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Dick-lickin-good

 

Last week I posted about how fuckable my best friend and her husband is…

Well this weekend I spent some alone time with her husband.

His cock is just too damn good.

He couldn’t hide his large hard-on.

I went and turned on some music.. 

and started to wiggle my ass….

His cock was rubbing against the zipper of his pants. 

I walked up to him and climbed on his lap.

We were dry humping and I was rubbing my pussy all over his pants. 

He stood up while he was holding me close to his body.

He walked into the kitchen and laid me down on the table so my head was hanging off. 

He turned around went to the fridge and came back with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. 

I licked my lips as he put some whipped cream on the tip of his dripping cock.. and drizzled some chocolate down his shaft..

I was so ready to suck his cock and let him fuck my mouth…. 

I can’t wait to tell you more when you call me baby! 

Cumming Home Late!

 

So I might just have a little bit of a curfew, and I might just forget about said curfew sometimes! I was out clubbing with some of my girls and just lost track of time! I came home, a little tipsy, at about one in the morning, hoping my daddy was tucked away in his bed.
I took off my heels as I was walking through the door, tight little jacket coming off after I managed to wiggle both arms free, being as careful as I could.
To be honest after a long night at the club, I was pretty darn riled up, I hadn’t gotten any tonight, because I didn’t want to leave my group, we were just having too much fun! But after seeing so many people getting fucked against walls, and sucking some hot guys under the table I was sooo ready to get it on!
After getting to my room, I started to take my top off, letting my little budding breasts free so I could pinch at my nipples, getting them good and hard before I dug around in my dresser for my cute little dildo.
I moved back on my bed, pushing my panties down just below my stick-clit, stroking over it with one hand, while the other gripped my toy so I could suck and throat it while I got myself good and ready to give it to myself really good! Well, while I was stroking my cock, I accidentally knocked the lamp off of my nightstand as I was moving to get more comfortable.
Nothing broke, and I didn’t think much of it until my door opened! My dad was standing there looking sooo grumpy, but it must have been a pretty good view of my ass, because that frown was turned upside down faster than I ever imagined it would!
Before I knew it, he had pulled my dildo out of my mouth, and my panties aside to just go ahead and shove it inside of me! He was giving it to me so good and rough, soon enough he unzipped his pants and pressed his hard cock to my mouth so I would have something to suck on! And gosh did I suck that cock.
He stopped me before I came, bent me over and gave me a few good, hard spanks before shoving his own cock into me and finishing the both of us off!
I sure learned my lesson!

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.

I’ll do anything for the right price…

Most women can not compete with me.

There is nothing I wont do to earn an extra buck.

I spend my days laying naked around rich men’s homes and I lay there and wait for them to fuck me.

I am their sex slave for a day.

 
My client today wants me to wait out side on his porch and when he is ready he will call me inside for a treat.
He wants me to be his obedient pet.
I love to do this because of the money and sex.
I am such a greedy whore when it comes to sex and money.
 
For the right price, I will fuck myself. 
I let a man fuck me with his cut off arm stub and I made $1500 for that.
Last week I pretended to be a corps for my client. I laid in a bath of ice water. and when I was the right temp for his he fucked me up my ass.
I let a man lick peanut butter off my pussy. 
I even work with women.
All women want to do is have their pusses eaten or fuck me with a strap on.
I enjoy women more because they are so hard on my body.
 
About a month ago, I was a man slave for 3 days. 
I made over 10 thousand dollars.
He fucked every hole in my body. 
He would spank me, and drag me around his house on a leash.
I wasn’t aloud to shower for those 3 days, He wanted me covered in his cum from head to toe.
 
Like I said, I’ll do anything for the right price. 
Hire me today and let me be your sex slave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: School Boy Crush

There is this guy I have known for years. Just a big bully. We went to school together when I was a traditional boy. But I was never really traditional. I mean I always felt like a girl trapped in a man’s body and that was obvious to the other school boys, Jordan in particular. He called me fag and freak and really made my life hell.  He never left our city either. I have to see him sometimes at the gym. I just avoid him. The other day he approached me while I was on the treadmill. I was stunned. He didn’t recognize me as a girl. In fact, he asked me out.

I was pleasant but told him I don’t go out with strangers. He asked to friend me on Facebook in an attempt to not be a stranger much longer. Well I reluctantly agreed. I really despised Jordan, but perhaps he had changed? His Facebook feed was filled with gay bashing. I just hated him more, but now I thought maybe I should fuck him to teach him a lesson.  After a few days of interacting via social media, he realized we had a bunch of mutual friends from our youth and that we went to the same school. I thought I would be sly. I asked him if he knew Carlton Heinz? I passed myself off as his half sister. Jordan actually admitted to being mean to my brother, well um, me.  Then the most shocking thing ever, he admitted he had a crush on him/me in school but was afraid to admit it because he never considered himself gay. I said we are all bisexual if you really think about it. So I guess he taunted me to deflect his own feelings for me and now lives in the land of denial about his own sexuality, so he gay bashes.

He needed my help. He needed my cock. So, I finally agreed to go out with him. Jordan was attracted to me still after all these years, but he just didn’t realize it. I had to fuck him now. After a wonderful dinner and a play, we went back to my loft. We started making out and his cock was throbbing in his pants. Mine was throbbing in my panties, tucked under my ass as not to show through my dress.  I went down on him, swallowed his cock. He guided my head up and down his shaft. He came in nothing flat. He wanted to pull my panties off and return the favor. I told him I very much wanted him to reciprocate but I had a small confession. He thought I was on my period or was having a personal grooming issue. He was shocked, but pleasantly so when he saw my throbbing rod. I explained I use to be Carlton. His cock got hard again almost instantly. He admitted he has been carrying a torch for me  since our school days and I looked even more amazing than I did then. He fell on my cock. I could tell I was his first cock, but it still felt great.

We continued to fuck in my steam room. I am usually a top, but I was a bottom for Jordan. He clearly had been waiting a long time to fuck my hot ass and now he finally had his chance. Not sure if I like him yet, but his cock felt good in my ass. I have issue with closeted guys who can’t accept who they really are. But didn’t stop me from jacking my cock as he pumped inside me, jizzing all over my stomach and tits as he came. It was an incredibly hot experience. He got to fuck his school boy crush, I got a hot load of cum.  Still hard to believe he crushed on me all these years when he was so mean to me that I hated him for decades. Guess it is no different than a traditional boy pulling the pigtails of a traditional girl because he likes her. Now we are grown up and pulling on cocks instead!

Practice makes Perfect!

Two boys at once, one cock in my mouth the other in my ass. I was being judged on my performance by the director I just met and fucked. He liked my ass so much that my ass and I are the star of his latest low-budget movie. I had done about three lines of coke before my practice performance because it makes me more wild. If I’m being perfectly honest , I like the way it burns too. The boy fucking my ass had done a little coke off my asshole so it was nice and numb ready for him to pump away.
I must have sucked the second boy’s cock perfectly because he came into my mouth in under five minutes. I was disappointed, that wasn’t very much fun for me. I like having my mouth and ass filled at the same time now! My disappointment didn’t last long, to my surprise the boy fucking my ass pulled it out as he was about to cum and jammed his cock into my mouth. Would it make me bad girl if I said I enjoyed tasting my own ass on his cock?

A Cock So Big It Was Worth Physical Labor

I am not one for physical labor. About the only heavy lifting I wanna do involves a nice big cock. A few years ago, however, there was this well hung farmer whose attention I was trying to get. He was impervious to my beauty and charm. He was friends with my brother who had seen him naked at the gym and said he had the biggest cock for a white guy he had ever seen. My brother is a procurer of big dick for me; so he knows what I want and need. This farmer was single, so I honestly thought it would be as easy as saying, “wanna fuck.” He made me work for his cock, literally work for it.

I spent a weekend on his farm baling hay. Now that shit is not easy.  First you got to rake the hay, then you got to tedder it, then you got to bundle it. Those bales of hay, even the small ones my farmer used for his horses were like 75 lbs. I worked like 15 hours a day for just a few bales of hay. I really got a good work out and a better appreciation  for farm life. It’s not for me. But farmer cock is for me. OMG he did have a huge one. On the last night I was at his farm, he let me use his Jacuzzi to work out the kinks. And I had some kinks. He surprised me by joining me in the hot tub. Said he appreciated a woman who was not afraid of a little manual labor. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I did it only for the nookie.

When he let his robe drop to get in the hot tub and  I saw his foot long cock, I wished my brother and husband were there to watch me take the biggest white dick I had ever seen. My brother is my sissy, my husband is my cuckold and they are both my fluffers! This cock required extra mouths and hands. I did my best to get it all the way in my mouth , but he was really too big. He was so big that soft he looked hard.  I did need my fluffers. They would have enjoyed guiding his shaft into my pussy too. When my farmer boy fucked me it felt so amazing. I mean he hit my cervix in a painful way because he was that big but it was a hurt so good kind of pain. Honestly, I had never been fucked like that before . All sorts of positions we could get into because he had a monster cock. At some times, it felt like I was getting fucked and giving head simultaneously  to give you an idea of how big his dick felt inside me.

The next morning, I woke up in his arms and I was sore all over. Not sure if from the physical labor of baling hay or fucking a monster cock. Likely a mixture of both. I enjoyed telling my brother and husband about the man I had that was 4 times the man either of them could ever hope to be. I decided not to shower before I returned home so my husband could clean me up and see for himself what a man I fucked. The only cock ever worth manual labor.

Do you have a cock worthy of manual labor? Or do you a little prick that belongs in my panties?

Wet Blowjob

mmmm, Can you imagine going camping with me? A beautiful secluded wooded beach area.
We are setting up camp getting a fire going, I’m walking around in my two piece skimpy bikini, my hair in a loose braid, I purposely bend over in front of you, all you see is my perfect young tight ass I get up and adjust my perky hard nippled tits then you realize that I’m teasing you and it’s working, I love fucking with men’s heads, lol.
You walk over to me and start kissing me your hands between my legs feeling my wetness in my tiny bikini bottoms, I take my hands rub them through your swim trunks, I feel that beautiful hard cock of yours, I stick my right hand in your trunks and start stroking you, I get excited and pull your trunks down and put your big balls in my mouth teasing them with my tongue and softly sucking them, I then lick the bottom of your shaft to the top where I suck firmly on the head taking you deep in my throat you feel the muscles tighten around your cock oooh it feels so good. I take your cock out of my mouth and run to the beach and yell catch me if you can…..and run into the water, you give chase, I take off my bikini and throw it at you, come get me if you can, you yell back what do I get if I catch you? I said an underwater blow-job I laugh, you swim out, then disappear under the water an I can’t see where you are then SPLASH you jump up and grab me, we both laugh and then I kiss you, I hold my breath go under the water I come up for air it’s not working like I thought it would so you say hey I will float on my back and you suck baby, I’m like ya let’s try it, so you float on your back with you big cock sticking up and I start sucking deeply enjoying the feeling of you and the water, I get so excited that I have a wonderful orgasm right there in the water with your cock gliding in and out of my beautiful lips I can tell your getting ready to cum I go deeper and faster as you explode all that hot yummy cum down my throat, you get upright and hug me as we swim to shore. I would love to have that great experience with you. Cum and play with me…

He Needed A Naughty Nurse

Sometimes I go to the hospital just to visit. I try to cheer up patients that have no visitors in their room, preferably male. I peeked into the room and there he was just laying there looking so lonely. I went in with a big smile on my face, my white “uniform” cut low, I took my little red nurses cap out of my pocket and placed it on my head.”You’re not the Nurse that is usually on duty” he said with a smile on his face. Closing the door behind me, I said “no I am not darling, and you have never had a Nurse with a bedside manner like mine.” Pulling his covers back he didn’t disappoint me, his cock was already growing to an impressive size. I leaned way over rubbing my huge tits on his chest and whispered in his ear. “I think you need a sponge bath, And then I will give you a does of mouth to cock resuscitation. It cures all ailments.” Running my tongue down his neck I sneak a quick peek at the bulge under his hospital gown before retrieving the supplies for the bed bath from the bathroom. Needless to say washing that impressive hunk of meat between his legs was as far as I got with his bath. He was just to ill not to get his medicine right away.