Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!
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Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun
Flying High
When I went to the airport and saw this plane, it reminded me that it is almost that time of year again. I don’t know why but it is funny as hell to me and I instantly thought how I hope Santa doesn’t end up on the nose of a plane because he is my favorite fuck on Christmas day. The holidays are a special time of year for us. Family fucking fun all season long. Everyone in the family gets drunk and gets in on the fucking. It is one big incest fest. Grandpa plays Santa every year and our little Uncle Alvin plays the elf since he is so short. We all take our turn sitting on Santa’s lap, from the littlest to the oldest. We love sitting in his lap and whispering in his ear all the naughty things we want this year and all the naughty things we are going to do to him to show him what good boys and girls we are. And then Uncle Alvin the elf gives us a treat of his own. We are never clothed for more then an hour after arriving at my grand parents house and even our furry family friends get in on the action and get more then table scraps to eat. Happy Holidays, hang on it’s going to be a wild ride.
12 Trannies+Faggots Galore=Fun
Darling, let me tell you what happened….We met at the club, all of us partying and having a great time. Getting drunk, dancing, laughing and then they asked us the question and you could have heard a pin drop. There were twelve of us, trannies, shemale divas. And there were 4 of them, cross dressing, cock sucking, slutty faggots. They had long since told us they wanted to be called faggots. They explained that they liked being bottom faggots. They never needed to give dick, they just wanted to lay down and get fucked hard while being called faggots.I guess that should have been our first clue. Any way the bar is about to close and they admit they have never been fucked by a shemale dick and they want to be our bottom faggots for the evening. They want to crawl around the room, begging to be fucked, sucking hard dicks and getting dick slammed in their asses all night. All they wanted was to worship our cocks while being used. Well we had never done anything like that and we have done a lot of shit. We were drunk enough, why the fuck not? It was a night I won’t soon forget, darling!
Shout Out
Halloween is over I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Shout out to my Halloween night fuck buddy. My adventure in the graveyard was fucking awesome. i have to admit I was scared as hell at first. I mean being tied and gagged having sex in a cemetery in the middle of the night on Halloween is scary in itself but if something happened I was stuck and unable to get away. I had to trust my partner completely and that in itself enhanced the orgasms and the excitement of it all. I think I came harder then I ever had, it was one hell of an experience. so to any of you thinking of trying something different and exciting and really edgy, put this on your list for next years Halloween adventures you won’t be sorry I promise you that!
Movie Madness
Friday nights the girls and I always do something together. Last night we went to the movies. It started off innocently, a visit to the concession stand, some popcorn and soda, some candy and our tickets in hand. But the girls never fail to surprise and delight me in ways only they can. they choose seats way up high in the back and secluded. The lights went down and the movie started. at first the girls seemed so into the movie and I was content just watching their little faces. I turned my attention to the screen and then felt two little hands sliding up my legs, one on wither side of me. My pussy was instantly wet and I let out a moan that was greeted with two little giggles. They knew just what they were doing and I love it. The next thing I knew I felt something being pushed inside my pussy and it wasn’t little fingers. I heard a whisper in my ear “They are Twizzlers Mommy, can you hold them in till we get home?” I thought I would cum on the spot. We played until the movie was over and rushed home to have some real fun. I love movie nights!
Hot Tin Roof
I decided that I wanted a tin roof put on my house. I love the sound of rain on a tin roof. I never thought that the roofers would be such a hot fucking group of hunks. I watched them work the first day as I fantasized and masturbated behind closed doors.
The second day I got a little braver and offered them cold drinks and lunch at mid day. I made sure that I was dressed in a way that would invite their attention. But still I made no advances.
By the third day, the back half of the roof was done and I thought I would explode. It was time, I couldn’t take it any more. I put on a rain coat with nothing on under it, grabbed a nice big quilt and climbed that damned ladder to get my goodies.
Once on the roof I gave them a smile and spread out the quilt laying on it and opening my coat revealing nothing but me.
They got the hint and needless to say started work late.
Sex on a hot tin roof is better then the sound of rain!
Domination Phone Sex
Domination Phone Sex really tests my limits as a submissive because I never know what’s going to happen, and I have to determine if I can handle it. If I am unable to handle it then I am able to mention it and it’s determined if its on the hard limit list, or maybe a slower approach is taken to teach me the lessons my Master has set in place for me. I love the feeling of complete domination, and I long for you to use my body for your pleasure, your will. I love that you push me to the very limit and I can let go of myself while you use my body and fuck every home I have however it pleases you.
Your cock is what I live to worship, and I will always do as I’m told so you are happy with my every move. I do like to act up sometimes because I know you will punish me and sometimes it turns me on to be punished, especially when you skull fuck me with your cock for an hour or so. I love all your lessons, and I love to worship your cock!
Submissive Phone Sex Leads To Wild Weekends
Submissive Phone Sex definitely leads to wild weekends for me from time to time. I either have a surprise bag of coke brought to me, or I call my drug dealer and have him bring me a bag that I fuck him for because I don’t have and cash on hand to pay him. After my Friday afternoon fuck, I did a few lines of coke – I got a call from a guy who likes to have hot phone sex every Friday afternoon. My oldest came home from school earlier than I realized, and he realized I was high. He knows I am so fucking horny when I’m high, so he came over to the couch and knelt down in front of me. I asked how his day went and he answered by ramming two fingers up my cunt and started licking and biting my clit. I threw my head back and bucked up against his face as hard as I could. I came so hard all over his face, as he raised up he grabbed my hair and forced me to the floor on my hands and knees. He mounted me like any strong bull would and rammed his young hard cock into my pussy so relentlessly hard that I came again all over his cock. My orgasm grabbed his cock and made him blow his wad inside me, as he finished he asked if this was what Fetish Phone Sex was about. I simply said “Yes!” I look forward to teaching him so many new things.
Fisting To Prep His Wife
He is a little dicked mother fucker and he wants his wife to get a real fuck. She never cums when he fucks her and she says she can’t even feel that little cock. So he decided to set up a good old fashioned fuck fest with some big dicked mother fuckers that would “Lay the pipe to that bitch once and for all” (his exact words) I think he is getting a little aggravated with her taunting and humiliating him about his inadequate pecker and the fact that he sucks in the bedroom because of it. I agreed to make the arrangements and to set everything up. This is not unusual to me and something I do for people often, but I had no idea what he had in mind.
We met at the hotel as agreed and our big dicked friends were not to show up for another half an hour. He said he wanted some time to prepare for his wife being fucked in front of him and I just thought he wanted to talk about parameters and possibly a safe word, which isn’t uncommon.
But that was not what he had in mind, no sir.He told her to get undressed and get ready and he did the same. What came next was unexpected but hot as fucking hell.
he threw her on the bed and grabbed her by the neck. He told her to spread her legs, I couldn’t tell if his anger was from his excitement or if he was just pissed or both but it was hot as hell. As she spread her legs with out question he shoved his fist up her cunt all the way to his elbow. All the while telling her a big dick is what she wants and he is going to make sure she is primed and ready for the biggest dick she can take.
I sat and watched while my pussy dripped and my fingers went to work. He was so into what he was doing it was like I wasn’t even there. I was so mesmerized that I didn’t realize a half an hour had passed and I jumped when I heard the knock on the door. He took his fist out of her cunt and licked her juice off his hand and forearm as he walked to the door, panting from what just took place.
This was going to be one hell of a night!














