What are your fetish phone sex needs? I am a kinky slut. Honestly, nothing shocks me any more Actually, that is not true. Nothing shocked me anymore until I met this guy at the club last night with an odd fetish. He likes farting women. Not sure I understand why that is a turn on, but the guy was rich. So, me and a few other sexy strippers indulged his ultimate fetish fantasy. When he told me what he wanted me to do for $5,000 I questioned him. Surely, he said fuck him not fart on him, right? Nope. He said fart. Short man. Not much of a dick, but plenty of money. He said he would give every stripper who could handle his phone sex fetish the same amount of money. I told him to hold my beer, and I would be right back. Me and some of the girls were laughing uncontrollably at this dude. One of the girls said, “How do we fart on command?” Another stripper reminded us that there was a Taco Bell nearby. The bouncer made a quick trip for us to get bean burritos. About 30 mins later we were all $5,000 richer and very gassy. We put him in the center of us. Went bent over with our asses facing him. We got a big case of the giggles as we farted on this rich loser. Side by side in a farting daisy circle, LOL. We were laughing hysterically. Like, how could we not laugh? This guy was off the charts for any loser who has walked into the club. He was trying to catch our farts. Apparently, he got this fetish from some reality star who sold her farts in a jar for $1,000. One of the girls got on her cell and googled it. It was not urban legend. I am not one to judge fantasies and kinks. I know men have all kinds and I like to explore them. But this was the first time I farted on a guy. Hey, I may do it again. $5,000 is $5,000. It gave me a new understanding of hot ass sex, LOL.
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No Body Shaming This Sexy BBW Phone Sex Gal
Do you like bbw phone sex sluts? I am a sexy BBW. I am not that big. In the eyes of many men, I am the perfect size. Not too big and not too small. Just right. Most men do not try to body shame me. Every now and then, however, I meet a tool with a small mind who calls me fat or asks me to oink like a pig. Sorry guys. I am no one’s pig. I do not oink like a pig or bark like a dog so some loser can feel better about himself. I am not that girl. I am confident and sexy. I love to take care of men, but only men who can appreciate me. Travis was not the kind of man I would ever fuck. I met him at the club, and he started doing the back handed compliment shit. Does not work for me. He was like you have a pretty face of a big girl. Like I should be a dog faced woman because I have a few extra pounds. Nope. Not on my watch. He was frustrated that I was not buying into his sorry ass attempts to flatter me. I told him I was no desperate chick. I can have just about any man I want. I never go home alone unless I want to be alone. Last night, I left the club with a different man than Travis. He was clearly agitated. Sure, maybe Billy was not as handsome. Maybe not as hung either, but I did not care. He was nice. And nice guys win with me. This sexy BBW does not do bad boys or misogynistic men. You want this sexy BBW and her wet bald pussy, be nice to me. Sweet talk me. Never try to body shame a sexy BBW like me. It will never go your way. Never. Nope. I am a strong sexy woman who will never lower her standards to slum with a tool.
Fag Hag
He wasn’t used to having a wet pussy grind on his leg. What started out as an innocent dinner between two friends, quickly became a hot sexual session. I had met John while working out and admired his form as he lifted weights. I should say I admired that thick bulge in the front of his workout shorts just as much. I had been on a dry spell and I desperately needed to be fucked hard and deep. My husband was away on a business trip, so I decided to make dinner and seduce my new friend. When he bucked away and told me I had gotten the wrong Idea, I knew he was gay. I was up for the challenge though. I said well, you like your dick sucked right? I know it might be a female’s mouth, but I fuck women when I am needing a good fuck too. All it took was one touch of my lips to have his cock get hard and him to be fucking my mouth like I was a queer. Right before he came, I stopped and asked him to fuck my ass, he could close his eyes and pretend it was a man’s ass. Hell, I even had a strap, so I could finish him off as well. No one will ever have to know our secret and my husband will love me being a fag hag!
Tease and Denial Phone Sex Fun
Do you like to play games? I have one to play with you that is lots of fun. It is called Tease & Denial and it is always a good time if you are into that kind of things. It you like a mind fuck more than a regular fuck than I am your girl. It starts out slow with a Sensual Domination role play that gets the party going. If you like to let go and embrace that little sissy come out and play in a safe space while you let me drive for awhile. I promise to always play safe and we will definitely go at your pace.
Once you feel comfortable in your sissy space we move onto more tease & denial games like cuckolding. Cuckolding is where the voyeur in your comes out and you get your kicks off of watching someone else take care of my needs while you hide in the closet and watch while a real man and not a little Sissy like you takes care of my sexual needs. If you are a good little sissy I might end the night with guided masturbation if you prove that you are worthy. Are you ready for some tease and denial fun tonight?
Evil Cunts
I hope for your sake that you’ve been saying your prayers. Something dark and delicious is coming for you. Is your faith strong enough for you to resist two gorgeous temptresses? Is your sky daddy strong enough to hold you up when we start on you? I doubt it. I’ll give you a head start. Repeat after me, “god, help me. Lacey and Haley are coming for my soul.” Your cock doesn’t stand a chance. Between my round ass and her perky tits you’ll be so compliant for us. Your god can’t stop us from taking your soul. He’s too weak.
You can tell yourself that it’s not a big deal, it’s only blasphemy phone sex. The devil is very real and we’ll pray to praise him for giving us the gift of sexuality. Our dark Lord, thank you, Lucifer for falling so that we could experience the pleasures of our human flesh. He left the kingdom but he is the true King. You’ll see, you’ll serve him too. With two evil beauties goading you into cursing and blaspheming the cunt son of god, you will fall too. We’ll seduce the sin right out of your mouth. Pray then call.
Big Black owns me
My dad wanted to kill me when he found me with master big black. I have a guy that works for my dad breaking my back. I’m so into big juicy black meat. It all stems from having a racist piece of shit, daddy. My daddy loves to hire black men, make them feel like shit, and boss them around. It is so contradicting because although my dad is a white man, he married a Latina and had half spic offspring. I’m half Latina, and I love talking in Spanish around daddy. It makes his blood boil when he can’t understand anything my sisters or I say and my mom, aunts, and grandma. We love to talk so much shit about his pathetic gringo superiority, and we all love to get fucked by all the black men that work for him. Big black is the best. He’s the one that put daddy in his place and made him sure cuck. Now daddy can’t say shit when he sees his family fucked by that juicy cock.
Daddy, I’m a whore for big black, and he can pound my half-white pussy whenever he wants! How do you like them, apples fucker?!?!?!
Pervert accomplice phone sex
He’s a dirty fucking pervert for my accomplice phone sex. He loves having his baby girl ride his dick and making me tell him what a nasty brat fucker he is. He wants me to go out and bring him more little fleshlites so he can pop baby girl pussy. I never thought a man could be more vile than I am! Coking up sweet little twats and asses so he can get his mother fucking filthy cock off! We are going to have corrals of girls and boys hand picked from the orphanage or group homes. And even some play ground brats just fucking because we like kidnapping and living out our rape fantasies! He wants to keep an age group just to breed, so he can pop a diaper brat right away and still fuck her after she is dead! Then he is going to make me drink her cum out of her dead tiny ass and blown out cunny! I can’t believe how nasty you fucking bastards get! Keep it cumming for disgusting and brutal snuff phone sex!
Stocking Fetish Phone Sex Requires a Mature Woman
Stocking fetish phone sex is popular among mature women. I think that is because only mature sexy women understand stockings and pantyhose. I have a 19-year-old niece who has never worn any kind of nylons. She is a sexy girl, but she is of the bare legged generation. Understanding your fetish for hosiery requires a mature woman. I met this guy when I was out shopping the other day. I had on hose, and he was following me around like a lost puppy dog. It could have been any reason he was following me. I am a sexy milf. I have a bootylicious ass. He could have had a shoe fetish too. I had no clue, but I cornered him in Starbucks and asked him why he was stalking me. He could not keep his eyes off my legs. Either he was a leg man, or he had a thing for hosiery. I grabbed his hand and put it on my leg. The poor guy creamed his jeans. Talk about a minute man. He was embarrassed. I felt sorry for him. I made him cum in his pants in public. Not that anyone noticed. I was just close to him. I invited him home to change clothes. I was not going to fuck him. Minute men and men with small dicks do not get to fuck me. I have a hose fetish myself, so I thought I could indulge him. What was the harm? He jacked off watching me put on various outfits and hosiery. I had on thigh highs, pantyhose and stocking and garter belts. I took off one of my stockings and jacked his cock off for him. He was not the smallest white boy I have ever seen, but he was not up to my size queen standards either. He got to cum in my stockings. And I gave him some old pantyhose to take home as a consolation prize. Do not call a young girl for Pantyhose Fetish Phone Sex. You need a sexy MILF to understand that kink.
Sensual Domination Phone Sex
Filthy fun awaits you dirty boy. I’m sexy, young and full of feisty desires. One of the best ways to assist my guys this Holiday season is to offer up my brew of Sensual Domination Phone Sex. It’s hot and dirty. I will have you so erect before I even start to give the orders. My pert nipples and sweet cunt will have you fixated and week. I will caress your chest, belly and cock with the softest feather duster of a teasing implement.
You will whimper as your hands will be tied. I will slip my panties off and pass them under your nose. Take a sniff. Yes, my cunt juices were flowing in those panties. I get excited when I am taking money from men. I take money and you give me even more. You are so weak for me at this point that you start buying me gift cards and other spoilings just to be allowed my attention. I laugh and strike your throbbing cock with my fingers.
Slapping that throbbing dick and laughing at you. You are a weak man. I straddle you as you are lying there, all tied up. Legs spread, and arms over head. You are completely exposed and under my power. I slide my cunt along your shaft. And tease you into thinking I will give you my sacred flower. You throb to be inside me and your senses are fucked up. You cannot understand what is happening. What is the wet mouth on your cock coming from? You are right, it can’t possibly be mine. Besides those lips and tongue seem so tiny. My body is blocking the view of her, but yes my daughters have come to play too.
Hot Ass Sex on a Boat and Some SDH Too
Hot ass sex anyone? It is always hot with me because I am hot. I am a sexy switch too. Most men think they can dominate me, but it does not work that way. Not with me at least. Once upon a time, I was on my knees for any man who snapped his fingers. I am in my thirties now and realize that not all cocks are created equally. I was on a date the other night. I met this guy on a special arrangements site. Now, there are no nude pictures there but most of the men are legit. Just wealthy men who want a pretty arm piece to travel with. This guy was definitely rich. He was not posing there because I checked him out. He is the CEO of a new green company. He owns several homes and a huge boat. I got to have a catered dinner with him on his boat. He spoiled me. He just has a thing for tall busty blondes. I have a thing for rich hung men. The problem was he was just rich. When we got down to business, I was disappointed. He called his cock big. He said it with such confidence, I was certain he believed he had a big dick. Five inches is barely average, but it is not a big cock. I could not act excited about a big cock that was not big. He saw the disappointment on my face and was happy. He said that I was giving him an honest reaction which meant it was not all about his money. He surprised me with his reaction because most dudes think their money means anything goes. He wanted small cock humiliation phone sex, so I gave it too him. I made the rich older man my sex slave. I made him eat my ass and worship my cunt. Even made him give me a bubble bath and wash my hair. It felt great to milk his wallet dry but not his balls.