the night I bit the bullet.
You know that saying never judge a book by it’s cover? Man is that true. When he took off his pants and had on those sheer red bikinis and they outlined his hard dick, I think my chin hit the floor.
I heard the gang gasp from their hiding place and by the smirk on his face, he did too.
He grabbed me like Tarzan and crushed my body to him, kissing me so hard that he took my breath away and my cunt was wet before the kiss ended.
Breathless from the kiss and the feel of that thick and long, hard cock in his panties up against my belly.
I started to undress and he yanked my arms behind me holding them in one hand like a vice and ripping my clothes off with the other before shoving me on the bed and snatching my legs open, burying his face.
A girl had to have taught him this, because he was licking me like a woman would, hitting all the right spots and all the right places.
Just as I was about to explode, he stood up, looking down into my eyes. Grabbing his panties he ripped them off and that dick sprang to life for the first time.
Hovering over me and positioning himself above me his mouth came down on me hard again.
I could taste my pussy on his lips and tongue and then he slammed into me hard. biting my lips as I let out a scream of pleasure.
He held himself in me deep before he finished us both off.
He only fucked me for 15 minutes tops before we both exploded, but it was the hottest fuck I have ever had.
He may be a panty wearing man and we may label that a sissy, but in bed he is a fucking beast!

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

Teasing and Pampering

Every girl loves to be pampered. I am no exception to that rule. Spoiling myself is a treat I not only deserve but demand.
There is nothing better then going to the saloon and getting a mani/pedi. Being pampered every few weeks is a day I so look forward to.
My dick is always stiff when I know it is mani/pedi day because I use this day for a little erotic fun as well as being spoiled.
Getting ready to head out I choose what I will wear carefully. It must be sexy. It must show a great deal of cleavage. And it must be a very short skirt with either no panties or panties that clearly out line my big man cock.
I never go to the same saloon twice, unless the nail tech is a male that seems pleased with the treat I provide.
I always request a male tech. They do the mani first and I make sure to flirt openly and shamelessly. Always leaning over and showing off my beautiful tits. Making sure to capture his full attention and erection.
When it comes time for the pedi I sit demurely in the chair anticipating the perfect timing to spread my legs and reveal my surprise.
I love the reactions I get. It doesn’t matter if it is shock, surprise, admiration, curiosity or desire. Each reaction arouses me and I always go home and pump my hard cock thinking about it.
Mani/pedi day is my favorite day of all!

A Real Rager

Fucking hell yeah Mother Fucker! That had to be the party of the year and I was the center of attention with upwards of fifty cocks unloading on and in me. The Rave was a real fucking rager in this shit college town and I bet I am more popular than ever now!

The Mollies I took had me fucking FLYING and man that shit makes me just completely let LOOSE! There is no holding back on my cock obsession and love for cum when I got the molly, booze and cock everywhere. I vaguely recall standing over one guys face and just pissing on him. He was a champ at cleaning the golden nectar off my lips also. The night wasn’t made until I got my pussy double stuffed, my ass filled with a fat cock and both hands stroking cock as I took turns on each head licking all around them until I got a mouth and face coated in cum.

You won’t leave me wanting more cock now will you? I have a strap on also and can host your deepest pleasures at the end of my dick. So don’t you fucking DARE be shy.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Midnight Chunky Dunk

So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now,  although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.

When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack.  I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some  bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!

Prostitution Phone Sex with Sheila: Alley Whore

I was in downtown LA, East Compton to be exact. Not the best part of town, but my car broke down and I had no cell reception. I started to hoof it and see if I could find a payphone, if they even existed any more. I was pretty scantily clad as I was on my way to meet my step sons for some good old fashioned afternoon delight. Out of nowhere comes some guy around a corner and pushes me to the ground stealing my purse. I’m in the middle of a bad neighborhood with no identity, no phone, no keys, no money. I was starting to panic a bit. No cops in sight. How was I going to get out of the hood. The old fashioned way that was how.

I started flashing cars as they passed by. Thinking I could get someone to pull over for a fuck up against the alley wall. I had a bit of trouble at first. Flashing my big boobs seemed to just  get honks and yells. WTF? I am a fine big ass bootylicious MILF in the hood. Certainly someone had some money for a quick fuck or tug and gurgle. Finally this young guy in an El Camino yelled, “How much?” I walked up to his car and said $75 bucks for a 15 minute fuck in the alley. I was all prepared to Blue Light Special myself as I was desperate and $50 would get me a cab, but he agreed.  He parked the car and we ducked into the alley.

I love fucking, but honestly I have never taken money to fuck nor I have fucked in an alley with dumpsters around me and the stench of garbage. But, I lucked out. There was an old couch by one of the dumpsters. Probably disgusting and disease ridden but beggars can’t be choosers. It was better than fucking against a graffiti riddled alley wall with broken glass under my feet. I told my John he had to be on the bottom. I would ride him hard reverse cowgirl, but my ass was not touching that couch. I just thought about seeing my step sons soon and fucked the hell out of that guy. Even let him cum inside me. I was such a filthy whore prostituting myself in an alley in broad daylight. Kind of turned me on being that desperate, that depraved. Had me wondering if I could have a good side career as an alley whore. Something sexy about being an upper class gal fucking in a dirty alley for $75.

My John paid me, and even tipped me and when I explained my situation he offered to take me home and call AAA for me. So, he paid me for sex, fucked me in an alley and was a complete gentleman? My first day as a professional whore was going pretty darn well. I think I may have found my calling. There is something hot and taboo about being paid to fuck.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Highway Fuck

Yesterday I joined my girlfriend in a local green project to clean up part of the highway. Her office has part of the highway named after them, and in exchange they keep it  clean from trash. I am green friendly. I am also big cock friendly and my girlfriend has a really hot co-worker who is reportedly well hung. I put on some cute jean shorts to show off my legs and went to work cleaning the parkway. We took a lunch break and I managed to get Rob alone. He was eager to fuck me when I showed my interest. I spread my legs and fucked myself with my Mt Dew bottle right there in the middle of the highway. Pretty clear message. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me.  I have a hot body meant to be seen.

When he pulled out his cock it was just as huge as rumored. I just needed to feel a big throbbing cock in my cunt. Plus it is pretty exciting when you add the risk of possibly being caught. He got right down in the grass with me as cars sped by us and fucked me good.  Heard of rug burns? Well I had grass burns. I got on all fours in the grass and he mounted me from behind. A few car drivers saw us and honked. It didn’t last long, but my cunt still felt great. Plus, he gave me a huge creamy load too. My pussy got a bit dirty! What the hell, all worth it for a nice piece of meat.  We put our clothes back on and joined our group. I think folks knew we had fucked. I had leaves in my hair, grass stains on my knees, and that smile I always have when I get a monster cock. I really don’t care if people know. If I was modest about my love for big dick, I wouldn’t get laid along the highway. I’m an exhibitionist  at heart. I like people seeing me get a huge cock. Would you like to watch?

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Fuck My Ass

My stepsons and I travel quite a bit on my hubby’s dime. We are very fond of weekend getaways. We went to Nashville for a few days this week to check out the music scene. I danced on the bar at Coyote Ugly’s, got sung to by a hot young cowboy and had a wild time flaunting my hot ass all over town. In fact, my step sons encouraged me to show my ass to random strangers and let them grope me and do whatever they wanted to my hot ass. You see I have a nice round plump ass that drives a lot of men crazy.  Anytime we were out, I wore a really short skirt with no panties. I would bend over in front of men and see their reaction. Nine times out of ten a hard cock was the reaction.

The hottest reaction was from this old country guy in a store we went in to get a cowboy hat and boots for me. I saw him looking at my body and I approached him. Asked him if he wanted to see the finest ass in Nashville. Of course he did. He started groping it. The guy was like in his 70s but I felt obligated to give the old geezer a good time. I could see the outline of his cock in his pants and it was surprisingly big. And, obviously it worked! He slid a finger in my ass and started finger fucking my asshole as I stroked his big country cock. I told him I could handle a lot more than one finger. His eyes got big and he didn’t waste any time bending me over a shelf and sticking his big cock in my ass. He gave me a few good thrusts in the ass then he exploded.  It was quick, but hot. I let an old dude with a big country cock fuck my ass in a boot store lol.

This is the newest thing my step sons and I have when we travel. We are gonna see how many random men we can get to fuck my hot ass. Bet you’d love to fuck my ass.