I almost got more than I could handle today when the delivery men showed up with my new couch. They were both sexy as hell and watching them carry that heavy couch inside was making my pussy wet! Their muscles were bulging and you could see the sweat glistening on their brow and I just couldn’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over them! When they set the couch up where I wanted it, I offered them a cold beer for their trouble and happily they accepted. I wasted no time on being subtle about what I wanted either, as soon as I handed them their beers, I stripped off all my clothes and asked them if they would like a tip too. They put those beers down quick and pulled their cocks out and when I saw how big they were I almost came right then! They fucked all my holes until they were all stretched out and filled with cum, it was so fucking hot that they promised to come back tomorrow too!
Category: Hot phonesex
Melting Chocolate….
Everyone knows what they have to do if their chocolate starts to melt! LICK it up! That is what I am. Chocolate ready to melt in your mouth. I’m a big slice of chocolate pie. With ONE big difference. I have exactly what you need! I know your dirty little secret! I know what you dream about. What you long for. It’s this big chocolate cock of mine to melt in your mouth and your hands! So slide up here and let me give you a big mouth full of melting chocolate.. lick it and suck it till you can’t take it anymore! Then let me show you what this big black cock can do! I am gonna make you melt for me! When I finally give you this big thick cock of mine.. you are gonna cum harder than you have ever exploded before. I know you need this thick hard cock of mine. I know how bad you long for it! How desperate you are to feel it. To taste it. So cum enjoy a special treat! I’m melting for you.
Phone sex fetish
Recently this guy asked me what kind of fetishes I was into and since I am kind of a freak, my list was pretty long. He was almost shocked by the fact that I had more than one fetish, can you believe that shit? Who the fuck do you know that is only into one thing? I mean, come the fuck on! Seriously, how can you go through your life only partaking in one type of sex? Don’t get me wrong, I love humiliating all you little subby losers out there, but that is not all I like! In fact I would be bored as fuck if my only sex partners were pathetic subbies! It makes no difference if the subby has a big cock or a small one either, I would absolutely hate it if I didn’t get to fuck some big strong manly men too! I need a LOT of variety in my life, that’s why I have many, many different fetishes, how about you? Are you stuck in a boring rut or are you ready to take a walk on the wild side with me?
Suck and Fuck Specials!
I can’t even remember the last time my pussy was this slippery wet. I’ve been playing with myself all day…using all my fingers and my favorite toys on my tight pussy and using all those pussy juices to make my fattest dildo slick enough to slide into my tightened anus. I’ve had a few orgasms…all wonderfully intense and satisfying, but not 10 minutes later I’m on all fours, plugging both of my tight holes again! I know what I need. I know what I’m craving. I need a thick, bulging cock to cum and let me make it disappear down my throat. I need to badly to use my tongue to make that cock as hard as a statue and then swallow it all the way down. Fuck my face or stretch out my tight little pink holes. I don’t care, I’m just craving a thick, meaty dick! My pussy is tingling just at the thought of bouncing up and down on a fat cock, sucking on another and waiting with anticipation for my longing ass to join in the nasty fun. I’ve even got some dirty suck and fuck specials for you so you’re wallet won’t mind….cum on baby, I’m craving that dick!
I want to be Your CUM dumpster…..
I do love it when I am thoroughly used and fucked. I don’t mean making love. I don’t mean 15 minutes in the sack. I mean SEVERAL big thick throbbing cocks lined up and begging to fill me completely. First with their hard throbbing girth. And next with hot creamy cum. I want to be a cum dumpster. I WANT to be used like a dirty whore. I know what I am! I am a grandma who needs to be fuck! My cunt drips for it. And I don’t care what I have to do to get it! I will do it! Some of these young Bitches just don’t know. They think there gods gift to man…lol They wont even suck a cock! They don’t beg for it cause they have never had to do with out it. Me… Ohhh I have learned over the years what I want. I know exactly how great that cock is! I love feeling it in every single one of my holes! And I know how to make you squirt just for me! I know all the dirty little secrets to turn a man on. And I plan on using every single one of them on you. As long as you plan on making me your cum dumpster.
Molesting The Skeleton
I went for my yearly check up today. The nurse took all my vitals and everything and told me that it would be at least a hour cause the doctor was performing a emergency surgery. I saw the skeleton across the room and went over there to check it out. When I wondered what it would feel like to play with it. I grabbed it’s hands and rubbed it all over my breasts through my shirt and I felt how hard my nipples started to get. No one was coming so I figured I would have enough time for a quickie. I always come prepared with my favorite dildo in my purse at all times. I took it out and started to suck it getting it nice and wet to slide inside. As I was sucking I got the urge to feel the skeleton up against my nipples. I laid down on the doctors bed and raised my legs up so that I could start working my dildo deep inside of me while I let the skeleton play with my nipples. I pushed it in and out hard and fast that’s when I put the skeleton on top of me. I wanted to imagine it fucking me so hard while the dildo was all the way in. Just thinking about the skeleton, I squirted so hard it came all over myself, the dildo and my new sex toy skeleton.
The Hot Mechanic
I was driving down the road today and came to a stop light when it was time to drive off my car would not go at all. It sounded like it backfired or something I had no idea what to do. So, this man behind me got out and pushed me over to the side of the road. Where he told me that he is a mechanic and that he would figure out what was going on. He told me that I needed a new hose and some other part. I had no idea what he was talking about I was too busy looking at the big bulge between his legs. He said he needed to tow me down the road to his shop. When we finally got over to his shop I stood there watching him change the parts on my car. He turned me on just looking at him. I wanted a piece of him badly. I walked over to him and started small talk. That is when I leaned right in and planted a kiss right on his lips. All the sudden one thing lead to another and before I new it he had me bent over some of the auto parts in his shop as he had my skirt raised up and started fucking me so hard as he reach in front grabbing my tits and pinching my nipples as he thrust harder and harder inside of me. He can be my mechanic anytime.
Submissive Phone Sex
Excuse me sir, but I’ve been a very foolish girl and now it’s raining and I’m lost and cold… and wet. Please, I know I don’t deserve it, but if you and your wife would take me inside, I promise I’ll pay you back somehow. I’m just a young girl, but I think I must have something you want. Won’t you help me out of these wet clothes? I’m shivering all over, but you can warm me up, can’t you? Oh, I’m such a naughty girl running away from home! I need to be taught a lesson, I know. I need to be punished for all the dickies I licked and sucked on at school and you’re just the man to do it since my daddy isn’t around. I promise to be obedient and do exactly as you both say. I just want to be a good little girl. Do anything to me. I want you to know how thankful I am, even if that means I get a very hard spanking. Even if you put toys and your big fat cock in my tight holes and treat me like the worthless cum slut I am. I won’t fight or squirm too much. You know what’s best for this teeny submissive phone sex fuck slave…
Cyber Sex Phone Sex
Your dick is so hard that your balls ache. The old lady is home and a prude anyway. She never wants to get kinky as fuck and that is what your craving. You are surfing the net and land right here on Fuckalicous. Damned you didn’t think it was possible but your cock is getting harder. You want to pick up the phone and call so fucking bad. You need some kinky, freaky phone sex but the old lady is cock blocking and she doesn’t even know it. What can you do? Well stud, here is what you do…you type in my yahoo chat and hit me up. Oh fuck yeah, we connect and you tell me how fucking horny you are for my luscious tits and hot, wet mouth. Baby we can rock this right here with cyber sex. I weave a hot and kinky scene with my words, making you rub that throbbing cock through your pants. I describe in detail how I am going to suck you dry. You know she could walk in at any moment but you can’t help yourself. You have to pull that cock out and jerk it as I create a fantasy with my words that is going to make you explode. You cum, a huge hot load, squirting all over your stomach and hands. OOO that was so hot, so much fun. Let’s do it again soon babe!
Exhibitionist Phone Sex Tonight
The concert is tonight and all my friends are going including me. We got tickets on the floor in front of the stage. We call it “The Pit” We have come up with the hottest fucking idea, hopefully we won’t get caught and kicked out. But if we do it is going to be so fucking worth it!
We are all going to wear a long jacket or sweater. Once we are in the arena, we are going to the bathroom, stripping butt fucking naked and putting on our jacket or sweater.
When the concert starts and the pit is full of bodies pressed against each other screaming and dancing, the fun begins. We are going to flash as many people as we can and get fucked by as many people as we can right there in the pit. In the middle of all the frenzy and excitement.
We are keeping score and the one that gets the most action has to buy everyone else dinner and drinks after the show.
It is going to be the biggest exhibitionist sex stunt we have ever pulled. I can’t wait to see how many dicks I can stuff in my cunt in public in one night!
This is going to be the best fucking concert ever!

















