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Guns, Drugs & Cash

Drugs Phone Sex

I always have guns, drugs & cash in my safe in the bedroom because you never know when you’re going to need them.  My husband always has things happening that require cash, so he makes sure there is plenty in the safe.  A few months ago we have someone break into the house, but they didn’t want out money, guns or drugs.  They wanted to fuck me because they heard I was a good gang bang kind of girl.  I begged and pleaded for them not to fuck me, but that seemed to turn them on even more.  I couldn’t’ help but get so fucking wet when I saw the cocks they pulled out of their pants.  Four of them were hung like stallions and one guy was hung like a Greek god!  These were the biggest cocks I’d ever seen.  Before I knew it I had a cock in my mouth, one in my ass, one in my cunt and one in each hand.  They kept rotating from hole to hand, and I couldn’t keep track of who was where.  I just enjoyed the ride, but when they left they took the safe with them.  I was gang banged and left without my guns, drugs and money. 

Bang Bang

I want to be a modern day Bonnie and Clyde. The only problem is I haven’t found my Clyde. I need a big strong man that isn’t afraid to be my accomplice. A guy that will hold the gun while I call the shots. I want to know that he wants to find trouble and fuck shit up in style and live on the edge. I want to do everything from robbing mother fuckers to fucking pussy with the barrel of our guns and making bitches scream both from pleasure and from pain. I want to pillage and plunder and just plain reek all kinds of havoc. I want people to know who we are by our reputation, the carnage we leave behind and the fear just the mere mention of our name instills. Hell yeah I want to be a gun toting, bad ass bitch with a bad mother fucker by my side. makes me so fucking hot thinking about it I just want to shove this cold steel barrel up my cunt and cum. Are you game?

Vinny’s Creampie Surprise

I fucking love being your cream pie. Wouldn’t you love to cover my cunt in whipped cream and make me your cream pie? I want you to fill me up with your creamy jizz and then stand back with your hard cock in your hand while I spread my legs and hold my pussy open pushing it out for you to see. Don’t you just love watching your cum dripping out of my creamy white pussy with it’s pretty pink lips? It makes your dick harder then ever and you want to fill me up again, this time shove that cock in my ass and pump it hard until you fill it up too. I will let you watch it drip out of my ass while I am on my hands and knees so it drips down onto my pussy lips. There is one last hole to fill, put that cock between my lips and let me milk you one last time. MMMM, I love it when you melt in my mouth not in my hands just like an m&m candy….so very delicious!

Wine Tasting Extravaganza

Adult phone chatI have spent so many weekends all coked out while fucking several dozen men per my husbands orders, but every once in a while he knows I am exhausted and I would like to take a break from all the excitement.  My husband made arrangements for us to go to Napa Valley and attend a few wine tastings at a few of the vineyards open to the public.  I thought we would be going to these wine events as regular people, but I should’ve known better.  When we got to our hotel there was a bag of coke on the dresser for me.  I walked over and started doing it without realizing what was happening until my husband handed me a gift.  Inside the box was a new dress with a matching pair of shoes, and he instructed me to get ready since it was almost time to go.  When I asked where we were going he didn’t respond, so I knew this weekend would consist of fucking several people as well.  The difference with this weekend was I got to drink wine, and my husband had everyone cum in the wine glass instead of on my face.

Bukkake Party with Briona

I haven’t seen so many big white cocks in the same room before! Imagine my surprise when I walked in and all of them were waiting and ready for a tiny chocolate treat such as myself. They whipped out these huge cocks and like a good girl I got down on my knees and began to service these men! Mmm all these big juicy balls, filled with all that yummy cum just waiting to be sucked out by my hungry mouth! I felt like a spoiled brat. I loved that I was the only girl there and all these lustful men were moaning and groaning because of me! I had all these cocks to myself! I was in heaven! My pussy was dripping wet like these cocks with pre cum. On top of that, my daddy and my brothers were apart of this little shindig too. I saved them for last.. I wanted to suck and fuck them like no other woman could. They were the only ones allowed to fuck my tight chocolate pussy and ass. And they fucked all my holes good! They weren’t the only ones cumming at this party! I came over and over again all over their cocks before they released their load of cum in my mouth.

I just love cum so much I may just start a cum diet! 😉

Delivering An Early Morning Screw

Who the hell is knocking on my door at eight o’clock in the fucking morning? Uggghh I hate getting woke up this early! When I opened the door and saw him there with a package in his hand and a smile on his face my pussy started gushing. How could I be upset when all I wanted to do was fuck this delivery guy right here, right now? I opened the door wide and he stepped inside. He needed my signature but with luck I would give him much more then a signature. I let my rob fall open revealing my huge double J breasts all the way down to the nipple and when I looked down at his pants his growing cock was unmistakable. I couldn’t help but smile because I knew I had him right where I wanted him. We ended up on my couch, me on my hands and knees and him deep inside my wet pussy from behind. he grabbed my pig tails and pulled them hard as he rode me all the way home. he can deliver early morning packages any time and I will deliver an early morning screw to get both our days off to a great start!

Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun

Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!

Flying High

When I went to the airport and saw this plane, it reminded me that it is almost that time of year again. I don’t know why but it is funny as hell to me and I instantly thought how I hope Santa doesn’t end up on the nose of a plane because he is my favorite fuck on Christmas day. The holidays are a special time of year for us. Family fucking fun all season long. Everyone in the family gets drunk and gets in on the fucking. It is one big incest fest. Grandpa plays Santa every year and our little Uncle Alvin plays the elf since he is so short. We all take our turn sitting on Santa’s lap, from the littlest to the oldest. We love sitting in his lap and whispering in his ear all the naughty things we want this year and all the naughty things we are going to do to him to show him what good boys and girls we are. And then Uncle Alvin the elf gives us a treat of his own. We are never clothed for more then an hour after arriving at my grand parents house and even our furry family friends get in on the action and get more then table scraps to eat. Happy Holidays, hang on it’s going to be a wild ride.

12 Trannies+Faggots Galore=Fun

Darling, let me tell you what happened….We met at the club, all of us partying and having a great time. Getting drunk, dancing, laughing and then they asked us the question and you could have heard a pin drop. There were twelve of us,  trannies, shemale divas. And there were 4 of them, cross dressing, cock sucking, slutty faggots. They had long since told us they wanted to be called faggots. They explained that they liked being bottom faggots. They never needed to give dick, they just wanted to lay down and get fucked hard while being called faggots.I guess that should have been our first clue. Any way the bar is about to close and they admit they have never been fucked by a shemale dick and they want to be our bottom faggots for the evening. They want to crawl around the room, begging to be fucked, sucking hard dicks and getting dick slammed in their asses all night. All they wanted was to worship our cocks while being used. Well we had never done anything like that and we have done a lot of shit. We were drunk enough, why the fuck not? It was a night I won’t soon forget, darling!

Happy Housewife Day

I have always wished I could be Snow White. She is the ultimate house wife and the bitch has it good. Cleaning all day for not one or two or even three but seven little people all with dicks. Can you imagine the orgies after dinner in that little house? My pussy gets wet every time I think about it and the girls love the way I change the fairy tale to suite my horny fantasies when I tell them the story. I have several versions including how Snow eats the apple and her Prince Charming dislodges it with his cock in her mouth only to fuck the shit out of her while the dwarfs watch and jack their dicks covering her in cum from head to toe. Yes little miss housewife, Snow has it made. The critters of the forest all love her too. Taking a break from cleaning she goes out to the well to fetch water and play with all her furry little friends. So to all the woman out there who think being a house wife is boring, I am telling you spice it up baby. Not only will you love it but the whole family will get in on the action and dicks and pussies young and old will be much happier.