Well 2014 is here, it came in with a bang (a gang bang)!
Everyone makes New Years Resolutions and they never keep them. It’s always the same old lame ass shit, loosing weight, stop smoking, drink less, be healthier….blah blah blah.
I am making a New Years Resolution that I know I can keep and that I will enjoy keeping! I resolve to be the biggest cum slut Fuckalicious has ever seen!
I just found out there is a Sex World Record book, kind of like Guinness but all for sex!
Some of the craziest world records in it are stuff like the worlds largest dick, 13.5in. Wow hell yeah where is this guy? And the worlds largest vagina, 19in. Bet she can stuff a lot of cock in that hole! And the longest distance for shooting a load of cum. Get this shit, 18ft. How about that shit? I would love to break the record for the worlds biggest gang bang, 919 guys in the same fucking day! That chick has the right idea!
Or maybe I can break the record for swallowing the most cum, 887 loads. Fuck yeah! Or being covered in the most cum, 122 fucking hot shots of mother load!
Yes my New Years Resolution is to out do all these cum sluts and do it right. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated! It’s gonna be a Fuckalicious year!
Tag: phone sex
Cumming In 2014: The Biggest Cum Slut
Awe… Suck my 10 Inch Cock
Today I decided I needed some fresh meat. So I get myself dressed up all sexy and put on my innocent look and headed down to the beach area to look at some art shops. I have always had good luck with artists, they seem to like my look. I went into several shops with not much luck in finding anyone that I thought was interesting until I came upon this one little out of the way art studio. There was only one guy in there and he was painting. I struck up a conversation with him by asking if he did portraits. He said his passion was in the abstract arts but would love to paint my portrait if I wanted him to.
I then asked if he did nude portraits and I pulled up my skirt to let him see my beautiful ten inch cock, his eyes opened wide and I could tell he was very pleased at what he was looking at, my cock! Before long I had him on his knees giving me one of the best blow jobs I have had in a while. He sucked my cock and fondled my balls while I paid attention to my breasts and nipples. I savored every moment of it until I shot a hot load of cum down his throat and he swallowed every last drop of cum. He asked for my number and wanted to know if I would be available for a private sitting in the near future, and of course I gladly accepted! I am looking forward to our next cock sucking session!
Gang Bang Phone Sex
Gang Bang Phone Sex can be very exciting if you’re a pain slut like I am but this one caught me totally off guard. I guess it really shouldn’t have but it did because it was a week night and this kinda thing usually happens on the weekend. My husband called from work and said don’t bother with dinner, get a sitter because he was talking me out. He told me to wear something hot and sexy. So I got a sitter and spent my afternoon bathing, fixing my hair, makeup and nails and trying on several outfits until I had found the perfect one to please my husband.
When he got home that evening I was ready to go, he gave me some coke told me to do a couple of big lines while he changed his clothes and then we got into his car and left. I had no idea where we were going and didn’t ask because I wanted to be surprised. I was a little shocked when we pulled up to what seemed to be an old abandoned warehouse. He gave me a couple of pills and said take these too, so I did. He got out of the car and came around to my side, he could see I looked puzzled, he said come on, the party is starting now.
As soon as we walked into this side door it was pretty dark but I could see tables and what looked like sex devices. There must have been at least ten or even fifteen guys there from my husbands work. I turned and looked at my husband, when I saw his grin I knew what was about to happen. He went to the corner to a big overstuffed chair and ottoman and got comfortable to watch what was about to happen.
By this time the drugs had kicked in and these men rushed at me and started ripping off my clothes and gagging me, one man led me over to these chains with wrist bands and bound me and fucked me in the ass so hard the tears were streaming from my face while my husband looked very pleased. Then the real gang bang started, I was put on this table and had two cocks shoved up my ass and another cock shoved into my mouth. This went on all night, by the time we left my husband had to carry me out. I must have passed out because the next thing I know it’s morning and my husband is waking me telling he wants his breakfast, I could barely move but I did manage to get up and make breakfast.
Here Kitty Kitty
We fucked all morning and when I left to get us some breakfast and coffee he was sound asleep. I was very careful to be quiet when I got home in case he was still out. He was such a fucking manly fuck. All take charge in the bedroom despite the fact that I am 11 years his senior. Generally I like being the dominate one in the bedroom as the cougar and my young male friends are subservient to my wishes and desires. It was kind of nice to be told how he likes it and man handled a bit for a change.
I was as quiet as a mouse as I went to the bedroom to snuggle him awake for breakfast.
He was up all right, his back was towards me. He didn’t even know I was standing there watching him, amazed as he looked at himself in the mirror. Dressed in my hello kitty boy shorts, garters, thigh high stockings and a bra.
Well I’ll be damned.
My pussy was instantly wet at the site of him and my mind screamed out for me to take control and make him mine in this hot and kinky situation.
i walked around the bed so he could see me and demanded to know what he was doing. As he tried to stammer an answer I began barking orders. Telling him it didn’t matter what he was doing. he didn’t have permission to be in my panties and now he would pay for his indiscretion. His dick grew three sizes and my pussy was so wet I could hardly control myself.
Breakfast was all but forgotten.
I made him kneel before me and suck my pussy. I told him he wasn’t to say a word. all he needed to do was follow orders.
With his cock standing at attention he knelt in front of me I placed his hands one on each of my ass cheeks to insure he didn’t fondle his cock while he was eating my pussy. I began to cum hard filling up his mouth.
He looked up at me with pussy juice all over his face and I looked down telling him not to move.
I walked around to my dresser and puled out one of my dildos. I made him stand up and turn around , spreading his ass I shoved it inside him.
I let him know in no uncertain terms that he was to hold that in his ass until I told him he could remove it and that now he would sit and eat the breakfast that I was out getting while he was rummaging through my things.
He asked if he could cum to which I replied harshly “When I am ready and I give you permission. right now we eat”
Watching him sit in a chair with a dildo up his ass trying to eat and wiggle into a comfortable position was so funny it took everything in me not to laugh.
But when we were done and got up from the table his hard cock was still poking out from under my hello kitty boy short, I knew he was enjoying this.
I made him clean up the kitchen with the dildo in his ass before I took him in my room, laid him on his back and fucked his dick till it was soft with the dildo still in his ass.
Only then did I take it out before we fucked again. I think he enjoyed it as much as I did!
Bondage Oh My
It’s a whips and chains kinda night. One of those kinky, lets get rough kinda nights. I have my leather outfit on, I have my whips ready. All my bondage accessories are by the bed. My dick is hard and I am waiting for her arrival. She has never been with a shemale before and she is bringing her friend who is a bisexual male. I am so ready to turn them both out. They have been asking for this for weeks and the time is finally here. All they need to bring is their warm, hot bodies, a wet pussy and a hard cock. I will take care of the rest. This is going to be glorious darling!
Fist Fucking Fun
There are always lots of family and friends around during the holidays. we party hard and fuck harder. Dear old Uncle Willie is one of my favorites. My pussy always gets wet when I hear his voice because I know before he leaves he is going to get every female in the house, young and old and see how much he can stuff in their pussy and ass. He is obsessed with fist fucking and loves to see how much more we can take then we did at the last family gathering. I always use my big dildo, “Big Ben” (named after one of my favorite fuck friends) to make sure my pussy is ready for him when I know he is cumming over. I love when he pushes his hand deeper into my cunt stretching my pussy to the max. He always hits the pussy first and the ass next going from one of us to the next like a fist fucking train. He lets us each know how we did and if we have improved and then gives us instructions on what we can stick up our holes to be ready for his next visit. he is truly a hoot and a lot of fun to play with!
Playing While They Watch
I love riding big hard cock, my ass and tits bouncing up and down as I ride faster and harder. Of course the girls always watch mommy having fun while they have fun of their own with their toys, that are just the right size for them. He loves me riding his hard cock while he watches the girls as they watch us and play. By the time he is about ready to blow his load I hop off and ease him down a little. After all the girls have worked themselves good and they want to play too! They let him come down some and then they put their hands and mouths where my pussy was and finish him off nice and slow while I watch and play with my toys. It is a rocking good time for us all!
My Christmas Tree was brought to me in my Christmas Present!
As you may know i have been hanging out with Jake a lot lately, just thinking of him makes my huge cock hard. He loves my cock as much or maybe even more than I do if you can believe that! He called me today and said he was on his way over with my Christmas presents. I told him he didn’t need to get me anything and I felt really bad because I had not gotten him a present. He called me and said he was on his way and I got really excited, I couldn’t imagine what he would get me for Christmas and my curiosity was peaked to the max!
In about twenty minutes he showed up at my door with the most beautifully decorated Christmas tree I had ever seen. Once he brought the tree in and placed it in my living room he ran back out to his truck and brought in a huge stack of presents. As we sat there; with him watching me open present after present with his big silly smile he always gets when he sees I’m happy. He got me some of the cutest panty and bra sets and several really cute nighties. After all the packages were opened he said wait there is one more but you have to come outside and see it! It was this beautiful red vintage truck!
I told Jake I felt so bad and he had gotten me such beautiful and expensive gifts and I had nothing to give him. Again, he got that same silly little smile on his face and said, oh yes you do and it the best present a guy could get, that huge cock of yours! He took me by the hand and we went upstairs and laid on the bed in the 69 position and licked and sucked, and teased each others cocks until we both shot or loads of cum down each others throat, what a great Christmas it turned out to be!
Good Friends Are Always Accomplice’s
The last time Natasha and I were together I was scared and just doing as I was told, but this time I went and asked her to help me. I went over to her house and asked if she could come with me for a few minutes. Natasha was very happy to help because she knew I was coming around to her way of thinking when it came to chills and thrills. I took Natasha to the old abandoned shack on the outskirts of town again, and she immediately started reminiscing about the last time we were there, but quickly noticed we weren’t alone. I told Natasha what I had done, and she listened with the biggest grin on her face. I explained that my neighbor has been trying to fuck me since I moved in last summer. He invites me over for food and beverages all the time. Natasha seemed entirely too interested in this story, but I kept going.
Yesterday my neighbor brought some sandwiches and tea over to my house and asked if I’d like to eat with him because he was lonely since his wife died. I reluctantly agreed, so we sat down in my kitchen to enjoy the food and drink he prepared. I wasn’t sure what made me think to look but I opened up the sandwich, and there was a powder on it so I didn’t touch it. The tea I had already taken a sip of did taste funny. When I looked at my neighbor he must have thought the drugs he tried to slip me worked already. He started telling me how and where he was going to fuck me, and how he couldn’t wait to taste my pretty little pussy.
I told Natasha that I wasn’t even sure how I did it, but I managed to get up and away from him. I hit him over the head, tied him up and threw him into the trunk of my car and brought him to the shack so he couldn’t scream and bring attention to us. Natasha knew what I wanted to do to him, but I am unable to do it alone. She did notice I had cut him and beaten him slightly, but she wasn’t satisfied. Natasha grabbed her knife and we started telling him in great detail what happens to old fucks who try and drug young girls.
Preparing for Christmas!
Lately I have been hanging out with this guy Jake. I really like Jake a lot, we have one huge thing in common, we both love my huge ten inch cock! He shows his appreciation for it every chance he gets by licking my cock, my balls and sucking the cum right out of me. He enjoys it when I shove my huge cock up his ass to the brim while I jack him off, he says it gets him so hot and hard he can’t stand it. Jake even let me dress him anyway way I want to. It’s so fun to dress Jake up.
So last night Jake came over and we played Christmas dress up, I had on my little red and white bikini set and I wanted him to look festive too so I put some of my red and white stockings on him, then I got out a pair of my red bikini panties and put those on him, he looked so adorable that my cock got rock hard which put a huge smile on Jake’s face. He said I guess these cute little red panties won’t stay on either of us for too much longer. Jake was right!
We went upstairs to my bedroom and the panties and my bra came off as fast as they could, I sat on the edge of the bed and this lets Jake know I am ready for him to suck my rock hard throbbing cock until I burst with cum down his throat. After that I sucked on Jake’s cock but wouldn’t let him cum until I had my cock buried to the brim up Jake’s tight little ass. I fucked his ass hard and fast and when I felt I was going to cum I started jacking off Jake so we would both shot our loads of cum at the same time.











