Tag: phone sex

Love My Rednecks

My pussy gets so hot for a good old country boy. Tight jeans and cowboy boots. Redneck to the core. They sure know how to fuck a bitch and they appreciate a good old fashioned cum slut. But when I found this redneck sex test I couldn’t help but share. I hope you like it!

Sex Test For Rednecks

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
4. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
5. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
6. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
7. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
8. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
9. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
10. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
11. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
12. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
13. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
14. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
15. Ping pong balls is a form of Asian V. D. True or False

Keep ’em cumming~Dixie

Naughty Maid Phone Sex

Naughty maid phone sex girl is the last thing I thought I would be when I got a call from the service that I work for to go to a man’s house and clean. Soon, as I got there he said that he only allowed women to clean his house in this outfit and that if I did everything he told me it would be well worth the money. I took the box and changed and walked out in this. I knew from the moment that I saw him with his hands down his pants playing with something poking out that I was there for more than just to clean the house. I was going to be cleaning what he was stroking on. Which was completely ok with me I am a little cum slut phone sex whore. I asked him what he wanted me to clean and he called me right over and pulled his pants down and handed me some money and then patted the back of my head and said get to cleaning. I cleaned him so well that he gave me a tip, and said he will be using my service again soon. There is nothing like being a hot professional slut!

Make That Pussy Ache

Isn’t Pussy Delicious?!?! Yummy yummy. You Love it don’t you? And you don’t discriminate, oh no. You want all of the pussy! Every size, shape and color. You want to display it as art and admire the folds and then when you want to experience it a bit more, take it off the wall and slurp those lips into your salivating mouth. And the flavor, you savor it all, the sweet, tangy and the sour. You get so hard making her moan and writhe don’t you? Excellent. We need more people like you out there. Ready to stick your face down below and munch till you can’t munch anymore! Just let that sweet treat melt and mingle in your mouth and go back for seconds!

Incest Phone Sex…The Very First Time

hot phonesex melindaHere I sit in my office chair, rubbing my pussy and thinking about our call. You wanted to hear about the first time the little ones and I started exploring our wonderful world of incest.
As I recalled the time it brought back a flood of memories that stirred the excitement of that very first time.
The thrill of feeling those little lips on my tits, eagerly sucking and wanting to please me. How I couldn’t hold back the moans of pleasure that were escaping from my lips.
The rush of warm fluid that flowed from between my lips as I guided little hands between my legs, showing them just what to do to make me cum. Guiding them over my clit at first rubbing it softly as I pushed harder and made them increase the speed and pressure, making my clit grow hard with joy!
Then gently guiding them into my hot wet hole, showing them how to pump it slow, then faster, feeling for the g-spot and finding it, making my whole body quake with an orgasm like no other!
And then laying them down, gently kissing every inch of them, showing them how good it feels to be caressed and licked and touched in that special way.
Thank you for taking me back to that day. Thank you for making me remember the trill of the first time we shared Mommy incest family fun. And thank you for the earth shattering orgasm that I had after we hung up.

Blast Them Brains

When you fuck up, you fuck up and the consequences are what they are. I love being in control of snuffing a bitch, it doesn’t matter if I nabbed her up off the street or she fucked up and pissed me off.
I used to get off on cutting a bitch up, causing her pain, mutilating and torturing her until she passes out and then waking her up to end it all while she is looking into my eyes.
Recently however I have gotten into watching the flesh fly off a bitch as she gets blown to bits by my new little gun. I love the cold steel, the power of the kick when i pull the trigger, the sound of the bullet flying out and clinking on the floor or pavement as the smoke bellows out of the muzzle. And the smell of freshly fired gun powder is something else.
Last night I nabbed a bitch off the street that pissed me off earlier in the day. Making her put the muzzle of my baby in her mouth and watching the back of her head blow off was a rush like no other. If you have never watched grey matter splatter out of the back of a skull you are missing out for sure!

How Do You Like Chocolate?

Today is International Chocolate Day. Of course for girls like me that love BBC, we celebrate chocolate everyday. But in honor of the holiday i thought I would get a little inventive and very creative.
So you tell me, how do you like your chocolate?
Do you prefer to have nipples, hard and erect dipped in dark chocolate for your licking and sucking pleasure?
Do you prefer to have a banana split, served on a huge tight ass, chocolate and strawberry sauce dripping down the round firm cheeks?
Perhaps you would like a hot fudge sundae served up in bowls and topped with perky tits ready for your tongue?
Or do you like to keep it simple and just pour chocolate syrup down a plump jiggling ass, bent over with pussy lips exposed, watching the chocolate drip down the center waiting for you to slurp it up?
Any way you like it, if you want to celebrate International Chocolate Day, it can be loads of fun for both of us!

Cheating Phone Sex

For those of you who are cheating on your woman, I have a hot cheating phone sex fantasy to share with you. I have a mailman that is married and has been checking me out for a long time. But he has never done anything with me until this week. A few days ago, he came right up to me and had a BIG box for me and wanted to carry it inside of my home. So when I let him in, I was only wearing a tiny, thin tank top with pretty, pink panties. As I shut the door and I turned around, he instantly grabbed my big titties. The way he was touching them, got me to drop my panties to the floor and bend over the big box to show off how wet he has made my pussy. So he pulled out his cock and pounded me hard. It was so tight for his fat cock that minutes later he delivered a big load inside of my slit. 😉

Saturday Night Special

Ever have a song that takes you back in time? I love Skynard and Saturday Night Special does just that. Takes me back to the days of parties and fucking and not giving a damned about any one or anything, just having fun! My pussy just tingles at the thought of long nights drinking with my friends listening to good old rock and roll and enjoying good old fashioned orgies. Masses of sweaty bodies all piled up, dicks and pussies in everyone’s faces and the music blaring tunes that just made us want to drink and fuck harder! Strobe lights and disco balls adding to the thrill. Lava lamps, black lights and black light posters all over the room. Albums made of vinyl not plastic discs called cd’s. As I sit here and remember while listening to the radio I play with my throbbing pussy faster and harder longing for the release my fingers are going to bring. Pinching and pulling my nipples, lifting them to my mouth sucking them and biting them. I am close now, so close, soon I will be sucking the cum off my fingers, dipping them into my pussy over and over again until I have swallowed every drop. I feel you watching and I know you are jerking that cock of yours, wrapped up in your own fantasy.

Titillating Tongue

It makes my pussy so wet when I think about how you love my tongue ring. The way it makes your dick stand up and beg for another lick as I flick that ball on the bottom of your cock, right at the base of your head. The way you push into my mouth as I rub it in small circles all down the shaft as you disappear deep in my hot wet mouth.
Your dick is hard now thinking about it, isn’t it?
Never mind I know it is!
Well this one is even better. Look at that zipper going right up the center of her tongue….can you imagine the feel of it against your cock? Don’t you want to know what that would feel like running up and down the shaft of your hard dick? Imagine it unzipped and touching either side of your cock as she works you up and down. You are going to cum just thinking about it.
I felt it on my pink, wet pussy and it was delicious! I felt it on my hard, ripe nipples and it made me shudder. She gave it to me zipped and unzipped and I loved every minute of it!
Are you ready for it?

Happy 4th!!

 

Happy Fourth of July daddy! All this rain has totally ruined plans for a traditional backyard barbeque but maybe we can still put this picnic table to good use. What do you think? I’m already soaking wet in my American flag tank top and cut off shorts. My nipples are poking out. And no I’m not wearing a bra or panties. I want to feel your big heat seeking love missile inside of me while the sky drowns us in its love. You can bend me over the bench while you grab a handful of my wet hair. Ramming your cock inside of me while I scream with pleasure. Nobody can hear me though, it is raining too damn hard. You love this shit. I love every fucking inch! You can fuck me as hard as you want, as rough as you want and my screams will be drowned out by the rain. After that mind blowing sex, I think dessert is only fair. I’ve got some red, white and blue cake for my pussy and nipples. Light a candle and stick it right in my tight hole. I’ll make my pussy squirt and shoot out that candle like a firecracker!  How’s that for fireworks?!