Poppers With A Side Of Cherries

This week was fun, but something scary happened to me again. I was playing in my backyard with my dog. Her name is Sparkles, and she’s my friend.

Why does everyone keep touching me in my private places? My Mommy and Daddy said to me “No. Don’t let boys touch you in your private places.” But what about girls? Sometimes I get so confused with all of these grown-up rules.

Just as I was pitching the little tennis ball that Sparkles and I use to play catch, I heard some rustling sounds over the fence. Rustle, rustle, rustle, the sounds went. I got curious, so I walked over to the bushes lining the gate . . . and BAM! Something hit me right in the face!

I don’t remember what happened next, but everything was all black and fuzzy. When I woke up, I was trapped in a warm, dark room with very soft sheets . . . and I wasn’t wearing any clothes! OH NO! I thought. Not again!

I tried to pull the blanket over myself. But someone walked in and revealed herself to me. That’s right, she revealed herself, right before my innocent, nudie little eyes!

I was shell-shocked. She looked just like a nice, trusting adult I would’ve run to if I’d ever needed a bandaid. Except that her big bobbies were showing, and that wasn’t nice at all.

“What have you done with Sparkles?” I huffed angrily, all weak-but-brave-damsel-in-distress like.

The woman cackled meanly. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha, she cackled, only not quite as nice sounding.

“I believe you’ll find yourself to be a little more pliable,” she announced, “once you get a whiff of this.”

I did not want a whiff of anything, really. But she was a bad girl villain, and bad girl villains don’t listen to what you want. Then she came over and stuck a bottle under my nose. I tried to turn away, but my head still kinda hurt. That’s my kryptonite, if you can keep a secret. When someone bashes my head open in my very own backyard.

The stuff in the bottle smelled really bad. My battling arms soon dropped uselessly to my sides. Then the mean lady laid me down on the floor and purred at me. I gulped as she recapped the bottle and set it down.

“How does that feel?” she asked seductively, trailing a long fingernail down my abdomen.

It felt great. All of a sudden my dizziness increased, but at the same time, a happy feeling overcame me. My dampening kitty felt really hollow, like it needed to be stuffed. The mean lady saw me wiggling to be touched and immediately laughed all evil-like again.

She stretched forward then and pulled out a canister from beneath the couch. It was full of little red circles marinading in red liquid. The looked like veiny eyeballs in blood.

“Cordial cherries,” the woman supplied at my horrified expression. “Poppers and cherries,” she laughed.

I didn’t understand the joke until she repeated it three more times, guffawing louder with each word. Finally she was leaning over me in a laughing fit, so I reached up and grabbed her booby to snap her out of it.

“Umm, excuse me,” I interrupted politely, “but aren’t you going to touch my privates?”


Come play my way!

I am the type of dirty you cant wash off. I don’t really give a fuck what you think of me. Trailer trash or whore momma. You can suck it. You don’t like it keep on walking. There are plenty of dirty men for my dirty little sluts to fuck.And I know just what those dirty fuckers need.  They need to spread a little slut open and watch their cocks stretch her out. And that is exactly what I offer.  I throw my parties and they are lined up at the door.  Waiting to hand me their money and hand my little ones their cocks. I really don’t care what you want to do with them. Fuck em, beat em, use every single hole. Or role-play any game you want. Make em call you daddy. Or dress them up in catholic school dress’s. I don’t  care! As long as I get paid, your free to do what ever you want. And if you bring the blow with you.. You can have more than one of my sluts. That is deal you wont get anywhere else!

Cold-Hearted, Financial Domination Bitch

I believe that you must pay to play.  In that, as a beautiful woman, I deserve the best, and I expect for my companions to honor my time with their resources.  Is it prostitution? perhaps (I really don’t care).   If I decide to become your girlfriend, I will expect for you to cater to my needs, spoil me financially, and to give me access to everything that you own; ultimately, making it mine.  You would belong to me, and likewise, all of your assets shall also become mine.  I may decide that I want you to increase your life insurance policy to $350 million and make me the beneficiary (secretly cutting off your wife and the rest of your family). You are to leave everything to me; awarding me ownership of your estate, when you pass….(I want to enjoy your wealth in my youth, so I will murder you and make it look like a professional hit).  There is no price that you can put on my love.  However, I have a price, and it is everything.

 

Have You Met Olivia?

2 Girl Call Phone SexGuys joke all the time about having a “wingman” when they go out trolling for girls, well girls do the very same thing.  Olivia and I have been friends for a while now, and we are there for each other in the trolling for guys department.  We were instant friends from the moment we met because we seem to have the same sense of humor.  Neither one of us is really jealous, so we don’t mind sharing  everything especially guys.  Olivia is always so gracious and kind because she is not selfish or mean at all.  Her kind hearted nature is so welcoming that everyone gravitates to her and her beauty is quite striking so all the guys want to talk to her.

We went out last weekend and ran into a friend of ours, and he was partying pretty hard already, so when he asked us to join him Olivia quickly said yes.  I wasn’t sure about it, but she knew how much fun he was when he was partying and wanted to share this experience with me.  We went back to his place and Olivia just jumped in and started sucking his cock, and when I saw that I forgot all my hesitations and jumped right in with her.  We took turns sucking his cock, sitting on his face and riding his cock that he actually nutted so many times that he was spent.  That’s really hard to do to a guy when he’s on as many drugs as this guy was, but Olivia wanted to make sure we all had a good time.  So if you haven’t met Olivia yet, just wait until you are at the bar next time; I may walk up to you and say: Hi!  Have you met Olivia?  That will be the beginning of your appreciation for her as well.

Warm Fire and Hot Cock

All this cold weather has me thinking of warm fires and hot cock. I just cant get cock out of my thoughts. Even last night I had the best dream last night. I dreamed I had my tits wrapped around a young hard cock and he was pumping away. I got to lick and suck on that mushroom head until he blew all over my face. He gave me the best facial I have ever had. When I woke up I just had to find a young cock to taste. I didn’t have to look to far. I just put on a VERY sheer white top and went out to check my mail.  The boys next door couldn’t take their eyes off me. I picked out my favorite and motioned for him to follow me. And he was more than willing. I sat down in front of the fire and took off my shirt. I heard him gasp. Then I told him it was time to fuck my tits and he could BARELY get his cock out fast enough. I was pleasantly pleased by how long he took to cum on my face. And how fast he got ready for round two! A perfect cold weather day!

Titty Fucking Sex

Hot titty sex! Who doesn’t want to hear about that? Let me share a story with you. Last night I was at a party and decided to join a poker game. I am not very good at poker, but after a few drinks you think you can do anything. It was a game of strip poker and, well, I was stripped in no time. I can get very stubborn however, and wanted to keep betting even after I had nothing left to bet. So I decided I would bet myself. Well I lost that bet too. I got passed around that table and I loved it. I was used and abused and then used some more. I sucked dick and ate pussy too. I can’t even remember how many times I was titty fucked. That seemed to be what everyone wanted. I can’t blame them though. My titties were made for fucking! I can not wait to do that again. Who knew I would cum like that and so many times. I even squirted! I have never done that before. I loved having so many cocks to play with. I can not wait till next week because they said I can play with them every week!

Loose Woman….

You know how some people just piss you off? It is the way they walk or talk. For me It is the bible thumpers who wont take no for an answer. I believe in what I believe. I am very spiritual. And to have some little bitch tell me I am wrong because she said so. Well … that pisses me off. But today.. today was so far beyond rude, I just couldn’t let it pass. I got a knock at the door. When I opened the door it was a sweet young thing. She asked if I have been saved. And of course I have. But then she went on … She said she could tell I was a loose woman by the way I dressed. That a lose woman is a sin in God’s eyes. That if I didn’t change my ways I would burn. I told her it was time for her to leave. And she REFUSED. She said she could not let a “lose woman” live in her neighborhood, without her trying to FIX me.. FIX ME??? Fuck no. that was to far. I invited her in. And then knocked the bitch out. When she woke up I had her tied down in my dungeon. I reminded her (while I was stripping her down) that god said love thy neighbors. And to not judge. Oooh and of course he without sin cast the first stone. I was going to teach the bitch what a lose woman is. And then I am going to watch her burn. Stones she should not have cast are coming back to haunt her. Once she was completely tied down and naked. I pulled out my double dick fuck machine and lined it up with the little bitch. She started screaming. Begging me not to hurt her. She said she was a virgin. Lol… Not for much longer! I plugged my toy in and watched it rip thru her ass and pussy. I listened to her scream as the machine fucked her for HOURS. And I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it. I asked her as I was leaving for the night… Who’s the loose woman now. I could hear her sobbing over the machines hum. I will let the bitch enjoy her fate for the next few days. Then the real fun starts. I wonder if I will just burn her. Or share her first? Mmmm choices, choices…

Sex Bot Fun

Imagine being able to order a sex bot especially designed for you. You can program it to be whatever you want, teach it to please you in ways a person wouldn’t because of hang ups. A sex bot that can look futuristic or like a human, what ever you desire. He or she would be at your beck and call and satisfy your every sexual desire on command with out complaining. Never having a head ache or being tired. never complaining if tonight you want a quicky and tomorrow you want to go all night. Never bitching cause you fell asleep with out snuggling or because you don’t want foreplay this time. I often fantasize about a bot lover. One whose cock I can change from huge to tiny if I wish. Can you imagine adjusting how tight your pussy is every time you fuck? They are already making these. I long for the day that they are affordable and not such an unusual idea. Soon one will be mine and he will know just how to please me every day! I can’t wait to have my own sex bot!

Tantric Sex Delight

Tantric Sex is all about increasing potent sexual energy and intimacy while you fuck your brains out. It is about prolonging the great sex. Slowly fucking and rubbing. Teasing and touching. Slowly rubbing your body over your sex partners. Breathing as one unit. Becoming one body. Slowly merging yourself into one sexual being. That is what I am all about. I want to slide my body over you. I want to feel myself, my hard cock slip inside you. Our breathes covering each other. Our fingers slowly caressing every single spot. Barely moving. Gliding together and dragging out every drop of pleasure. As my hard cock grows thicker and harder deep inside you. I pull you close to me and kiss you deeply. We are one soul, one body. I want to slowly ride the waves of passion. Building and arcing together. Until we are both beyond ourselves. Until we can no longer hold back and we fall off the cliffs of ecstasy together.

Cum Piss On Me

Have you ever had piss pumped inside you? I have!

One of my callers is really into golden showers, squirting, and piss play. Lately I’ve been trying out a lot of dirty, kinky anal games, and so far this is one of the hottest!

Pete spread me on the table and told me to hold both of my legs. I gripped my thighs tightly as he attached the tube between my butt cheeks. Pete stuck one end up my ass and the other in inside of a pussy pump. He had a great idea for the two of us to try out, and I was more than horny to oblige!

He whipped out his dick and mock-aimed it at my face. Then he pissed right inside the pussy pump. The tube delivered his golden rainwater right up the clip in my ass. It swished right past the clip and flowed deep inside of me. The feeling of that weighted liquid rushing up my asshole is indescribable. I love piss play. It makes me feel naughty, horny, and pleased all at once.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, Pete knocked on the wall behind us. All of a sudden, a girl stumbled through the doorway of his apartment, dressed head-to-toe in black latex. Pete told me that his friend from down the hall had a special gift for me. I lay back, transfixed, as the girl stripped off her black panties and crawled over me. “Drink my piss,” she told me, before leveling my mouth with her pee-hole. I immediately opened up wide as a golden stream of urine flowed from her cunt, down between my lips. I licked and smacked the tangy piss, swallowing every drop. Finally, Pete pulled his own cock out and let out a stream of his own piss. Under the warm golden showers of two kinky screwballs, I learned about a HOLE new fetish.   

Do you like scat and piss play, too? Cum piss on me!

~~Naughty Ass Naudia