Tag: Furry Friends Phone Sex

Woman’s Best Friend

I am so nasty. Getting aroused by petsitting for my friend’s four legged creature, I decided to put the mutt to use. I took a huge shit and thought it’d be erotic to get the freaky thing to lap it up like a good male bitch. I got down on all fours to be level with the mutt, spread my dirty ass cheeks, and called him over. Then I fingered myself to get my babyhole all nice and moist. Once it started watering like the desperate hotbox it is, I stuck the dog biscuit I’d gotten ready right up my aching, filthy asshole. The stupid four-legged creature raced right up to my split legs and started eating it. He devoured the biscuit quickly but then became addicted to the taste of my ass and couldn’t stop munching, licking, and rimming on my nasty shithole. My ready cunt started creaming. His tongue was rough and I kept feeling it scraping my asshole and lapping it up. He licked the dirty shit rimming my anal canal like it was Purina chow and mounted me from behind. I felt his four legs humping my spread legs like he was trying to mate with me. The mutt’s warm veiny meat stick brimming with pet semen started pulsing out of him, growing bigger and bigger. I sucked it slick like a slim jim sausage product, trying to suck out the cream filling. He wanted to get inside of me. My own little man’s best friend was getting ready to knot his monster cock inside, hump me and mate me with his sticky wet, disgusting spud so I could have his mutt offspring.

Cum Junkie

I’m a nasty ho that has fucked ALL the family dongs. If it has a dick I have sucked it, fucked it, and then begged for more of it! I fucked every man my momma ever brought home, hell I even had some intimate time with  the family pooch! Rover’s pointy hard cock had my cunt dripping wet. I have never cared what it was, if it had a dick I would suck and Fuck it! I can’t go without dick for longer than an hour. I crave that shit, I need a hard dick ready for me at ALL times! I’m the kind of trashy slut that goes out to party with you and your friends and will let you all take turns fucking all my slutty holes. And YES you can squirt that load of jizz anywhere you want. I love sucking cum out of pussy. I love licking juice covered dicks clean.
Anyone say ass to mouth? I would LOVE to suck all my ass juice off that big fat cock of yours.
Water sports? I do that too. You can wake me up in the morning by slapping my face with your morning wood and I will open my mouth up wide to swallow all of your hot piss.
I really have NO limits at ALL! I want to be your nasty cum guzzling, piss drinking, shit eating, furry friend fucking gutter slut! This nasty whore will take that dick anyway I can get it.

Goldilocks and The Three Cocks

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks.  She was a super cute girl with long blonde hair and little pink pouty lips. One day, she went for a walk all alone without adult.

Goldilocks stumbled upon a cottage. At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry.  She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. It was white and thick and smelled very musky.

“This porridge is too thick” she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

“This cum is too seedy,” she said.

So, she tasted the last bowl of milky, sticky white porridge.

“Ahhh, this porridge is just right,” she said happily and she ate it all up.

The porridge slipped down her throat fluidly as she slurped it and smacked the creamy white cum.

Swallowing all of that two-ball throat spud made Goldilocks very sleepy. She decided to go take a seat with the taste of man chowder still thick on her little pink tongue.

Goldilocks went to go sit down on the first chair. It was covered completely in a big, fluffy black fur. The chair was very soft and warm, and it was moving slightly. Even weirder, Goldilocks could feel something hard and long poking against her panty-clad bottom.

“This cock is too big!” she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair, which was just like the first one.

“This chair is too big, too!”  she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

“Ahhh, this chair is just right,” she sighed.  But just as she settled her wet little slit onto the furry beast’s erect dick to rest, it started moving! Suddenly the dick was thrust into her cunny so hard, she felt like it was splitting her open.

“I’ve been tricked!” Goldilocks shrieked.

The little blonde girl was shoved roughly to the ground, and all three wild beasts circled her predatory fashion. Turns out, they weren’t chairs after all, but instead were reclining animals with big rock-solid cocks! One by one, each burly bear screwed Goldilocks on the floor of their home. Ramming into her tight little holes, each one nailed her hard. Goldilocks came so hard when the last one finished inside of her . . . she realized she wanted to stay with them as their own personal screw toy forever and ever. The End.

Color Me… Furry!

Howl at me daddy. The way your fur shines in the moonlight is so beautiful. It makes me want to fuck you right there under the stars. I know you will take care of me. I’m ready to do whatever you want me to. Come on, take me. I promise you won’t regret it. I love to watch you transform from human to werewolf. Let’s transform together. It makes me cum instantly just to know we share this special bond. 2 furries fucking could be dangerous. But I know you wont hurt me. At least not in a bad way. When we are together pain is pleasure. All the scratches and ripped up clothes are totally worth it too. Lets ravish each other until we turn back. I want you inside of all of my holes. Take control of me. Let me be your little wereslut. I bet you like the sound of that don’t you? To have me anyway you want while you are fighting the urge to bite and kill me. Fuck me and make me cream all over your furry cock. Let’s be wild and kinky together.

Punishment

I can’t believe I got caught fucking that damned four legged mutt with out permission. Now I sit here with my pussy dripping wet, naked, waiting for them to deliberate and come up with a punishment for me.
Finally they call me in and I stand there waiting.
“You like being a freak behind our backs do you? You know better then to fuck Panhead without permission and not letting us enjoy watching your slutty ass, don’t you?”
I know better then to look up, I keep my head hung and my eyes on the ground and answer “Yes”
“We have decided what your punishment will be. You are to go to the sex chamber now and wait for us.”
I do as I am told and my pussy is out of control, thinking I am going to get gang banged rough and hard, even beat. I know they think that is punishment but I really love it!
I have been waiting 20 minutes and still no one has opened the door but I know they are on the other side of the one way mirror watching me and if I dare touch myself I will really be in trouble.
Finally the door opens and in they walk in with this old man that can barely walk.
What the fuck is this shit?
I see the smirk on their faces as they tell me that for my punishment I have to fuck this old fart. I have to lie on my back missionary style no moaning, no screaming, no kinky shit at all.
Vanilla sex REALLY? This is my punishment. Fuck they might as well take pliers and pull my fucking finger nails out. My pussy instantly is dry as the Arizona Desert. This really fucking bites!
As soon as I lay down and spread my legs this old guy sees my cunt he cums. Oh lord, it’s going to be a long night!

GFE Phone Sex Christmas Style!

Santa is such a perv! I mean come on, dancer and vixen? We all know what that’s about. I wonder just how he came up with those names. You think Santa and Mrs. Claus were into freaky little reindeer games themselves? I know they are, cooped up all year in the North Pole with nothing to do for three hundred and sixty four nights out of the year. I bet it’s a whole lot we don’t know about Santa. If only reindeer could talk. I know they would have stories for days. The elves too. Nobody is that cheerful. And Santa should be one angry man at Christmas. I know I would be if I had to go through a list of all the good and bad ass little ones and deliver toys in 24hrs all around the world. That is not an ideal job description. The part they don’t tell us is that Mrs. Claus is there too, sucking Santa off at every location to make sure he stays happy, like Merry Christmas Bitches! Mrs. Claus is the perfect definition of GFE! She drinks up all Santa’s egg nog and doesn’t complain one bit! Get out your pens and paper. Mrs. Claus is going to take us to school on how to please and keep our men. Can I show you what she taught me today? It had something to do with my tongue….

2 foot 5 inch Furry Dick (I Suppose)

  I love furries! My Daddy bought a new, big furry at an auction recently.  Since we got our new friend, I have been real nice to it, workin’ real hard to get it to like and trust me.  So, here is my plan….. I am going to start sleeping in the barn and I am gonna feed him, sing to him, and rub his belly.  Once I know that he likes me a lot, I am gonna to get him hard and measure his dick-cause I know it’s gonna be real big-like.  This is how I am gonna get his dick to grow for me…I am gonna squat down underneath his belly and gently rub his dick in my hands until it starts to stretch out-real long.  I will have a feeding tray in front of him to keep him distracted (if he wakes up).  I am going to rub and massage that furry dick until it grows the biggest that it can possibly get.  Then, I will use my tape measure and see how long it grows-hell, I bet it will grow to be about at least 2 feet or more.  I can’t wait to see.  Then, because I am a dirty whore, I am gonna suck it real good-and try to deep-throat it, just like I do with my Daddy’s dick!

I,2,3 Honey Pots

Some times money is tight. No matter how much I try, I can’t seem to stretch that dollar sometimes. But we are lucky because we have not one, not two but three honey pots in this house and men just love to dip into our sweet nectar. So for the last two days these honey pots have been working double time to make what we need. Some of the fellas wanted just one of us and for the other two to watch and play. Some wanted the two girls and for me to watch and play. Some wanted all three of us and they paid dearly. And then there are the ones that paid big dollars to just sit back, dick in hand and watch mommy and her girls do any thing and everything they wanted. For this, the most expensive service, the customer gets a camera and is the director. he tells us just what to do and how to do it, he can move into any angle he wishes and get a 30 min video of his liking. he can not touch us. he can jerk his cock all he wants while he tapes us. he keeps the tape for his own but pays handsomely for it. He can not have us hurt each other in any way. The only exception to that rule is spanking (we like to spank each other). For an extra fee if he chooses we can include our furry little friend who actually likes being a part of our fun. Needless to say in two days we have made what we need, plus we all got new outfits and went to dinner and a movie. i might make this a once a month money making plan since we all like it, we on”t have to worry at the end of the month and we all get to spoil ourselves with the extra. It is a win win for all of us!

Get Reeeeeeeeal Nasty with Bambi! Yaaaaayahhhhhh!!!

I sure love to have me a good time-yes Sir!  I love me some dicks!  I love me some fast cars! I am a ‘country gal’ and I love me some furries! I promise to show you a good ol’ time-oh yes I will!  I know I can satisfy you, because I have had lots of practice from my Daddy fuckin’, suckin’-n- selling my sweet little pussy.  Do you like rape fantasies? I DECLARE!-I’ll be your helpless youngin’. 

Oh yeah-my little pussy can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin…EVERREADY!  I love group sex too!  Having my twat, ass, and throat fucked and passed around to your friends is hot! ‘Fuckin’ is fun! Oh yeah.  I’ll be your nasty girl! I am a no limits, TOTALLY filthy, barely legal babe who promises to work your cock like a magic wand….ABRACADABBA! (it’s magic, here comes all of your cum!) Got secret fantasies? Well, hell-so do I (let’s share em’).  Don’t be shy with me.  The nastier and the raunchier, the better!  If you like screwing some young pussy-cum and see me!  Cum and fuck all of my holes and be kinky! I will do anything and you can do anything to me.  My Daddy calls me a sex fiend! Cum drink up and let loose! Heeeee-Hawwwwwwwwww!

Happy Housewife Day

I have always wished I could be Snow White. She is the ultimate house wife and the bitch has it good. Cleaning all day for not one or two or even three but seven little people all with dicks. Can you imagine the orgies after dinner in that little house? My pussy gets wet every time I think about it and the girls love the way I change the fairy tale to suite my horny fantasies when I tell them the story. I have several versions including how Snow eats the apple and her Prince Charming dislodges it with his cock in her mouth only to fuck the shit out of her while the dwarfs watch and jack their dicks covering her in cum from head to toe. Yes little miss housewife, Snow has it made. The critters of the forest all love her too. Taking a break from cleaning she goes out to the well to fetch water and play with all her furry little friends. So to all the woman out there who think being a house wife is boring, I am telling you spice it up baby. Not only will you love it but the whole family will get in on the action and dicks and pussies young and old will be much happier.