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Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

Tickle, Tickle!

My Daddy loves to put his hands on me and gimme lots of cutie-pie tickles! Sometimes when he’s spanking me, he’ll start tickling me like mad. It feels so uncomfortable but also really good and funny, too! It makes me squirm and try to escape all the time. I also feel very silly when my Daddy is punishing my little bottom and then suddenly starts making me giggle!:) Daddy says my baby girl laughter excited his dickie very much and he wants to put it into my little poo-poo hole. I love my Daddy sooooo much, and I’d do anything for him. So it makes me happy when he’s happy. That’s why tickling me is so much fun. I get to rub all against my Daddy’s wee-wee until it gets very hard and big! Then he lets me put it into my soft pink little mouth and suck it lightly like a pacifier. After that he pushes it into my little poo-poo hole as a punishment after my spanking. He says it’s my own fault because when he tickles me and I laugh, it’s very cute. Daddy can’t resist me and it’s my own fault! I love my Daddy.

GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

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He loves me when I am on all 4’s.
He likes to push my face into the pillows and ride my ass like a bucking horse.
He pulls my pony tail and smacks my ass and he slams his big hard cock into my tight rosebud asshole.
He always fucks me like this.
I am his little ass fucking whore.
I am his little trailer park princess.
I love it when he fucks me.
I love to feel his big rough hands all over my body.
He fucks my ass until he is about to cum, he pulls out and I suck his cock clean.
I can’t get enough of ass to mouth play.
I think that is why he loves to play with me so much..
He likes to cum all over my face, and chest..
After he is done, he pats my head like I am his little animal.
Tells me I’m such a good girl..
I love to hear it..
After all I’d do anything to get out of paying rent..

Bang Me like a drum….

I have a weakness for musicians.. I just can’t help myself..
I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and they had this awesome band..
I couldn’t keep my eyes of the drummer.. He was going so hard and just watching him made my pussy dripping wett.. I threw my pretty pink panties on stage and they landed on his drum!! He picked them up and put them on his lap and smiled at me.. My heart was pounding!
Maybe he liked what he saw.. I hope so.. I want him to bang me like his fucking drums..
After the show I was standing at the bar waiting for him to walk around.. After 20 minutes he never came out of the back.. I turned around to get another shot when someone wrapped their arms around me and in his hands he was holding my lucky pink panties..
he started sweet talking and buying me shot after shot.. He took me to the stage where they put down a curtin.. He was showing me his drums when he sat down on his little stool and sat me down on the snare drum where he pushed up my skirt and stuck his fingers inside.. oh god he played my pussy like no one else has ever done! Give me call to find out what how he came.. I’m dying to tell you!!

Mommy Phone Sex with Blair: Taking It in the Ass for My Son

My youngest son is struggling in summer school. He told me I needed to make sure he passed his classes. So, I went to his school to meet with some of his teachers. I don’t want Tyler held back. I pleaded with his history and math teachers. I said I would do anything to keep Tyler from repeating a grade. As I was leaving the parking lot, both teachers approached me with an offer I couldn’t refuse. They said I was a hot mom and I could secure Tyler’s advancement to the next grade if I partied with them. At first I was a bit shocked at what two professional men were suggesting; but then I thought, Tyler knew this would happen. He probably even arranged it. He knows his mommy will do anything for him.

Turns out these two teachers live together and share everything. I arrived in a slutty outfit with a pretty green bra and matching panties on underneath that Tyler picked out for me. They offered me some recreational candy to get me in the mood. I snorted two lines of coke, and then began guzzling wine. I was ready to party with my son’s teachers.  We sat on the couch kissing, stroking and fingering for a bit before we went in the bedroom. These guys were hung. I started sucking both cocks at once. They were completely comfortable being naked in front of each other. This was not their first tag team. They made a point of telling me that I had to do whatever they wanted to secure Tyler’s future.  I’m a good mommy. I’m a slut mommy.  As I was on my knees, taking their throbbing cocks in my mouth, I kept thinking of my son’s young hard cock and how yummy it tastes. He’d be so proud of me for doing this for him.

Tyler’s teachers’ cocks were hard and thick and ready to fuck. They made me snort another line because they were going to nail me good they said.  And boy did they fuck me hard. I had a cock crammed up my ass and my cunt. Cum was running out of both my fuck holes. They fucked me for hours. I just kept thinking of my baby boy and how he would reward me for this with his young seed. Then I kept snorting coke like a party animal. I even snorted coke off their cocks.

I think a good mommy does whatever it takes to make sure her offspring is happy. Even if that means being a fuck slut to their teachers to ensure they can move on to the next grade. Whatever my boys need, their momma provides. And, I am rewarded amply for my valor!

Submissive Phone Sex: Payback in Pussy and Ass

Submissive phone sex is what I know best. It is just not in my nature to be dominating; especially in my life outside of this job. Today was my day off so I left early this morning to do some errands. Well, I didn’t get far before my truck broke down. Even in my jeans and very little make-up I think I am attractive, but I was having trouble flagging anyone down to help. Mostly women out and about and guess they didn’t want to help a sister. Finally, this hot dude pulled over and asked to help. He was super nice. Popped the hood, told me I had cracked my serpentine belt and car would not run without it. I had no clue what that was, but guess it is important for a drivable car. He said he could take me to Auto Zone to get one and bring me back and put it on for me as any car place would charge me like $100 to do it. So, we drove to Auto Zone and got what I needed, but to my embarrassment, my credit card declined and I had no cash on me. My handsome stranger bought the belt and said I could pay him back later. We drove back to my car, and within a matter of a few minutes he had the belt on and my car working. When I asked for his address so I could reimburse him, he said that would not be necessary, I could work off my debt immediately. At first I was perplexed at to what he was suggesting, but then he grabbed one of my tits pretty hard and forced my hand on his throbbing cock.

We were in a parking lot; I was nervous and informed him, I always pay my debts however I can, but was there a more private place to go? He said he lived in the apartment complex across the street and I better follow him. Of course I did; I do as I am told, always. And I did need to repay him for his kindness. We got into the foyer of his apartment and he got pretty gruff with me. He ripped my red top right off and started man handling my titties. He ordered me to take my jeans off so he could see my sweet cunt. I was standing in front of him, in my bra and panties, both scared and turned on. I mean he was HOT and he did do me a solid. If he wanted payback in pussy and ass, who was I to say no? He pushed me against the wall and shoved his fingers inside me roughly. Before I realized it, he had his fist in me, fucking me like a dirty little whore. He kept telling me all I was good for was being his cum dump. When he was done stretching out my cunt, he ordered me to his bedroom. He pushed me onto his bed and shoved his cock down my throat until my eyes were watering and I was choking on cum He then made me ride his cock when he got hard again. And he didn’t want to fuck my pussy, but my ass. He used no lube; didn’t even spit on my asshole. Just forced me down on it and started fucking my ass hard and grabbing my boobs. Not going to lie, being his bitch was a total turn on. He seemed to just know I was a subby whore there for his pleasure. But dangit, my holes hurt. He really used me good. Both my pussy and ass were gaping open and sore. My tits had handprints on them. I asked if I could shower before leaving, and he slapped me, telling me not to take advantage of his generosity. He added that things like taking a shower or spending the night were girlfriend privileges, not cheap whore rights. He was correct. I am just a fuck toy; just a bitch; just a whore; just a cheap cunt; just a bunch of holes.

I have no rights. And the only privilege I got is the privilege to service men. How can I service you tonight?

The Way It Is

In this world, my perfect round ass is the prize to be worshipped. Sissies like Goddess Levi’s pathetic pitiful paypiggy have to beg to be able to worship the ass of a Superior Female. You want to know something funny? This little tinkerbell fairy is being blackmailed by her Goddess into paying for our WBMT vacation! YAYAY! That means all of us girlies get to sit by the beach in St. Augustine, Florida and sip cocktails while dipping our toes in the water. Meanwhile, Levi’s blackmail piggy will be footing the bill for our oceanside rental house. It will be so funny to see the trepidation and nerves play out as she realizes that big consequences will follow if she does not pay up! This sissy fairy fag has until Friday, July 18th to send Goddess Levi all the money for our vacation. If she doesn’t pay up, our sissy can kiss her career as a big shot lawyer goodbye! We have incredible SEO rankings, and if all of us girlies blog about the identity of this pathetic pay piggy’s cross dressing antics and silly sissy ways, she will be ruined forever on Google! In fact, everyone looking her name up to try to find her law services, and they will instead learn the fact that she is a total pansy, fake-man who loves dressing up in pretty frilly lace clothing! This will be very funny to see. I can’t wait for the drama to play out. Will she be a good blackmail piggy and pay up for our vay-cay, or will everything come tumbling around her?! 😀 We will have to wait and see.