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Playing with Fire

Don’t mess around with that which you don’t understand. There are some things in this world that are darker and more sinister than even you could ever begin to imagine . . . for instance, while I was smoking my cigarette languorously last night, I happened to fall victim to a game that seemed innocent to most . . . playing with a ouija board. But once I called the spirit on the board, the room filled with smoke and a deadly creaking sound emanated from all corners of the room. “OOoooooo,” said the crazy ass-fucking ghost. I screamed, and tried to run for cover, but it was too late. He caught me in his ghost-cold hands and the ice ran through my veins. I tried to wiggle away, but he held me down fast and popped out his ghost cock from beneath the linen sheet I recognized from the hall closet. Then he rimmed my asshole with the head of that slut fucking dick stick and shoved himself inside. I got the lesson of my life. I know much better than to play with ouija boards now . . . unless of course I’m in the mood for some hot anal.

Hot Cook Out Food

Every one cooks out and has a great time on Memorial Day and it isn’t any different in our family, except for one thing, our family bar-b-q’s rock! Lot’s of drinking, lots of fucking and lots of incest with the relatives. I was hoping that I could bring my special chips to this years cook out. I had it all planned out. I entered the potato chip create a flavor contest. I just knew I had a flavor that would fly off the shelves. And it fit right in with the slogan “Bet you can’t eat just one!” I deserve the fucking million dollars damn it! I sent in some of my sweet juicy cum and suggested a Coochie Flavored Chip. I know damned good and well every man on the planet would buy a chip that tastes like sweet pussy.  I also know that no man could eat just one. So why the hell didn’t I win the damned million? I know you would buy a Coochie flavored chip for snaking on, wouldn’t you?

Birthday Night Stand

Today is my birthday! I am one hot and horny Birthday Girl! This day is going to be filled with fucking and drinking and raising all kinds of hell. I am starting my day off with a bottle by my bed, a vibrator in my hand and a soaking wet pussy. The only thing I am missing right now is a hot wet mouth to lick all these juices up. But I have that covered for later. I am finally going to taste that piece of meat down the road that has been sniffing my panties for months now. He loves to come visit and take lots of bathroom breaks to jerk off and smell my cum soaked panties out of the hamper. He should be here in about 30 min, just long enough for me to make this pussy so juicy that it drips down his chin. Then he is going to be my play toy for the day and night. It will just be a one night stand, I rarely do a repeat performance. You have to be able to make me cum like hoover damn has exploded and be one hell of a fuck to have me more then once. But judging from the size of his cock when he comes out of the bathroom, I know this is going to be one hell of a birthday! Who wants to let me blow out his candle?

Oh Brother . . . It’s My Mother!

You know what gets me off? Incest phone sex . . . but I especially love dirty, kinky Mommy phone sex. Now that it’s Mother’s Day, I served up a plate of that saucy mix right to her. You see, I have a thing for pussy licking, degrading, absolutely satisfying sex. The more extreme the better. So I decided to give my Momma a gift she’ll actually appreciate this year. Forget the fucking cards, flowers, and other crap. She needs a dick in her ass and a good hard orgasm from her lovely daughter . . . and that’s what I gave to her. I brought my brother Franky, and we drove over to her condo with a whole fucking truckload of sex toys. I brought a curved glass dildo to tease her pussy with, vibrating bullet eggs to stick up her coochie, and some tight nipple clamps with little purple sparkly feathers dangling off. When we walked through the door, we immediately pressed play on the portable radio we brought, and some seductive music filtered out through the room. It was wonderful to watch my Mother’s face light up as we began to strip slowly before her, my brother Franky rubbing his crotch as I shook my ass with raunchy flair. She loved it when I crawled toward her on my hands and knees, mouthing the dirty lyrics to Eminem’s rap smash-hit Shake That, and jiggling my titties. Franky was jerking his dick with great enthusiasm, and we paused only to play with our Mommy and use all of our fun and erotic toys on her. It’s great to see how much she loves what we do to her. Her cunt was watering like a fountain, and we played with the lily of her clit with expertise and care, bringing her to a heightened orgasm to rival the best of them. Happy Mother’s Day from all of the deviant sexual whores at Fuckalicious Freaks!

Payback Is A Bitch

I never get dumped. I am the hottest fucking cum slut that ever lived. I mean just look at my ass, I scream fucking sexy, kinky, slut! If I decide to have a boyfriend and stick with one guy, he is so fucking thrilled he does everything in his power to keep me from going elsewhere. So when I did get dumped that one time years ago, I decided to teach that ass a lesson. I made it a point to go everywhere I knew he would be for weeks. Ignoring him I had the best time of my life every time I saw him. Then the perfect idea and opportunity came around. He walked in with an adorable little honey. I was going to show this fucker. I was going to teach his ass a lesson. And so I put my plan in motion. It didn’t take much. I got to know her. I didn’t tell her he was my ex. We hung out with out him and without him knowing. In all it took about two weeks and she was mine not his. She dumped his ass for me and the first time I walked in the club with her and looked him in the eye before kissing her with my hand on her plump ass was a rush of satisfaction! I knew he wouldn’t be able to resist. She wanted nothing to do with him and as much as he tried she shot him down time and again. His only chance at her was through me. So guess who he begged back? Yep that is right…me. I knew why and didn’t care. I took him back just long enough to let him know who the boss is and then dumped his ass and still kept his girl. Don’t fuck with a cum slut!

Save my pussy, Mr Fireman

I got to tell you that I have always wanted to fuck a fireman for the longest time so I decided to make my fantasy become a reality. I decided that I was going to call the fire department and ask them to save my precious pussy cat. But what they don’t know is that I don’t have a real pussy cat for them to save. No, I am talking about my wet pussy in between my legs that needs to be filled up with a big fireman’s hose. So when they got here I took them to my garage where I said where my pussy would be at up in the rafters. Once they got up into the rafter and checked it, I got completely naked. The three sexy firemen looked everywhere and said that they couldn’t find my pussy so I told them she is down here with me. When they got down from the rafters, they were shocked to see me standing there naked and spread eagle out on the hood of the car. I pointed down in between my legs and  said “Here is my pussy so please save it!”

Hot & Wet

 

I don’t mind putting in some hard work on a hot summer day if it involves me getting naked.  Washing my car is always fun because my body gets to slip and slide as I play with the suds.  I got all hot and bothered and want to rip my clothes off in front of all my neighbor’s.  Whenever my neighbor’s husbands see me walking out with a bathing suit top on they immediately all pretend their lawns need some serious work.  With all eyes on me I rub my body with soap as I sit on the ground, legs wide open.  The lips of my hot fat cunt is hugging the outside of my skimpy short just enough to make all the neighborhood meat to salute me.  Just when I pull my top open so that my big titties are ready to pop out I stand up and walk into my house.  I love to tease men and just to think summer is just around the corner.

Master, Please

Once in awhile I like to be a submissive cum slut for a handsome, huge cock master.  I am going to my master’s house to be thrown around and beat the fuck up.  When I arrive my master is being very nice which is not normal at all and it is making me very nervous.  He gives me a glass of wine along with a soft wet kiss on my lips and I start shaking inside.  What the Hell is going on tonight with my master?  Has he gotten soft on me?  Out of the clear blue he slaps me on the face so hard my head starts to spin.  He shoves a ball gag in my mouth and then ties a long rope around my neck.  Tossing me around, ripping my clothes off my nervousness is exchanged with excitement.  Bending me over the sofa he slammed his cock in my hot wet pussy like a mad man on crack.  Every time he went inside me the rope around my neck was pulled tighter.  In a matter of minutes I had little air exchange and I got really scared because the ball gag prevented me from screaming.  I hope he allows me to live.

No Other Options

My car got a flat tire last night on the middle of the highway. It was the scariest experience of my life. I was just standing out there on the deserted road, with no one to help me. Worst of all, I was wearing mini shorts and a tight tank top that was short enough to show off my belly button piercing. I was just asking to get shoved up against my useless car and banged until I bled. And that’s exactly what ended up happening. I called the repairman to come help me, but when he found me on the side of the road, all alone and baring skin like a dirty slut, he used me like the whore I am. That’s right. I tried to offer him money for fixing my car, but he didn’t want it. He wanted my holes, and so he took them. Hard and fast. Showing me who was boss. His name tag said ‘Fred.’ I was crying the whole time, and he kept licking the tears off my face. It was awful and creepy. Except I have to admit that getting my ass fucked by force against the side of my car in the dead of the black night did have its upside. That upside is the fact that it turned me on completely and gave me one of the best orgasms of my life to date. Too bad he changed my flat tire and drove off without another word. I would’ve like to have gotten his phone number . . . 

Spray that load

There is nothing better than sucking two cocks at the same time.  Two pieces of meat for me to suck down my throat.  I love to take hard cock so deep that I gag so fucking hard that my spit runs out of my mouth and make these tits slippery.  Sliding in and out my mouth while I suck your meat so hard, pulling up every inch of cum to the head.  Both cocks are swollen and I know they are ready to spay a big hardy load on my huge tits.  Putting both heads in my mouth, while rubbing two set of balls is so fucking hot.  One dick is shooting his sticky cum on my breast while my mouth bring the other to the brink.  The next piece of meat starts to shoot and damn the hot fucking juices on my tits make my pussy squirt.  I love sucking cock and getting a mid-day snack. Next time I want to see If I can take three pieces of meat.