Have you ever been on a blind date? I recently have and it was nerve wracking! You have no clue what the person looks like, what they are like, what they will think when they see you, or what you will think when you see them. It is a hell of a lot of unknowns. The last time I went on a blind date it went horrible. The guy was a straight up narcissistic douche. All he did the whole night was tell me about his money, showed me his Rolex about fourteen times, told me about his car, about his house, about his job. Yes he was good looking, but after one hour with him I completely understood why he was single. At the end of our dinner he walked me out then said, “You are beautiful, but you are too big for me, you might hurt my back.” I laughed because it wasn’t his back I wanted to hurt, I wanted to throat punch the arrogant idiot. I was not hurt by his comment at all, I was more relieved by it actually.
Now you know why this time I was very nervous. My friend Sharon told me that I should dress sexy, show off my curves. I told her sexy is subjective, so she picked out an outfit for me. Yes it is sexy, but a bit revealing to wear on a first date, but since she knew him I wore the dress she picked out. She even did my hair and make up. I kept thinking okay either this guy is super desperate, or I am not as pretty as I think I am. HA!
Around 7:00 p.m. he rang the doorbell. I took a deep breath and opened the door. He stood there with flowers, smiling the most amazing smile I have ever seen. He looked at me and just said, “Wow!” I laughed a little bit and invited him in. Him and I had the most wonderful dinner together, he couldn’t take his eyes off of me. He opened doors for me, pulled out my chair, even stood up when I excused myself to use the Ladies room. When we left he gave me a kiss on my doorstep, I invited him in and he said that he had to get up early so he would take a rain check.
I have to say I was very disappointed. After a few minutes, the doorbell rang and I thought it was Sharon coming over to see how the date went. It wasn’t Sharon, it was him. He told me that he left a voicemail with his secretary saying he wouldn’t be in then he kissed me hard. Good god I almost melted right there. Before I closed the door so we could enjoy the rest of the night together, he said, “You are the sexiest BBW I have ever seen.” Which by the way scored him major points. *wink*
Baby, come over here and relax. Your wife is so silly to not want to please you. You just got home from work and need to be doted on when you get home. She probably doesn’t have a clue how hard you work but I do. I know you need a good deep massage. Go ahead and lay back, baby. Let me massage those tense shoulders. I can feel how tense and stressed you are. That wife needs to let you relax more! Oh baby, here, let me help you relax. I’m just going to take off your boxers so you can get comfortable. Your cock is getting hard babe! Let me get on my knees and really give you a great massage. Your cock fits so nicely in my hand. I just want to lick it up and down, swirl my tongue over the head. Oh it tastes so good! I want to lick all the pre cum up. I don’t want to waste any. You just lay back and relax. Let me do all the work baby.
