Tag: Cheap Phone Sex

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda

One of the perks of being a full figured beauty, is having natural full figured boobies. They are such an asset to my life. Like the silver lining in not being a size 6. But honestly, I don’t care about being skinny. I rock my body and my curves. This morning, for example, I may have lost sight of how fast I was going as I was jamming out to some Tom Petty on the radio. Next thing I know, I see sirens in my rear view window. Oops me bad. Officer Hottie asks me if I know how fast I was going.

Why do they always ask that? If I knew that, you wouldn’t have pulled me over. I smile and apologize, but it is clear he is intent on writing that ticket, so I take off my jacket, revealing ample cleavage and I sigh. The sigh makes my boobs heave and always get the right kind of attention. Officer Hottie took off his sunglasses, always a good sign, and looked straight at my chest. I did the little subtle, shirt tug so a boob popped out.

I could see the outline of his fat cock through his pants. I looked at him and said, “Maybe I can help you and you help me?” I then unzipped his pants, releasing his trouser snake and sucked him off.  I even put it in between my big tits and let him cum on my face. Worth it to get out of $150 a reckless driving charge plus the points on my license. I have no shame. If I can use my boobs to my advantage, why not, right?

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

I love my feet, I bet you do too. Just look at them. They are so pretty and smooth. I get pedicures regularly; plus I live near the beach and sand is a natural exfoliate, which helps keeps my feet in good condition to be worshiped by your mouth, by your cock. I know you are staring at them right now. Imagining putting each pretty little toe in your mouth, maybe even the whole foot. I bet if you close your eyes, you can feel my feet wrapped around your cock. I give the best foot jobs. Not only do you enjoy my feet working up and down on your shaft, but I get to enjoy the feel of your cum squishing between my toes. Hot jizz oozing all over my feet is so sexy. And, luckily I am in great shape, so I can take my own cum covered feet and put them n my mouth to suck that spunk right off. I bet you would get hard again just watching that!

I love all sorts of foot play. You can rub, suck, lick, nibble, dress, smell, manicure, massage, kiss, bind and caress my feet for both of our arousal. I can even trample, stomp, squish, or jack your dick with my pretty feet. What are you waiting for? Cum get my pretty feet and toes.

Idle Hands

I think I had full moon fever.  Not sure what came over me. Maybe it’s because Halloween is approaching that I was feeling a little dark. Normally I am just a big cock fucker. I’m all about the size. But It was almost like I was possessed. I got my husband’s big tactical knife and went out for a walk. Now normally I don’t go walking alone, nor do I really walk, unless it’s to go get some big dick. This night was different. I felt like something was calling me into the woods. Something was controlling me.

I started walking and came across an old railroad. I started following the tracks. I had my big knife if anything happened. But then I just stopped dead in my tracks, no pun intended. I saw a man, a rather scary looking man. I stared at him for awhile to see if he was gonna make a move  towards me but he was motionless. Rather creepy. Just gazed right through me. But then it was like some how he led me here; some how he was controlling me. Like I was meant to see him, meant to stop right here.

I pulled my jeans off, removed my panties and bent over showing him my ass and cunt. He was still motionless, expressionless. I had laid the knife on the ground to masturbate for my creepy watcher but my hand picked up the knife as if compelled to do so. I started rubbing it all over my body. I think inserted it in my cunt. It was like that horror film “Idle Hands.” My mind knew I shouldn’t be doing this, but my hand was not being controlled by me. I started fucking my pussy with a knife. The cool steel felt hot in my pussy. But I was starting to bleed a little. I tried to go slower, but my hand went faster. I was scaring myself. Then suddenly my hand dropped the now bloody knife. I kicked it away quickly before I was compelled to pick it back up.

I looked for my stranger and he was gone. Just like that. A shadowy motionless figure in the woods that for a brief moment had some odd control over me. Was it a witch? A demon? A ghost? Or simply the devil himself? Whatever it was it pulled me into the woods, to that train track. My pussy will heal and be back to taking huge cock again soon. But I can’t shake the feeling that something is still out there, something evil lurking in the woods that wants me, wants me dead.

Prostitution Phone Sex with Sheila: Alley Whore

I was in downtown LA, East Compton to be exact. Not the best part of town, but my car broke down and I had no cell reception. I started to hoof it and see if I could find a payphone, if they even existed any more. I was pretty scantily clad as I was on my way to meet my step sons for some good old fashioned afternoon delight. Out of nowhere comes some guy around a corner and pushes me to the ground stealing my purse. I’m in the middle of a bad neighborhood with no identity, no phone, no keys, no money. I was starting to panic a bit. No cops in sight. How was I going to get out of the hood. The old fashioned way that was how.

I started flashing cars as they passed by. Thinking I could get someone to pull over for a fuck up against the alley wall. I had a bit of trouble at first. Flashing my big boobs seemed to just  get honks and yells. WTF? I am a fine big ass bootylicious MILF in the hood. Certainly someone had some money for a quick fuck or tug and gurgle. Finally this young guy in an El Camino yelled, “How much?” I walked up to his car and said $75 bucks for a 15 minute fuck in the alley. I was all prepared to Blue Light Special myself as I was desperate and $50 would get me a cab, but he agreed.  He parked the car and we ducked into the alley.

I love fucking, but honestly I have never taken money to fuck nor I have fucked in an alley with dumpsters around me and the stench of garbage. But, I lucked out. There was an old couch by one of the dumpsters. Probably disgusting and disease ridden but beggars can’t be choosers. It was better than fucking against a graffiti riddled alley wall with broken glass under my feet. I told my John he had to be on the bottom. I would ride him hard reverse cowgirl, but my ass was not touching that couch. I just thought about seeing my step sons soon and fucked the hell out of that guy. Even let him cum inside me. I was such a filthy whore prostituting myself in an alley in broad daylight. Kind of turned me on being that desperate, that depraved. Had me wondering if I could have a good side career as an alley whore. Something sexy about being an upper class gal fucking in a dirty alley for $75.

My John paid me, and even tipped me and when I explained my situation he offered to take me home and call AAA for me. So, he paid me for sex, fucked me in an alley and was a complete gentleman? My first day as a professional whore was going pretty darn well. I think I may have found my calling. There is something hot and taboo about being paid to fuck.

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Dick-lickin-good

 

Last week I posted about how fuckable my best friend and her husband is…

Well this weekend I spent some alone time with her husband.

His cock is just too damn good.

He couldn’t hide his large hard-on.

I went and turned on some music.. 

and started to wiggle my ass….

His cock was rubbing against the zipper of his pants. 

I walked up to him and climbed on his lap.

We were dry humping and I was rubbing my pussy all over his pants. 

He stood up while he was holding me close to his body.

He walked into the kitchen and laid me down on the table so my head was hanging off. 

He turned around went to the fridge and came back with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. 

I licked my lips as he put some whipped cream on the tip of his dripping cock.. and drizzled some chocolate down his shaft..

I was so ready to suck his cock and let him fuck my mouth…. 

I can’t wait to tell you more when you call me baby! 

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Glenda: Wanna Hear My Wet Pussy?

Ever since I can remember, I have been masturbating. I love self love! When I was a younger girl, I use to get off crossing my legs and shaking my leg up and down. I know you have seen girls, even young ones doing that. They do it because it causes friction on their clit and it feels awesome. When I first came that way, I thought I peed my panties. I was so young I did not even know what an orgasm was yet. But I did know it felt good and I wanted to keep recreating that sensation. I rubbed myself on this huge life size Pink Panther stuffed animal I had too. I got right on top of it and rubbed my little clitty up and down until I made a mess. For many years that Pink Panther stuffed animal was my very best friend if you know what  mean. Then I graduated to the shower massage. Then, I discovered my fingers and toys.

The first thing I ever fucked as in went inside my pussy was a flashlight. After that it was garden vegetables and eventually a dildo. I found one in my mother’s panty drawer snooping around. I know kinda naughty to use your own mother’s dildo, but I was a horny teenager. After I had a dildo in me, I knew I needed cock.  Even though I never have to go without cock, I still love to masturbate. When rubbing my clit, I can cum in less than a minute. I have no self control. I will literally have days where I play with my pussy all day long seeing how many times I can cum. My personal record is 45 times.

Do you jack off like crazy sometimes? I know being a guy you sadly can’t cum like a girl over and over, but I bet you can still make yourself cum a dozen times in a day. What is the strangest way you have ever gotten yourself off?  I’d love to swap masturbation stories and get off together. You let me hear your stroking your cock and I will let you hear me rubbing my wet snatch!

I’ll do anything for the right price…

Most women can not compete with me.

There is nothing I wont do to earn an extra buck.

I spend my days laying naked around rich men’s homes and I lay there and wait for them to fuck me.

I am their sex slave for a day.

 
My client today wants me to wait out side on his porch and when he is ready he will call me inside for a treat.
He wants me to be his obedient pet.
I love to do this because of the money and sex.
I am such a greedy whore when it comes to sex and money.
 
For the right price, I will fuck myself. 
I let a man fuck me with his cut off arm stub and I made $1500 for that.
Last week I pretended to be a corps for my client. I laid in a bath of ice water. and when I was the right temp for his he fucked me up my ass.
I let a man lick peanut butter off my pussy. 
I even work with women.
All women want to do is have their pusses eaten or fuck me with a strap on.
I enjoy women more because they are so hard on my body.
 
About a month ago, I was a man slave for 3 days. 
I made over 10 thousand dollars.
He fucked every hole in my body. 
He would spank me, and drag me around his house on a leash.
I wasn’t aloud to shower for those 3 days, He wanted me covered in his cum from head to toe.
 
Like I said, I’ll do anything for the right price. 
Hire me today and let me be your sex slave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Highway Fuck

Yesterday I joined my girlfriend in a local green project to clean up part of the highway. Her office has part of the highway named after them, and in exchange they keep it  clean from trash. I am green friendly. I am also big cock friendly and my girlfriend has a really hot co-worker who is reportedly well hung. I put on some cute jean shorts to show off my legs and went to work cleaning the parkway. We took a lunch break and I managed to get Rob alone. He was eager to fuck me when I showed my interest. I spread my legs and fucked myself with my Mt Dew bottle right there in the middle of the highway. Pretty clear message. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me.  I have a hot body meant to be seen.

When he pulled out his cock it was just as huge as rumored. I just needed to feel a big throbbing cock in my cunt. Plus it is pretty exciting when you add the risk of possibly being caught. He got right down in the grass with me as cars sped by us and fucked me good.  Heard of rug burns? Well I had grass burns. I got on all fours in the grass and he mounted me from behind. A few car drivers saw us and honked. It didn’t last long, but my cunt still felt great. Plus, he gave me a huge creamy load too. My pussy got a bit dirty! What the hell, all worth it for a nice piece of meat.  We put our clothes back on and joined our group. I think folks knew we had fucked. I had leaves in my hair, grass stains on my knees, and that smile I always have when I get a monster cock. I really don’t care if people know. If I was modest about my love for big dick, I wouldn’t get laid along the highway. I’m an exhibitionist  at heart. I like people seeing me get a huge cock. Would you like to watch?

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla and Avery: Sunday Funday

Avery and I always celebrate Sunday Funday together. Now normally we go out and pick up some unsuspecting straight guy to play with, but today we decided to watch the Steelers while playing with each other. Avery is a great cock sucker, not to mention she has the tightest ass ever.  We were lazy today, but still horny as hell. So, we turned on the game, got on the couch, and pulled out our cocks. First, Avery swallowed my shaft. I mean all the way down, balls deep in her hot little mouth.  She got me so hard. Apparently, I got Avery’s pretty cock hard with my hand. I always jack her when she is giving me head.  She was so hard and was such a good cocksucker that I shot my load down her mouth.  After that, I had to help the girl out, so I jumped on her cock with my back door pussy and let her pump in and out of me until she shot a creamy load of cum. I mean, getting fucked in the ass, while watching football is the best way to spend a Sunday.

During half time, I fucked Avery’s hot ass. Made her scream too. In a good way of course. We just fucked all day long. Everyone should be so lucky to have a BFF who is a shemale.  I love Sunday Funday.