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Humiliation phone sex with Mistress Suzi

Look at these two cum gutter skanks that both approached me on their fuckin’ knees together and begging me to punish them with my huge package. They told me their names were Jinx and Darcy but they are not important enough to me to be called by their names so they are going to be called whatever I feel like addressing them as. (sexy smile) I looked at them and laughed at them because they are so minuet to me that they their tongues are not even worthy to be toilet paper for my asshole. But being a Mistress and the fact they went out of their way to come to me submissively, I figured I would give them something huge. (sexy laugh) So I am going to give them the end of my long hard riders crop across their cock sucking faces and have then bend over, spread open their loose nasty ass meat curtains so I can give them a good beating for being such dirty fuckin’ whores. Then I will dick whip them in the faces repeatedly until I am going to shoot my big, hot load. That is were your pathetic cum dumpster loose ass comes in to give me your dick sucking skill to receive my cum because a sissy faggot like you can suck my rock hard cock better than those two trashy pathetic sluts.

Cum Take A Ride

When your an artist with a free mind and lots of good dope to keep your mind going you cum up with some really hot shit. My friend is one such artist and his shit keeps me wet with delight!

We were talking about bike week and how there is nothing like the ride on a hog. It’s like having a giant vibrator between your legs that keeps your pussy purring the whole way. When your done riding all you want to do is fuck! Chicks love their hogs as much as the dudes do and a biker fest is the craziest place to be. Lot’s of partying, lot’s of tits and ass and lots of giant vibrators for my pleasure.

My buddy came up with the most awesome idea for interpreting his idea of the sexual side of a bike. Not the typical half dressed or naked chick straddling a bike. Oh no! His interpretation is beyond that. He created a bike out of naked chicks. Yeah he did and it is hot as fucking hell! I am so glad he let me be a part of it. Can you find me? Look real hard while you get real hard and see!

 

It Was A Wild Day

We went to the zoo today because it was so nice out and I hadn’t been in like forever! I was so surprised at how much fun we had and at how fucking horny I got.
It seemed as if everywhere we turned the animals were fucking each other. I didn’t think watching animals fuck would turn me on so much.
It was so out of control that I took my boyfriends shirt off and wrote on his back in my lip stick “It’s mating season in the jungle” It was hilarious and we got a lot of attention for that one, which just served to make me hornier.
By the time we got home I just couldn’t stand it any longer and we fucked like animals for hours. The lip stick rubbed off all over my sheets. I hope it comes out in the wash, but if not it will remind me of the day we spent watching the animals fuck and then fucking each others brains out! I love all the raw pictures I took of the animals fucking!

Roses are Red . . . Bloody Red

Lilith is the mother of all evil“One of today’s silly little blog contests is poems.  You might as well have something sick, twisted and interesting on a page full of frilly foo foo shit.  Enjoy.”

Roses are red
violets are blue
I snuff little girls
and then maybe YOU!

Roses are red
they grow in the mud
all those lil bitches
shall be covered in blood.

Roses are red
bitches bleed redder
if the bitch is still breathing
it’s time for the shredder.

Roses are red
violets are blue
keep fucking with me
and you soon shall be too.

Roses are red
and green is the grass
those tiny lil bitches
will get raped in the ass.

Roses make me laugh
violets make me titter
you’re a filthy bitch
and you love it up the shitter!

Roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me an hour.

Roses are red
grass is green
open your legs
and I’ll fill you with cream.

Crack is addictive
so’s crystal meth
your wish will come true
I’ll rape you to death!

Roses are boring
so go get a life
just give me the word
and Ill plunge in this knife!

PC Games With Mommy

 

The munchkins are always trying to get me to play the video games and I am just not into it. It makes me sad because it is a time that we aren’t interacting and family fun time does not result from their activities.
I was sitting here at my computer and for some reason the very first game I ever played on the computer came to mind. A very naughty game. A game I know we can incorporate into one on one p fun!
Leisure Suit Larry and The Lounge Lizards. Ahhhh a great kinky game.
As I started to ponder the possibilities and the fun that they could create I couldn’t help but touch my self and smell the musk cumming out of me.
I called the munchkins over and began to introduce them to Larry. The first try they found a hooker, took her to the hotel, and fucked her. But they didn’t use a condom and got gonorrhea! What a laugh we all had!
The next try they remembered the condom. They got to the store and asked the clerk for condoms. The clerk asked ribbed or not ribbed? Colored or not colored? Lubricated or not lubricated? By the end of the conversation with the clerk the store was full of customers and the clerk loudly announced “This guy wants ribbed, colored, lubricated condoms!” All the customers peeked out and started laughing!
By this time we were rolling on the floor in hysterics and I know this is going to be one of Mommy’s best ideas for getting into family fun sex!

AyAy Captin

I had a busy weekend. My friend Maria has a sweetheart of a fellow that offered to take us out on the ocean. We had a blast and stayed sun kissed and cum filled.
At the end of our day I slipped the captain of the yacht my number. and he called me that night. The yacht was available the next day it seems as Maria’s boyfriend was busy with other things. The captain often takes the boat out when there is nothing scheduled to keep her in good repair and make sure she is in tip top shape and asked me if I would like to cum along. How can a girl resist two days of open water, free champagne and hard, hot dick?
We met early and set sail. One of the first things he said to me was that on this voyage I was to be the first mate. The first mate must follow directions carefully and to the letter or there are repercussions.
He broke out the champagne and we began to drink and laugh and lay out in the sun. I was so hot it wasn’t long before I was peeling off my skimpy little bikini and taking a dip in the blue salt water below.
  I could feel his eyes watching from the deck as he sipped his champagne. When I finally returned to the deck his dick was in his hand as he grinned at me while rubbing it in long slow strokes.
  I could resist falling to my knees and taking it in my warm and wet mouth.
By the time we docked back at the marina he made sure to let me know that I was the best first mate he had ever had! We will be doing this again soon I am sure!

The Motion Of the Ocean

Hot Teen CapriceThere’s just something about the motion of the ocean that just makes me soak my panties!  I love to fuck on boats.  Any kind of boat will do!  Just take me out into the middle of the ocean and let’s get naked and 69.  I will lay this sweet teen pussy right down on your face and stuff your big cock balls deep down my mouth.  All the time the boat is riding the waves, while I ride your face giving you a sweet taste of my juicy little cunnie.  My poor little pussy lips are getting so puffy and my dripping wet peach needs some serious release.  Do me!!  Do me hard right here.  I want to ride your cock like this boat rides the waves.  I’m going to cum on your cock so hard as the waves of ecstasy shake my poor little body!  The waves still keep making you rock inside me, causing me to continue cumming and cumming!  I can’t stop!  I just keep gushing my juices all over you until I collapse from exhaustion.  So who’s got a boat I can ride?  🙂{{{ YES !! }}}

Snuff Phone Sex

Time to dieLook at all the “Sweet Teens” putting up St. Patrick’s day blogs.  How fucking boring can you be?  The little innocent sluts are saying “oh golly gee, please fuck me” and creating stupid fucking St. Patrick’s day innuendos and call themselves “creative”.  The only thing we have in common is our young voices.  That is where the similarities begin and end!  I say today is a perfect day to go HUNTING.  It’s the perfect time to KILL.  What more could you ask for?  A day where tons of people plan to be absolutely wasted.  I see a bar full of opportunities.  The great thing is, we don’t need to just pick one.  We have ALL night to TORTURE them all.  I think we need to remind these stupid fucks why going out and drinking can be DANGEROUS. I’ll be sure to play my part, looking so sweet and cute and innocent, until I reel them in for you.  Too drunk to resist, too stupid to see where this is all going, they will follow us like lambs to the SLAUGHTER lol.  Time to CARVE into some Irish meat this evening and turn this joyful night into one of FEAR.  So drink up suckers and when you’re good and trashed I’ll be waiting.  I’ll be watching you all night imagining new ways for you to DIE.

Killer Phone Sex Teen Lydia

Four Leaf Clover

Today was a fucking amazing day! I went to a St. Patty’s Day party and met this hot little leprechaun. He wanted to show me a good time so he took me in one of the back rooms and showed me his four leaf clover! His four leaf clover was the biggest, and hottest one I have ever seen. It would make any girl follow the rainbow. Giggle

He slid his hot four leaf clover right in between my sweet little pussy lips and made sweet St. Patricks Day love to me. I never knew I could come so hard with a hot leprechaun. He had me creaming for hours. 

It was time for the leprechaun to put his tongue inside the hot,wet pot of gold. He slid it right inside and the liquid gold went dripping all in his wonderful mouth. We sucked and fucked each other all day long and tasted every bit of each other gold. 

At the end of the day we both could see nothing but rainbows!

 

An Oldie but a Goodie!

I found a picture of me from 35 years ago. Damn I looked so good it brought back all the best memories! That was the night I did my first gang bang cum party! Where all the guys fucked me and then shot their hot cum loads all over my face and body. It was the first night I realized how much of a dirty whore I really am. I had been cum on a lot in my life. But never had 6 guys coved my face and tites in hot cum all at once. I tell you this whore exploded when all that cum hit me. I knew right then… I was made to be a cum whore. Well I am a lot older and wiser now. But I still very much enjoy a good cum shower! Actually I am really needed a good cum shower after reliving my first cum whore experience. I need to feel that hot wet cum cover me… I need to get fucked right now! Every time I see this picture I feel the same. MMMM An Oldie but a Goodie!