Exhibitionist phone sex happens to be one of my specialties. I live in Pennsylvania, LOL. My days of exposing myself are coming to an end for the season. However, today Mother Nature shined her light on me. The temperature got in the low 70s. Chilly to be naked, but not too cold to hurt me.
So, I packed a bag and headed to the lake to see what kind of trouble I could get into. Turns out a lot of trouble. Luckily, as a sexy BBW, I can suck and fuck my way out of any kind of trouble. Some lady called the cops on me when she saw me masturbating in a little wooded area away from most of the crowd. Since I did not know she called the cops, when I realized a cop was heading my way, I quickly stopped playing with my wet bald pussy.
I Love to Show Off My Body Outside
He busted me. I could not lie. I figured honesty might be the best policy. However, I got nervous when I began to speak, and I lied. Told him some long-winded story about losing a bet. I apologized profusely. Plus, he could see the embarrassment on my face. He told me he did not feel like arresting such a hot babe.
I wanted to hit on him. But I did fear that might make things worse. Thankfully, he hit on me. He looked around, made sure the coast looked clear and told me to suck his cock. He read my mind. I can make a man cum in only a few licks. My mouth performs miracles. I can wake the dead. And I can drain balls better with blowjobs phone sex, than wives can with their cunts. One of the reasons married men love me so.
I knew it would not take long to drain Officer Woody. Not his real name of course, but it felt like a fitting name. He sported wood the entire time we talked. He wrote his name and number on a citation notice and told me to text him later. Officer Woody wants more of this sexy BBW exhibitionist. Can you blame him?