Category: Adult phone chat

My Favorite Surfboard

I’ve been surfing my entire life!  OK – for as long as I can remember!  I love going to the beach with my favorite surfboard and hitting the waves early in the morning.  Usually there aren’t many girls here, in fact I am usually the one.  I like it this way because all the guys are staring at me because I change my clothes right there on the beach.  Yes, out in the open I remove all my clothing and put my suit on, and of course I always need help tying or buckling the top.  This is how I get you to talk to me, then I gently let you know that I need to fuck before I hit the waves.  I can see that you are all too happy to help me out, but sometimes you say no.  It never fails when we are out on the water I will fall off my board and you will have to come and rescue me.  This is when I learn that you are very interested in fucking me, but she’s in the car.  I gave you my name and phone number, grab my board and head back to the waves.  I want nothing more than to go to my place and fuck your brains out but that will have to wait until we can be alone!

He Wants Me To Be His Girlfriend

He calls me regularly and needs the release of phone sex. No one else understands what he wants and needs and his only relief is when he is with me. I tell him just what he wants to hear. I am patient and gentle and I coax him into his state of arousal. It isn’t until his dick is as hard as it can get and aching to explode for me that I bring him full circle. He tells me every time how much he loves me and how he wishes I was his girlfriend. He swears if I would only met him, he would give me the stars and the moon and I would never want for anything. He promises to go slow and spoil me until I fall madly in love with him like he is with me. What keeps me from doing it? Why don’t I take him up on his offer? Do I want to be a girlfriend or do I just enjoy being a phone sex operator to much to be committed to just one guy? I have thought about it, the offer is tempting, but what if it isn’t what expect it to be? What if I am not what he expects me to be? I think I will stay here where it is safe and continue to be all he needs when he calls.

He’s Our Little Subby Bitch

I love it when she calls and wants to teach her little dicked husband his lesson. He is so submissive because he has no fucking choice with that puny little fucking cock that is worthless for anything other then laughing at. We always meet in a hotel that is cheap and sleazy because it has paper thin walls and every one in the rooms next to us can hear his humiliation and pitiful subby ass. And if we are honest, he doesn’t deserve anything better.
He has to take that little bitty dickie out of his pants and he can’t touch it, but we can see it as it tries to grow up all big and strong. Funny thing is it never gets more then 1 or two inches long, if he is lucky.
He gets to watch as a real man with a big cock fucks his wife the way she needs to be fucked. While I stand over him ad laugh at his little dickie making fun of it and making sure he doesn’t touch it. He always cums in spite of himself and we always make him take the big boy dick up his ass so he knows what a real cock feels like.
He knows he deserves his humiliation and he takes it like the little dicked fucker he is. I think next time we get together we might make him dress up like the pathetic sissy looser he is and take him out on the town before we take him back to the hotel for his humiliation.

Dominatrix Phone Sex-Phoenix Style….

Sometimes men forget, that aside from the intense charge that I get from ‘death-by-phone’, I have yet  another skill-set…..I love to control you while you are yet, still alive.  Dominatrix phone sex is one way that I do it.  However, if you are looking for gentleness?……..Honey, I am not the one!  If you like it harsh, rough, cruel, and intense?………..I’m your Huckleberry Bitch!!!!

So, you arrive to my dungeon.  I immediately grab you by your pathetic throat and slam your head against my brick wall.  I then snatch you up by the scruff of your neck (by this time you are bloodied), and I head-but you (about 10 times).  I then slam you in your groin with a 30 pound dumbbell (I love working out: such a feeling of euphoria)!  You loose your balance and fall to your knees, ready to worship my superiority.  I now order you to lick my 6 inch stiletto boot heels (that are covered in ‘furry friends’ feces that I had intentionally stepped into, prior to your arrival).  You whimper and whine, uttering a faint, “Yes Madam.”  You follow through, by hungrily licking and sucking every morsel of ‘brown delight’ from my heels.  To reward you, I pistol whip you with my 9mm; bitch slapping you, until I have broken your front teeth.  Next, I order you to put a bit in your mouth;treating you like the animal that you are.  You struggle to put the bit in your mouth, spitting out your bloody teeth in the process.  I rip your pants and underwear off of you, and order you to put on my snug fitting, chastity device (one that cuts off  your circulation).  I lock you pathetic penis up, shackling it and bolting it securely with a heavy padlock.  I then swallow the key.  You only have the ability to urinate.  I force you down onto your back, on the cold, hard, steel floor.  I then squat over you and cover you with my scent (urinating all over your pathetic, bound and shackled penis and scrotum). You cock hardens from the warmth of my hot piss.  I respond by pouring scolding hot, boiling water on your ball-sack, and metal-clad chastity device:(a conductor of intense heat).  You scream as if you were dying, begging your Madam to stop, but I don’t hear you! I laugh, like an evil bitch!!!(amused by your pain).  “Subby Bitch“!!!

 

I Love 12 Inch Cock

When Kalinda called me about doing a 3 way I said sure, you know we’re all friends and we love doing threesomes together.  It wasn’t until I was talking to Stephanie that I found out we were going to get a 12 inch cock to enjoy!  I was so excited, I mean I had heard of his cock and how awesome it is, but I hadn’t actually experienced it myself.  Kalinda was so excited telling me about it that she could hardly sit still, and Stephanie kept telling me there’s so much cock, so much cum, oh so much cock and cum!  She couldn’t stop saying it over and over again.  When we started he told us where and how he wanted us, and I just wanted to scream PLEASE LET ME SUCK IT!  I wanted to taste that cock so bad, but i didn’t have to – I got to suck his cock almost immediately.  i started licking and sucking the tip and quickly realized this fucking cock is too huge for my mouth, but Stephanie and Kalinda helped me by shoving my head down slowly so I could get it in my mouth as far as possible.  I was actually chocking on his 12 inch thick cock and I loved every second of it!  I am addicted to it, and I know Kalinda and Stephanie are too!

Painting Party

I got invited over to a panting party Friday. It was very fun. There were two pretty little things tied up in the basement. John my host and myself got to have fun with art. I got to pick my canvas. I of course chose the lighter skinned redhead. She is perfect for a painting party. You see we both get a girl. And our tools. We get to cut and use her own blood to paint a picture on our canvas. Then we have to decide who was the best artist. I always win. I have a steadier hand. I love to do very detailed cuts to really paint a nice picture. And the winner gets to choose how the canvases die. And of course if you cut to deep and kill your canvas then you lose automatically. I painted a beautiful sunset. With stars all over her. Even put in some mountains and a lake. I won hands down. John pained a bland sun with wavy lines…lol BUT I did like how his lines dripped blood out. But since I wont I got to decide the fun. Johns canvas was hung and stabbed to death. I think the knife killed her before the rope. My beautiful canvas was raped to death while I choked the life right out of her!

Costume Party

Halloween is always a favorite for me. I do love to dress in costume. Last year I was a naughty bunny.  But I need to step it up. This year I am being extra naughty. I have decided to go as Adi Gallia. She is a black female Jedi Master! And the best part is. I am wearing a neon blue glowing condom. So my light saber will be my big black cock. I can’t wait to let all the nerds play with my light saber! I am going to be dressed super sex with a brocade bra and matching panty set. And then put the long robe on top. And I am going to teach these boys how to hand a real loaded weapon! On your knees and show my saber some mad props! Then I am going to show you how deep I can force my saber in to your wanting body! I absolutely love any excuse to get dressed up and show off my big black cock!

Punish The Panty Boy!

I’ve got this panty loving sissy that needs to be punished by all the superior females here at Fuckalicious. Every little naughty thing he does deserves two options. Hard smacks to the tush or what I love most, punishment fees. He loves his bright pink panties! He doesn’t dare wear regular boring men boxers. He wears soft old fashion jockey panties that make his little clit stick feel tingly and warm. Now doesn’t that sound like he should be punished and humiliated? Everyone should know how he goes and gets massages and flashes the masseuse.Or how he looks up tiny teen skirts just to see what colorful panties they have on. He loves to stroke his pathetic little dickie through those panties too but of course with my permission. I love to hear this naughty sissy smack that ass with a paddle. Serves you right, and you deserve every slap too! You naughty boy!

He even paid a small fee to exclude his name from this blog… I think I should out this panty pig to the fullest!

What do you think I should do? Do you deserve to be humiliated as well? Tell me what your dirty little secret is, I promise I’ll keep it safe.. but then again you never know!

Put Your Mouth Where My Pussy Is

It’s Friday night and I am so ready to party and get fucked. What would you give me for some of this wet, hot pussy? Would you buy me anything I want? Get me nice and fucked up and then fuck my brains out? Would you keep me all to yourself or share me with your friends? Or would you rather me invite a bunch of my party girls over and get us all fucked up so we could fuck your brains out? Personally I believe the more the merrier, big dicks, little dicks, big tits, little tits, lots of drinking lots of drugs and lots and lots of wild and crazy mind blowing fucking. I love sharing a huge cock with my girls, all our mouths on it at the same time. And I really love sitting on a face, having a tongue deep inside me while one of my girls rides a dick all the way home so we can all lick and suck the cum out of her tight pussy. If you love to party as much as we do, if you love to fuck as much as we do, if your kinky and have no inhibitions, then tonight might just be your lucky night. Who knows what wild shit we can get into together?

Family Fun Phone Sex

I am always amazed at the things my little ones want to do for fun. We had a great time last night with a friend of mine and her girls, when they all decided we were going to shave pussies after dinner and then have a body painting session. The girls were so eager to cover their pussies in shaving cream and shave all the hair off their little twats. My friend and I watched as our cunts got wetter by the minute. Then it was our turn and the girls covered our cunts with shaving cream, shaving us with an expertise that I didn’t think they had. They carefully held our pussy lips to the side and shaved us clean. They even spread our ass cheeks and shaved around our tight ass holes. It was such a fucking turn on! When everyone was nice and cleanly shaven they went to work on us with the body paints. They carefully painted around our nipples and down to our bald pussies, creating colorful designs. We used edible paints and when they were done we all licked body paint off each other till the desire for more incest family fun was driving us all crazy. The evening ended with lots of incest family fun and cum every where. Gosh I love being a p mom!