Tonight I just wanted to unwind drink a little and definitely get away from my family for a while. So I decided to turn up at the club doing me when this guy comes up to me as if he knows me smelling of hard liquor he said : Bitch where my money! I was confused because I know he wasnt talking to me like that but when he just stared at me I rolled my eyes and giving him the get lost hand gesture. This man actually tried to reach out and hit me with his drunk obviously broke dirty ass. I side stepped him easily throwing my vodka on the rocks in his face when security came up to throw the loser out. Funny it looks like tonight the bouncer was going to get the blowjob of a life time from me haha.
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Oh jeez..
So the most embarrassing thing happened to me today! Oh my gosh I was just bending over to tie my shoe when all I heard was a loud RIP. I felt a cold breeze on my ass when my jeans ripped this guy placed his cold hands on my ass to hide the tear in my pants and my flushed face turned even redder. I asked him how bad it was and he assured me my cheek was nearly all the way out. Ugh oh my gosh super embarrassing well that is the price i pay for having such a fat ass. He was super friendly too but I suppose that was because he got to feel up my ass with out getting slapped up haha.
Yes!
Trapped in a cabin with my best friend Mike with nothing to do and no where to go and barely enough fire wood to last out this snow storm. We needed more heat and the sun was sinking pretty fast behind the mountain and last bit of warmth from those few rays went with it. The only thing I could think of is that we needed to get closer together to keep warm. I suggested we take off our clothes pressing our bodies close together to create warmth and he suggested a step further that I just let him fuck me. It was a great idea we definitely didnt freeze in the cabin with all that ass pounding and squirting. Haha good times.
Sexy caroling
I love telling my adult phone chat callers what a bad girl I have been! Tonight, I had gone caroling with a youth group I volunteer with. It’s a great way to scope out hot sexy teen sluts! Who doesn’t like watching a teen whore in soft leggings, with big tits bouncing along in a sweater? Especially when those nips are cold and hard enough they could key a car! We went from house to house, and my cunny kept getting warmer and warmer. I was afraid that, in the sub-zero temperatures, my crotch would literally start steaming! I couldn’t keep images of finger fucking a young bald pussy between a set of those long, lean legs! I was getting so fucking horny thinking about it!
I noticed this one sexy piece of ass was checking me out, too. So between stops, I offered to take her back to the church van to warm up with some of our hot chocolate we pack with us. As soon as I closed the van door I was pulling her leggings down from behind and burying my face in her cute, round, tight little ass! I spread her over the seats and sucked on her clitty with my fist in her cunt until she squirted all over my face, her love juices from her wet bald pussy were dripping from my chin. Her mouth was fantastic, too! We fucked around for nearly and hour, working each other into massive orgasms, before anyone noticed we were gone!
Romantic Phone Sex and Christmas Dreams
I’ve been having a hard time with the Holiday season this year. The Holidays are meant to be spent with your loved ones. All I want for Christmas is to have a man that I can please in every way possible. I had such a vivid dream last night. I dreamt that I heard something in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, could it be Santa? Much to my pleasure it was something better. The man of my dreams waiting for me on the couch. I had my favorite pink lace lingerie on, flowing and see-through just for you. I want to be your Christmas present baby. I want you to come unwrap me. Rip it off quick or take it nice and slow, whatever you want. After you get me naked I want to get on my hands and knees and kneel down in front of you while you sit in the recliner and give you the best Christmas blowjob you have ever had. Arching my back as I suck that big hard cock of yours so you get the perfect view of my tight little ass. If you want it, all you have to do is take it baby. I’m the gift that keeps on giving!
Mommy Phone Sex Christmas Party
Mommy phone sex is what every boy wants for Christmas, right? I decided to help some young boys get their wish this year by having a holiday party for some mothers I know with young boys at home. Mothers I know who are not a dirty mom like me. My sons bring home school friends all the time so I know who is a mother fucker and who is not! After I got all the mommies liquored up, I brought out the candy dishes of cocaine out. It is much easier to talk to women about incest when they are high on coke. It puts them in an uninhibited state so they can act on their true desires. My own mother taught me that little trick. Every mother wants to fuck her son; she just may need a woman like me to help her realize her dark desires. Once everyone at the party was high, I showed some special home movies. There were a few gasps once the women realized that I was fucking my two young sons, but the shock turned to arousal quickly. My boys came out to show them how hot it is to fuck a young boy for any woman in her 30s or 40s. I demonstrated mother son fucking, then my little mother fuckers lent their boy cocks to the cause of making more boys mother fuckers. Once a woman understands how good a young lad can make her pussy feel, she is running home to molest her own boys. My boys are happy to help other mothers come to the realization that they should be getting boy dick daily. Does your mother need some encouragement too? This phone sex mommy is always willing to help you figure out how to be a mother fucker too. Christmas is all about spreading good will.
13 days of Slutmas! Randi
On the whatever day day of Slutmas. Santa brought to me a very sexy and slutty Randi! She is such a trashy whore and I honestly wasn’t sure if my pussy could take another slut so quickly but her magic tongue and fingers were all I needed. She licked and finger fucked my pussy while I sucked cum out of hers. I’m not sure if Santa took her for a ride too but the cum tasted so sweet mixed with her pussy and I just couldn’t help but suck her pussy clean. Before I put her on her knees put on my big, black, horse cock from bad dragon and tease her with the flat flared head. Making her gasp and wiggle not really knowing what to expect but cumming around my cock as the head rubbed and stroked along every nerve inside her pussy. I giggle to myself as I refuse to go easy on her, fucking harder and making her take every inch of this 18 inch cock until she’s screaming her orgasms.
Tranny Phone Sex: Give Yourself My Pleasant Present This Christmas
Tranny phone sex gives you a pleasant present for Christmas! With me an extremely pleasant present since I have a 10 inch sexy tranny cock! I’m a dominant tranny if you are not 100% man. Little Rico found out the hard way just how dominant I am when you come at me with a little dick. He was a naughty elf, so I spent a good hour spanking his ass. Not sure why he thought he could fuck me with a 4 inch dick? I am a hot bitch with or without a 10 inch cock. I have known Rico for awhile now. Always thought of him as a friend; definitely not fucking material. He wanted to come over last night to give me a Christmas gift. Once I saw the mistletoe dangling from his pathetic dick, I demanded a return. He looked so dejected. He knows I am a cock size queen. I don’t care if we BFF’s or if you are a millionaire, you need a real cock to hook up with me. Well, you need a real dick at least to fuck me! Rico begged and pleaded to fuck my ass. So pathetic. Real men don’t have to beg to fuck you. You spread your legs or your ass when a real man is present. When a pretend man like Rico is around, you bend him over your lap and spank him for insulting you with his shrimp dick. You do more than that when he whines like a baby and says “ouch.” If my pretty little hand hurts a bare bottom, imagine what my 10 inch cock can do? I bent Rico over the chair and fucked his tight ass by the Christmas tree. Then he really began to whine. I told him, “You don’t fuck me with that tiny dick. No one fucks me with a loser dick.” He really thought I would give him the gift of my ass for Christmas. Only really men get that gift.
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He crawls into the bed with me. He starts to finger my wet cunt. It becomes more wet from the sensation of his fingers probing inside of me. I begin to moan. He then spreads open my legs wider and sits in between them. He takes his big throbbing hard cock and slides it into my bald pussy. Oh, It feels so good to have him deep inside of me. My pussy squirts hot juices all over his big shaft. He continues to pound that sloppy wet cunt. He fucks so well!! I’m moaning and screaming and panting as hard as can be. “OH, FUCK YES” He keeps ramming that cock into me. He then pulls out and grabs my tits. He takes his cock and shoves it in and out of my cleavage. MMM. It feels nice. I love to get titty fucked it makes me feel like a nasty little slut. My big luscious titties do the job well. He shoots a big load of his hot semen on my tits and face. I open my mouth to taste his white cream. I love a man to cum on my face and inside of my mouth. He tasted so delicious!



















