I met the hottest little honey last week at the club. We spent the whole weekend fucking like crazy and had the best time with each other. We have so much in common and she loves the fact that I am a chick with a dick. She says she gets the best of both worlds! Her name is Jammie and she is just perfect! But alas Monday rolled around and we had to go back to the world of work and the nine to five grind instead of the grind we really wanted to be doing. We have been texting all week like school girls. Back and forth , hot sexy nasty texts, sweet endearing texts and of course silly nonsense texts that mean nothing but make us laugh. Today she texted me a very provocative picture of herself. Of course my cock got rock hard and I had to go to the bathroom before someone at my job saw it and my secret was revealed. No one here knows I am a chick with a dick. While in the stall jerking it hard I took a selfie to send back to her showing her what she had done to me. With a smile and feeling relieved I went back to my desk to finish out the day. The next thing I knew I was called to my boss’s office. James never called me in because I always did my job above and beyond the call of duty. When he pulled out his cell and showed me the picture that was meant for Jammie on his phone my jaw dropped. I guess in my frenzy I hit the wrong recipient…..oooops. Thankfully he agreed to keep my secret and not fire me because I was such a hard worker. But I was put on probation and prohibited from having my cell at work from that point forward. It was the most embarrassing thing, I can’t even look at him now.
Tag: phone sex
Wrong Number
Hell Sent
I am just two and two
I am hot
I am cold
I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told
I am a gift beyond measure,
a matter of course
and I’m yielded with pleasure
when taken by force
I don’t get fucked.
I fuck.
Hard, fast, rough. I’ll tear your ass up. I’ve got a Feeldoe that thrusts with the power of lust, and I can make you scream my name with both of your hands up. Pressed against the wall, begging for mercy. I want to feel the insides of you quiver with yearning. You know you want me, you just can’t resist. My darkness is dragging you down, and it’s sick. I’m a twisted, dark whore. I’ve got a black hole of sin. It’s your sin I’ll fill, with this strap-on, I’ll win. It’s the truth, not a lie, I just can’t shield my eyes. I wanna watch you go down and beg harder. You cry, I need your energy. You’re mine. I’m infecting you with everything deadly. Divine, it’s a virtue, I’m sure, be assured of my word. Just try to remember that what’s yours is yours. But your cock? Yeah, that’s mine. I was hell sent to claim it.
So now, just relinquish, ‘cus I know where to aim it.
Flaming Hot
Who doesn’t love a back yard BBQ? In our family a BBQ is not like your average BBQ. Since we believe that a family that plays together, stays together, we keep more then the food hot and spicy. This year my cousin brought a corn hole game to add to the horse shoes, football and volley ball that we normally play. Since we all end up naked before the food is even done, volley ball and football are generally our favorite games. No one ever wins because we are to busy either looking at or making fun of bouncing tits, dicks and balls. But of course that doesn’t matter either because we are all drunker then skunks any way and fucking is all that is on our minds. So when we saw the corn hole game we all laughed and made fun of the fact that nothing jiggles, wiggles or bounces while playing corn hole, at least with horse shoes when we get drunk we always end up clocking someone in the shin with a horse shoe and that shit is funny as hell. But my cousin had his own way of playing corn hole. He place the boards in a way that when we bent over our pussies and asses are right square in the middle of the hole in the board. Instead of trying to throw a bean bag into the hole, he blindfolded us and had us try to stick dicks and tongues in the hole and find our marks. I got a hot dog off the grill before I got blind folded and used it to stick in the hole. Which snowballed into everyone using a food product. We had chicken legs and ribs, corn on the cob and carrots off the vegetable tray….you name it we were using it. By the time we were done there wasn’t a piece of food we hadn’t stuck in some ones hole before eating it.
Three Hots, No Cot
The Queens and I love stripper night. The guys all get drunk as fuck and all of us spend the night taking turns stripping for them. The club house becomes our own personal strip club. The guys can’t help it, their cocks stay rock hard all night long and there is enough pussy to go around! It is a weekly ritual that we all enjoy. Last night was stripper night and we were all ready for our evening of strutting our stuff. Imagine how surprised we were when the guys told us that stripper night would be a bit different. None of us had a clue what the fuck they were up to, but they were all grinning like the cat that ate the canary. Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door. The kind that the police give when they arrive. The girls know that knock and our job is to scramble and hide everything before the door is opened. We were all in full panic mode hiding shit. Only this time the guys didn’t give us time like they usually do. They opened the door and in stepped three uniformed cops catching us red handed with all kinds of shit in our hands. We looked at each other ready to shit our fucking pants, just knowing that we were going to spend the fucking night in jail. The cops told us to drop everything and assume the position and the guys were just standing there grinning. What the fuck man? They set our asses up. But why? What had we done to be punished? None of us knew and none of us said a word as we placed our hands on the wall and spread our legs. This frisk was not like any other, the cops were very “handsy” to say the least. And when they turned us around the guys hit the play button on the jam box and it all became clear. Those fuckers got us good! These were no fucking cops, they hired strippers for us! Laughing they told us they didn’t give a damned where we got our appetite but they damned sure knew where we were eating dinner! What a fucking night!
Easter Shopping With The Girls
The girls wanted to have some retail therapy so we decided to go shopping for Easter dresses. They choose the cutest little short, white dresses with pink flowers and grey trim. We picked out pretty pink shoes and little grey purses to match. Seeing them in those little matching dresses made mommy horny. I think I deserve some retail therapy of a different kind at the adult store so that the girls can take care of the predicament they put their mommy in when we get home. Of course since they wanted to be matching and pink and grey seem to be the theme for the day, I decided that everything I bought would match their new out fits and they would model them for me. I found the cutest little pink butt plugs for them and matching grey and pink strapons to start with. Then I saw the hottest vibrator for myself. It looked like it would definitely do the trick and then some. And guess what? It was pink! With our purchases in hand we giggled all the way home. The girls insuring me that since I was so good to them on our shopping trip that they would be extra good to me when we got home. Listening to them talk and plan out how they planned on taking care of their mommy and showing her how appreciative they were made my pussy so wet that I had cum twice before we even pulled into the drive way! I have the best girls ever and mommy/daughter incest family fun is the best way to spend my day with them!
Singers are Hot Stuff!
I love the way you sing to me all the time, so I decided to surprise you with a private show starring yours truly. I know how you love to watch me dance and be silly. I love how you spend all your time practicing and singing to me, so I want you to feel as special as I do when that happens. I have been practicing our song for the past two weeks and I think I have it down pat, and I know when you get home you are going to love it. I hear the door open and I quickly get into position.
When you walk in the room you see me standing there and softly the music begins. I point to the chair so you can sit down and relax. I begin singing and I can tell by the look on your face that you are loving every second of this. I start to take my clothes off and do a little strip tease. I see your cock is trying to break free of your pants, so I lean over and undo your pants. As the song ends I begin to give you a very intense blow job, once you explode in my mouth you carry me to the bed and we fuck like rock stars for the rest of the night!
Outdoor Concerts Make My Cock So Fucking Hard!
There is this huge park not to far from where I live. Its a really nice park, it has a lake and little paddle boats you can rent, a play ground, walking and bike trails, and it even has an amphitheater where they do outdoor concerts every month. There is this local band I really like and they were playing there last Saturday so I decided to go by myself and just have a fun lazy Saturday afternoon. The guys in the band are so fucking hot and the lead singers voice is enough to make you have an orgasm. And for those of you who have been following me you know what an exhibitionist I am! So I made sure to bring my favorite little vibrator.
I found a spot where I had a clear view of the of the amphitheater so I would be able to see and hear the band very well. It wasn’t long after the band started playing that my clothes had to come off. I laid down a little mat I brought with me and and started to take care of my rock hard cock while enjoying the bands music and the view. I was so into the band I didn’t realize for a few minutes that not only was the band watching me watching them, but I was drawing a crowd that seemed to be enjoying the bands show and my show too!
Between the band and the crowd I got so hard and excited but I didn’t want to shoot my load of cum too soon because I wanted everyone to enjoy my show while enjoying the band at the same time. So I stroked my huge ten inch cock slowly to make it last as long as I could stand it before I shot my hot load of cum straight up into the air. As I was cumming the crowd was clapping and that made me cum all that much harder. I really enjoy outdoor concerts and always make friends while I am there. I met one guy that asked if he could get my number and of course I gave it to him, I know exactly what he wants and I am so willing to satisfy his needs and mine at the same time!
Fun House
I found the prettiest little house last month and knew I just had to have it! After doing all the paper work with the realtor I received the news that I got it. I was so excited! I went over to clean before moving my stuff in over the weekend. The prior tenets must have left in a hurry because they left a lot of things in the house. At first it was the normal things and then I got to the bedroom. When I walked in the first thing I saw was a sex swing hanging from the ceiling. I have always wanted one of them in my room and I was elated that they had left it. I took out my cleaning supplies and began to clean it real good and knew just who I would invite over for some fun once I was settled. Just thinking about it made me so fucking horny that I had to stop cleaning and fuck myself. When I was done I started cleaning again. In the closet there were several small boxes and a long one in the corner. Going through the small ones there was every kind of sex toy you could imagine. These guys were freaks and the idea of people as sexually active as I am having lived there before was like an aphrodisiac. Of course I didn’t keep any of the toys and took them to the trash pile. When I picked up the long box I was surprised that it was heavy, What could possibly be in a box of this shape? Then I found out. It was a stripper pole. Hell fucking yes! This puppy was getting put up in the living room. I decided to stop for the day and go home to shower and change. I headed for the sex store and found an excellent instructional video on pole dancing. As soon as I was unpacked an settled I intended on starting to learn how to pole dance and I couldn’t wait!
Worshipping the Master
I walked through the door, and you gave me a piercing stare that shook me right down to the very core. My core, that is. Throbbing pussy set alight, I tried to squeeze my legs together to suppress my need for your dick inside of me. You frowned slightly, raised a hand, and gestured for me to get down on my knees. I can recognize that body language anywhere, Sir. I dropped to a crouch in front of you, and you unbuckled your pants and shoved them down to your ankles. Then I was like a very young girl with her mother’s breast, because my mouth latched onto your cock like a suckling youngster, and my lips began to tighten and my hand went around to your ass, fingering your hole and rubbing it wildly. I blew you with enthusiasm as I rimmed your ass with my finger, and then I crawled around behind you and began to use my tongue. Jerking you off with my right hand, I spread your ass with my left one and began to lick and worship your ass with spirit and appreciation. You’re getting close, so you reach around, grab my hair, and yank me in front you. Sticking your cock in my mouth, you face fuck me violently before pulling out and creaming all over my face. When I think I can’t be humiliated any further, you shove your limp cock back down my throat and piss inside of my mouth. I swallow it all, perfectly, and then after wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, thank you for the privilege of allowing me to worship you.


















