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Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Boxers or Panties?

I am a size queen because I am a Goddess; because I am perfection. Look at me. You can recognize perfection when you see it. So why would you for a moment think I would want to fuck you if you are packing less than 8 hard inches in your jeans. If you are lacking in inches then you belong in a pair of my pretty panties. I make no exceptions. You got to give me something I can feel.  And, for me, that is more than what you have in your pants, isn’t it?

Take a peek. I bet I am right. My last caller thought he could fuck me with 5 inches. Really 5 inches? The dumb ass thought 5 inches was above average. Maybe for a garden gnome, but not a man. So I told him to go put on some panties because he did not deserve to be in boxer briefs. He is a good sissy. He put on his girlfriend’s panties and sent me this pic. Now this made me smile.  A clit stick belongs in panties, especially pink panties.

I love a caller or a guy who doesn’t fight; who gets his place and accepts it. I mean a sissy is pathetic, this is true. But, there is nothing more pathetic than a dude with a clit stick who is convinced he can please a woman. Do you know your place with me? I am a dominant bitch size queen and I live for small dick humiliation and sissy phone sex.

Pussy Worshiping Phone Sex with Glenda: Pigskin and Pussy

You know what goes great with football? Pussy. I know boys like pigskin but they like pussy too. See I am watching football and I have the NFL package and the Red Zone, so guys can see any game they want while worshiping my hot cunt. You can have pigskin and pussy!

Last Sunday, I had a fuck buddy who came by. He ate my pussy for an entire game. I lost count of how many times I actually came, but it was a ton. He is such a good cunt licker too. He spelled the name of every team on my clit with his tongue while he finger fucked my pussy.  I pretty much drowned his face in my juices. What we also discovered was fucking  doggy style on the floor in front of the TV allows us both to enjoy football while getting laid. I may have rug burns, but I got to see those tight ends play. I love sports too boys, so do much girls. Trust me you do not have to choose pigskins over pussy. You can have both all day long.

My pussy is waiting to be worshiped too.  And trust me, I can suck some good cock and titty fuck all through a game too. Pussy and pigskin it’s the best of both worlds.

Fantasy Phone Sex with Sheila: A Lost Bet Equals Intergalactic Fucking

I should learn never to bet on football. I am pretty clueless. I bet on the team that has a hot quarterback. Or any team playing Dallas as I just despise them. Well, Sunday I lost. Big time too. I bet my geeky, nerdy computer repair guy that Dallas would lose Sunday and they fucking won. The terms of our bet were vague, but it was a do anything the winner wants sort of bet. Damn Tony Romo. Well, I never could have dreamed what Greg had in store for me. Let me preface this with a note that Greg is a total Sci Fi geek. As in goes to those Trekkie shows and everything. I suppose this is why he has never had a girlfriend.

For losing the bet, I had to dress as some futuristic whore and fight off being fucked by an alien. Yes, an alien. He has a very active imagination After taking over the Planet Pussea the Hardon aliens established a military base hidden on earth in order to steal girls with big boobs. The Hardon aliens believed that inside big boobs laid a power source that could supply their planet with unending energy. I was of course the first big boob girl they captured and that made me the Queen of Pussea. However, I refused to tell the lead Hardon alien where we kept the other busty gals on Earth and so he interrogated me for hours with his tentacle monster dick. The Hardon aliens were known for their huge sexual appetites and large alien cocks. His alien penis was 26 inches with prongs. At first I was screaming in pain, but my pussy juices were poisonous to alien cock. As I got turned on by the huge alien dick, my pussy got wet, which shrunk the alien cock to a more normal size. The Hardon alien lost his power over me, and in turn became weakened by my toxic cunt juices so I was able to force him to be my bitch instead and save all Earth girls with big boobs from an alien attack.

At first I was like this is the weirdest role play ever, but it was pretty hot in action. Greg even had a huge prosthetic dick that made me feel really good. I came several times on that thing.  If I get to dress up, role play and get a 26 inch dildo up my cunt again, I think I will keep losing bets with Greg. Geek or not, he is creative and a hot fuck. And, I am always down for a hot fuck. Are you creative? What kind of kinky outside the box role play can you cum up with for us?

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Tranny Carla

Today was a lovely Fall day in my city. So one of my BFF’s and I decided to go to the botanical gardens.  I love change of seasons, especially the beautiful colors of Fall. We were the only ones in the gardens today. It felt like a private tour. We were smelling flowers, absorbing the beauty of the trees with their vibrant orange, red, green and yellow colors. She then informed me my true self was showing. That is our code for I got a boner in my pants.

I looked around, there was no one in site. I didn’t even see any employees. So, I unzipped my jeans, pulled out my cock and began stroking in the outdoor garden while my girlfriend watched and snapped a few pictures. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me either. I always have been an exhibitionist. I was stroking furiously under a beautifully colored tree, when a couple came out of nowhere. MY BFF was enjoying my show and failed to notice the oncoming traffic so to speak.  I was going to put my throbbing cock back in my pants, when the lady said, “Oh my are you one of those lady bugs?” I giggled and said, “Not exactly, but close ma’am. I am a shemale or transexual.”  Her eyes got big and she asked to see it again. Of course I pulled it back out. Who am I to deny an old broad’s curiosity.

She actually touched it. Didn’t ask, just put her hand on my shaft and ran it all the way up. Felt strange, but good. My cock jumped a bit and startled her. It was amusing;  like she was petting a turtle or something. Her male companion said nothing, but he was popping a chubby in his dockers. She looked at my friend and informed her, she was a very lucky girl to have such a pretty boyfriend.  Once the couple passed, we had a good laugh. I was a couple’s first tranny sighting. It made me hard all over again. So my cock made a second appearance in the gardens, but this time I took no time to cum.

My girlfriend and I will have a funny story  now. I have to admit though, it was pretty hot getting caught like that, especially by an older couple. Would you like to catch me stroking my pretty cock  in public? If you did, how would you react?

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny: A Fun Day at the Beach

I love the beach. For a lot of reasons. I mean, not only does it feel great to feel the sand in my toes and the salt water crashing around me, but it is a great place to pick up men. They can see I have a fabulous body for any age, and I can usually tell what kind of package a guy has.  The other day was a different kind of day at the beach for me. I picked up a man with an obvious foot fetish. First, he kept staring at my toes as I ran them through the sand. As he watched me bury my feet in the sand, and the ocean water crash over them, I could see his cock getting hard in his trunks.  You know how some guys can’t take their eyes of your boobs, well his gaze was fixated on my feet.

He asked me if I would like a spa pedicure, his treat. Well of course I did. I love having my feet pampered and looking all pretty. I have beautiful feet too. I let my handsome stranger take me for a pedicure. He then took me for an early dinner and back to his place for some wine.  When I got a little buzzed, he slipped my shoes off and began caressing my feet.  He said they felt so smooth. I started to run my bare foot up his chest, slowly working my way to his mouth. I then fed him several toes that  he immediately started sucking on. His cock was ample size too; I could see it sticking up in his trousers. I told him to unzip his pants and let his cock get some air. I then took my other foot and started to tease his dick with my big toe. I traced the bulging veins on the head of his cock, even went down to his balls and kneaded them like bread. Pre cum was flowing out his cock. He was sucking my one foot while my other one was jacking him off. I was getting pretty wet too.

Before long he came like a volcano on my foot. His cum felt like the ocean running through my toes, there was so much of it! What he wasn’t prepared for was how limber I am. I stuck my foot in my own mouth and sucked his cum right off my toes. Normally, I am about a hard big cock in my cunt, but I have beautiful feet that I take very good care of, so I love giving foot jobs and having my feet worshiped.  The nice thing about this guy that I picked up at beach was he had a huge cock too. My foot looked tiny in comparison, but he needed little down time, so not only did I get a pedicure and hot spunk on my feet, I got fucked by a 9 inch cock. Not a bad day at all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: The Young Admirer

I was at the mall today shopping and I picked up a young, amorous stalker of sorts. This little guy followed me everywhere, even into Victoria Secret and Claire’s Boutique.  It was clear he was crushing on my nice curvy body. Yes he was jailbait, but I was flattered.  I decided to go back into Victoria Secret. I saw lots of sexy things I wanted. I grabbed a variety of bras, some panties, even a few sexy body suits. I saw him being all nonchalant behind a rack of sleepwear, but looking at me still. One of the girls in the store asked if he was with me. I said yes, but he was just embarrassed about being in a lingerie store. She said I could bring him into the dressing room with him since I was his mother. Mother? That was funny. He was young true, but didn’t think I looked old enough to be the mother of a teen.

But, I knew he wanted to see my body. So, I just grabbed his hand and pulled him in. I told him to be quiet and enjoy the show. I slowly and seductively took off my top and then unsnapped my bra. His eyes got big when he saw my 40 EE natural boobs. He adjust his pants which meant he was getting a boner. For me, a hard cock is the highest form of flattery. I could see that whatever was hiding in his trousers was ample for any age. I said, “I show you mine, you show me yours.” He pulled his hard dick out of his pants, and I wiggled out of my pants and showed him my bald beaver.

I was getting aroused. Normally, jailbait isn’t my thing, but I do like being watched. I am an exhibitionist. I leaned in towards him, held up my tits right in front of him and let him beat his meat until he shot a load of boy batter on my tits. I then let him watch as I sucked his cream sauce off those melons of mine. He was mesmerized; almost like he was hypnotized by my boobies. I gave him a wet wipe to clean the jizz of the head of his cock. He cleaned himself up, tucked his dick back in his pants and left.

I felt like Mrs. Robinson, but it was hot. When you were younger, did you ever get to see a nice big pair of natural tits like mine?

Bondage Phone Sex with Cassandra: Never Take a Ride from a Stranger

It was a gorgeous day for once. So, I decided to take a drive in the country. Well, my car broke down. I was out in the middle of nowhere. I had no money with me and my fucking cell was out of signal. I started walking when a man in a jeep came along that rural road. He saw my car a ways back and put two and two together. Now, I normally don’t take rides from strangers. I know the dangers but it was getting dark and I was miles from civilization. I hopped in his jeep. I mean he didn’t look like a serial killer or anything. Looks can be deceiving.

The moment I got in I knew something was off. I just felt it. I tried to jump from the jeep, but he grabbed me by the hair and snapped me back and smashed my face so hard against the dash board I lost consciousness. I woke up naked, hog tied and strapped to the hood of his jeep like a dead deer. Now, I like bondage phone sex, but this was real and I was in Deliverance country, so anything could happen. He thought he was 4 wheeling with all the bumps he hit. I wanted to puke. He drove me to some cabin in the woods. Dragged me in by my hair like a dead animal. He strung me up and put a gag in my mouth that had spikes. Hurt like hell, and pinned my tongue in such a way that I could not move it without risk of slicing it. He wanted me quiet.

He tied me to a rack and brought out this huge fucking machine. I love those things, but not like this. He was planning on using this thing against my wishes. I was strapped down so I could not move. I felt paralyzed. He starting ramming that thing in my cunt at warp speed. Seriously, I was convulsing from the over stimulation. It was not pleasurable at that speed, for that length of time. He sat in a corner in his sex dungeon of a basement and jacked off watching me suffer. Tears running down my cheeks, pissing myself; shaking uncontrollable. This all turned him on. I was drenched in sweat, piss, cum, tears… He was still jacking off; enjoying my pain, my discomfort.

After what seemed forever, he cut me down and removed my gag. I was too drained to scream or fight him. He carried me upstairs, dumped me on his bed and tied me to each corner. I asked him what his plans were for me. He just said, “Stupid bitch. Don’t you know to never take rides from strangers.” He gave me an evil smile and left the room. He didn’t return until the morning. I had pissed the bed. I smelled awful. I looked even worse. Then he untied me, fucked me, and dumped me outside naked and filled with cum to find my way back home. Said he knew where I lived and I better never speak of this again if I valued my life. What he didn’t realize was that I don’t value my life.

Do you like bondage phone sex? Perhaps have rape phone sex fantasies? Well, I am a good subby bitch. Use me as you see fit.

Anal Phone Sex with Mommy Blair: My Son’s Favorite Hole

Lately, my son has not had time for me. He has had time to pimp me out, however, to his friends and colleagues; even complete strangers. I miss HIS cock though. I love helping him make money, but sometimes I want him all to myself and I don’t want him to share me. I called him up and begged to see him.  As it turns out he was missing me; more specifically my ass. He instructed me to prepare myself for him. I knew what this meant. I took a bubble bath; shaved my pussy and ass crack; and practiced fucking my holes with a huge pink rubber double sided dildo. When he arrives, he likes to just stick his cock in my ass and not worry if it’s clean and loosened up for him. My ass was in perfect condition for him. It looked sun kissed it was so clean and shiny for him.

I was waiting for him on the couch when he arrived. Legs spread, ass half off the couch. He walked over to me, kissed me, and then pulled out his cock. I immediately started to worship my boy’s throbbing cock. He was as happy to see me as I was to see him. After he was rock hard , he sat on the couch, and I hopped on his cock reverse cow girl. My ass loves my son’s cock. Every part of me loves his cock and him. But my son’s cock has always held a special spot in my ass. He pounded my ass for an hour before leaving a huge load of come inside me. He then made me get down on all fours and push his cum out. He enjoys seeing his seed run out of his mommy’s butt hole. He was getting hard again. I started to get up but he ordered me to stay put and I did. The next thing I felt was his fist up my ass. Like I said, my son loves my ass, especially hurting it. He wanted my ass gaping open so he fucked with his fist while jacking his dick all over my ass. All the ass fucking we do he says is to prep me for the anal gang bangs that bring him so much money.

It is amazing how many women don’t give up the ass.  Well, men let me share a secret with you. Sometimes you just have to take the ass and she will learn to love it. Just like me.

 

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: How to Fuck a Door Knob

I get horny all the time. Now, usually I can go out and pick up a guy or girl with no problem. But today, I was shut in from a major storm. There is only so much TV watching and pork rind eating a chick can do to pass the time. I had to get fucked. It was very clear from the monsoon and tornado warning, I was not going out to get fucked, and I doubt I could get someone to come fuck me. It was time to get creative. I have these French doors throughout my loft with these door knobs I have eying for awhile now. I like to put things in my ass to get off. I prefer a cock, yes or even a dildo, but sometimes I get experimental and/or desperate. Today I was both. I decided I was going to get that door knob in my ass. All I had to do was put some lube on it, and back my ass up. Simple, right? No so much. I was out of any lube. Not sure how that happened; I usually carry enough lube to supply all the tight ends on a football team.

I didn’t even have any Vaseline. But, I did have some Chapstick in my purse. I took it out and I rubbed it all over the door knob and the put some on my ass. My finger slid up my ass easily with my Chapstick lube, so I decided I was ready for my date with that ornate door knob. I bent over, spread my ass cheeks and backed right on to it like it was a throbbing cock. My makeshift lube and my horniness too k over and I got that door knob in my ass. I just started rocking back and forth on it and in seconds my cock was hard. Within minutes I was spraying a load all over my  chest and face.  When I get horny, I got to take care of it, or I can’t think straight. I do masturbate daily, several times a day, but I also try to get cock once a day too. Just sometimes like today, it isn’t meant to be. But that door knob certainly turned out to be a decent fuck.

By the time I was done cleaning my jizz off myself, the sun was coming out and the monsoon had subsided somewhat. I thought, why not go try to get laid. I put on a sexy little number, and headed out. But, my front steps were covered in earthworms from the storm and those things freak me the fuck out. No way was I stepping on them in my expensive leather boots. I marched right back inside, lubed that door knob  up with the remaining Chapstick and fucked my ass some more. I had a few hard cums. Coming always give me the munchies too. Good thing I had some pork rinds left.

Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda

I met this guy a few weeks ago who was quite enamored with my big titties. We have been hanging out for awhile now too, finding things to do with my tits. Of course, his favorite is to titty fuck. I let him give me a pearl necklace the first night I met him. Can you blame a guy for wanting to slide his cock between my two juicy boobs? Of course not. My favorite way to titty fuck is to sorta  lay hanging off my bed with him standing by the edge of the  bed. My big boobs dangling, almost smothering me. He slides his cock in between them and I suck the head. This upside down move is pretty hot too because he can lean forward and finger bang my cunt or even eat my pussy. Sucking cock actually gets me really wet, but you stick a few fingers in my pussy and flick my clit at the same time, and I will cream all over the place.

He is really tall and well built so he can actually hold me up and do the standing 69 position. I am not a small girl, hell my tits alone weigh 50 lbs, so it’s really nice to find someone who can lick on me that way. The first time we tried it, he said it was like being groped my two chicks because my hands were holding his ass and my tits fell off to the side like they were grabbing his hips.  It’s nice to have a guy who is not lazy in the bedroom and doesn’t mind a good workout.

When was the last time you had a good titty fuck? Mine are big, real and bouncy. Perfect for your cock, perfect for your cum.