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Backfield in Motion

I don’t hate football season, but sometimes I get tired of hearing about it…and it keeps guys away from the strip club.  So, instead of trying to avoid football this year, I decided to embrace it as much as possible.  I started my own little jar where guys could guess the final scores of every game; and, those who guessed ‘spot on’ were going to be rewarded with a free visit to the V.I.P. room.  The trick was that they had to pay to enter; I double-charged them my normal rate for lap dances, but they didn’t seem to mind.  My first winner was an older guy, husky and smelled of whiskey and cigars.  He kinda reminded me of my grandfather…when I was little.  He got the normal slaps on the back and then followed me to the V.I.P. area.  First, he wanted me to jump around in my cheer-leading uniform, yelling for his old football team.  Apparently, he had been a football stud (according to him).  Then, he fell further into the couch and slapped his knees; by the bulge between his legs, I knew where he wanted my attention.  I crawled on top of him and he started calling me “Mary Anne,” his school sweetheart.  I didn’t really care; I just played along. 

“I don’t want to hurt you, Mary Anne,” he said, “but I really want to make love to you.”  I begged him to enter me, trying to sound like someone out of a 1960s film.  He gently slid his cock inside of me and told me how warm and tight I was; he was actually pretty sweet, I thought, even though calling me someone else’s name was a little creepy.  “Now, you know what I want to do, Mary Anne,” he said.  I was confused.  “I want to play in the backfield.  You know that’s my favorite.”  I understood and got on my knees while he spread my ass cheeks apart and spit in my asshole.  He spanked my buttocks and I jumped; he reassured me that I always liked it.  Pushing inside my tight ass, he shoved every inch of his manhood inside of my thin anal walls.  He was thick and stiff; and, as he pumped inisde of me, he continued to tell me that he had won every football game for me.  Only for me.  I tried not to bust out in laughter.  And, after he came inside of my ass, I turned around to suck his cock.  He kissed me on the forehead and told me that his Mary Anne would never do that.  As he left the room, I could hear his voice shouting, “Touch down!”  Whether the football team had scored or not, I have no clue; but, at least I had one happy customer and a wad of cash!

Good Lil Slave October

My master had a treat for the both of us. He invited another girl to come play with us. He said I shall summit to both of them. I must please them both. I do everything I can to please my master. He made me eat her yummy pussy. And let me stick my fingers in too. She tastes so good. I love eating my mistress’ cunt.

Master told Mistress since I was such a good girl that she had to repay me and eat my tight young rosebud ass. Oh what a good job she did. Master even allowed her to stick a few fingers in me and get me ready for him.

He let me ride his big fuckrod. Told me what a good little slave I was. I think I made him proud. Once he was content with how good he gaped my ass. He let mistress taste how good my juices and his tasted mixed.  It got her so excited.

Master then instructed us to both bend over the couch so that he could have his way with both our asses. Oh our master loves to fuck our asses. He pounded them deep and fast and hard. Slapping our asses every now and then telling us what good little slaves we are.

Once he was ready to cum he came in my mouth and let mistress lick it out while we held our gaped asses open showing him what he did to us.

Master was very pleased with us both!

Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Tossed Salad Any One?

Do you love a good rim job? Love to have a tongue or finger in your tight little poot chute while your cock is being sucked? Well guess what sugar I love to have my salad tossed just as much. You know it is true what they say no one knows a woman like another woman. I want my ass licked just like my cunt, soft and sweet and sensual. Do you have what it takes to toss my salad and make me cum so hard I squirt in your face. If you want a full fledged, straight on, drown your face in sweet, hot cum, learn to lick my ass the way it’s supposed to be licked. Master the art of a good salad tossing. Female rim job heaven for me and the face covering orgasm of your dreams can be yours. Are you game or are you lame?

Cum Covered Weekend

Every now and then my craving for cum is over whelming. No matter what I am doing or where I am all I can think about is the silky, white treat oozing from a hard cock, any hard cock. When I am in one of these moods my pussy is on constant cumming mode and super charged. The smallest touch, even from my panties or wiping my self after I take a piss, turns into a body shaking, muscle spasming cum fest between my legs. I am like a fucking bitch in heat on the streets looking for whatever mutt that will mount me and give me what I need.
This weekend has been just that weekend for me.
I have been the biggest cum whore ever. I need cum all over my body, in me, on me, I just need cum and as much of it as I can find.
Being on my knees and having it spewed all over my face. Laying on my back and having it fill my cunt until it is dripping out of me. On my hands and knees with an ass full of dick and cum.
The way doesn’t matter, all that matters to me is that I get my fix and I get it now!

Big Tits Phone Sex: I Fuck For Pleasure Not Money

Last month I was traveling to visit a girl friend at the beach. We always have a girls getaway in the summer. Well, in a blonde moment, I stopped at a rest stop and got distracted by a hot guy and locked my keys and purse in the car. I was starting to panic as no one was around. That hot guy sped off before I realized what I had done. I went into the quick mart and the only person in there looked a little Boys From Deliverance like if you know what I mean. I may have even heard banjo music. I did not want to ask for help from him. I just needed a phone to call AAA. I looked around and saw a bus stop at the corner. So I walked over and waited until someone came.  A young college age boy, glued to his phone, sat down like he didn’t even see me.  But, I am an attractive woman. I started to talk to him. I explained that my car was just down the street and I locked my purse in the car and needed a phone. He looked at me rather intently and said, “I have no money.” I was like “excuse me? I just need to borrow your phone to call AAA.” He replied, “Sure, whatever you say, but I still ain’t got any money.” I didn’t understand what the communication problem was here, but obviously he did not buy that I was just stranded. I got up and looked him right in the eyes and I said “I don’t know what your problem is, but I am stranded. My phone is in the car and I really just need to use your phone.”  He looked at me, cocked his head and said, “You mean you aren’t a hooker?”  Really, hookers work the bus stop in broad daylight these days? I assured him I was not a pro, but really stranded and that the redneck back at the quick mart kinda scared me. I asked him why he thought I was a whore. He said, “Um, look at what you are wearing Ma’am.” Ma’am? Being called a hooker is better than being called Ma’am! I said I was on a road trip to the beach and my AC went out in my car so was just trying to stay cool. We had a good laugh.

He then apologized and said he would call a friend of his who was a mechanic to meet us at my car. He walked me back to my car, where is friend showed up with one of those jimmy things and got my car door open immediately. I was so very grateful I offered the guy a ride to where ever he was going since I made him miss his bus. Turns out  he was just on his way home from work. His car was in the shop and he was not 25 yet so couldn’t rent a car. He was just a tadpole!  I took him home. He invited me upstairs  to freshen up. I had been in the heat for awhile and walking in not so appropriate foot wear.

I was in his bathroom and got a good look at myself  and thought I could see how someone may mistake me for a hooker. He was nice after the confusion and helped me get my car situation settled. I though why not fuck him. He was cute. So I walked out of his bathroom in just my hooker boots. He was, like “damn, but I thought you said you were not a hooker. I’m broke, even though you are wicked hot.” I assured him I did not want his money. I had my own. I just wanted to show my thanks for helping me out. I fell to my knees and started sucking this beautiful young cock like I was a pro. Hell, I bet I sucked it better than a hooker because I wanted to suck it. He had a nice cock too. I started rubbing my clit as I took him inch by inch down my throat. He had never witnessed a woman touch herself in front of him before. I had a lot to show this young one. And I did. I taught him how to eat pussy. I taught him how to fuck me in the ass and I let him titty fuck me. He was rather obsessed with my boobs so I let him fuck those too. When he came,  he shot his load all over my huge tits. And I let him watch as I savored every drop of his cum off my boobs. That shit is yummy.

As I was leaving, he said I should be a pro because I was hotter than any hooker he ever saw. He insisted I would make a ton of cash. I let him know that I never wanna take money for sex. Not cuz I am a prude or anything, but because I never want to think of fucking as a job. I informed him I fuck for pleasure and whom I fuck is not dictated by how much money I need, just by how much cock I need! He kissed me goodbye, and I got back on the road, happy to be mistaken for a whore.

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Teddy Bear Love

I came home early today from the spa. I heard a strange noise from my bedroom. At first I was scared, but then I saw my step son’s keys on the table and thought he is just jerking off to a pair of my panties.  He has done that ever since I married his father. I love to watch him jack his big thick cock. So hot to watch a man be the  master of his domain. I strip naked to go join him. Figure we could get off together. I sneak in the bedroom as to not interrupt him and ruin his orgasm. But, he was not jacking off; he was fucking. And not another woman. Not even a guy. I was in shock at what I saw. He was fucking the big blue teddy bear my hubby won for me at the State Fair a few years ago. The bear was underneath him, and he was humping away and moaning and groaning like he does with me! No way a teddy bear feels better than me. My cunt has to feel better than an old ratty furry teddy bear? My ego took a blow. I slipped  out of the room undetected. He never heard my gasp.

So, I get on the Internet and I Google fucking teddy bears.  Much to my mortification, this is a fetish that afflicts many, male and female. It is called Ursusagalmatophilia. This is the sexual attraction to teddy bears. Now I have heard of furries. But this fetish is not that folks want to have sex with a person dressed as a bear, they want to actually fuck a teddy bear. Wow. I like to think I am open minded. I take it up the ass. I fuck my stepsons. I swallow cum. I take black cock. I do gangbangs. But fucking Teddy Ruxpin  is just creepy. But how do I handle this? Do I acknowledge that the guy I love to fuck the most has a strange fetish? Do I embrace it? Do I ignore it?

Well I decided to do what any horny housewife would do. I took some pics of me with teddy bears and texted him to come fuck me and my  little furry friends.  I mean, if I am being honest, I’d fuck Ted. Well when in Rome I guess. I figure why knock something you have never tried. I guess I WILL do anything for nice cock.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra:

  I have a daily gym routine. This body doesn’t stay slamming all on its own.  I usually just shower at the gym, then go meet my friends for happy hour.  Thursday was no different. Except for the fact that some stupid bitch stole my clothes in the locker room. And not only did she steal my clothes, but she took my keys and my cell phone. I had no way of getting someone to bring me clothes. And all the stuck up bitches in the locker room would not help me out. Guess they are jealous of my hot body. I thought for a moment of what I should do. Well, I was not sucking up to some uptight jealous soccer mom, that was for sure. So, I decided I would  try to get to the bar where my friends were meeting me. I mean, so public nudity is technically illegal; I do have a rocking body.  I stole a dirty towel out of the hamper, which barely covered me and dashed out the locker room, through the gym, and out the door. I only had a few blocks to go and one of my BFFs would take me home for more suitable clothing.

I start sprinting down the side walk, my big tits bouncing. I could hear people yelling sexual comments and staring at me. Suddenly, some little boy yanked my towel off as I sprinted by him. I sure did not see that one coming. Before I could stop and grab it back, he was in the car with his older brother getting high fived. I was now totally naked in downtown Louisville.  At happy hour during Thursday Night Live, which meant thousands of folks on Main St. My pals were meeting me at the Hard Rock Cafe which was still another 4 blocks. I sucked it up again and started jogging. This time, I kept my head held high and went a little slower, trying to embrace my shame. I saw fingers pointing, mouths gaping open, cell phones snapping pictures, and parents covering their offspring’s eyes.  But I had no choice.  I am comfortable in my skin, really. I know my body is hot and I do not feel  there is anything wrong with nudity. However, I heard someone yell  “Put some clothes on bitch before I call the cops.” Of course it was some  stupid cunt.

I’m not only hot, but smart. I ducked into a little candy store. Did my best damsel in distress  for the guy behind the counter. When that didn’t work, I sucked his cock and let him fuck me in the ass. Let this loser bend me over the counter and fuck my ass to help me. It was 60 seconds of  torture for me lol. I’m too hot for little pricks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. In exchange for my mercy fuck, he  gave me a bunch of candy. What the fuck? I need clothes or a phone, not candy. But, I’m resourceful. I  took the candy out of all the pretty pink cellophane wrapping and made a makeshift outfit. A pretty tiny one, but I was no longer butt naked. Now those stuck up bitches could shut the fuck up and let me get across downtown to meet my besties for a much needed cocktail. I may not have had much on, but I rocked my pink cellophane outfit. In fact, folks thought I was a rock star or something when I arrived at the Hard Rock Cafe. They were asking for my autograph and taking pics. And me and my friends drank for free that night. Or maybe they were just fans who caught my naked sprint down Main Street!

 

Rough Sex Phone Sex Naudia needs her holes filled

I love getting choked during sex. My current fuck buddy shoves me down hard so the skin on my knees gets carpet burn. Then he whips his dick out and slaps me in the face with it. He is so fucking rough with me, and my pussy loves it. I know because he sticks his hand between my legs and feels it water up like a thirsty hole. He loves to gloat and make fun of me, humiliating me over the fact that I am so turned on by his mistreatment.

Then he makes me lick his ass. It’s so degrading and upsets me a lot. But the fact that he cares about me enough to make me stretch my limits and challenge my fuck holes to see how much ramming and torture they can take? That means more than he will ever know.

I try to tell him every time we fuck how amazing he is, but he usually just sticks his dick down my throat to cut off my words. The sound of me choking on his meat stick just turns him on more! It’s really incredible how much he loves to use and abuse women. I wonder if any other men like it, too?

Rim Jobs Phone Sex: Lesbian Ass Play

Until a few months ago, I cringed at the thought of having a rim job.  But then I went to a lesbian wedding. My son was unavailable to be my date and my hubby was out of town, so I went stag. It was a lovely wedding, filled with hot chicks. I’ve been with women before. In threesomes and the occasional drunk girl on girl fun in college. But, this was the first time I was surrounded by nothing but hot pussy licking women. One of the bridesmaids was also stag so we kept each other company during the reception. I had one too many bottles of champagne and the next thing I know I am naked in bed with the hot lesbian bridesmaid. I was doggy style getting my pretty pussy licked by what appeared to be a professional carpet muncher.  This chick had mad skills. I think I came like 10 times on her face. I am about ready to collapse when her tongue goes in my ass.  Not accidentally either. She had her hands on my ass, cheeks spread wide, fucking my ass with her tongue. I started to squirm, but she yelled at me to relax. I was overwhelmed at first with feelings of disgust; like that can’t possibly taste good to her. But then, she slipped a few fingers up my cunt and probed that tongue of hers deeper into my glory hole and before I knew it, I was dripping pussy juice on the sheets. The combination of having your ass rimmed and fucked while your pussy is being fingered feels awesome. And to have a hot chick doing both to you, well that’s just bonus. I can’t believe I resisted rim jobs in the past. My ass taste yummy too. She kissed me after eating out my ass and I got even more wet. Thanks to the persistence of talented lesbian, I have a new addiction. Wanna rim my pretty ass?