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Spank My Pretty Ass: Trying on Latex Outfits for My Son

So my son calls me early yesterday morning to inform me he is taking me fetish clothing shopping. See, he wants to take me to this fetish club tonight and I have to have the right outfit. I asked him what kind of clothing would I be trying on and he said the preferred fashion at Spanxx is latex outfits. I looked inquisitively at him and he read my mind. “Spanxx is a high end, members only spanking club,” he replied. My son was going to take his mother, as his date, to an exclusive club so I could be on stage and spanked by him and anyone who bid on my ass.  Essentially, guys bring their pretty pets to this club, where other men bid for the privilege to spank their pretty asses while other men jack off watching. I was so very excited about this. My son, although young, is very well connected. He managed to get me a private showing with a buyer from WestWardBound. This is one of the leading designers of latex fashion. Of course he went me to the buyer’s house.

When we entered, she greeted us with drinks and cocaine. She knows how we like to party. My eyes got big and my cunt juicy as I saw the rack of exclusive latex designs. These were not yet on the market which meant no chance of another pretty pet wearing the same thing at the club tonight. I stripped naked right in front of her and began trying on clothes. My son was getting turned on as was the buyer. I felt the need to thank her for the honor of trying on these designs in her home, so I knelt down between her legs, lifted her skirt up and began kissing her creamy milky thighs. I could smell her pussy. She was excited. I peeled her pink panties to the side and slid a finger in her moist snatch and began to lick her swollen clit. She grabbed my red hair and pulled my face deeper into her twat. Her thighs were squeezing my head, and her legs went over my shoulders as my hands lifted her perfect ass up off the chair. I buried my face in her wet cunt, licking and fingering her sweet snatch. She came on my face in minutes. I then crawled up to her face and kissed her. I told her, “You have the sweetest love juice I’ve ever tasted.” By this time my son was rock hard and doing coke off my ass. We all three fucked and snorted coke off of each other’s bodies for hours, before I returned to trying on hot outfits.

It’s difficult to get latex on your body when it is covered in cum by the way. But I did find the perfect outfit to get spanked in tonight. I think the little shorts accentuate my ass wonderfully. I mean look at it. You would want to spank it, wouldn’t you? My son and the buyer had more fun spanking my ass and doing lines of coke off it even after I found my perfect outfit for Spanxx. I cannot wait to see how horny men respond to my outfit at the club tonight. I am hoping I am the biggest money maker because I do believe I have the perfect ass for spanking. Cum on master, you know you want to spank me too!

Closet Kinks

You never know just how kinky a man can really be until you give him the chance. My son has always had issues with Math, but with college fast approaching I can’t let anything risk his admission to the University of Maryland. I was more than happy to come to a mutual agreement with with him… a descent grade for my son in exchange for a classy evening with me. It was a surprisingly pleasant evening, with a nice meal and an even more pleasant time in the bedroom. It was amazing the way he held my wrists down and ran his tongue over my pert nipples. The feeling of his fingers skillfully slipping between my wet folds and teasing me to the brink was better than I could have ever imagined. He teased me mercilessly until I was practically begging for sweet, sweet release. I can only hope that he was as pleased with my complacency as I was with him… and that we can pleasure each other again.

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Shemale Phone Sex: Christmas in July

After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.

After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.

I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.

 

Incest Phone Sex Freak

When I was younger and my brothers and cousins would gang bang me I would fight back. Any cock that came near my face had to be shoved down my stubborn little throat because I was never willing to cooperate. After getting my twat stretched open and left dripping cum is when I was the happiest. My sick incest phone sex fantasies would always make me say something I shouldn’t in hopes of getting punished. I was a silly little nigger that enjoyed a good beating. I knew that my white cousins were older and stronger but I still chose to be a feisty black whore. There was one time where I got punished by my brother Derek so hard for talking back I couldn’t walk straight for over 2 weeks. My asshole was pummeled until they saw blood flowing. Even after that they didn’t stop and I secretly loved it. My blood served as a special lube that made his dick slide deeper inside my shit hole. When it was all bloody and swollen he let my uncle take his huge black cock and ram it deep inside my twat. Being so young my cunnie was still tight and delicate but Uncle Sherm sure did do a number on me. He beat the pussy up so well that she was swollen shut. Nobody could use my fuck hole or ass for a while. During that time they used my mouth as their cum chute. After all these years, I don’t know how to be anything else other that a slut and I damn sure don’t want to be!

Fuck my mouth, master!!

I was so happy you came over last night. You love for me to suck your huge cock. You are always telling me how much you like for my pretty little mouth to be on your cock. I really love taking his fuck rod all the way down my throat. Mmm I know you love holding my head and easing my mouth down your shaft. Once you get all the way down my throat, you hold me there. So I gag. Sometimes I can’t breathe. I know you enjoy that.

 I love when you fuck my mouth and make me choke. All the times you slap me when I don’t listen or do it right. Shake me, smoother me and hold me down. I still love pleasing you and doing your every command.

 

 

You always tell me how much you like holding your cock down my throat, while I’m trying to wiggle away, watching my face change colors as I’m running out of air. No matter how good I am, I’ll never be GOOD ENOUGH. I know I’m worthless and a stupid slut.

Tie me up and shove your cock down my throat. Abuse my mouth to your every pleasure.  Won’t you let me do it again? Please, Master.

 

 

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.

Blackmail Phone Sex with Sheila: Show Me Your Pecker

So my youngest stepson has been down lately because some muscle bound jock is harassing him at school.  I do hate to see him upset. It affects me too. He doesn’t want to fuck when something is on his mind. For months now, this jock has been teasing him, humiliating him in front of cute coeds and preventing him from joining his fraternity. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I need my stepson’s hard beautiful cock in my cunt and ass again. I got him to give me the name of this stupid ass bully and I arranged a chance meeting. He is a college boy and I am a hot MILF. Should be easy to get his attention. I put on a tight black mini dress that hugs my curves, and slipped on my highest heels. I drove to campus, waited in my car outside the frat house until I saw him coming back from class. I had taken the radiator cap off knowing that would prevent my car from starting and when he walked by, I jumped outta my car and played the damsel in distress. Of course he was falling all over himself to help me. I wrote my number on his hand gave him a kiss and said text me, soon.

It didn’t take long to get a “hey sexy” text. He was predictable prey. I told him how grateful I was for his help. I then suggested he get on Skype and give me a show. Show off his hot body to me. To my surprise, he was a bit shy about this, so I snapped a few sexy pics of me in the bathroom to warm him up. I said I wanted him to give me a slow sexual seduction. I stroked his ego saying he had a body like a Chippendale dancer now strip for me so I can rub my clit thinking of all the things you can do to my MILF body. I told him take the comp into the bathroom so I can see him in the shower too.  He gave me one hell of a show on cam. A laughable show. It took all I had for him not to see me stifling my giggles. You see, I know his type. Muscle head bullies are usually overcompensating for their lack of equipment so they become total douche bags to guys they see as a threat. My stepson is handsome, smart and packing major heat in his pants. I took pics with my camera phone during his show to capture his little pecker for my blackmail plan. I burst out laughing at how small his cock was. I mean he was seriously lacking anything between his legs.  I texted him my address, told him to come over and fuck me because I got so hot seeing his beautiful body. I had him eating outta the palm of my hand. He actually thought he was going to get laid. Instead he was about to be blackmailed.

When he arrived, he was shocked to see my stepson with me. He was almost speechless. I told him things were about to change now because I was positive he would not want his frat brothers or girls on campus knowing he is really just a little girly man. I laughed at him; asking him how in the hell did he think he could satisfy a hot woman like me with a turtle dick. I verbally humiliated him for awhile. I said unless he wanted this pic going viral for all of campus to see, he was gonna need to agree to a few things. First, my son was in his frat. Second, he was gonna not only stop cock blocking him, but help procure women for him. Third, he was gonna pay for his beer all next year. My step son was not ever to spend a dime of his own money drinking on campus. And lastly, he was gonna be Tyler’s bitch. The tables had turned. Whatever Tyler wanted or needed, Tim was to provide with no bitching or whining. If Tyler needed Tim to wipe his ass, he would do it unless he wanted all of campus to be sent the pics I snapped revealing his clit stick in all its pathetic glory. Of course he agreed. Now, my step son is happy again. And that means my pussy is again purring!

I will do anything for those I love. I will do anything for a nice hard cock. Sometimes they are one in the same. Do you like a MILF who will do anything for you? Are you into small cock humiliation? Want to be blackmailed by a slut wife? Why not show me your cock so I can decide how we play?

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?