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Let Me Be Your First Cock

I consider myself a woman, but I still have some male instincts I guess. I love the outdoors. Hiking, white river rafting, camping, cross country skiing… And the Fall is the best season to enjoy the outdoors. Last weekend, I decided to go camping. The intent was to go solo, do some hiking in the day time and at night, in my tent, listen to nature, relax and maybe even read a book or two. Masturbate under the stars.

My alone time changed when I caught the fancy of a rugged park ranger.  He wore one of those sexy Smokey the Bear hats like Pharrell does in that cute Happy video. He was worried about a pretty girl camping in the woods all by herself. So sweet and old fashioned. He came by my tent the first night to check on me. Of course I invited him in for drinks. I had a couple bottles of wine with me.

I am a sucker for a gentleman, and he was a sucker for a pretty face. As soon as he kissed me, he pitched his own tent in his pants. I love getting guys hard. Especially unsuspecting ones. Very rarely do any leave once they discover my pleasant present. My sexy ranger was no different. After I sucked his hard cock, he went down to eat my pussy, saw my throbbing cock instead, and said, “Well, how do I know unless I try.” He went right down on my cock and as a newbie, swallowed all ten inches until my balls were against his chin.

I let him fuck my ass. It was his first time with a cock. He fucked me good too. Shot a big load of jizz in my ass. Better than starting a fire to stay warm. I’ll take hot cum up my ass any day over a fire. He came back every night I was in that tent too. The last night he let me take his ass for the first time.  It was tight. I love a tight ass. A virgin ass is even better. Once a straight man has my cock in his ass, he doesn’t look at pussy the same way again.

Let me be your first cock!

BBWs are Better for Breeding Phone Sex

A guy approached me the other day and asked when was I due. It took me a moment to realize what he meant. I explained to him that I am full figured gal, not pregnant. He then said to me, “Have you ever been pregnant? Fat girls make the best breeders.”  I was shocked at first, actually offended. I don’t consider myself fat, and I certainly never saw myself as the barefoot and pregnant type. But after he explained how much more beautiful my already naturally large breasts and full belly would become, I was intrigued. He gave me his card, told me to think about. Said he knew of a group of black men who only breed big white women.

I was curious. I thought about it for a few hours and called him.  He arranged a meeting. I met with 6 big beautiful well hung black men that told me I was perfect procreating material. Said sturdy women like myself are better suited for carrying black seed.  And that mixed little ones are in high demand right now, especially ones from “good stock.” You see if I was to be their breeding whore, I would have all my expenses paid, plus be paid $10,000 for each rugrat I push out. The club then sells him or her to a financially well off family who cannot have their own offspring. It’s practically charity.

Sounded perfect to me. I get paid well and I get to help a couple have the family they always wanted. There had to be a catch.  And there was one. I also had to agree to be their little slut. Apparently interracial pregnant porn is also quite popular, and lucrative. But I hear women are even more horny when pregnant and I do love a big black cock up my cunt, so I was in. I signed a contract to become their personal breeding whore and slut. I was going to make good money, get fucked well daily, help others and not have an annoying period for quite a while. This may have been the smartest choice I ever made.

I have lots of fellow big beautiful pals who would also make excellent breeding whores.  Anyone of us will look beautiful with bigger rounder bellies; fuller, larger milk filled titties; and rounder, juicer asses. Cum knock us up. Check us all out here:

From Cigarettes to Cock

Today is the Great American Smokeout. It is a day that is designed to encourage people to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for decades. I have developed quite an addiction for cigarettes. I love smoking. As a submissive whore, many a master has not approved of my addiction and used me as a human ashtray in an attempt to break me, show dominance and hopefully create an aversion to smoking for me. But, as a pain slut, the feel of a cigarette being put out on my tongue, ass, tits, even clit, just made me want to smoke more. So, it has been increasingly harder to quit.

On the American Cancer Society’s web page they have tips for quitting. They even have characters for the type of quitter you want to be. Well, I know there is no way in hell I can be a cold turkey. I’m not that strong.  I decided I could be  “The Substitute.” This is someone who uses distraction and substitutions to help bust cravings. The ACS suggests creating new habits to curb one’s desire to smoke. For substitutes to smoking they suggest carrots, celery, candy, gum… Really? Like that is gonna work for a hard core smoker like me.

I decided my substitute would be cock. I was gonna swallow shafts to curb my addiction. If I was a pack a day smoker that means I need 12 cocks a day to suck to help me stop smoking. Luckily I love cum. I have sucked 6 cocks today so far. I picked up one at the coffee house; another at the gas station; one at the mall; and I hit the jackpot at the liquor store with a group of frat boys who wanted nothing more than to have their rods sucked by a hot MILF type. It is amazing how many guys are willing to help a gal out. All I have to say is, “I’m trying to stop smoking and I need something more healthy to put in my mouth, can you help me?” Guys just start pulling their cocks out to assist. So many guys want to help me stop smoking. Warms my heart, and my mouth!!

Turns out I love cum. Cum taste just as good if not better than nicotine. I think I can stop smoking if guys keep offering to help me. Would you help me? I am a very oral woman, obviously! I will shallow your shaft and your load. I have nice big tits to assist in milking that load out of you too. If I have a dozen cocks at least a day, I will be able to break my nasty smoking habit. Fill my belly up with cum and help stop my cravings. Instead of a human ashtray, I want to be a cum dump whore.

Fuckalicious Phone Sex Pussy Licking Lessons

I am loving this new escort job. I got a surprising call today – my business is almost exclusively men – but a girl called me and asked if I would help her learn how to be a good pussy licker for her new lesbian girlfriend. It didn;t take me long to decide – I told her I would be right over. I had no idea what to expect, and in fact I was expecting a less than sexy girl, but I still wanted to help, because everyone should know how to lick a good pussy.

To my pleasant surprise, when she answered the door, she was stunning. A hot ass little tight body, dark red hair and lips to die for. God damn, I couldn’t believe I was going to get paid to teach this hot ass lesbo how to lick cunt! She lead me into the bedroom, and I was shocked to see her girlfriend was also there. I thought it was going to just be the two of us, but this girl was hot as hell too, so there was no way I was leaving now. Introductions were made and I asked how I could help.

The redhead said she had just recently become a lesbian and her girlfriend is alaso inexperienced, so they wanted a pro to show them how to get each other off in the bedroom. My pussy was throbbing juts hearing her talk and looking at their smokin hot bodies. I told them we would start out slow, and go step by step. We began taking what remained of their clothes off, panties and such, and I got naked as well.

I told the girlfriend to lay back and spread her legs, and I held them in place. I showed the redhead how to rub her pussy and lick her clit at just the right time to drive her wild. She was a natural! I was only supposed to be there an hour, but I spent the day, and we licked and fingered each other so much that they were both experts by the time I was worn out!

Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.

The Scent of a Woman

Normally my preferred choice for a bedroom companion is tall, dark and hung like a horse. But every now and then I enjoy some Sapphic love. There is something so sensual and sexy about fucking another woman, especially if that woman is a mature beauty like Rose. When I saw her at my spa last week, I got weak in the legs and moist between them. Rose is a far cry from a well hung black stud, but I wanted her nonetheless. I struck up a conversation with her, friended her on Facebook and worked up the courage to admit my girl crush.

Turns out Rose found me equally as lovely. She prefers young cock of the family kind if you know what I mean; but she was drawn to my body as I was hers. Two women in their sexual prime with rock hard bodies, what is not to love, right? I invited her over for brunch. I really did have intentions of feeding her more than my pussy, but from the moment she walked in I could think of nothing else but her body and how good it would feel to touch and taste.

Rose has a body better than any 20 year old. I kissed her as soon as she took off her coat. She was at my place for only one reason. The only thing she had on under her coat was a pretty pink corset, black thigh highs and black pumps. I couldn’t help but draw her in for a long, deep passionate kiss. My cunt was so wet just from feeling her tongue in my mouth. I slipped a finger into her pussy and she did the same to me. Finger fucking is a lost art form, but not for Rose. She finger banged me until I creamed all over her fingers. I hated to feel her fingers slide out of my cunt, but when she put one finger in her mouth to taste and the other in my mouth, I fell to my knees to worship her perfect pussy.

She came hard on my face. Her scent and taste were better than a 50 year old bottle of wine. I got on all fours for Rose. I felt her hands caressing my ass, her tongue rimming my asshole, her finger rubbing my clit. Didn’t take long to cum again all over her face. I returned the favor again by laying her down on my bed and licking her from head to toe. I used my favorite dildo on her tight snatch. I devoured every inch of her delectable flesh. The scent of a woman, the scent of Rose made me consider full on lesbianism. But, as good as she made me feel, as hot as her body was, I cannot give up big black dick; just like she can’t give up those young cocks.

Rose and I spent the entire day in bed. Worked up a great appetite for more than just each other. I love the way a black man owns me and fucks me so savagely, but not going to lie, the sensuality and softness of a woman, especially a mature beauty like Rose, is a welcum treat every now and again. Perhaps you would like to watch us, maybe even join us? Two mature gorgeous sluts could teach you a few things and drain your cock better than a bevy of coeds.

Yummy Breasts

I kept asking if you wanted me to cook for Thanksgiving and you always give me the same answer – all you want to eat is me because I am so beautiful… You are so sweet baby, but I really need to know if I need to plan a day for baking. I tried asking you again last night and you said no turkey could ever have breasts like mine…. abd of course we were banging one off before I could get you really answer me.

But it got me to thinking.. maybe I could make you a SEXY turkey for Thanksgiving. I mean they DO have breasts and I know you think I am crazy anyways, so I got one prepared and decided to cook it up and serve you something sexy and delicious (like me). I think I may have over done it, but I made you a turkey you can eat the breasts right off of and still fill up your tummy.

I cooked all day in the kitchen, naked of course, bending over the hot oven and basting everything just right.  I kept imagining you here with me and had to stop several times and rub my clit at the thought of how yummy you would tell me everything looked, and the wonderful reward I would get in the bedroom tonight. I am not the best in the kitchen, but I can bake a bird and have a sense of humor, so I hope you enjoy your turkey breasts 🙂

Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

Hot phonesex with Bambi; Getting Pounded..

The holidays are coming up and a trailer trash whore like me needs to make some extra money. Everyone knows down at the local bar is where girls like me go to make a little extra cash. So I decided to sneak my way in. Wearing my trashiest outfit, so that as soon as you looked at me, you’d know what I was after. I wanted to be used and dominated. I went into that bar looking for trouble and trouble is what I found with a capital T. I seen a much older men leaning over the bar looking pissed off at the world. He looked like he needed to relieve some stress and I was going to be his stress reliever. I made sure my tits were pushing out good enough and my ass was hanging out my dress. I heard him telling the bartender he caught his girl friend sleeping with his best friend. Hey he could fuck me and get back at her, but revenge aint cheap.  I leaned in and told him I had what he needed for the right price and slid his hand up my dress. Then stood up and started walking out the door. When I looked back to see if he was following me and he was, my cunt just got wetter. Once outside I lead him around the corner to the dark abandoned alley.

 

 

He shoved me up against the cool brick and ripped my panties off. My cunt was already hot and throbbing for his big cock. He pushed himself deep inside of my pussy and started pounding away! Making me moan and scream. Before I knew it I was already cumming on his cock. My body was shaking as he pulled his cock out of me. He turned me around and slammed my face against the wall. He spread my ass cheeks and shoved his big hard fuckrod deep inside my nice tight ass. Feeling my ass start to gape as he was fucking me. I felt his cock starting to swell inside of my ass as he started shooting his load deep inside of me. He pulled out and fixed his clothes, reached in his pocket and pulled out some dollar bills and tossed them at me as he was walking away. I might be a trashy hoe but at least it pays well.