REALLY???

I think I finally topped myself this year. I have gotten drunk and woke up in some pretty strange places and some pretty strange circumstances but this one tops them all.

We partied like we always do on New Years Eve. I don’t remember when I stopped remembering what we were doing. At whatever point that was, I must have enjoyed myself because here I sit.

I can tell by the smell I am at the old folks home. I am in the physical therapy room I think. laying on the cold tile floor, naked and alone and surrounded by photographs from the wee hours of the morning.

I don’t really care about getting dressed right away. I can hear all the activity out side the physical therapy room. I would rather wait until lunch time to try and sneak out of here with out being questioned.

So here I sit naked and examining the photographs trying to figure out who the hell I was here with last night and piece together what happened. There are pictures of my huge tits, nipples hard and sticking out as if they had just been sucked. In a couple of the pictures I am tied up and being spanked, my wet bald pussy glistening with cum. And in one picture  his huge cock is visible, the tip of it dripping and the biggest cum shot I have ever seen is covering my ass.

As hard as I am trying I can’t for the life of me remember anything. The pictures aren’t helping.

Spontaneous young pussy

So the time has come for all those New Year’s resolutions. Why don’t we get together and explore what we can do to make this year better.  I want to start off by shaving my sweet young  pussy.  Nothing brings in the New Year right, then having a perfectly shaved pussy.  young bald pussy

Step right up, I want you to get down to your knees and spread those sweet smooth lips apart.  I want your tongue exploring my holes. I know with it being bare your tongue just glides around probing my sweet clit. I’m going to wrap my legs around your neck and lock your face right there till I am exhausted.   Don’t worry my love slave your get your chance to eat me raw and fill me up with that hot cum.  I’d take all you can give, even you fucking me rough.  I want so much to climax over and over again. When you’re all done I happily skip home and slide right into my brother’s bed.  I want him to taste how good you made me cum, and let him have his turn at making me a cum slut.  You heard right oops did I not mention my resolution is to be a perfect little whore.  I want to see how many loads of different guys cum I can get all in me this year. It’s all going to start off with a perfect shaved twat. So let’s celebrate the New Year’s right and step in line to get your shot.

Happy New Year!

 

 

Roleplay Phone Sex with Glenda: Let Me Be Your Fantasy Girl

Do you like roleplay phone sex? I love it! There is no role play I won’t do on the phone or in real life. I have this fuck buddy who is obsessed with naughty nurses. His mother was a nurse and they had a weird relationship. Not incestuous; that would have been hot. It was more abusive. She gave him enemas and  prostate exams. Teased him all the time, but never really fucked, sucked or even jacked off the poor guy. So, I help him explore his naughty nurse fantasies and give him a little mommy role play too; giving him some nurturing he missed as a wee one.

I have a sexy little outfit I wear for him. I start by giving him a basic exam to check his heart, lungs, pulse, ears, nose, eyes and throat. I then inform him he needs a prostate exam for a full physical. He bends over, I slide a lubed finger up his ass and find that little pea shaped thing that makes him squirt. He cums so hard when I massage it. He gets all embarrassed and I suddenly become very nurturing and mommy like. Hold him, tell him it’s normal for boys to make a mess during a prostate exam. I even let him suckle from my breast.

Of course that gets him hard all over again and we fuck. He has a really nice cock that fits my plump pussy perfectly. I’d pretend to be a corpse if it meant I could fuck him. I don’t care if he has mommy issues, he fucks me good so I will role play anything with him. I have learned how to give a prostate exam and enema thanks to his mommy issues! Whatever role play you may have, from the vanilla to the extreme, I would love to help you fulfill it. I want to be your fantasy girl.

Let Me Give You a Hot Ass Sex Experience in 2015

Happy 2015 bi curious sluts, fags, cross dressers, sissies, panty boys, fellow shemales, strap on whores, queen queers, and back door lovers. I hope you all get all the cock you want in 2015. Look at me? I am all woman with the exception of a nice 10 inch cock. A cock that loves horny boys like you. My goal for this new year is to get even more cock, and pop even more back door pussies. The majority of the men I fuck are utterly clueless of the heat I am packing in my pretty panties. I love surprising straight men.  I know it is risky not giving full disclosure before we get naked, but part of the turn on for me is seeing their reaction. Knowing that a married man would not only cheat on his wife with me, but let me fuck his ass for the first time gets my cock erect. You may tell yourself that you would never let a guy fuck you, but then you have never met a guy quite like me, have you? I’m actually all woman, well except for that pleasant present between my legs.

I think your new year’s resolution needs to be to relax your mind, and try something new. How do you know you wouldn’t like my cock up your tight ass until you try it? Guys want to fuck women in the ass all the time. Men tell their ladies to just relax and try it for they might be pleasantly surprised. Same is true in the reverse. Trust me, every man whose anal cherry I have taken, has come back for more. You will too.

Let a sexy shemale give you your first hot ass sex experience. I am the best of both worlds. Say goodbye to inhibitions, and hello to heightened sexual pleasure in 2015.

Happy New year 2015!!

I want to thank you for making 2014 such a fantastic year for me!! I’ve had some of the best times with you – your voice and twisted mind have kept my pussy wet and my attention captured. I love your lust for variety and how many dirty things you do to my body. And.. the dirty things you let me do to yours! From the parties, to the public places, and just being my little buddy, we took 2014 to a whole new level.

I wish you all the success and amazing sex you can possibly handle in 2015 – and I hope you fuck and suck my body all year long once again. I want to see your hard cock more often and I need to feel you grabbing my ass and worshipping my body like you always do. I have new outfits to wear thanks to your generous gifts and you know those gifts cards will go to good use buying some high heels and lingerie.

I promise to keep my pussy wet, and my tummy hungry for that hot cum of yours. I have new friends we can play with and use any way your sick mind wants to. Take my body and let me even deeper inside that head of yours – I am your sex slave just as much as you are mine. 2015 can be our year to push all your limits and teach each other what a whole new level of perverted phone sex can bring. Welcome to 2015, baby, and know your girl is waiting right here for that monster cock of yours.

Worship My Ass!!

I do love me a man who knows the value of a GOOD ass!! They always tend to be more aggressive and more in tune with what really matters in life! I’d always catch the guy at the local deli staring at me as I walked away and he never tried to hide the fact that he was staring at me and wanting me laid out on the cold cuts. Of course I would always flirt with him when he took my order, calling him sweets and baby, making sure I was batting my eyes and poking my ass out as I walked away. I never went inside there without something tight on and my legs were always out. 

I guess he must have gotten fed up with all my teasing because today he finally came from behind the counter and gave my ass a tight squeeze while he followed me out the door to my car. When we got to my door he told me that I’d opened up a box that I wouldn’t be able to close. My pussy immediately got wet and began dripping down my thigh, I was hoping it didn’t get far because I’d expose myself through my tiny skirt. I told him that I couldn’t wait to see what was inside this secret box of treasures and that he could stop by whenever his shift was done. It just so happened to be time for his lunch break, so he hoped in my car and we were off to my place. 

He had his hands up my skirt before we could even get into my apartment, my inner thighs were slippery with the cum that was escaping my pussy. When we got inside he bent me over my couch and dug his face into my pussy from behind. I could feel his fingers begin to slip inside my tight little asshole, matching the strokes of his tongue he was pushing his fingers in and out making me cum even harder all over his chin getting my nut wrapped in his beard. He pulled back and immediately rammed my pussy with his cock just enough to get it wet. When his cock was dripping with my cum he pulled out and spread my ass apart with his huge, thick and hard cock. I was pushing my ass further and further onto his big cock and my pussy couldn’t stop dripping all over his balls. He was pounding my asshole hard right before he pulled out and I felt his warm nut squirting all over my fat ass!

Young Cunt In Training

I could tell by the way he kept looking over at my daughter that I wasn’t what he was really interested in. My daughter looked just like me except she was a little more plump and everything on her was a little bit tighter than what I had. Her ass sat a little higher, it was fat and juicy and jiggled every time she moved. She had the most perfect tits that I’ve ever set eyes on, they naturally met right in the center of her chest and they had a perfect perky teardrop shape to them. His eyes kept moving between me and my baby girls tits. She hadn’t even noticed him raping her with his eyes because she was so stuck on that damn new iphone I had just got her for her birthday. I asked him is he wanted to fuck my daughter’s tits and he almost choked on his drink! He looked like a dear in headlights as he tried to backpedal out of his “mistake”… I assured him it was fine because we run into guys like him all the time!
After talking to him for a little more and getting him more comfortable with us, he finally agreed to coming home with me and my baby. We just knew he wouldn’t last long, his cock was already fighting to get out of his pants. When we arrived home we welcomed him inside with a nice stiff glass of Hendricks Gin on the rocks to match his stiff cock. While he enjoyed his drink we got ourselves ready to take empty him dry. When we got back to the living room he had his pants down and was stroking his hard cock with his eyes closed. My daughter walked up to him and took his cock in her mouth and I sat my pussy on his face. I taught her that it was always best to bring the element of surprise with your pussy and she had caught on quite quickly. I fed him my wet bald pussy and squirted all in his mouth while my daughter worked on getting him to trickle nut down her throat. She was bouncing her head up and down and using her hands to stroke the base of his cock. I could feel him getting ready to explode for us so i took his fingers and bounced my pussy on them as if they were his rock hard cock while rubbing my clit hard on his tongue. He couldn’t manage to hold back any longer and he grabbed my daughters head and shot hard and deep down her throat damn near drowning her in cum. 

Happy New Year with Cock Control from Brooklyn

I want to wish all the fuckalicious callers out there, a Happy New Year. I declare 2015 the year of cock control.  Regardless if you have a cock or a clit stick, all men need to learn that the only one that should control their dick, is a woman. I mean we are superior. We are gorgeous.  We do deserve pleasure before you. All the foxy freaks here at Fuckalicious deserve orgasms before you.  If you are a worthless sissy fairy fag with a bean for a dick, then you don’t deserve to cum at all. In cases of pin dick losers, I control your cock completely. I may put it in panties; I may put it in a cage; I may slap some diapers on it; I will definitely laugh at it; I may even trample on it with some pretty high heels;  and I will certainly deny it. So, if you have less than the 8 inches I required to allow into my perfect pussy, I will definitely control what you do with your sad excuse for a manhood.

Now, cock control applies to you well endowed boys too. I find that many of you big dick men think that size is all that it takes to please a woman. You stick it in, rabbit fuck us for a few minutes and shoot your load. Now, a few minutes of heaven may be all fine and dandy for some women, but not any woman worth keeping. Not any goddess like me. That is where my cock control comes in to play. You need to learn how to properly use your instrument for MY pleasure. Cock control may include guided masturbation instruction or tease and denial games, even a little edge play to help you learn some self control; learn how to last. It could include a little sensual domination or pussy worshiping to make sure you put my orgasms above your own. I don’t care if you have 2 inches or 12 inches, if you do not know a woman cums first, you are not a man.

Cock control is needed by many men. You are hedonistic creatures that often can’t put your dick down long enough to think about how to make a woman cum.

Cookies and Cream

Gilf phone sexCookies and Cream time. I love having a house full of guests and baking home made cookies. I love to bake! I was EXPECTING a house full this week end. BUT due to some bad storms my family couldn’t cum over! And I was pulling 4 dozen cookies out of the oven when I found out! I hate being wasteful, so I called over Matt from down the street. He is just a young stud of man. And I know for a FACT he loves to eat my cookies! I told him what happened and he rushed right over! He showed up in the TINIEST little shorts I have EVER seen on a man. It left NOTHING to the imagination. He was a little embarrassed and said he was doing laundry! And when he caught me looking at the bulge in his pants… he got so hard so fast! He POPPED right out of his pants! How could I pass that up???? mmmm I just reached out and grabbed that dick. He got so wet instantly! I had suck that cock like it was melting away! I was just getting in the grove when Matt Picked me up and slammed me right down on that cock of his! He fucked me so hard! And so fucking good! And he gave me what I really needed! A creamy cum filled pussy! Mmmmm Of course I shared my cookies with him!

New Year’s Eve Fun with Cock, Cum and Virgin Cunt

Most folks are out partying for New Year’s Eve, but I am at home with my BFF’s teen daughter. And of course some cock. You see my friend wants her daughter to be a breeding whore. More specifically, a black breeding whore. Now, Alex is a virgin. A tiny little thing too. Poor babe has never even sucked a cock before. I thought about inviting my big black posse over, but with a tight teen virgin, I might scare her away from black cock if she pops her cherry to a 13 inch tree trunk thick cock. So, I thought a nice fat 8 inch cock was perfect for her extra tight cunnie.

We started earlier with cocksucking lessons. I showed her how to give an awesome blowjob. I was right there beside her giving her the hands on approach to cocksucking. Our model test subject was in heaven. A sexy MILF and a hot virgin teen worshiping his cock and balls. He is having the best New Year’s Eve ever. I showed Alex how to slowly work the shaft completely in her mouth, showed her how to swallow balls, and taught her all about the taint and massage the prostate to make a guy completely drain his balls. I was so proud when he shot a huge load of cum down her throat. It was so hot watching his cock pop off down her throat.  Her first load of jizz!  A very festive explosion for the end of the year. Her second load would be in her virgin cunt, but we are waiting till midnight for that celebration.

In the mean time, I am eating her young bald pussy. I want to see if virgin cunt taste different than well fucked pussy. So after she gets her cherry popped in a few hours, I am going to lick up her sweet cherry pie. For me, I am ringing in the new year with three of my favorite things: cock, cum and cunt. And instead of popping champagne, I am helping to pop virgin pussy. Before long, Alex is going to be a big black cock loving whore like me.