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Rockin’ with Carla…

Tranny Phone SexI just really enjoy going rock climbing, and better than that I love fucking on a ledge on the side of a cliff. Just think about it… You really have to trust the person your doing the climb with, and it gets me so excited and my adrenalin shoots way up there and then I get so fucking horny I can barely wait to find a ledge to stop and rest. By resting I mean to get licked, sucked and fucked. What makes it even better is when we end up with a crowd watching us because they always get so excited that they start cheering us on. It’s just so fucking hot that the rush is really hard to explain to someone who has never experienced it. But I love telling anyone and everyone all about my experiences if their interested in hearing about them. My cock is getting hard just blogging about it so you can enjoy the experience too.

I just recently went with a new friend and he got so hot when we got to the ledge and I said lets take a break he couldn’t get his clothes off fast enough and while I was just finishing undressing myself I took him by the hair and shoved my rock hard ten inch cock in his mouth before he new what hit him. I fucked his little face so good and he managed to swallow every drop of the huge load of cum I shot down his throat. By then we had a crowd so my friend turned around and I shoved my still hard cock to the brim in his ass. As I fucked him I jacked him off so he came at the same time I shot my hot wad in his ass, and the crowd was just going wild by this time! There is so much more to this story to tell but I have a dinner date so for the rest of the story read my future blogs, or shoot me an email, instant message or shit, just call and I’ll make your cock explode with cum too just telling you the rest of the fucking story!

2 Girl Phone Sex With Macey and Her Sister

I walked into the bathroom already naked when my older sister was still in the shower. “Macey could you hand me my razor” she called out. I handed her the blade and saw she had some shave cream on her pussy. “Shaving I see? “ I asked, “Yeah.” she answered as a naughty smile appeared on her face, “Unless you want to for me.” I didn’t say a word but stepped in and got on my knees and started gliding the razor up her sexy pussy. I cleaned the left side until it was smooth as silk and then began to do the right side in the same motion.  My sister moaned softly as I glided the blade up her right side leaving a thin strip of hair at the top. “How is it?’ I asked “Mmmmm perfect.”, she moaned. I then touched her pussy with my fingers and teased her clit until she was going crazy with lust. I slipped a finger inside and fucked her with it until she came in my hand as I sipped up her cum. “My turn Macey.”, my sister said with excitement. She took the shower massage down and set it to pulse and placed it next to my pussy while she sucked my tits and slipped her finger into my rose bud to work it. This sent me flying as I felt three of my sex parts being stimulated with sensations of lust and wanting racing through me from head to toe. I moaned loudly as my sister stuck her tongue in my mouth and kissed me deep as I came with such a rush I melted into her arms. After, she held me for a while, as she slid her finger out of my back door and sucked on it as waves of ecstasy washed over me. She returned the shower head to its hook and we kissed as she said “You’re the best sexy sister any sister could ask for.”

I Love Anal!

I have been itching to get fucked in the ass! Today when my daddy came over to play I told him that. He said not to worry that he would be happy to assist me. Today I was wearing a short little skirt and nothing underneath. I went and bent over my daddy’s knee and told him that I had been bad. I needed a spanking. My daddy did not say a word. I just all of the sudden felt the sting of his hand slap down across my bottom. I love to feel daddy’s hand on my backside. He kept spanking me and at the same time used his other hand to slip a finger in my already wet hole. He spanked me and fucked me with his finger for a few and then slipped his finger out of my pussy and into my ass. He then began to move his finger in and out of my asshole. It felt so good. He kept spanking me while he was doing it too. Then without warning he snatched me up and fucked me in my ass! He pounded his cock in and out of my tight asshole. I had a great time with my daddy that day. I love a good ass fuck every now and again!

My Man From Miami

He loves to lick and suck my ass. The dirtier it is the better. He loves the taste of my filthy ass. He loves to let me stick my big toe deep in his ass and then he sucks it clean. He loves it when I use my pretty well manicured feet to jerk his hard cock until it comes all over my feet. Then he makes the young whore he brought to me lick all his cum off my feet. I am his mistress and he does exactly what I say when it comes to the other girls. One day he wants me to come see him so can get me pregnant and then he suck my tits dry, sucking the milk out of them. He wants to cum all over my swollen tits and have our little whore lick and suck his cum mixed with my milk. I can’t wait to hear his voice and have him tell me how much he adores me and my nice round ass. I call him Big Daddy and he makes me so happy!

My Conquest

When I am bored I need to find fun and interesting things to do. I usually end up playing a game with myself. I make up the rules and I am the one running the show. This time I have decided that I am going to go out and find some fucking dude and just fuck his brains out. I want to find the biggest nerd I can. A geek that I know is likely a virgin, that has never even seen tits and ass except for in pictures and the porn flicks he jerks off to. I want to give him a taste of some real pussy. some freaky, kinky, sleazy fucking that he will never forget. the kind of fucking that will make his dick hard every night when he is all alone and thinking about his one and only piece of ass. The kind of fucking that will make all other pussy in the future seem like nothing but a step above a vegetable. Yeah I want to ruin this poor fucker for life. I will know him when I see him and God help him he has no chance against me!

Teach Me A Lesson!

Drag me in your office by my hair and tell me just how much of a little slut I am. Make me submit to you in the most disgusting ways. I want to please you. My pussy is throbbing at the thought of being all kinds of nasty for you. I know I have been bad and I must be punished. Don’t you agree? So tell me what my punishment should be. Do you want to tie me down and force your big rock hard cock down my throat? Watch me squirm and try to get loose. I know my round plump ass will turn you on when you spank me with your flogger. You will be more than head master. You will be my master. Leave the head to me. Just tell me what you want master. I will happily serve you in any way. Tell me all the nasty things you want to do to my juicy love cave. Please invade all of my holes. I love when you fuck me in the ass while you have a hand full of my long blonde locks. I’m your little whore and you know just how to handle me.  Set up a hot torturous phonesex session master, lets make this happen!

So Good

It’s a May Day! The weather is perfect! My cock is so hard! Time to see how much of this big black cock you can take! I want you on your knees in front me. I want to feed this big hard dick deep inside your throat! I am going to throat fuck you before I stretch your boy pussy wide open! I am going to teach you how to be my little faggot toy. And you are going to LOVE every bit of it. When I let you undress this sexy body. When I slide up against you. I want to feel you tight against my body when I push into you. I am going to fuck you like you have never been fucked before. You will be my cum whore tonight. And I am going to make you love every single moment of it. You will never be able to get my big black cock out of your thoughts. And you will never be able to get it so good!

Cum play catch with me!

When I am jacking off my big cock, I feel like there should always be a cum hungry mouth wide open to receive my loads. Think about it, I am a very sexy she-male that desires to only cum in someone’s mouth and there are tons of men in this world that fantasize about swallowing cum loads from a woman like me. So that is why I am fortunate to have tons of men that approach me everywhere I go that get down on their knees and beg to take it in the face for my cum filled cock. Like the other day, I went to lunch with a another tranny friend of mine and our waiter had the hots for the two of us. Unfortunately, she had to go back to work and after lunch I took that waiter home with me. Of course he had no idea what me and my friend really were but that is were it got interesting at my place. I ordered him to lay down on the bed and close his eyes and have his mouth open. Let’s just say he was speechless with my package thrusting in and out of his mouth. Now he comes over here every day for his afternoon cum snack!

Fuck my Butt

Lately I have been on a dating spree of several guys. While I have been going on these dates, I have come to realize something about other chicks in this town. Which is that they won’t give it up in the butt. I think it is terrible how women are so stuck up that they can’t give a guy some good piece of ass … literally. So I am going to make it count, starting with my tight asshole. Every time I go out on a hot date or hook up with a guy from a bar, I am going to tease him with my sexy, round  butt by grinding on his cock or even place his hands all over it so that way he knows he can have a piece of ass right here. Then when our night is coming to an end, I will have him end coming deep inside of my back door. (wink) After all I think that all of my holes should be filled with cum including my asshole. So baby, I got one question for you … when are we going out on a date? (smile)