Category: Fetish Phone Sex

Squirting Phone Sex with Sheila: My Special Christmas Present

Until recently, I thought squirting phone sex was not really possible because I didn’t think women really squirted. Sure I have seen it in porn movies, but honestly thought it was computer generated imagery. After last night however, I now know squirting is real, because I am a squirter. My oldest stepson came by for a late night Christmas booty call. He said he had a special present for me. Well I thought he meant his cock. It is a magnificent work of art and brings me so much pleasure. Every time he fucks me, it is a present. He had learned some new sex moves he said that would have me quivering. I just had to relax and let him take control of my body.

He had me at quivering. I laid down on the floor as instructed and spread my legs wide. He spent some time worshiping my pussy, teasing my clit, getting me good and sloppy wet. So far I was enjoying my present. Then he inserted two fingers into my cunt, deep too. His palm was facing up and he hooked his fingers as if trying to tickle my pussy wall. Before long he was fingering me fast and his whole hand was pressed on the outside of my pussy so his palm stimulated my clit. I was trembling. And, pussy juice was flowing out my cunt. Soaking wet didn’t begin to describe what was going on between my legs. His fingers found a spot I didn’t know existed inside me. After about 10 minutes of fingering me this way, I shot a massive load of liquid in the air. I couldn’t believe what I did or how I felt.

I begged him to fuck me. He did of course. In fact, I continued to squirt as he was fucking me. The bathroom floor looked like the tub had over flowed. All that liquid on the floor was a hazard! My body felt amazing. I lost track of how many times I came. But, I know I never came harder. And I never felt so amazing. Best Christmas present ever-the gift of squirting. My stepson researched how to make a woman squirt and find her G-spot. I am so glad his dad’s money is providing him with such a quality education.

Adult Phone Chat with Vinny: Let’s Talk About BBC

Let’s have some adult phone chat about big black cock. Everything you white boys have been hearing is the truth. There is no myth about BBC. Black cock is simply bigger and better in every way. Any guy who tries to tell you it’s just hype, is lying to you and themselves because they cannot handle the reality that they are just either pathetically average or a tiny dick loser. Black is beautiful. Black is where it’s at. Once you go black you don’t go back. Black is best. I know these things to be true because I have been a black cock loving whore since I was a school girl.

I can talk about white dick. Sadly, I have had my share of small white dick. If we are talking openly, being honest here, I can tell you that a white dick rarely stuffs a pussy. A white dick rarely stays hard AFTER it’s cum. We all know Viagra was NOT created for the black cock, but because of it. White dick is the only dick that struggles to get up and off on a regular basis. White dick doesn’t believe woman can squirt and claims the female G-spot is a myth because it’s not big or thick enough to encounter either. Everything under the sun seems to effect a white dick: stress, blood pressure, weight, booze, drugs, lack of sleep, illness…all of which are impervious to the big black cock. You will never hear a gal complain that a white cock stretched her cunt out or that she has to sit on a bag of frozen peas because a white dick pounded her till it hurt so good. A white dick often needs 24 hours recovery time for round two, whereas a black dick maybe needs two minutes.

Face it men, black cock is the shit. A black man will always be the best man in your girl’s bedroom. If you truly care for her, you will want her to have the sexual satisfaction she deserves. The satisfaction you likely can’t give her. It is okay, I am here to help you give HER what she needs, what she wants, even if she doesn’t realize it yet. I am in my 40s, with over 20 years experience as a big black cock loving whore. There is nothing more I enjoy talking about than BBC. I’m also here for you bi-curious boys who want to get some of that big black cock on the side. If a well hung black bull can make me weak in the knees, why can’t it do the same to you? I understand that “dark” desire you have and I am happy to be you BBC sex therapist.

I am the BBC expert guys. I can help you understand why black is better. I can school you into getting your wife on board the BBC train. I can even help you enjoy some black cock too. Or I can simply share some of my black cock experiences from the romantic to the hardcore, and everything in between. Let’s talk about big black cock!

Slutty Pregnant Paradise

I know your deep dark secret you know the one you fantasize about but never speak, yes that’s right you love fucking knocked up whore pussy. I know you’re attracted to them because of the soft glowing skin and those round curves. You have a deep seeded desire to be nuzzled next to the breast of your mother, she was your protector and guardian in turn this is why you fantasize about this. The full breasts of your pregnant bitch makes your hard cock throb, knowing she has a part of you growing inside of her. You have an insatiable appetite for fertile slutty women. Pregnant women have that glow that make them so confident.

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As you take your chosen whore you just lay her down exposing that big swollen belly exploring the creases and spreading her legs tasting that soft juice of pregnancy.  Don’t be afraid, in touching and licking, its okay to get her ready for the fuck she’s about to get. The fluctuation in hormones make her so horny and makes her beg for rough sex which drives you to new heights. Climb on top and ram that hard cock in her pleasing her over and over. Just like you dreamed about doing to your mom.  This whore is so turned on with all the emotions going on and before you know it she has squirted all over you.  Desiring to impregnate and fuck pregnant women is so taboo, but you don’t let the shame rule you.  In the end you know the sex is so amazing it will just rock your world. You take pride in knowing she is pregnant and horny!  All because of you. 

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Merry Christmas with Dark Specials and Caller Specials

 

Merry Christmas horny boys. What did you get for Christmas? I got big black cock. That’s right. When I woke up, there was a black elf under my tree waiting for me to unwrap him. Nothing elf about his cock, however. I measured my present at a whopping 14 inches. Santa REALLY loves me. Like a little girl at Christmas, I couldn’t wait to play with my new toy. I pulled and tugged at it, took it in my mouth, even took it for a nice long hard ride. My pussy was so happy. That big black cock filled me up. My Christmas box was overjoyed with a big black yule log!

Have you ever had the gift of big black cock? Well, let me tell you, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry boys, black cock is superior to the majority of white cock out there. It’s bigger, badder, thicker, harder and faster than a speeding bullet. Ever watched a woman take a dark special? Most guys can’t handle it. They get all jealous that they can’t please their women the same way; can’t make them cum that good, if at all. But then some guys can’t enough, just like me.

Well if you have a little white dick, I suggest you give your wife big black cock. She may never fuck you again, but she will love you forever. Black cock is better than any bottle of expensive perfume, or  jewelry or some fancy electronic device. What you are giving her is the gift of unlimited orgasms; intense pleasure; that stuffed feeling; and the ability to fuck all night long. You know, all the things you can’t give her yourself. If you are lucky she will let you watch or maybe even let you clean her up. If you truly love your girl, you will want her sexually satisfied. And let me tell you, as a black cock loving whore, nothing satisfies better than a thick dark special.

You give her a that gift that never disappoints, and you can give yourself the pleasure of my company with one of our caller specials. Get more bang for your buck. I would love to help you turn your wife into a black cock slut, or a black cock breeding whore. Maybe even turn you into one too, or get you off by telling you in graphic detail how you don’t measure up! She gets a dark special and you get a caller special. Merry Christmas for everyone!

White Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a white Christmas. Why should my little fuck toys get all the fun? Why should Christmas be all about the little sluts anyhow? I fucking matter more than them. I popped those sluts out just to get me what I wanted! All they are is fuck toys! And they are gonna get mommy just what she needs to have a perfect white Christmas! I already worked out a deal with Dave! He has a special blend for me. I cant wait to try it! And he wants something special from me! He wants my naked little whores tied up in ribbon under the tree. Dave wants the little fuck toys to be tied tight and have a big bow on each of their heads! Its was easy enough! I tied them up good and tight! When Dave walked in he smiled from ear to ear. He tossed me an ex-large bag and started taking his clothes off! Dave took those little sluts right there under the tree. He left them tied up and just flipped them over on there stomachs! He took his time fucking each one of the. Even stopping to take some hits with me! I got so fucked up I couldn’t stop looking at the tree. And hearing the little whores getting fucked made me cum so hard! I love a white Christmas!

Boy Cock and Coke for Christmas with Mommy Blair

You know what Christmas means to me? Party. Fuck. Party. Fuck. Party. Fuck. My son is with me, and he loves to party too. Oh yeah, and fuck his mommy.  Hell, he gets me all my party favors nowadays. It is sort of a holiday tradition you could say. Get mommy high and drunk and fuck her like a whore. And, bring your little friends over to fuck her too. You see, no one has school this week. That means no curfews or getting up early. I can taste the rainbow all week long. Coke, pot, ice, hash, Oxycotin, X, shrooms, heroin, Quaaludes…  You name it,  I will snort, swallow, sniff or shoot it. Fucking is just better high. I can get my son and his friends off better, harder and with more frequency the higher I am. Why? Because I lose ALL inhibitions. I turn into fucking Mary Kay Letourneau with my son’s school friends after a few lines of coke. Hell I will even lick some baby girl pussy when fucked up.

My son turned me into the dirty p mommy I am today. When he was just a boy, he was always watching me fuck his daddy or my drug dealer. In the beginning, I didn’t know he was watching, but once I did, I found it hot. I would bring in him the room, snort lines off his little hairless cock and balls and get fucked up my ass for a couple grams of coke. Ever since then he has been my party buddy. And for the next couple days all we are going to do is party, fuck, party, fuck, party and fuck some more.

I love to party on the phone too. And fuck. My son loves it when I suck his cock for my horny callers. If you like to party and hear the exploits of a dirty mommy and her son, call me. I will be celebrating Christmas with boy cock and coke!

Naughty Secretary Phone Sex: Sissy Training Holiday Party

I have a part time office job. I don’t have to work. I don’t even enjoy working, but this office job is unique. I am paid really good money to simply give “dicktation.” I have no real skills. But, when you can deepthroat massive cocks, you find yourself in high demand. So many women just can’t swallow a huge shaft. Since I am a total size queen and won’t get out of bed for less than 8 thick inches, many well hung corporate executives need my special skill set to get through a grueling work week. I have been the big cock blowjob secretary at an all male law office for a few years now. The smallest cock in the firm is 10 inches; so I would work for free, but I am not going to complain about a 6 figure income a year to suck real men off.

Every year they throw a wicked wild holiday party. They hire male strippers, bring in a celebrity chef and bartender for catering, even hire a few pretty whores to help entertain the guests. Besides the whores and myself, it is an all male, all well hung party. No sissies or tiny dick losers allowed. Well this year’s party was the kinkiest ever. Somehow, two tiny dick losers snuck in. I guess they had huge wallets and thought that would make up for having clit sticks. My bosses recognized that I am too hot as were the hired whores to service anyone with less than 8 inches. No amount of money will make me lower my standards.

Being the mean size queen I am, I suggested we sissify the girls who failed to measure up. I love humiliating tiny dick losers, especially ones who do not know their place. The rented whores joined me. We got them all prettied up and made them suck off the male strippers. Dressed them like pretty sissy Santa sluts.  Even had them bend over and take it in the ass by the real men. I  put on my big red strap on and fucked them like the  sissies they were. The strippers enjoyed humiliating  the sissy fairy fags too because they thought they were better than the rest of us simply because they had money. At this office holiday party, big cock was the only thing that mattered. Last year’s party I was sucking big dick and getting fucked. I did enjoy some of the hot hung strippers, but I spent most of the party training the new sissies to suck cock and take it in their back door pussies like good sluts. Even made them  drink cumnog! Got to get sissies hooked on cum early on in their training.

Even though the office Christmas party was different this year, it was still wicked kinky fun. Only thing I enjoy as much as a big hard cock in my holes, is putting tiny dick losers in their place!

Anal Phone Sex Whore Cassandra: Take My Ass, Please

Ever since my Daddy first violated my tiny little ass when I was just a young school girl, I have been an anal loving whore.  He would crawl in bed with me every night and put his daddy dick in my pooper as he called it way back then. My back door was fucked long before my pussy. I was daddy’s subby bitch, now I am any man’s subby whore. I picked up a guy last night. Not my normal bad boy type either. More like the boring banker type. Cute though. And when we were dancing, I could feel how hard he was and it was big. I just kept thinking how good it was going to feel in my tight ass. He didn’t really strike me as the one night stand kind of guy, but I wanted his dick to fuck my backdoor something bad.

After I made him do a few shots to loosen him up, I asked him if he liked anal sex. He blushed and said he had never tried it. He admitted that he thought it was distasteful to women. I asked him if he had ever even given or received a rim job? No to both again. I grabbed his cock through his jeans, leaned into him and said, “I want you to fuck my ass.” He looked dumbfounded at first but I told him the only thing distasteful was not honoring a hot chick’s wishes. I got him more shots and once he was good and drunk, I took him home.

I got a bit forceful with him. Pushed him against the wall of my entry way and pulled his huge hard cock out. Fell to my knees like a good whore and sucked him until I was gagging and my eyes were bugging out. I then pushed him to the floor and got on top of him reverse cowgirl. I just spit on his cock to lube it up. Grabbed the base of his thick rod and worked it in my tight ass. I let out such a loud moan too. What a feeling. Brought back so many hot memories of when my Daddy fucked my ass. I was his first ass. My ass will spoil guys though! I can take it long, thick and hard up my ass. No hesitation; no wincing; no complaining; no pleading to stop.

He rammed his cock in and out of my ass for hours. We never even made it to my bed. That’s okay, I’m not exactly the bedroom type. I’m the down and dirty whore who picks up strangers and let’s them ass bang her for hours on a cold floor. Who are we kidding, I am the woman of YOUR dreams.

Only Dreaming

Your the one I’m dreaming of in such a special way. All the things I want to do and all of them to you. I want to cut you up and bleed your heart all over my cutting room floor. I want to taste your heart and bathe in your blood just to get myself off. Your pleading eyes beg of me to take you from this world. Your wishes are my command when I am the one in charge. I want to taste you and masturbate you in that special way.

Isn’t it so sweet to taste the life seeping out of a loved one? That sweet devotion as you sacrifice their biological body to your goddess. The thick sweet blood of the sacrificial goatman as he lay upon your altar. The dream so vivid it awakes me. I crave the bloodiest piece of meat to subside my desire. The desire of another sacrificial lamb of a young sweet darling. That succulent flesh as I part my lips to take a taste. That innocence that makes her flesh a simple delicacy. 

Awakening from a dream of a dream of cannibalistic necrophilia with a tannic taste in my mouth. Where are you? I need you here to help me fulfil this desire the very desire I know you share. It’s Friday night and as midnight strikes we will be engorged on virginal flesh and blood. We will be satisfied with our climaxes from the most absurd dream.

 

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.