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Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Shanghai Surprise

A few months ago I traveled to China for the first time. Actually it was my first time in any Asian country.  A friend of mine was getting married in Shanghai, which is the largest city in China. I did not know what to expect being a special girl over in a foreign country not known for its respect of women. Honestly, I don’t think anyone had a clue, that is until I was in the hotel elevator and it stopped working. I was trapped with about 15 Asian guys. I tried not to panic as I hate small spaces, especially when crammed in like sardines with a bunch of strangers whom I hear all have small pricks. I did not speak any Chinese and of course they spoke no English.

After about 10 minutes of non movement, I got panicky. One guy, whom I towered over, motioned me to the front where the circulation was better. Pretty thoughtful I thought. They were all talking and of course I felt left out not knowing the language. Plus they seemed to be getting agitated. I thought love is the universal language, so I undid my blouse and showed my tits to distract them.  That seemed to calm them down. Suddenly all eyes were on me, and no one seemed to be panicked. I imagine my tits are bigger than the average Asian girl. Anyway, they started groping my tits; a few even pulled out their cocks and started stroking. I was a little shocked too because the few I saw looked pretty big. Not at all like the stereotype. I could feel my own wiener stirring but was a bit hesitant to pull it out for fear of how they would react. I was trapped after all.

It was getting hot in there and I had no clue when we would be rescued so I took a chance and just started sucking cocks. I mean who is angry and panicky when having their knob polished, right? Well it quickly turned into an orgy. I mean I was sucking dicks galore and none were small. I was getting fondled and my bulge could no longer be hidden as I was really turned on by these surprisingly big dicks.  I unleashed my monster and although there was some initial shock, they all got over it pretty quick. You got a hard cock and a hot chick sucking on it, you aren’t gonna let the fact that she has a Shanghai surprise stop you. One guy pushed me up against the back of the elevator wall and started fucking my ass while I jacked two cocks with my hands. It was hot to look up at the ceiling and see  his dick pounding my ass. After he came in me, the rest got in line to fuck me. I was gang banged in the ass by a bunch of China businessmen. And it was heaven. A few even let me fuck their assess.

I was ass deep in cock with a cock deep in my ass and oblivious to the fact that the elevator was moving again. Before I even realized, the door was being pulled open and a group of onlookers had gathered. Now that had to be a real sight to see. A sexy shemale fucking a dude in the ass while getting fucked after being  trapped in the elevator for 2 hrs is likely not what they thought they’d find. Well it certainly wasn’t what I thought I’d find. But, if you are gonna be trapped in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, I have to admit, those Chinamen can surprise you! It’s a great cure for claustrophobia. Just wouldn’t wanted to be the dude who had to clean that elevator.

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Cassandra: Human Ashtray

I walked into his bar; not sure what to expect as I’m never allowed in Master’s place of business. I thought I was waiting in the car like a good girl, so sneaked a smoke break. He must have known I would be naughty without his watchful eye. Master could smell the smoke on me when I entered the bar and he was not pleased. Only he is allowed to smoke, but never me. A good slave should be seen, never heard and certainly never smelled. I saw Master from behind the bar and I knew what his hand signal meant. I got down on my knees and crawled to him with my lit cigarette in my mouth. When I reached his feet, he removed the cigarette from my mouth and I opened my mouth wide. First, I got a hard slap across the face; then he put the lit cigarette out on my tongue.

Master reached in his pocket for a lighter and pulled it out to light another cigarette. When it was lit, he drew in a long drag and blew the smoke in my face, which was followed by a hard slap. I inhaled deeply his smoke with every drag he took, and said “I’m sorry Sir, with every smack I received. Every time he smacked my face, he called me his “Pretty Ashtray.” I am happy to be his pretty human ashtray. After all, I was born to belong to men, to be used by men, to serve men. How would you like to use me Master?

Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn

If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse;  a biker babe;  a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.

I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over.  Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.

He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when  he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited.  I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen.  I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.

I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!  Who can I be for you?

 

Incest Phone Sex with Blair: Incest is Best

Tonight I was feeling jealous because my son is away on vacation with a girl he is dating. I try not to let the green-eyed monster get me, but I love and need him so much. I’ve belonged to him for as long as he has been breathing. I know he has to see over people. And, I know I am his most special girl, but that doesn’t make me miss him any less. Feeling nostalgic, I opened this big keepsake box I have of our special mementos. It’s filled with photos, and cards, and tickets from movies to concerts we saw together and a slew of poetry and little ditties he wrote for me when he was younger. This one in particular was always my favorite. So cute and playful. As I read it out loud in that same rocking chair, I began to rub my cunt, thinking of him. Of course, I squirted my nectar all over the coffee table. I have had thousands of lovers over the decades, but to this day, no one has ever made me as wet as my son.

Mommy sits in her rocking chair,
Sees her son starting to stare,
As he whips out his cock and starts to stroke,
He knows it’s his mommy he wants to poke,
She beckons him over and begs, “Pretty please.”
And he replies, get on your knees,
She does as she’s told and sucks him with zest,
Because she knows incest is best.

Now that she knows incest is where it’s at,
Her and her son make a special pact,
While daddy’s at work she crawls in his bed,
Pulls down his pants and gives him great head,
Son loves his mommy all pretty in lace,
Since it makes him shoot a load on her face,
He will love his mommy more than the rest,
Because he knows incest is best.

What’s your relationship with your mommy? Does she know incest is best. Bet I could help her understand.

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

Voyeur Phone Sex with Sheila: A Hot New Hobby

It’s no secret I’m a slut wife who fucks when she can. My husband even knows it and encourages it. In fact he arranged the rendezvous with Matt today at a nearby no tell motel. Matt is a young, fit business executive my hubby works with who expressed an interest in me at the Memorial Day picnic. So, I met Matt at the hotel and  we had a great time. He has a large cock and that boy can fuck! I spent hours just sucking him off. I love blowing men. Especially men with big balls full of jizz that they can shoot all over my face. I had a great afternoon fuck and headed home.

On the way home, I got some texts from a number I did not recognize. They were kinda stalkeresque like “I am watching you,” “does your husband know you are a whore” and one that just said, “you look good on your knees.” At first I thought has to be a wrong number. Then the pics of me sucking Matt’s cock came through. Someone had been watching me suck and fuck in that motel room, but who. Did I have a stalker or a voyeur? Was my husband punking me? He knew about my afternoon tryst.  The pics looked like whomever took them was in the room right behind Matt or there was a hidden camera on ceiling. But is that creepy or hot?

I called Matt and asked if he had any weird texts since we left the motel and he assured me no. So it was just me. I tried not to think about it anymore and then I got a call. The voice said, “I jacked off watching you take that load in the face.” I asked if this was some sort of sick joke and said I was getting scared. The unknown man insisted he meant me no harm. Said he has been watching me in action for some time. I asked what he meant and he said I was one hot piece of ass who knew her way around a cock. Well this is true, but why not just tell me who this is, I asked. He explained that watching me take cock in all my holes, wear cum on my face and get fucked is so hot. I am better than watching porn, he said. Wow, kinda a nice compliment.

I was like, wouldn’t you like to meet me? Maybe hook up if you think I am that hot? I was intrigued and aroused now. But he said watching was part of the excitement. He said he gets off just watching me. Apparently, he has been watching me for months. And beating his cock as he watches, but this was first time he ever made contact with me.  I said, so I have a voyeur not a stalker. He told me I should try it. In fact he insisted I go spy on my neighbors tonight so I could see how hot it is to watch other people fuck. At first I thought he was crazy, but he was turning me on so, what the hell. I’ll try anything once.

I sneaked out of the house late and peered through the bedroom window of this hot couple down the block. I was a peeping tom, but my pussy was getting wet at the thought. At first nothing, but then  the wife came in the bedroom. She was naked and damn she had a fine body. No hubby in sight. She laid in the bed and I thought oh well, nothing going to happen, when she leaned over to the night stand and opened the drawer. She pulled out some lube and the biggest black dildo I have ever seen. I knew what she was thinking about. I was thinking no way she could take all that, but sure enough she did. It was so hot watching her take it in cunt. I could see her pretty pink pussy lips spreading open, and her honey covering that dildo. I slipped my hands in my panties and rubbed my clit until I came with her. My voyeur was right! It is hot to watch someone else while you masturbate. It’s like having your own private porn show. I am going out to get a telescope and some binoculars tomorrow. I think I just found a new hobby.

Do you like to watch? I bet you would find it as hot as I did secretly watching someone have sex or masturbate while you get off. Who would you like to see? Mommy? Auntie? Hot couple next door? Maybe a sibling? I bet we could have a lot of fun watching together!

Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Cum on My Tits

So my friend has this cute foreign guy staying with her for a month. He barely speaks English, but she said she walked in on him by accident in the bathroom the other morning and it appeared he was pretty hung for a short guy. Well of course I have been obsessing over it since she told me, so I decided to come by for breakfast. I do like some big cock. He was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. I was wearing a slutty but hot outfit to show off my huge tits and catch his attention. He seemed impervious to my boobs. A one eyed old monkey with cataracts notices my tits. WTF? Well I yanked that newspaper right outta his hand and thrust my tits in his face, then pulled my top down so they were dangling in his face. I then motor boated him until I saw the bulge in his pants. Oh my, my friend might be on to something. While still buried in my plump big natural breasts, I unzipped his pants and out popped a pleasant surprise. He did have a nice cock. At this point he was working with me. He didn’t understand the words that were coming out of my mouth, but he understood my actions. Actions do speak louder than words.

Before long my mouth was devouring his thick shaft and I needed both hands to hold onto that  thing. I was bobbing up and down his member  and playing with my juicy twat at the same time. I was so wet too. He started guiding his cock to my tits. I knew what that meant. He wanted titty fucked. He needed my boobs. Well I do have the perfect titties for fucking! I grabbed a boob in each hand, wrapped them around his cock and sucked him  using my tits to help! His cock didn’t even get lost in my natural 40 EEs. Didn’t take long before his balls got tight and a load shot all over my boobs and face. Big load too. Yummy load. Gosh I love being covered in cum. I am a cum slut jizz junkie at heart. That was the protein shake I needed this morning. The language of fucking is universal.

Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn

Often times in life we have to do things we don’t like. Well, I don’t like little dicks. But, I do like my husband. I mean I don’t like his pecker but I love his wallet. I need to sometimes do things for him to keep him happy. A happy hubby equals a happy Brooklyn.  We were talking about this asshole guy, Joe, at the Porsche dealer in town who will not agree to the price my husband wants for one. I thought, hmmm, perfect chance to impress him. I knew I could talk to this car salesman and get him to agree to the price the hubby is willing to pay. I told him I would take care of it tomorrow. He actually doubted me. Thought I was outta my league and there is no way this shyster would go down on the price. Well this guy has never met me. Joe was about to meet his match.

I walked right into that dealership in the hottest outfit I could find and asked to talk to the man in control.  Joe was a big Guido type of guy;  thinks he could sell ice to an Eskimo. I told him my hubby was in yesterday and wanted to purchase a 911 Turbo and that the price was just not right. When he tried to bullshit me with cant go any lower, it’s a steal at that price bull shit, I asked to go in his office. I was about to fuck a greasy fat car salesman to impress my hubby.  I started taking my clothes off  and told him, fuck my husband, I wanted him. I was so impressed with his unwavering on the car price I had to have him. He fell for that bullshit too. Delusional poor thing.  Well when he took his pants off, he had a ridiculously small dick; smaller than my husband. No wonder they both like Porsche cars! Well I fucked that dude silly. Even let him fuck my ass and cum on my face with his pinky dick. It just about killed me.  He couldn’t even lick a pussy properly. I should have won an Oscar for my fucking performance. I was screaming like a porn star with a monster cock up her ass. When it was finally over, I told him my husband would be in tomorrow and he would give him the price he offered for the car. And that if he didn’t, not only would his wife get the video footage from my phone of us fucking, but I’d make it viral so everyone knew what a little worthless clit stick he was sporting. Funny, he dropped the price even further!

I went home, showed my hubby the agreement for the new price I had secured for his mid life crisis toy and he was beyond impressed. He couldn’t believe that not only did I get him the Porsche, but I got it for even less than he was willing to pay. He asked me how I did it and I just said, “Honey, don’t ever  underestimate the power of persuasion with a beautiful woman.” He didn’t have to know I deviled my body with a small weenie just so he could have his dream car. But right now, I can have whatever and whomever I want because I am his idol; I did what he couldn’t do. Men and their silly sports cars. My husband might as well scream to the world, “Hey, I got money, but I also got a small dick.” But the sweet thing is, those guys with big dicks know a car like this one is overcompensation for a small dick, which means they know I need what they got.  It sometimes pays to impress your hubby….