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Cheating Phone Sex with Sheila: The Jealous Wives Club

Yes, I am a total slut wife. My husband knows this and not only accepts it, but encourages it. He wants me to have all the cock I want. I have my rules though. I do have a bit of a reputation, and I am pretty sexy for a soccer mom; but I never knowingly fuck a married man unless the wife gives permission. I like fucking, but I hate drama. Nothing kills the mood for me more than a jealous wife going all Fatal Attraction on me. I don’t want any jealous wives killing my rabbit. Recently, however, I had a rather nasty encounter with some jealous bitches. There is this community fundraiser being held for a member’s family who has extensive medical needs. I showed up at the planning meeting and was told by two women I was not welcome, nor was my money welcome. They actually ordered me to leave. I asked what I had done to offend them and one just said “We don’t need a whore’s help.” I am proud of my sexuality. Proud that I am capable of getting the sexual pleasure I enjoy. No one has ever been so blatantly crass with me before. Was it jealousy? They were both trophy wives like me, but unlike me, they had let their bodies go. Now, I know both of their husbands, but not Biblically. Not yet at least.

I went home to sulk when my phone rang. A friend of mine who was at the meeting informed me that these two jealous shrews were trying to suggest that I had fucked their husbands and get me blackballed from all community events. Green is not a pretty color on anyone. Well, if I am gonna be accused of something I didn’t do, I might as well do it and earn my Scarlet A. Nothing worse than a jealous wife. These women are just worried that their husbands will prefer my big tits, ample ass and tight hairy snatch to their fat sloppy cunts. I called up both men and made dates with each of them,  just a day apart from one another too. Damn it was easy.

Tuesday night I met jealous wife #1’s handsome hubby in a no tell motel. I told him how his wife treated me and he said she has been jealous of me since I moved here. She has been trying to get me ostracized for years but until recently had no comrade in arms to help smear my name. Just for being the leader of the lynch mob, I let her husband fuck my ass. That’s right, I let him slide his married cock into my tight cherry ass. We all know his bitch wife won’t take it in the ass. But I will. And because I let him cum in my ass, he will keep cumming back for more. Guys love a backdoor girl.

The next night, I fucked jealous wife #2’s husband. He took a bit of convincing. Turns out his jealous bitch had nothing really to worry about. That was of course until he felt the pleasure of my huge boobs wrapped around his cock as I sucked the ever loving life out of his dick. Once you have me worshipping your cock, you are hooked. The combination of my huge natural tits and mouth on a shaft is like crack to a guy. I sucked his dick for hours making him cum 5 times before he actually slipped into my cunt from behind.

Both men were hot fucks. I won’t fuck them again. Not because of my code of ethics but, because part of my revenge on the jealous wives club leaders, is making their men yearn for me again. And they will. Their out of shape, boring wives will never do for them what I can. I am a sexual goddess. I had a camera set  up in the room to snap pics of me and their husbands engaged in carnal behavior. I sent each jealous wife some pics with a note that said “Now you have something to really be jealous about.” The green eyed monster just got real…..

Hot Phonesex with Brooklyn: Free Fallin and Free Ballin

When I was younger, I dated this very well hung guy who was a total thrill seeker. Sophisticated older man, very wealthy too. He climbed mountains in the Andes, wrestled crocodiles, bungee jumped off bridges, flew planes,  sky dived, swam with sharks… If there was a risk of death, he did it. He actually convinced me to skydive tandem with him. I took lessons for a month and his friend was a pilot also and he arranged it so we could skydive over a private beach along the coast of Jamaica. Normally, I only take risks with cock, you know fucking other women’s guys lol. But Brad had a huge cock and I was afraid if I  didn’t at least try to share some of his adventures with him,  he would find another play thing who would.

When we were in the plane about to jump, I got really nervous. Brad thought it would be a good idea to fuck first. Get our adrenaline pumping and cast my fear away. Good plan. He whipped out his 11 inch dick for me to swallow. I had this heavy pack on my back, but I still managed to suck a load of cum out of him. He then returned the favor and ate my pussy till you could peal me off the top of the cargo cabin. Brad always got hard again quickly, so by the time I squirted all over his face, he was ready to cum again. He had me on all fours, positioned me right by the door of the plane we would eventually be jumping out of, and slammed his cock in my wet cunt. He had his hands on my neck, holding me tight, almost choking me, but in a good way. Before I realized it, the plane door opened up, and he pushed me out while his cock was still in me. I was free fallin and he was free ballin. His big huge balls were slapping on me in the wind. I was screaming. He had his hands around me and his legs intertwined in such a way his cock actually stayed in my pussy. I had dick in me from 20,000 feet in the air as I may have been falling to my death. I was scared to death, but I was still wet and my nipples were hard.

I just left it to Brad. He obviously knew what he was doing. We fell for what felt like hours. His cock never left my pussy. Even when he pulled the cord, his cock stayed in me. We landed on a sandy dune of this tropical paradise. My knees were wobbly, my heart racing, but I was so excited from the danger, the adrenaline rush was amazing. I skydived with a cock up my cunt and landed in the sand surrounded by crystal blue water. And I was alive to brag about it. I could understand now why Brad was such a thrill seeker and adrenaline junkie. I was on such a high that I was alive, I fucked him again on the sand dune we landed on. I had sand up my ass and in my cooch. But, I didn’t care, my cunt had never been so wet as it was at that moment. We fucked all afternoon on that beach. Sadly my relationship with Brad didn’t last much longer after that because he wanted me to fuck him as he bungee jumped off a bridge. But, I will never forget that day. Where is the craziest  and most dangerous place you have ever fucked, or fantasized about fucking?

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Tranny Carla

I am spending the holiday weekend at a high end resort with a friend. It is gorgeous outside and that always makes me horny. Plus, there is this conservative couple in the room next to us and the guy keeps looking at me. I can’t tell if he is coveting me or if he knows my secret. But his wife apparently has a stick up her ass as she called me a tramp the other day because she thought my dress was too short. I think she is just jealous. So, I decided to go sit on the patio, in clear view of them and stroke my hard cock. I love being an exhibitionist anyway. Feels so good to have a warm summer breeze rushing over your cock and tits as you stroke your dick somewhat publicly. I had his attention definitely. He couldn’t take his eyes off my large member. In fact, he whipped his out too and we stroked our cocks together. He was an older man, but damn he had a fine dick. I don’t think he had ever seen a special girl as he had big fish eyes of wonderment as he watched me stroke. As I got closer to coming, I got close to the divider between our rooms and sat on the ledge. Before I could shoot my load on my handsome neighbor, he was over down on my shaft swallowing my cock and balls. He shot his load in his hand as I shot a load down the back of his throat. Oh my that was hot and unexpected. He slipped me his business card and said, “Our secret but let’s do it again soon.” You better believe we will. I can’t wait to pop his anal cherry. I think he is gonna be my next sugar daddy.

Sissy Phone Sex Training with Brooklyn: Are You a Man or a Sissy?

Sissy training phone sex is one of my specialties. I have a new sissy in training named Wendy. Doesn’t she have the cutest most pathetic little clit stick you have ever seen? Her little clitty belongs in my panties, not my pussy. I am a hot size queen and I have to maintain standards. So, when a pathetic pin dick loser tries to pick me up, they go in my panties not my pussy. I explained to Wendy, that she could purchase some of my sexy under garments and wear them herself, but that was the closest she was getting to being “in” my panties. She loves to wear my garter belts because they help center her and make her feel like the pretty princess she was born to be.  See when you have a tiny pee pee, your only purpose on this earth is to amuse and pleasure me. You cannot pleasure me with  your pathetic pecker, but you can pleasure me by being my panty boy, my sissy bitch, my clean up boy or my fluffer slut. Some very special losers get to be all of the above. Look between your legs right now for me. And tell me, are you man or sissy? If you have 8 inches or more of rock hard meat between your legs, you are all man and get to fuck me. You packing less than that, you get to wear my panties and be my panty boy, my sissy bitch, my clean up boy or my fluffer slut. So what’s it gonna be?

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Backyard Peep Show

This is the last weekend the pools are open which makes me so very sad. I love getting wet in a bikini and watching all the men at the pool adjust themselves when they see my beautiful curves. I love being wet. In more ways than one. I also love showing off my tits in a sexy way. So, I decided to put an old fashioned showers outside in the yard. It’s like a big tub, no curtain, so no privacy. I don’t want privacy anyway! I have a slew of neighbors that I can wash my body for. Today, I decided to give it a try.

I put on this hot little white bathing suit cover up with no bathing suit underneath. I stood in the tub and let the water cascade over my curves. My big thick juicy curves. My nipples got so hard they could cut glass. I was soaking wet and that cover up became like a second skin. I looked around to see if I could see any peeping toms or tammys. I am quite the exhibitionist. I love attention on my body. It appeared I had a few subtle onlookers so I kicked up the show a notch.

I sat on the edge of the tub, hiked up the wet cover-up, spread my legs and exposed my freshly shaven pussy. I then started rubbing my clit. I put a leg up on the edge of the tub for better viewing pleasure and I spread my pretty pink cunt lips. I then slide 3 fingers inside my pussy and fucked myself until I exploded. I then licked my sweet pussy pie juices off my fingers. I even smeared some on my tits and licked it off. I am a chronic masturbator. Sure I get fucked and fucked often, but something so hot about getting yourself off. Especially when you have an audience. And I had more than a few voyeurs today. Would you enjoy watching me get off. Or better, listening to me get off? I can let you hear my wet pussy.

Cowboy

I was in my apartment by myself one night just hanging out, eating left over Chinese take-out, watching Dancing With The Stars and I just couldn’t seem to get comfortable.  Nothing seemed to taste right, my clothes felt itchy, it’s almost as if I felt trapped in my own home.
So I made a spur of the moment decision that I was going to get up, get dressed, and go out and find someone to fuck me.  It was the only way I was going to be able to release this saved up energy I had.  A new country style bar had just opened up a few blocks away that I hadn’t been to so I thought I would give that a try.  Normally I don’t go to a bar by myself but I wasn’t waiting for an invitation.
I got all dolled up, curled my hair and put on my best dress that would show off my tits. I looked in the mirror and said to myself, “Damn I look good.”  I did, I am never above using my body to get what I want and I have great tits.
I got to there, sat down at the bar and  ordered a beer to start with, and a jog bomb for a little liquid courage.  It was a U shaped bar and there was a guy sitting across the bar from me, also alone, just undressing me with his eyes, I could tell he was on the prowl too.  The bartender brought me another drink, it was another jog bomb, I told him I didn’t order this drink and he said it was from the guy across the bar.  I slammed it with encouragement and got up and walked around the bar and asked if the seat was taken, he made the gesture that it wasn’t so I sat down.
We sat there in silence for a few minutes before I turned to him and said, “I’m not really in the mood to get to know you, ask about the weather or any other kind of small talk.  I came here to get an itch scratched that I couldn’t scratch myself.”  At first he looked a little perplexed and I’m not sure if it’s because he had no idea what I meant or because he couldn’t believe that I had just said that.  Then he smiled a little smile and got real close to me and whispered, “we could go to the restroom and I could help you with that itch.”
We got to the bathroom, locked the door and it wasn’t a marathon, it was a race.  He couldn’t unbuckle his pants fast enough and I could already see his hard cock through his jeans.  I slipped my underwear off over my heels and threw them in my purse.  I didn’t even know this guy’s name and yet he had his pants and boxers around his ankles and was pulling my dress up high enough to fuck me.  No foreplay needed, I was already hot and wet from the excitement alone.
Then I felt it, his big hard cock sliding into my hot, wet pussy.  This was what I was missing, this is what I needed.  He pulled down the top of my dress so that he could grab on to my huge tits for leverage.  He thrust into me so hard and so fast that it didn’t take long at all before I was screaming, and he was telling me he was about to cum.  I could feel it, every nerve tingling, my heart racing, my toes curling.  It could not have been any more perfect.  We came at the same time.  I could feel him breathing hard against my shoulder as vibrations racked through my body.
He pulled up his pants and I adjusted my dress.  And just as he was about to ruin it by saying something, I put my one finger over his lips and said “maybe I’ll see you around,” and left.  I went home and continued where I left off watching Dancing With The Stars, but with a much more relaxed demeanor.

Bisexual Phone Sex with Vinny: Impromptu Threesome

I went to Costa Rica last month  to relax and enjoy the beach. I am such a beach whore. The feel of sand in my toes and water crashing around me, definitely puts me in a mood. I decided to take a little excursion off the beaten path and happened upon this beautiful secluded area with a private waterfall and all sorts of big rocks to sun myself on. Well, I took off my swimsuit and claimed a rock for my own. As I was lying there in my private paradise, I started rubbing my pussy. I was deep in thought, creaming all over my fingers, totally oblivious to the fact that two strapping young men were watching me. Apparently, they caught my whole act and were quite aroused. Now, they were hot boys and from their swim suits I could tell very well endowed. Robin Williams use to joke that the beauty of a Speedo was that you could what religion a man was in them.  I had two circumcised well hung men in my private oasis. This was going to be fun.

They both came over to me and started rubbing on my body. Their strong hands felt so good, so powerful. They moved over my breasts, across my firm belly and down to my eager pussy mound. One focused on my clit while the other slid two fingers deep in my pink, wet cunt. My back arched immediately and my chest started heaving. I was in a heightened state of arousal. I came hard on their fingers. A good orgasm always makes me more horny and I just had two terrific cums. I sat up on the rock and pulled their cocks out that were busting out of those little banana hammocks. I stroked them simultaneously as I began to pull them closer to my mouth. When they realized I was attempting to put their cocks both in my mouth they seemed hesitant. Really? Guys need to relax over this shit. We are ALL bisexual when it comes to sexual pleasure. I told them to relax, I was a professional. I guided both cocks into my mouth until I had a double decker blow job going on. Two hard big cocks on top of each other in my mouth. I made them both cum at the same time and took a face load of hot jizz, which I gobbled up.

I then told them to kiss each other and rub on each other. They seemed like putty in my hands at this point. Everyone wants to see two women get it on, but I think it’s pretty hot to watch two beautiful men going at it like rabbits.  I gave them a little nudge, then started rubbing my cunt again. They got the idea pretty quick. I sat there with my pussy spread wide masturbating watching them stroke each others cocks. Two strong hands going up and down two big shafts made me come over and over and over again.  I wanted those cocks in me, but I wanted to continue with their bisexual exploration so I said I wanted them both in my cunt at the same time. Cock on top of cock, balls on top of balls, fucking my tight wet pussy. The friction of cock on cock made them both explode deep inside my pussy. They took turns cleaning my cream pie too. That’s right, they licked their cum out of my cunt. Then they snowballed each other with it while I finished myself off watching.

They let me snap a picture of them with my cell. I look at this pic often and masturbate for hours thinking of that hot random threesome on the beach with two handsome studs. I hope I opened their eyes a bit to the joys of bisexuality.  Can I open yours?

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Vinny: Granny’s Vintage Vibrators

My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators.  At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous.  These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.

I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging.  There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of  both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.

Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I  think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!

I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra: Naughty Slave

One of my Masters likes my body in perfect shape so he insists I work out regularly. He hired me a private tennis instructor. I have always liked the idea of tennis: nice rackets and hard balls and all. Now, I know I am not suppose to fuck without permission, but have you seen my instructor? Holy crap that guy is not only buff, but hung well too. It was really hard to concentrate on my swing when I could feel his hard cock pressed up against my back. Finally, I turned around and lied. I informed him my husband arranged this lesson because he wants me to fuck other guys since he knows he can’t satisfy me sexually. I took a big risk saying that because if my Master and him are pals, he will tell on me. Tell my Master what a lying disloyal little whore I was being today.

He didn’t seem pissed at me or upset at all. Actually the opposite. He said I was the finest piece of ass he had seen on his court in a long time. Then he forcefully turned me around, lifted up my skirt and ripped my panties off. Right there on the court, in front of other instructors and students.  I leaned over the net and tried to spread my legs far so he could see my pretty shaved cunt. He buried his face between my ass cheeks and drilled my ass with his tongue and my pussy with three fingers. I didn’t care that people were staring. I didn’t care that if my Master finds out I will endure an awful beating. This sweet, hot worshipping of my cunt and ass was long overdue.

My pussy has not had a loving tongue in a while so it took no time to cum on his face and fingers. I then turned around and suck his long thick shaft so good you would have thought my name was Hoover. People were still watching and a few were masturbating which made it all the more hot for me.  Once his cock was nice and swollen he bent me over the bleachers and pounded my pussy. He held on to my big tittes as he rammed my pussy full of his big thick sausage. I had multiple orgasms. I let him cum in me too like a naughty whore. If Master inspects my pussy when I come home and can see or smell any trace of cum in me, I will be flogged and severely beaten. But I don’t care. It felt so good to get fucked like that, especially knowing people were watching and enjoying themselves.

It’s a private club anyway, so doubt the word will get back to Master that his slave was a dirty cheating cum dump whore today. I sure hope not because I want more of my instructor’s cock. I need to cum like that more often. Until our next session though, at least I have a pic of him I can secretly rub one out too. You won’t tell Master I was a no good cheating whore will you?

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?