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Sexy Bedtime Stories

I love nothing more then making up sexy bedtime stories to tell the girls. It always makes my heart skip a beat when I make up one so good that they stuff their little hands in their panties and rub their little bald kitties as I weave the tale. Last night I think was the best one yet. The tale of The Sexy Autumn Fairy.

Once upon a time there was a sexy fairy. She loved flying around fairy land playing with all the boy fairies. Her wings would flutter slowly at first as she caressed their little boy fairy bodies and kissed their sweet boy fairy lips. The more her excitement grew as she took their fairy cocks in her mouth her wings would flutter faster causing her to float up before landing on their fairy cocks riding them up and down until they came in her tight fairy pussy. She was a special fairy indeed, not only because she knew just how to please the boy fairies but because she was the only Autumn Fairy in all the land. During the summer her wings were a brilliant blue with sparkling pink veins running through them. When she flew they glittered in the light of the summer sun making her the most stunning fairy in all of fairy land. But when the season began to change and the leaves turned from green to golden yellows and bright oranges, so did her wings. The transformation was magical and made all the boy fairies want her more then ever. They would fly from the farthest corners of fairy land just to gaze upon her beauty. She always rewarded them with love and attention that only a special Autumn Fairy could give.

Watching the girls rub their sweet little kitties while I told the story was euphoric and when the tale was over they rewarded me by letting me suck the sweet juices from their fingers before kissing them good night and tucking them in.

Teasing and Pampering

Every girl loves to be pampered. I am no exception to that rule. Spoiling myself is a treat I not only deserve but demand.
There is nothing better then going to the saloon and getting a mani/pedi. Being pampered every few weeks is a day I so look forward to.
My dick is always stiff when I know it is mani/pedi day because I use this day for a little erotic fun as well as being spoiled.
Getting ready to head out I choose what I will wear carefully. It must be sexy. It must show a great deal of cleavage. And it must be a very short skirt with either no panties or panties that clearly out line my big man cock.
I never go to the same saloon twice, unless the nail tech is a male that seems pleased with the treat I provide.
I always request a male tech. They do the mani first and I make sure to flirt openly and shamelessly. Always leaning over and showing off my beautiful tits. Making sure to capture his full attention and erection.
When it comes time for the pedi I sit demurely in the chair anticipating the perfect timing to spread my legs and reveal my surprise.
I love the reactions I get. It doesn’t matter if it is shock, surprise, admiration, curiosity or desire. Each reaction arouses me and I always go home and pump my hard cock thinking about it.
Mani/pedi day is my favorite day of all!

Trick-or-Treat and find my sweet’s

I love this time of year, everyone is on the hunt for a sweet treat. I would love you to come play a game of, trick-or-treat find my sweets with me. My cock is begging for you to cum play with me. I want to play with you, and then punish you. I want you to let me make you my fun little sissy for the night. Let me shove your mouth full of my foot long cock, and fuck you in that sweet treat tight little ass of yours. I want you to drink my sweet candy cum, while I tell you what a good little sissy you are for me. I just want to have fun with you, I wont hurt you, and I will play real nice with your nice little fuck holes. We can play a game of bobbing for balls, and I will even let you win. I will be waiting to hear from you, and my cock will be hard thinking of the games I am waiting to play with you. Don’t keep me waiting to play, cum have fun with me. You will have the best time of your life finding my sweet fuck stick, just for you to play with. I cant wait to hear from you, and I will tell you every juicy swollen detail. 

Lacey goes above and beyond the call

I’m an all out kind of girl. I love to party, and I am a super slut. I want to be your cum dumpster balls to the wall bitch. Anything goes with me, Sometimes that can get a bit on the boring side, so I have to come up with new ways to have fun. I can indulge you deepest fetishes. My last special friend wanted to play his role as a super one night stand. He wanted to met in a bathroom. It was dirty scary place, but I was up for the challenge. He found a stall with a hole cut into it. He didn’t want me to look at him while she skull fucked the hell out of me.
     I had him put his long hard cock through the hole in the stall, as I put every inch of his huge dick in my mouth. I held my head there as he skull fucked my face, till he came so hard, I thought he was going to fill my stomach to the rim. It was the most fun I have had yet.
I love to be used in every way that your mind can imagine. I will play every game that your girlfriend, wife, or anyone else wont play with you. I want to taste every drop of cum you can give me. I am up for any challenge that you can even think up, because I love cock, it doesn’t matter if its in me, on me, or in any one of my sweet little fuck holes.
     I just want you to fuck me, lick me, cum in my face, or if  you want me to suck you, fuck you, or ride your face. I just want to be your cum slut. I will do it all. I am into everything, and I am just waiting for you to give it to me, however you want too. My pussy is wet just waiting for you to tell my what you want me to do for you. I am waiting to play with you, whenever you get ready for the time of your life. I will be here just for you.

GFE Phone Sex with Sabrina

I am always open for new things.

I love being a gfe, It makes me feel beautiful and wanted.  I had one boyfriend who was into all these kinky things. Like fucking on the couch. If we weren’t outside, or somewhere in public we always fucked on the couch. 

He was strong and could hold me in so many different places.

I really loved being open to all things that had to do with sex between us.

Going out to a fancy place to eat, meeting in the bathroom and he would hold up against the wall in the mens bathroom and fuck my brains out. Then, we would go eat dinner, get a little tipsy  and go home and fuck on the couch again!

He wasn’t really into being romantic  but I liked him so much.

His favrite thing was to fuck me in the ass and then have me suck all of my ass juices off his cock. It was something different but I tried it for him.

He also liked for me to pretend  to be his babysitter. We would play around and then I’d strip him naked and have him suck my clit.

He had a really nice cock. I loved to suck him till his balls were dry.

There are those moments in a relationship where the girl wants nothing more than to make the guy cum. Make him feel like a big strong man! Give it to him any way and at any time he wanted her.

I am one of those girlfriends where it is always like that.

I don’t want my guy to leave my house angry, horny or hungry.

What kind of girl are you looking for? Call me to see if we can be that amazing couple!  

 

 

Vote Yes – Get Blown

Its election time and I really wanted the vote to sway for a dirty politician I fuck now and again. I knew I had to do my part to get down to the polls and make shit happen, because he buys me nice gifts with his fatass salary. I knew all the old conservative geezers would be there trying to vote no against him because he has a naughty reputation, but I have a plan! I put on some hot red high heels, to be patriotic 😉 , grabbed a flag, and headed for the library where most of the old folks would be. Sure enough when I arrived, they were lined up out the door, just waiting for their chance to vote against my naughty political man.

Before I got out of my car, I took my clothes off, wrapped myself in the flag, and then walked up to the line. The flag barely covered me, but judging from the old mens’ cocks getting hard in their pants, it wasn’t an issue. I started greeting everyone in the line, and announced that anyone who voted yes once inside would get a free blow job from me on the way out! Well, the old guys started groping at me and telling me how beautiful I am, and said they would all vote for my favorite.

I did as I promised and waited outside the doors for each of them to come out. As they did, I took their old wrinkled cocks out of their pants and stuck them in my mouth and sucked them off. I could tell it had been decades for some of the poor old farts, and they came like crazy. They all told me they voted yes for the sleezy guy, and they all got their sweet reward. In fact, the line waiting for my blow jobs became just as long as the line waiting to vote! I feel like such a good whore – doing my part for society – now get down here and vote yes!!

My Naughty Crush

I don’t give a crap about politics. But when I see “Ready for Hillary” signs, all I can think of is hell yes I am ready for a strong dominant bitch to own me. She may not be conventionally pretty, but I find her hot. Smart, sassy, educated and a ball buster. She can be my Mistress anytime. I have this fantasy about her that gets my cunt super wet.  I picture Hillary wearing a strap-on and taking total control over me. You know she made Bill her bitch.  I’m not a lesbian, but Hillary is pretty manly and I have no doubt she would be a stern master. I want to be her slave. Wear a dog collar that says “Hillary’s Pet” and everything.  I want to be down on all fours worshiping her ass. Licking it, giving her a rim job, fingering her cunt until she cums all over my face. I want her to face sit on me for hours, smothering me with her wet hairy snatch. And once she creams on me again, she throws me over her knees, spanks me until my ass is bright red. But the best part, the hottest part of my fantasy is when she bends me over and fucks my ass so hard with her strap on I am screaming for mercy.

I love a strong dominate bitch. I am submissive  to both genders. My son will always be my primary Master. But,  am I ready for Hillary? You bet. I am ready for her to fuck my ass and make me her bitch. I’m ready for you too.

The Night HE Cums Home!

I’ll admit, I am one of those creepy girls that have a “thing” for the masked killers from classic slasher movies like Halloween and Friday the 13th!  Weird!  I know!  I have never told anyone that when I was watching movies around this time of year, back in the day, it use to get my little pussy so wet to see Michael Myer’s dead eyed William Shatner mask as he would chase all of those hot, slutty school girls.  Later on I would lay in bed, playing with myself (all buzzed and sticky from the left over Trick or Treat candy) and thinking of a rough three way with Jason and Michael.
In my sick and twisted young brain I imagined being held down by the hockey masked killer, Jason Voorhees, while Michael Meyers starts ripping my clothes off while squeezing my little pink puffy nipples.  Michael puts his hand over my mouth to keep me from screaming in terror (pleasure) as he starts to slide the handle of a machete up and down my exposed pussy, before he shoves it painfully inside, making me cum so hard.  They can’t tell if my struggles are to get away or riding out the throws of my orgasm.
My fantasy ends with me being forced down on my knees to take both of the famous mass murders’ thick, dripping erections into my mouth at the same time, fish hooking me with their fingers to make room for all of that cock.  Both of them cum all over my tear and costumed make- up streaked face, leaving me barely alive to tell the tale of my happy violation.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

Your little fuck toy

You wrapped your hand around my throat as you stuck two fingers deep inside my dripping wet cunt. Before you rolled me onto my stomach you had to make sure my tight pussy was stretched out enough for your massive throbbing cock. You demanded I lift my little ass in the air but kept my head down in the pillows. I did as I was told, I always obey my master like a very good girl. The reward for my good behavior was feeling your stiff head pressing into my swollen clit. I begged for you to fuck me, you quickly reminded me with a few slaps that you get decide when and if I get fucked.
God I wanted your cock so bad, all ever think about is sucking every last drop of cum from it. You pushed your sexy prick deep inside me just in time, I didn’t think I could handle more teasing. You had to place your hand firmly over my mouth to muffle all my screams. They got even louder as you fucked me harder and deeper until I felt your sticky cum coat my insides. I enjoyed every minute of it, I want nothing more than to be your little fuck toy. It’s the only thing that gives my life meaning.